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>tfw no empath bf
Get the fuck out roastie
Bet 90% of this board would fucking bend over for you
Don't start shit with me
Okay, this actually made me kek. Thanks for the laugh anon
>>29519773
eggman is an empath. be his new roastie
>ywn rub your clit
>ywn feel a big cock stretch and fill your pussy
>ywn get intense pleasure from having your breasts played with
>ywn have a cock/toy in your pussy and ass at the same time
>ynw cum hard multiple times and still be horny
you'll just blown load after disappointing load day after day to increasingly disgusting pornography
What causes women to take nude shots of themselves?
I mean, there are A LOT more full body nude shots of women then there are men.
What causes them to do so?
I want to understand the science.
>>29519746
>letting yourself be turned into a slut
Must suck having no will power. Pretty sure the rest of your life will suck as a result.
Grats on the sex though, I'm sure you can put that on your resume.
>>29519764
Attention whoring. Yeah Mr. Anon. Yeah science.
What do you robots think is the terrifying/sad thing about this life that we all live? For me, it's that I'll never be able to experience everything. Never hear every good song, taste every good food, or read every good book. Thinking about that just destroys me. Anyway, /existential/ thread.
>>29519743
I will never be able to believe in anything
I will never get to have a happy childhood
I will nevet get to experience teenage love
>>29519855
Care to elaborate on your first point? Not calling you out, I'm just actually curious about what you mean by that.
>>29519966
I want a purpose
I have no faith, nothing to fight for, I want to feel like I belong to something but I can't.
>tfw she stops coming online
it's over, isn't it robots?
>having social media
>being in contact with others
>>29519721
>online
It was never started.
>>29519721
>"I love you."
>"^-^"
>Last online: 72 weeks ago
Like this post to show sympathy.
wtf is the point of having a 5" penis?
I might as well not have one at all.
I mean fuck, if its under 8 inches, what good is it?
why would god give a man anything less than 8"? so girls can point and laugh at it?
If girls found out George Clooney had a 5" penis they'd throw his picture in the rubbish bin.
If a girl won't even fuck you unless you have 8 inches, then whats the point? If shes not going to enjoy herself, then why bother?
Its like a genetic defect, you might as well cut my balls off.
dicks aren't like tits, you can't make do with an A or B cup. I mean 6" is fucking AVERAGE. A woman can't even get off on less than 8". 2/3's of the men on this earth are doomed to give women joyless sex.
Everything we do, marriage, work, career, commitment, home loans, car loans, its all to make up for being 2 or 3 inches short.
What kind of life is that? We should all just be eunichs or devote ourselves to a life of celibacy. Think of all the things we could accomplish if we no longer had to compete in a competition we can never win?
>>29519698
You're mistaken. Penis length serves only as visual appetizer and confidence boost while girth actually get's women off.
>>29519698
Porn has really fucked with the modern male's brain.
>>29519698
7 incher here, I slam cervixes and they complain, big dicks are a meme. 5 inches is fine, don't let anybody meme you. Snake oil salesmen want you to be insecure so they can sell their bullshit cock enlargement pills to you that do nothing. Just get over it man. Stop watching so much porn. Dwelling on your insecurities is never healthy.
why are you all obsessed with sex
Sounds like a better stress-reliever than other things.
>>29519693
It's nice to feel so close to a person
I'm not. Society and the general public is. That's why it's on my mind. Because wherever I go, I'm reminded that everyone's enjoying this basal, primal act, and I can never take part in it.
Feeling shitty, need some jams
https://youtu.be/7P9QDdCJb8g
>>29519644
This should cheer you up OP
https://youtu.be/cBwIoRQ2hmg
Hell I always have fun with these threads, post some jams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5EofwRzit0
>>29519644
Another lonely Friday night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhRmCMWdRqM
What are you doing right now?
I'm saving anime girl pictures and about to get drunk.
Screaming at my parents
>>29519638
Why are you doing thatt?
>>29519653
They're bitching about how I'm doing nothing with my life, as usual.
Don't start shit with me
>tfw hemorrhoids
>tfw asshole sore, itchy, and constantly makes my ass feel dirty
who here /hemorrhoids/
>>29519604
Better your life
My asshole already feels constantly dirty, even though I wipe well it itches badly. I'll go and wipe with more baby wipes and no poo comes out. It's just itchy. Also I frequently have massively bloody shits.
>>29519604
I got those from sitting down all day. Take a break every half hour anon and stretch your legs.
what the fuck kind of angle is this?
no one thinks this is hot
>>29519571
I used to hate that angle, but now it's become my favorite. It's the most dominating
>>29519571
they've basically accepted their niche role as cuck porn now, and they realize that cucks are actually pretty fucking gay, so they use angles like this so the cucks can pretend to lick the guy's asshole while he pounds their wite wimmin.
>>29519590
so much. nothing better than this.
>It's just a game anon!
>It doesnt matter as long as you have fun!
>You just need to practice more!
FUCK YOU I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD ITS NOT FUCKING FUN AT ALL WHEN YOURE FUCKING LOSING. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IM SO FUCKING SHIT AT GAMES I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE
EVEN FUCKING R9K NEETS ARE GOOD AT GAMES. BUT ME. IM SO FUCKING TERRIBLE THAT IVE PLAY GAMES FOR YEARS AND FUCKING SHITS WHO PLAY IT FOR 1 MONTH ARE HIGHER RANK THAN ME. I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE
>>29519530
I know this feel all too well, and honestly, its a dumb one. being good at vidya is for spergs. normies and even well adjusted individuals dont care for video games anymore.
dont care so much that a bunch of no life sperg lords are naturally better than you at a collection of rapid moving pixels that perceive models, its an autism thing. Its like asking why is a baker better at baking than you. It wasnt meant to be.
being good at vidya is degeneracy, enjoy other things that people would care about and not your K/D and points on Overwatch.
>>29519580
But I am an autistic sperg
I play games all the time and im still terrible
Its like being a baker and failing to turn on an oven
>>29519651
You arent connected with their autistic works of creations, brother. Theyre on the high autism plane and youre simply not as autistic as the best guy on a given game.
accept your faults, take up knitting, put the game on easy and only play singleplayer. theres no reason to be upset, you are destined for greater things than video games.
I just came back from a club. Ask me anything
Did you hook up with any qts?
>>29519520
Why would anyone care?
>>29519544
No, but there's was this one cute girl that was with the group of girls I was with. I wasn't drunk enough to ask her to dance with me.
HOW DOES THIS FUCKING HAPPEN!!!????
I shower, I'm really nice, I'm not socially awkward, and I never get a fucking date.
Yes I'm mad.
why's everyone on this board want some boring stacey looking bitch.
>I shower, give me gf
Yeah good luck with that one boy-o
They're both frauds (with criminal backgrounds, who have armed robbery charges) and she REALLY fucking uggo without makeup, like REALLY fucking uggo.
He is a ex-semi-pro gamer and he records vids for her and she pretends like shes playing.
It's a nice scam, all the fat neckbeards think shes a good girl and it gives them the illusion that they have a chance of being with her (because shes with a useless fat neet, who in fact runs the backend of the business by producing all of her gameplay)
TLDR: YouTube is fake as fuck.
Hello from Planet Rodent.
>>29519298
greetings ratotron
>>29519298 (OP)
greetings ratotron
Original onion
greetings ratotron
saged thread
What happened to the frog and feels Tavern? Am I dumb and missing it or has there not been a thread in a while
Chad Incorporated bought it and turned it into another Chad's Bar.
Something happened to the guy who originally did them all. He got like cancer or something. A few other people tried to keep it up, but I guess they lost interest.
>>29519977
Yes, the original guy is passed on now.
