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Fembots, would you date me and not cuck me?
Stop making threads about yourself, cuck.
You are no longer welcome here.
i would not not cuck you
>>29524882
This is bait.
God i miss sage.
>mfw the state of this board
I wish this place was fucking nuked, but at least the human scum that posts here can be contained and not spread like a fucking disease to other boards.
Even with /adv/, /soc/, /fit/, facebook, reddit, you fucking disgraceful normalfaggots decided to invade this board. I hope every single one of you have a very slow and painful death.
>>29524871
Thank you
Spam woman hate and rares to keep the normies out
>>29524871
>the absolute state of op
yeah, it seems shitty today. but where else are people like us supposed to go?
I've been coming here since this board came back in 2014, posting in wagie threads, women hate threads, etc. I've lived the life of a robot.
As of recently I decided to enroll in school to get out of this life. /r9k/ used to be the only place I could come to be in likewise company and interact with people who lived the same life I did.
The thing that put me over the edge wasn't the suffering, the loneliness, or the emptiness. It was you. The cuck spammers, the normies coming here for frog pictures, the women who think they can relate to anything we post, all of it. I felt I was no longer in company with actual robots, so I am going to become a normie so I can once again be with people like me.
Goodbye forever, /r9k/.
>>29524852
Goodbye hope you make itsee you in a month when you get anxiety and recluse in school
>>29524852
>the women who think they can relate to anything we post
this is the absolute worst shit. even worse than the ones who think they can relate are the ones who literally have no reason to come here except for the epic maymays and have bf and friends and shit
fuck i hate them
anyways good luck OP. I don't think a immediate cutoff from /r9k/ is necessary, anything is fine in moderation, but if you think you can improve your life this way I hope you the best
>>29524852
If you feel the need to make a goodbye thread, that means you aren't ready to leave.
>Doing a presentation for work
>Plug my computer up to use
>My Loli porn was on it and it flashed on the big screen for a bit.
>Ran out with my laptop.
Guess I'm not teaching 7th grade in August. I am scared on the call saying I am fired.
>>29524837
kek
i would have given you a promotion
>not having your degenerate porn sealed behind pharaonic tombs
You kinda were asking for it anon
>>29524837
Say it was a malware pop-up.
>you're 22 anon, when are you going to have a kid?
I'm pretty sure I'm sterile.
>>29524832
I had a plan to have kids at exactly 24
>>29524832
i want to impregnate a girl desu
>Filtered threads:8
>Hidden threads: 18
As an Asian I would just like to say that the black vs white porn threads are annoying as fuck and makes both groups look like fags
Go ahead, unfilter them, you going do it sooner or later. Enjoy the full 4chan experience.
>>29524844
the best part is that it's predominantly white guys making them. sad!
>tfw when ive actually experienced anal prolapse
>>29524787
Did it stay out? Last month I had to help push a homeless lady's prolapse back in but I didn't succeed
>>29524807
No it didnt stay out it went back in.
I was pooping and i felt i had more to push out so i tried harder and it came out it went back in after i stood up. This happened a couple years ago. I bleed out my ass all the time now its ridiculous.
But thats disgusting you actually tried to push some filthy homeless person asshole back in? Dude explain this scenario what happened
>>29524893
Well I'm a doctor so that's part of my job
Only once though. Apparently you can put sugar on the prolapse and it shrinks it down a bit
>Do you smoke anon?
>If so, how many a day? (put N/A if you do not smoke)
>Do you drink anon?
>If so, how many units a week? (put N/A if you do not drink)
>Do you take drugs?
>>If so, which ones and how often? (put N/A if you do not take any)
>Are you a virgin?
>If you are not, how often do you get fucked a year?
>Are you fat?
>If so, how fat are you? (put N/A if you are a slimboi like me)
I'll go first -
Don't Smoke, N/A
Yeah I do, I drink about 10 units a week (normally over the weekend)
I take MDMA bi-monthly and weed occasionally with friends.
Still a virgin :(, N/A
Nope, not a fatty thankfully. Maybe I'll get laid at some point in my life given that my figure and large cock are about my only redeeming features, N/A
Pic unrelated, but R* banned me because me and my friend were sharing one social club account and we came online at the same time and it gave my account a 2 week ban for online. yay.
>>29524772
I think you might be underage op it you type like you are in highschool
anyways
>Do you smoke anon?
N/A
never have, never intend to
>Do you drink anon?
N/A
probably never will
>Do you take drugs?
N/A
probably never will
>>Are you a virgin?
yes
probably will not change
>Are you fat?
N/A
I only drink water and eat 2 meals a day which probably helps me not gain weight
I dont smoke, drink, do drugs, have sex or be fat
- Don't smoke
- Drink couple times a year if even that
- Smoke weed if I'm given some, couple times a year too
- Not a virgin, got fucked 5 times by the same person and after that nothing
- Not fat, weight 121 lbs.
Where will you be 20 years from now, Anon?
>>29524762
Hopefully I will have a husky
posting on /r9k/, writing shitty stories, fapping to pornfus, same as every year
>>29524762
20 years...
I hope by that age I can live independently and be the musician I've always wanted to beI play the 12 gauge : ^ ) too bad I wont make it past 30
Femanons your thoughts about him?
His sister is a fox! Based Lane shooting Chads and having a banging hot sister
>>29524725
>rushed and voice break when he said that he jerks off to the death of his victims
little bitchboi tbj
>>29524825
saw the video
he didn't really, fuck off normie cuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGede2uSOkU
Hey Wagie, you woke me up with your early morning chores so I keyed your fucking car.
damn you, it was rental
>>29524730
samefaggiest shit i ever saw
enjoy posting in your own thread you retarded faggot
>>29524684
Thiswas a revenge.
>tfw unmemecally in love with little sister
>get nervous whenever I visit my parents
>have to concentrate to hold a prolonged conversation with her
>my heart skips a beat everytime she hugs me
I never asked for this degen life
Just talk to her and be yourself bro
>>29524682
what an adorable fapping tale
you could be such a lonely bastard that you're perfectly innocent love for your little sister seems like something more than that. either way, just don't do anything stupid. nothing wrong with enjoying hugs.
What's wrong with sluts again?
>>29524636
it it's ok for man to fuck multiple woman, then nothing wrong.
Well you see it, as a man, my self-worth is dependant on the amount bitches I fuck. It's the ultimate achievement of any man in society in any place in history. But there are some girls who are too easy to get with (sluts) and fuck just about anyone. Tell me, what achievement is there in fucking someone who fucks everyone else at the drop of the hat?
>>29524636
they destroy society because they make poor marriage/relationship partners and no one wants them so their children grow up without male guidance and become deviants and criminals.
women's liberated sexuality means that society crumbles and we return to barbarism.
>How's the job hunting going anon
Going to start on july 4 as a car insurance agent, just need to complete preemployment shit
>>29524744
>starting on a federal holiday
wat
>>29524744
>insurance salesman
I'm sure they reeled you in with the "Set your own appointments, make as much money as you want" speech. Did you pay them the $700 for the starter package? I hope you realize you won't make a penny of it back. That's not a job, it's a scam.
Why are gays so subhuman?
Better question, why are heterosexuals so self-important? Why can't you guys shut up about your sexual activities, keep that shit to yourself.
Gays are the reason the world is going down the shitter.
>>29524540
>muh muh say
I instantly thought of Michael Jackson https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4Uj3zitETs4
>>29524624
I would say it's a politically correct narrative that welcomes unusual customs and practices and places them above the existing culture.
