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Nice try, shill

We can torrent everything we want

Now fuck off

>more escapism
Why? I want to get better :(

>>29521382
>shill

How am I making any money from this you cuck?

do you roll your own?

>>29521329
I just had my first cigarette yesterday, can smoke for shit, coughing all the time and it tastes horrible in my mouth. Can you teach beginner how to smoke cigaratte properly?

>>29521356
*can't

originalllss

lol bro just be yourself and you'll get a gf in no time

no reason really

>>29521323
lmao this OP just stop looking for a gf and when you least expect you'll get one :)

How can whitebois compete with that?

THEY CAN'T. #TEAMBBC

>>29521284
>>29521357

it would suck never to get a proper beeej/deep throat

>>29521379
You'd be surprised what white girls can do with their mouths nowadays, senpai

I want to know how the fuck your cousin had a kid for 8 years and you never found out about it through family or jewbook or mutual friends.

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>>29521298
Don't use kike book to connect with friends or family

& he moved over seas last time i heard of him.. we stopped being close after childhood & into our teens blah blah...

This question is triggering so many feels... idk mate how often do you see ur relatives after u become a neet socially retarded autistic faggot that hides in the basement

I just don't know dude people have their own lives going on, to busy to reach out to someone too fucking scared to say hi

You're turning into an npc, anon. Just going through the same patterns and not progressing. Stop that or you will regret it. Strive for something

It's the death of memes and our global entry into a new era of whatever else is out there

>>29521272
It's when the posts in chan sites with all repeating digits foretells a happening

if dubs we're fucked lol

>>29521238
What's with the shitty tumblr gif?

>>29521273
Didn't even know it was a gif when i saved it

I'm so fucking sorry anon
so fucking sorry i have offended you

>>29521238
iktfb

thats why people start cutting themselves and shit.. at least you can enact some kind of change upon your body

>>29521231
Death. Why would I want to be normie anyway?

It's a sad realisation i would pick 'A' no matter what 'B' was

You're supposed to make it a hard decision OP.

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>>29521223
>tfw doctors dont prescribe real drugs anymore

REEEEEEEEEEE

Once the psychological report is finished and received by my psychiatrist, chances are good, that I can get amphetamines or derivates of it.

>>29521223
>Prescribe your own drugs
>Go to the doctor on the corner of the street
>Pick up your self prescribed meds
>Take them
>Do them all

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Zero.

I have a few online friends which helps a bit. I'm trying to give up because I won't make real ones. It still hurts.

Like 6 or 7 good friends. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE me all you want, but it helps keep me alive

I can count all of my friends on less than one hand.

>having a therapist
I seriously hope you didn't senpai

>>29521186
I'm forced to go to one if I don't want to spend another year in a psychiatric intensive care unit, senpai.

>>29521196
Sounds quite comfy to just stay there. Obviously it isn't since you'd rather see a therapist to avoid that again

>>29521111
Nice quads
I would suggest a bookstore, ask the people there if they know any book clubs and join those. If not just ask a girl reading a book for recommendations and transition from there.

>>29521146
I thought book clubs were for 50 year old women

>>29521183
I'm just spit balling ideas here but I think being friends with cougars who have daughters around your age sounds like a good idea if you have the ambition.

Well, now you have to tell us the pun.

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> Applied to my local KFC
> Intentionally cranked up my anxiety so they ask if if I'm alright
> "Sure, I just hope this doesn't turn into a frying session, otherwise I might chicked out."
> Only in hindsight noticed what I did there

not oupie but
>go to job interview at a cinema
>"do you like movies anon?"
>sure
>"whats your favourite movie"
>dont have one
>last one i saw was trainspotting, seen it multiple times already
>trainspotting it is, say i enjoyed it very much
>obv normie wagies "what is it about"
you can pretty much guess where it got from there

>>29521041
Why do people paste golden retriever clippings on their hair
It looks weird

I wouldn't be settling. Average can be the best. Average faces are lovable and not offputtingly intimidating.

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>>29521041
because I'm below average

But I do have a foot fetish

At least I'm not a tranny

I kind of wish I had a foot fetish, it's easy to break to a prospective partner. Damn near anyone will be willing to humor a foot fetish, the same can't be said of other more extreme fetishes.

>>29521027
I am a furry

At least I'm white