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who /jackie/ here?
she's so talented desu
>>29237373
literally who?
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>>29237440
I got warned for bloxing last night
>>29238250
what does a warning look like?
in 10+ years on this site i had no idea they even give warnings but have been banned more times than i can count.
Who /lonely/ here?
Let's try to find other lonely people to talk with.
>How old are you?
>How do you spend your days?
>Is there any particular kind of person you'd like to talk to?
>>29237325
24
I wake up looking for my controller and fall asleep with it. everything in between is bathroom, eating, masterbation and shitposting.
Id like to talk tona wizard, like a magical one. But i know theyre not real, thats why im lonely. Real people suck. We're so lame compared to our own imagination
I'll post my own I guess.
>How old are you?
23
>How do you spend your days?
I work 9-5 during the week which mostly keeps me distracted. When I'm not at work I'm just a shut-in playingOverwatch or Rocket Leagueand watchingTwitchto keep my mind off the loneliness.
>Is there any particular kind of person you'd like to talk to?
Anyone who enjoys vidya, Twitch orprogramming/game dev.
>>29237325
>18
>riding my motorcycle, playing vidya, having my family drag me around town
>a girl, a therapist, anyone my age who doesnt let sports and hanging out with their normie friends
>mfw ISIS finally did something right
>>29237311
interesting how ISIS and the alt-right have so much in common.
>>29237311
Yes why don't you just join them now?
perhaps finally the collectivist scum that infests society can stop pretending to oppose each other and join together to fight their real enemy. The Individual.
>>29237337
>>29237339
>caring about diseased faggots
DING DING DING
WE HAVE A NEW HIGH SCORE CONGRATULATIONS TO OMAR MATEEN
HE SMASHED EVERY OTHER SHOOTING IN AMERICA WITH A WHOPPING 50 KILLS
Doesn't count. He's Trump's hired goon, not one of us.
Fucker got two tactical nukes
>normie narcissist moslem
he's just a trash tier shooter along with rodgers and the columbine kids
cho won't be substituted from god tier during our lifetime
Honestly fuck this shit
>decide to change my life around and be more independent
>mom gets me wage cuck job at real estate company. Min wage
>i decide im gonna do good. Always go there 30 mins before job starts. Always work harder and learn harder than everyone there.
>never ask for breaks and always keep working even when boss says take a break.
>job doesn't specify lunch hour so i eat on the job. Watever no big deal
>decide that job isnt what i want and isnt improving me so I tell boss im gonna quit
>i find out there is a 180 hour or 3 week of no pay "trial period"
>mfw
So i worked as hard as i could and now i quit i basically just did free work for three weeks, spending my own money for subway. Gentleman, fuck this shit. . This job is even below wagecuck as there isnt even a wage lmao.
I finally understand how it is important to trade ur ideas for value u deserve. Not spending ur time for someone else's dream and get compensated shit for ur hard work. Fuck the wagecuck meme, work on increasing ur personal value to the marketplace and then im sure that money will follow naturally. Like jim rohn said "work harder on urself than ur job"
Again i repeat, fuck this wagecuck meme, any self respecting man will not settle for less than he deserves.
>>29237247
wow three weeks you sure tried hard
>>29237247
>work harder on urself than ur job
I like that, good advice
>>29237247
>>29237247
Why would you work without knowing exactly what you are getting paid. It's your own fault for being a pushover beta and not asking shekelstein what your wage was on the first day
>Musilm mass shooter was married to this
wtf this is so unfair. She looks so pure and beautiful. Scum like him deserve nothing.
>>29237177
It was most likely an arranged marriage.
>beats his wife
>kills 50 innocent people because "muh religion"
>some will still call him a hero
OP this could literally be you.
just join ISIS, you'll get to kill normies, roasties and faggots then get your obligatory qt virgin muslim gf
I can't do it anymore guys, I really fucking can't.
Every single waking moment when I'mthinking about having a girlfriend, all my free time is devoted to going into chatrooms, dating websites, dating forums etc, trying to talk to girls.
I go to social events occasionally, not even enojying the purpose of the event because I'm trying to find a girlfriend.
I can't wank to porn anymore because it just doesn't turn me on, yet if I imagine a scenario where I'm lovingly having sex with my "wife" and she whispers into my ear "I love you", I'll cum so fucking fast.
I want off this fucking ride, I can't do it anymore. I have no real friends, I don't really get on with my family and I'm honestly contemplating suicide.
FUCK
Get admitted to a psych ward.
sounds rough
keep on truckin
>I imagine a scenario where I'm lovingly having sex with my "wife" and she whispers into my ear "I love you", I'll cum so fucking fast.
iktf
ITT: a fetish that you just dont understand
>Shitting
>Futa
>Old women
>>29237080
fucking normalfag Ieave my reaIm raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>29237080
>shitting old futa women
>>29237115
That's the plot of a radiohead doujin
>Alright sir. That's one small popcorn for $22.87, a medium Sprite for $31.22, and $9.74 for a Hershey's bar. Oh, and don't forget your ticket sir! I hope you enjoy Warcraft
>>29237041
This is fucking highway robbery.
>>29237041
thanks for not passively aggressively demanding a tip, senpai
>people go to the movies and seriously get refreshments
get a small drink or sneak a water in you fucking pigs
Let me tell you boys somethin'
I've had sex with women and I've been a fleshlight enthusiast for a while and fleshlights beat out real women every time.
There's no nagging, no pressure to satisfy another person and no bitching when you can't fuck like a pornstar for 2 hours like most women expect.
Just cum and go about your day. Its an infinitely cheaper and less stressful alternative. The only criticism I have is that a fleshlight can't stay as consistently warm as a real vagina.
Every robot should own one.
>>29237012
Do you know if the ones from ebay at 10-15 dollarydoos are any good?
>>29237012
whats the best way to warm it up, and which brands feel the best / realest?
>>29237109
I never went that cheap. I always bought the $60-$80 ones.
Next time you go to buy a game, buy a Fleshlight instead.
Want to start playing Vanilla WoW again, what servers do you guys play on?
PleasePlease, please robot stop
Oh boy it's so exciting to press "Heroic Strike" for 45 lvls.
Vanilla WoW was only good because it was new to you and it was exciting visiting Azeroth for the first time.
That's it, I'm dropping out of uni.
I want to study something I can't afford (because it's outside my city), so for now I'll try to get into the military and start saving money. If I'm not accepted, NEETdom will cradle me until my parents kick me out or I get a job, which is impossible since I don't really live in the first world.
Share your dropout stories. What are you doing now? What are your plans for the future? How did you fall from grace?
step it up and drop out of life like a real robot
Textless posts are not allowed in this god forsaken board.
I have become OP, self bumper of threads.
who /brilliantbutlazy/ here?
>>29236861
Nope, you're just lazy.
>>29236861
on r9k? nah l m a o
>>29236903
t-takk
>Asian girls dream since being little girls, about dating a great white man, the beauty of Paris & London
>Finally lucky enough to travel abroad
>See everything conquered by muslims and blacks
>See white people being apologetic SJW cuck & betas
>Start to date more confident, socially approved, exciting black men, rather than skyrim playing beta white boys
What do we do now that our backup women are starting to cuck us as well?
Jeremy, African American, and his wife, Naomi, Korean. They live in Korea and have one child together. Jeremy has lived in Korea for over 10 years now.
>Me and my wife meet when I was in the Navy in Yokosuka japan. We have been together since 2004 and now have 2 kids.
Confirmed BlackBred
>Antwaine (Jamaican) & Youngweon (Korean)
Youngweon was always disgusted when Korean boys tried to hit on her, and she promptly beta shamed him, calling him pathetic, too poor for only owning one car.
When she came to america, she immedietly fell in love with Ghetto Hung Thug Antwaine aka AntThugger, a local rapper.
>be American
>go to a club
>get shot
>>29236757
>be european
>get kicked out of house for immigrant
>go to concert
>get shot
>be robot
>post on /r9k/
>die a virgin
>be European
>have no gun to shoot yourself with
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