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>You Spin Right Round Baby Right Round, Like A Record Baby, Right Round Round Round
right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left...
God damn that .gif, now I wanna suck on a big dick and swallow all the cum!
>>29521037
Especially that one, but I bet it isn't even real. Kind of looks edited to me for some reason.
>>29521014
>tfw no black shemale wife to fuck my bp at night then cuddle.
Remember this guy? Remember how revolutionary this was? How long it lasted and the legacy it left? He was a dancing banana man, and then somebody made a song about a time for peanut butter and jelly.
What is the state of memes now? It seems to be getting pushed more to its limits on speed (memes/hr) and generalized absurdity. The memes.. They seem to be evolving. It's sort of like that episode of Evangelion when the virus angel takes over those computers: the memes are evolving and the final stage of evolution is death. The death of memes.
We start out with banana men and condiments, and now we've reached the juncture where frogs torment white men by commanding the element of feces.. According to my calculations we have exactly 35 years before memes hit a critical velocity and transcend into zero back into the second dimension. We need to enact meme austerity measures to try to stem the tide of memes; to slow down meme evolution until our top meme scientists can figure exactly what the hell is going on. For the love of memes, please don't meme. I'll keep you updated.
This is MemeMan55 signing off for now.
this is before too many people's time here.
someone posted PBJ time in a old meme thread on /b/ and no one even knew what it was.
my reaction to the PBJ meme would go on to sculpt how i felt about 4chan = cringe. it wasn't funny or entertaining and people's sensational reaction to it made me cringe.
like i even understand Youtube Poop better, at least YTP is just random shit, the PBJ guy is so specific... "OMG A DANCING BANANA, SO FUNNY XD"
IMMA FIRIN MUH LASER, SO FUNNY.
NYAN CAT, SO FUNNY.
more like so cringe..
>>29520979
GOD DAMNIT R9K DONT YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR MEMES
>>29521017
my face when froge and that feel man aren't any better
>cant stop smelling my fingers after playing with balls
>>29520916
I LOVE THE SMELL M876
Try smelling your finger after sticking it into your belly button for a real zinger
>>29520916
me 2 am addicted
Dad about to knock my door down
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1blgHzb3DHM
OH M YFUCKING GOD SOMEONE CAP THIS
louie vocaroo is old
repost
>>>/b/691442870
>tfw dick stings every time I touch it
>foreskin is swollen and the whole thing is bright red
I wank 1-4 (usually 2) times a day, wat do robots
Wash it
Stop wanking until it heals
Alternatively, use more lotion
>>29520885
Doing this, hope I don't rip any flesh off when scrubbin
>>29520920
Also planned this out
Post normies getting what they deserve
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4l1LX2i8gA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MblfN34OdlY
>bikers
>normies
Some bikers are normies but a lot are suicidal robots, just saying
>>29520863
Robots don't have a license, you're a faggot who should die, just saying.
>trips get with their oneitis
>dubs shit them,selves when they are about to fuck their oneitis
>singles will die and be found with their most fucked up fetish tab open
>quads will become their oneitis
>pents will ascend to a chad
Roll for chad.
Tell me Kek wills it.
>>29520959
Op here, gunna try my luck
>>29520836
As a chad I will.not get single(s)
You get to meet the 13 years of You.
>What do you say to him?
>What does he thinks about you?
We might just both start crying.
These threads used to be fun. Now im 25, they're kind of lame
>me
"You're going to wish you died in that accident last year. Things are starting to get bad, aren't they?
But hey, look on the bright side. In about 15 years you'll be content. Not happy, but content. That's something to look forward to, right?"
>him
"Oh... shit."
>yellow teeth
Deliver me to Hades senpai
There is hope my friend. Crest 3d whiting strips. Had shit yellow teeth and now I get compliments on how white they are. You're welcome
>baking soda
>hydrogen proxide
>oil pulling
>whitening strips
get gud fuck
>>29520807
2 words for you my dearest senpai
>oil
>pulling
it fucking works
Being stationed in Japan.
I'm 2nd Lt Army
Literally all my dreams are coming true.
I'm going to Japan.
I'm getting paid 2x as much as enlisted fags while doing next to no work.
Why the fuck haven't you guys become officers in the military?
because im weaker than average american against a slight uphill
>>29520804
Japanese generally hate the American military.
>>29520804
I was. Sexually abused and assaulted. It was big news in my country.
What was the worst injury you ever had?
SEND PICTURES.
Either the time I fell behind the gym bleachers and landed head first in 2nd grade or when I nearly sliced off my pinky toe and needed stitches.
Treated a guy with a skull fracture, punctured lung, broken humerus, and massive internal hemmorage while I was on the USS Eisenhower back in March. This is the inside of his cranial (flight deck helmet)
one time i caught my finger in a bike chain
So I would like it a lot to find a small group of people with similar interests and a similar intellectual level to talk to regularly. I would much prefer not any girls whatsoever, for various reasons, especially orbiters. Any reccomendations? Any of you interested?
https://discord.gg/AdXaC
Join my group senpai
>>29520731
H-how many of you are there? What do you talk about?
>>29520856
There about 5 or so people who regularly talk, we talk about anything really
I just realized I'm fighting for things I'll never have.I'm 26 and my best years are behind me. It doesn't matter if I work out, it doesn't matter if I get a better job, it doesn't matter if I get a car and move out. It's a joke, everything's a joke. I'll never get to experience my twenties again and I always hear that stupid fucking meme "Things will get better". They haven', just have loneliness, depression, anxiety, and yearning for a life that I'll never have.
It's even worse when you realize you could have had these things if you were born tall attractive Chad.
>>29520714
maybe this self defeating depressive mindset has put you where you are?
>>29520714
Well that's too bad m8.
I'm 25 and I see my best years ahead of me.
Things will not get better with that mindset.
Life isn't fair. You can either let that ruin you or not give a fuck and be happy regardless.
>memes will never be this pure and naive again
STINKY PUSSY LOL!!! STINKY FUCKING PUSSY LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
There was no sense of meme politics or cringeworthy forced irony back then, no one gave a shit, cause people didn't spread it for easy likes or upvotes on other sites besides Funnyjunk, but that made their own. It started to drop around Ebaumsworld, but still had a good following right up until people hated Gaia instead. After that things became different
>>29520693
What is moot?
Something different, posted this last week but it 404d
Got some great pictures of this big tit milf getting a massage at resort if anyone wants to see them. She's a solid 8, great tits and ass for such an old bitch.
Was in Fiji for holiday with Family last month, this shit was the only good thing about that awful third world fuck hole. Anyone else been there? Why the fuck do parents pick these places?
Seen these before but dump anyways
Dump them you fuck
post them hen faggot
