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Why is there a stigma towards living alone?
there really isn't any
Same reason there's one against eating alone in public.
There isn't. A lot of people live alone.
So a Muslim walks into a bar and says...
Free shots for everybody!
There is basically nothing funny in these sentences
By I still laughed my ass off over something that doesn't even qualify for the joke status
>>29239184
Oh wow OP you're soooooo fucking funny and edgy, liek I hurt myself laughing it was that funny.
PEOPLE DIED YOU SHITHEAD.
>>29239239
Did babby get a little triggered?
Femanon here, why is everyone here so sexually frustrated? I've slept with a lot of neets before, it really doesnt matter. I have my own money and can pay for a date. Literally all you have to do is not be fat, shave, and shower. Stop being disgusting and present yourself. That's all.
yes, you're a slut, and making the ultimate bond with another human being is the most casual meaningless shit you can think of. you can get railed stupid any time you want just by going literally anywhere and giving your number to a chad. good for you
now be reborn as a non-chad boy, spend your entire formulative years being treated purely like hot trash by every single girl you've ever known, even being kicked in the genitals for literally no reason whatsoever by a blonde you thought was your friend; and have the remains of your ego blown away to the wind by the constant little comments every single guy AND girl innocently makes
then you'll get it, but only then, because you are incapable of empathy
>>29239163
>inb4 300+ replies
I have a fetish for huge tits, a real fetish, not a "kink" or whatever. Now my dating prospects are reduced to the rather small overlap of
>women with big tits
>women that I actually meet/am aware of
>women that like me
>>29239163
I do all of that and it literally makes no difference.
How can we compete with this? Why would women settle for less?
>>29239141
>dick looks like a banana
pass desu
>tfw lifting
>tfw even if I gain musculature like that I'll still be dicklet
>>29239141
I can offer women the love, respect and superior intellectual conversations which he can't
Fucking hell why did this girl come along I was planning on suicide at the end of the month if I couldn't find a job! Now I have no job, and a guilty conscience for even thinking about suicide. FUCK
>>29238974
She even said she loves me.
What the fuck am I gonna do.
>>29239080
Sounds like a great way to make another tumblr misandrist. Thanks but no thanks.
>>29239002
Tell me about her. How the hell did you even meet her?this has happened to me twice. It seems the confidence I gain from saying "fuck it I'm gonna die soon anyways, might as well talk to her" works.
![942194c8d7c70747d9d6a7f072558037[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/NzOjvl9.png "942194c8d7c70747d9d6a7f072558037[1]")
scary stuff edition
she was once a pure and sweet girl... what went wrong here?
>>29238930
did you know she's from bosnia
>>29239121
she's eleven years of age and already 5'7
the next generation of girls will be 5'11 and up. us manlets never had a chance
What's your kink/fetish?
What started it?
How achievable is it?
>>29238929
>Skeletons
>I don't know
>not legally
Pee. Wetting especially.
When I was a kid I used to hang out with my neighbor. We used to bounce on the trampoline in the summertime with the hose running. Trampolines with water on them were pretty cool. Anyway if she had to pee she'd just pee herself because she was already wet and didn't want to dry off to go inside. Fairly achievable.
>>29238929
My fetish is gangbangs and orgies. I honestly have no idea what started it... I'm a bisexual female, so I think it's just more of a good thing is better. I've had a threesome with my fiance and one of our female friends and it was awesome. But that's the only experience I've ever had with polyamory. My fiance and I have talked and he's not really interested in a threesome involving another man, so that's out of the picture for me.
>make a spelling error in a post
>Close all tabs, unplug computer, lock myself in room for a good 5 hours or so until I'm sure the thread has died
>>29238865
no one gives a shit about spelling you faggot
unless ur in an argument
>ur
If anyone calls you out on it just reply to them with this.
Works every time.
>>29238865
>until I'm sure the thread has died
>IT'S STILL UP
Reminder that calling attractive women ugly is the most effective way of angering fembots because many people here do it sincerely.
Wouldn't they enjoy that? Don't women hate each other? Shouldn't we be idolizing unfortunate super ugly girls to piss them off?
>>29238857
Women don't like when men worship prettier girls than them, but they also dislike low value men with unrealistic standards. It makes them feel transitively rejected by people they consider far below them.
Only a guess, I don't really know. I just see a lot of self proclaimed women complain about it here.
even the most beautiful 3D woman is sub-par compared to the average 2D girl
Do you want children, r9k?
Why?
Why not?
Never did want kids, but at this point, that ship has sailed, my friend.
No, it's immoral.
I have a daughter technically.
what's the last foreign movie you watched?
>>29238742
The entire [REC] series. It was produced in Mexico
La haine, about French coons. It was pretty good.
bumping the thread
>>29238783
top tier
>post times you were alpha ITT
>hard mode: no standing up to bullies stories
>tfw I turn into a loud,retarded and "confident" cunt when playing sports
>tfw as soon as I sit down again I just shutdown and go back into ultimate self hatred mode
I'm always Alpha
I'm the highest-ranking and only member of my social circle
>>29238736
>8 years old
>playing with neighbor girl
>time for bath time
>mommy preps the bath
>time for the bath
>walk into the bathroom
>neighbor girl is in there
>ask her "Why are you still here?"
>she says "Uh-uh I don't know"
>she runs out and starts crying
>mom tells me I was mean to her
>have comfy bath time
ROASTIE BTFO
>my sneeze noise is so unrecognizable as a sneeze that people don't even say bless you
Is there anything worse than being a sneezelet?
>>29238676
my sneeze is some monstrous combination of a cough and a scream. it freaks people out.
shat is yours like?
>>29238676
>tfw can sneeze normally
>nobody says bless you anyway
you aren't missing out on much
I always sneeze inwards so that it doesn't make any noise anyway
>you will never get suffocated and smothered by a big fat qt3.14 anime booty while she farts all over your face
why fucking live?
>>29238668
because senpai because
we have hope
VR will give us our dreams one day
>>29238668
>you will never hear an actual fart that sounds like BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
just fuck my shit up senpai
>>29238794
>not watching braap porn
que?
Is there anything moraly wrong about prostituation?
You are just paying for services. I dont see what is wrong.
Sex workers is legal in Canada, and many EU nations. Please reply with logical reasoning
>>29238621
Have you ever worked as a prostitute? It is appareantly horrible..
There is nothing wrong with prostitution as long as both parties are consenting and acting out of their own free will.
Women don't under stand the need for it because they can be fat, ugly, poor, old and STILL easily they could have sex whenever they want.
They literally are incapable of understanding that fat, ugly, and old guys have literally no chance of getting laid unless it was prostitution
>>29238621
want sex want sex want sex want sex want sex
