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This is a thread where you can vent your frustrations and problems, and I will do my best to give you a little insight.

>inb4 gtfo normie
>inb4 other /r9k/ shitposting

Please be polite, and be respectful. I will try my best to reply in a timely manner.
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My upper back muscles hurt, how do I fix that? I've been really working on my posture, but, it doesn't seem to help. I've followed youtube videos, stretches, whole nine yards. Been watching my chair posture, getting up every half hour. Nothing works.

haallpp
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How do i be more positive and stop hating everything?

I'm aware I'm negative and it's bad for my mental health but I never change
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>>29519222
isn't there a board for this already?

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Did boogie2988 die or something?

His youtube channel is gone.
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KEK IT REALLY IS DOWN
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>>29519140
https://www.youtube.com/user/boogie2988

yes it is...why would i just make things up on the internet?
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Probably got hacked. It's safe to assume that his wife would leave his stuff up to continue making money if he died.

/r9k/ approved porn thread?
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It's porn that robots approve of!
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Someone else post shit. I want to see white girls with fat asses
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Do robots hate porn?

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I feel like the scariest part of life is that I have all of these complex emotions that I would never be able to explain to someone. Makes it feel like even if I have a bunch of friends I will still be inherently lonely. For example
>be really into One Piece
>shits so dope it feels like an adventure
>lose interest because I have no one to talk to about it
>years pass
>close friend wants to start watching it
>get hyped to watch him experience the adventure
>turns out he's skipping a bunch and missing out on precious character development
>be super disappointed
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I haven't seen one piece anon but if you post your contact we can talk about other shit
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some adventures are best enjoyed alone though.
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Those aren't complex emotions, it's just autism

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lets get a new customer hate thread going
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>>29518887
I hate the customers that come in the store with these things. Most of the time they shop with the regular carts and then try to transfer all their crap into these small shitty ones. Anyone else know this feel.
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I don't have much problem with customers, maybe I haven't worked retail long enough.

It is always ticked me off people being told "No, we cant do that, sorry."

They are always like "That's not the right answer" or "Can I see your manager?"
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I tutor math. My customers include both parents and their kids.

>kids who are more interested in getting their homework done than learning how to do a problem
>kids who just came home from practice/workout and didn't shower
>parents who feed their kids during the session
>girls who knowingly fuck with you/hit on you -- rub up against needlessly, twirl hair every time pencil stops moving, giggling hysterically at puns; I know I look your age but I'm 9 years older than you and getting a boner please stop.
>kids who get high before I get there
>parents who are nearby during session, either commenting on the work itself or making random conversation
>kids who call for an emergency session the night before a test after cancelling two weeks in a row acting upset over a lower-than-normal grade
>parents who expect me to have change for a $100

it's actually not all that bad, and most kids and parents are great

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Can one of you faggots please explain to me why being a NEET is okay and why people talk shit about "wage slaves" what happens when there is no left to take care of you, pay bills, etc. being a NEET is not a long term life style in the slightest, are you just supposed to hang yourself once you cant suck off your parents tit any longer?
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I don't play the normalfag's games and I'm better off
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>>29518783
That doesn't answer my question in the slightest you fucking mongoloid
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>>29518750
This doesn't need an explanation of any kind.

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I hate numales. Sometimes I just want to punch them in the face whenever I see them being cucks.

Who else /hates numales/ here
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Who's the guy with the poofy hair on the right? Next to the guy with the beer.

He looks really familiar.
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>>29518678
They all look the same to me.

Who knows
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I have at least 4 points in this bingo, do I count as one?

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>denied security guard position because I stole an energy drink at my first job and smoked pot on high school prom night
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>>29518483
>do bad things
>face consequences
>angry at the world for some reason
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>>29518483
>Denied Insurance because I'm high risk
>Can't Pay for Insurance because there isn't a job close enough that pays enough for fuel and insurance
I don't know if this is the fuck up thread or not
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>>29518505
>world raises you to believe that being honest and kind will get you places
>learn that it's the complete opposite when it's already too late
Who the fuck else would you be angry at?

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r9k if im a shy cute gayboy how easy would it be to make friends with fujoshis, I want to try and make friends.
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>>29518472
why do you want to be friends with a fujoshi?

and why wont you just be my bf instead we could talk all night and send eachother dick pics
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>>29518523
because i dont have friends because i have brain troubles.

also anon i want to be a girl.
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>>29518549
so? if youre a gayboy that means you like guys right?

be my bud and share all of your brain troubles with me

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Seriously, how can you deny the similarities between Trump and Hitler? Are people really not seeing this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSHFdHhmVeM
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>>29518421
>1 post by this ID
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>>29518447
>>29518447
>>1 post by this ID
Huh? I don't get it......
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>>29518421
But it's true. He's not doing it for financial gain. Neither was Hitler. He is doing it because he believes in the cause. Donald Trump doesn't need a party presidents salary or lobbyist connections. He's already filthy rich.

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Is there a worst pain than being friendzoned, guys?
I have a friend who was abused heavily all their childhood, has like 10 serious disorders including being XXY.
And *even he* feels terrible for me, because the girl I liked cockblocked me.
Fuck my life
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yeah man you should probably kys if youre serious desu
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I made a girl cry talking about being friendzoned, because she could tell how much she meant to me.

It's worse than a breakup because that's partly their fault too, being friendzoned is all due to you not being good enough.
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>>29518461
I refuse to acknowledge it's my fault at all, I'm a great person with a good mental health (besides my cigarette addiction) and go out of my way for ladies, I'm fucking nice to them okay? Don't start shit with me

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>AVOIDANT PERSONALITY DISORDER (APD)
>Their behavior and speech are controlled, and they appear to be apprehensive and awkward.
>Interpersonally, they are sensitive to rejection. Even though they strongly desire closeness to others, they keep their distance and require unconditional approval before they are willing to "open up" to others.
>They tend to "test" others to see who can be trusted to like them.

>The cognitive style of avoidants can be described as perceptually vigilant. This means that they scan the environment for clues to potential threats or acceptance.
>Their thoughts are often distracted by their hypersensitivity.
>They have low self-esteem because of their devaluation of their accomplishments and the overemphasis of their shortcomings.

I've never been described by a personality disorder so accurately. How about you bots?
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>>29518327
yeah I feel this too anon, but I really don't need another mental illness on the list right now :/
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>>29518327
6/6 just kill me

jdjdjdj
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>>29518327
thats a disorder now?

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What will the state of neetbux become when she wins?
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Either:
a). Stay the same
b). Increases
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>>29518096
This will hopefully become ten times the current tendiebux.
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>>29518096
Maybe go up

They definately won't go down

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So I'm thinking of going to a gun range, shooting some targets
Then I'll probably turn the gun and put one in my brain.
What's the best angle to make sure I can't be 'saved' by some normie scumbag that thinks he's helping or being a hero.
Through the mouth I'm thinking is the best way to make sure I won't injure anyone else in the process
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>>29518071

>What's the best angle to make sure I can't be 'saved' by some normie scumbag

well don't shoot yourself. It'd be more effective if you fake threaten the people around you so that they kill you.
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why don't you just buy a gun and do it in private
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>>29518071
Either to the temple or in the roof of the mouth, but if you're doing roof of the mouth you have to get your angle right so you really hit the brain instead of just the back of your neck, which sucks because you might survive.

Or just get a shotgun, it's much more reliable suicide-wise.

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just got back from the pub lads
won some dosh on the footy now i'm having dindins and playing some vidya
what're the rest of you cunts up too?
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>wake up
>clean room (took 3 hours)
>Internets fugged
>finally rest and stare at wall
>just stare for half an hour
>fall asleep
>wake up confused thinking it was Saturday morning
>in reality it was Saturday night
Just been really exhausted and depressed
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Every single Australian Ive seen on here who considers themselves a robot still has friends and goes out socializing........you do not belong here.....you really have no idea do you......you're just a plain beta male.

You can be beta and still be normal.....like you are.......being a beta doesn't mean you belong here. So fuck off.


t. actual legitimate aspie in Australia who is nearly 30 years old, never had a friend, still lives at home with parents, never had a job, high-school drop out, kissless virgin that's never been anywhere since dropping out of highschool 14 years ago.
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>>29518285
i'm 23 and i have no friends and i'm a virgin
in what way do i not belong here?
just because i like to get out of the house and bet on sports doesn't make me a normal fag

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