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What is the "cock carousel"? Why does it appeal to women so much?
>>29523282
It's what sexist virgins call having more than 1 relationship in your lifetime. But only if you're a woman.
>>29523321
Fuck off, cuck. I bet Stacey lets you lick Tyrone's cum out of her if you're a good boy and buy her things.
>>29523282
Pic related explains the cock carousel. Lurk moar, newfriend.
>>29523414
I'm female, anon. I hope someday you find joy in a life free from hate.
>he is only in his no friends or hobby lifestyle because he is "too smart"
>he diagnosed himself with a mental illness as an excuse for being a complete loser in everything
What if you actually have a mental illness and you are still a complete loser in everything?
>he isn't comfortable in knowing that he's a fucking asshole and doesn't want to have his acquaintances endure his company so he voluntarily shuts himself indoors secretly wishing his acquaintances would reach out despite knowing it will never happen
>he uses anime girls as reaction images
>Walking down the streets
>Old black guy on same path about the same pace as me
>3/10 nerd walking with a 8/10 girl in leggings
>"Woah man, she yours?" - black guy
>"yeah"
>"wow, I don't believe it"
>"thanks I guess"
>pair walks away
>"Back in my day only real men got women" - black guy
damn that chick is thick
Salty ass nigger
Niggers blown the fuck out
Rain, warmth and thunder edition.
A comfy bread to discuss mind companion related concepts and what not.
I used to have one long time ago, but due circumistances at last they merged back into my consciousness.
With that I've decided to give it another try considering how blissful it was, with that I'm preparing till tomorrow for the "initiation".
Bumpfkfjdjdjdsjshshsvhgf
Also, anyone else doesn't really feel like calling or associating the phenomenon with tulpas, considering our current is likely to highly deviate from the original, tibethan idea?
I for example am more fond of associating the concept with mind companions or toughtforms.
>>29523048
I gotchu senpai
/tup/ - Tulpa General
>What are tulpas?
A tulpa is an entity created in the mind, acting independently of, and parallel to your own consciousness. They are able to think, and have their own free will, emotions, and memories. In short, a tulpa is like a sentient person living in your head, separate from you.
More info:http://www.tulpa.info/faq/
>What guides do you recommend?
Check these out:
https://community.tulpa.info/thread-new-great-big-list-of-guides
Ask questions and get answers, or discuss tulpas in general
Why not join the Peace Corps? It's basically being a NEEt, but people are proud of you.
>>29522969
>work with black girl who looks like this
Want to fuck her now desu
>>29522969
Dayumm, who dat
I don't want to travel to 3rd world war-torn shit holes full of people who actually don't want your help but just want a hand out.
Does anybody else become physically uncomfortable as a result of nagging general anxieties?
That pic is me
>feel cold as shit
>check thermostat
>83
end my life
>>29522956
Yeah, sometimes I start to feel like I'm overheating and getting sweaty, luckily I don't go out so when that happens I can take a cool shower. It makes me feel a lot better.
>>29523026
This. A cool shower and pajama pants are extremely relieving for when this happens.
How would you fix 2006-2016?
>>29522951
You really like shilling this show, don't you?
>>29522966
You must have the wrong anon, I'm not a shill
>>29522951
>somehow stop the economical recession from happening
>somehow stop my country from selling more of its things to private businesses
>somehow stop TBBT from airing
>somehow stop IS from happening
>somehow give the Supreme Gentleman better weapons and training, or actually not, instead I would turn him into a rich and successful author
>somehow freeze 4chan to early 2006
>no ass eating gf
>>29522939
Is male ass eating the next big thing in porn after cuckoldry?
>>29523351
Also do girls find giving rimjobs degrading?
>>29523383
>Also do girls find giving rimjobs degrading?
only cunts
r9k what did you eat for breakfast!!!
>>29522932
with a glass of coke on the side. yeah im degenerate
>>29522932
Fruit loops m8
I eat cereal erryday
cheesy baked potatoes
So a wagecuck wakes up at 6am....
...hahahahahahahaha!
>
How many wagies does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one but he'll want to be paid for it
>
But I think the funniest joke of them all is the pathetic live those wagecucks lead, am I right? Slaving away for a rich Jew just to pay for our LAVISH lifestyles!
Hahaha, thank you, thank you!
*a round of applause*
>>29522904
Thisshow, if it isn't comedy gold, then I don't know what is.
Knock knock
>Whose there
Wage cuck
>Haha still working a shitty door to door job wagie?
Just open up, I'm hear to talk about...
>Lala lala I can't hear you
>*walks away*
If a Muslim girl was interested in you and she was perfect for you in every way (except for the Muslim part), would you convert?
No, I would not
My ancestors always had trouble with Muslims, so by converting I'd be spitting in their faces
>>29522858
Nah but I'd still let her practice. The women Muslims are a lot nicer than the males.
hell nah senpai
I like drinking occasionally
why can't she just convert to Christianity? oh wait....
>he drinks alcoholic beverages
>>29522852
What wrong with a few drinks every now and then? As long as I'm not blacking out or getting violent what is wrong?
>>29522852
You're a fucking idiot.
(So is the robot)
>he isn't android 17
fucking disgusting.
SURVEY TIME CUNTIES
>Age
>Gender
>Country
>Number of people you have had sex with
>Age you lost your virginity
>Which 4chan boards do you frequently use
>Do you smoke?
>Do you drink?
>Do you use drugs?
>Job
Daily reminder these threads are bait
>>29522828
>cunties
>>29522828
>Age
20
>Gender
Male
>Country
USA
>Number of people you have had sex with
0
>Age you lost your virginity
N/A
>Which 4chan boards do you frequently use
/r9k/, /an/
>Do you smoke?
No
>Do you drink?
No
>Do you use drugs?
No, tried weed once
>Job
Accountant
Waifu claim thread? Waifu claim thread.
Rules:
Must be 2D
Must be female
No futa!
No Western shit! Japs only!
I claim Mugi-chan! Good luck robots!
Your waifu is all grown up.
>>29522827
Kuroneko = Claimed
Claimed.
I mean, Bullet from Blazblue would work too but she doesn't have a hat.
>claims to be a robot
>claims to want an uprising
>doesn't own guns
??????
They don't have the balls to kill either
>>29522815
our retarded government prohabits civilians from owning any sort of weaponry
even though technically one can get the proper papers for gun ownerships, it's real fucking tedious and abnoxious
Can someone redpill me on rifles please.
