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>mfw roasties getting BTFOed
>>29236070
Wtf is she doing
>>29236070
why didn't she just bite a whole in the film?
>>29236094
She got vacuum sealed
>>29236070
Did she died?
>fell for the lifting meme
>spend $100 on food a week
>steroids making me go bald faster
>sick of whey
>no matter how strong I get nobody likes me which is why I started in the first place
at last you realized it
the guys over at /fit/ thinking they will "make it" depress me
>>29236035
>>steroids making me go bald faster
>Steroids
well there's your problem fauq boi
>lifting meme
>roids
you got that wrong. you can lift and eat well and make the best of your body. roids, on the other hand, fuck you up. cut the roids, dont supp if you don't feel like it, it's no must, and keep lifting if it makes you feel good (protip: it psychologically should)
How are threads where we DON'T MEET EACH OTHER not allowed but daily omegle threads where robots meet each other are allowed edition
THIS IS NOT A /SOC/ THREAD
WE ARE NOT SWAPPING INFO/PICS
WE ARE NOT TRYING TO MEET EACH OTHER
WE ARE CREATING AND SHARING ORIGINAL CONTENT
Come talk about your qts, advise other autists how to hold conversations, improve your social skills, contribute to general Interpals banter, and become happy normies, or slightly happier robots.
***NEWFAGS READ THIS FIRST***
OP PASTEBIN WITH FAQS, SCRIPTS, PASTAS, INFOGRAPHICS & ADVICE:
http://pastebin.com/vt3wZ0NU
Remember not to give your personal info out to crazies.
Old thread #24
>>29233421
Don't post a new thread:
>until the current thread is almost at the bump limit (50 posts short of it is too early)
>without including all of the info in the OP
>without linking the old thread
Is it worth it to talk to grils without a profile pic? On one hand, high catfish potential, but on the other hand they are less likely to be attention whores
>janitors delete autism pals but not fembot feels and omegle threads
>>29236031
Threadly reminder to hide /interpals/ threads and
report /interpals/ threads
until they go back to int or soc where they belong.
Well, /r9k/, i got myself a GF, and I'm average height, skinnyfat, and a 6/10 at best. Why haven't you picked up your asian qt gf yet? It's so fucking easy to get an 8/10 or above if you're white. If you're white, average height, and at least a 5/10 (almost all of you are), it's your own fault if you're alone.
>>29236014
got myself a GF, lol, good luck dude. women are shit and will take you for all you are worth, then leave you.
>>29236014
You have chad-like facial aesthetics, but that smile just screams robot and autism.
>>29236014
Guy in picture is at least 8/10. GTFO normie
>normies still leaving the house when there are muslims shooting up public places and shit
>>29235918
its good though, i am starting to like islam
>173 shootings, counting gang violence, this year
>leaving your house
>>29235918
>go outside
>there's a chance you'll get shot and move onto the next world
Take me, Allah.
Is it autistic to wear a helmet when bicycling?
>>29235859
If it is on a regular bicycle, maybe.
But who cares?
>>29235859
are you in a city with a significant chance to be in an accident?
or are you on a track or somewhere generally unpopulated?
>>29235930
Good question, also which country? In the Netherlands very few people wear helmets.
But that's because it is bicycle friendly.
What's life like for black women in the first world? Can it really be that terrible and 'underprivileged'?
Its good if you're an out going stacy and you're pretty like that girl, you will have tons white Stacy friends and tons of hot tyrones or guys of other races if you hate yourself and don't like black men. It's not good if you're ugly or average and have an abnormal personality.
>>29235772
>woman in the first world
>underprivileged
Pick one
>>29235852
>if a black girl dates other races she hates herself
thats pretty hypocritcal seeing like 30% of black dude are dating nonblack women desu
why were Germans so handsome and cool back in the day
what a handsome lad
>>29235732
>why were Germans so handsome and cool back in the day
Literally propaganda
Its like an ugly girl looking like a 10/10 on tinder with hand selected photos
Thusly, women are no bettter than Nazis.
>>29236501
>make thread about (pre-) ww1 era pix
>nazis
One of the girls in my class thought the "Red Baron" was a nickname for Stalin
S A D N E S S
>stay home from school because too much stress
>"friends" never invite me to something outside school
>wake up, step on bottles of shit tier soda
>plates and bowl everywhere. watermelon shell laying around attracting fruit flies
>spent money on cigarettes. never even want to smoke them
>my outward appearance deceives people into thinking I'm a sociable person.
>my kinda rough personality makes people avoid me
stop my suffering
>>29235716
/teenage angst/ general?
>>29236085
teenage angst that never goes away i guess.
>>29236130
This has to be the worst shit. Imagine being some old cunt that still behaves like an angsty teen. I'd hate myself too.
http://ricepuritytest.com
What did you get? Be honest
86
Is that good or not
>>29235680
44
Origiangnar
>>29235680
91, unfortunately had a gf at some point so it fucked up my score
>19
>starting to feel too old for 4chan
>>29235619
there are literally dudes who are past the 50s in here autist why would you start to feel too old?
>>29235619
Their 50s*
god damn autism is contagious on this board
>>29235619
I'm literally thousands years old and this post made me laugh
what's your experience with Tinder, how do you use it?
I just got it and I even matched with a couple girls but I don't know what to say
Personally I hate having to prove myself to girls as quickly as possible over instant messaging. I'm better off talking in person.
To me it would mean complete and utter defeat to even have this app on my phone let alone use it.
>>29235451
tinder is dead
ur 2 years late
Do they exist? I'm talking
>NEET
>no friends
>KHHV
>gets panic attacks in public
>rarely and reluctantly leaves room
>no hygiene or other daily routines
>suicidally depressed
>not a drug addict
I've heard lot of """hikki""" women (lol I don't hang out a lot SO RANDOM!!1 :3) but yet to hear of a real stereotypical hikki woman.
>>29235444
Some aspects yes. Both my current and last GFs are kinda introverts. The EX as well rarely left her room.
But All of those things? Good luck finding that.
As well luckily so. Why would you want someone with bad hygiene?
I had a gf like OP described and she had heaps of bfs before. Its impossible.
>>29235493
I'm not asking to find a gf like that, I'm not in that game at all. I'm just curious if they exist because I've literally never heard anyone even close to that.
Why the hell didn't you become a doctor?
because biology is boring as fuck
Why the hell would i want to work with sick and old people all my life if i can just stay at home and watch animu?
Fucking plebs baka
>>29235452
No
I'm a surgery resident and it's amazing
Stacy is getting mad at me for not swallowing her baits and, since she goes with several chads, treating her coldly and looking at her as a slut. A crisis is approaching and she will tackle this robot soon.
What can I tell in order to mend her?
I am too old to think she is going to change. She will always be a slut wanting the attention of several stinky, unshaved and outspoken males one feet higher than her around, but I would like to at least push her for once in the right direction when my opportunity comes.
>I'll never fuck Riley Reid
Why continue living?
>>29235517
I know this feeling as well my friend
>Riley Reid
I actually get a little teary eyed when I see pics of her. She's so beautiful, I wish I could have saved her...
