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Is this how the female mind works?
Nah. The closest I ever get to that is when I'm ovulating and it's less like "BREED" and more like a single passing thought of "Your uterus feels kinda empty, huh?"
On the other hand I can exploit that instinct for wild orgasms if I want.
>>26300636
after 27? 100% accurate
Have you ever seen a mid 20s girl around a tall, good lucking Chad? I can physically feel their desire to be creampied.
>Anon, why haven't you asked me to be your valentine yet?
I don't like nose piercings.
Sorry.
I don't like white girls.
Sorry.
>>26300474
ewww go away kike chestlet
Have you ever lost a friend?
>>26300138
no, but that's only because i haven't even made a friend
>>26300138
Yes, and if I hadn't screwed it up she could've been my first girlfriend to date. That was in sophomore year of high school now so ancient history....
Yes. More precisely, my oneitis. (if you mean by dying, not by ending friendship)
Do you feel sad when you see images like this?
>>26300031
obviously, that person could be a great inventor
but are persons who have the health and the money and are such a fucking parasytes
>>26300031
I do, I want to stop feeling bad for things that I can't control.
>>26300031
No, i'm more curious where to buy one of those tables. I could use one of those for a few different applications.
What the fuck do I say?
I'm a 5/10 and
>tfw no Aryan gf
>What the fuck do I say?
How about you answer her question you fucking autist? I swear only the biggest retards here get any chances.
>>26299989
Well, what do YOU do, anon?
>>26299984
shes not aryan or anything, her hair is obv bleached
This is the link pill
You take the pink pill and you become gay
Just like that all your desire for women of breeding are gone
So does all your sexual problems
You take this pill and you immediately become more reletable and fun, you are cute now and people are more friendly, welcoming and predisposed to like you
You can find friends more easily too if you want to that is
And easy sex even if you are not Chad
This is the only chance you get to take the pink pill
If you take it there is no going back
Do you take it?
Say no and tell you to fuck off back to >>>/lgbt/
>>26299955
Hey, no is a totally valid answer :)
Don't you even consider it for a second tho :p literally everyone would be glad to need you become gay :p even people that don't even know you :)
>>26299932
What if you're already gay?
>your age
>why you haven't lost your virginity
>Saturday night plans
23
fuck ugly
stay at home listening to techno and posting sporadically on 4chan.
>>26299802
19
I'm not sure because I haven't tried. Part of the problem is I don't actually like anyone around me. I'm probably part of the problem as well though.
I only just realized it's saturday night. I spent the entire day wasting away on the internet listening to sad music I guess.
19
I'm a sperging cunt
I'm out with friends and browsing 4chan so they won't make fun of me for completely failing with a girl last night
Pic somewhat related
>19
>not around girls enough to get to know any
>going out to dinner with mom and stepdad before i leave for basic monday, then watching kodomi no jiko
Just by looking at her, how easy is her life?
>>26299786
Super easy right now.
Utter shit in 10 years when she hits the wall and Chad no longer wants her.
at least 7/10
i want to cum in her butthole
>>26299786
Not as easy as I'm presuming you're implying, but she's still probably a vapid whore.
Can we talk about the best race of women.
>>26299780
>Can we talk about the best race of women.
sure Breh what did you have in mind?
>>26299798
I think he meant Middle Eastern
>>26299953
this nigga knoes
Why don't you just take female hormones?
>>26299462
asddq1232131
Doesn't it hurt really bad to tuck your dick back like that
>>26299631
Not at all. Have you never tried it?
Why is it some girls get cute bfs while I can't?arent we entitled to happiness as humans?
You are not entitled to happiness. You can strive for it, but the world isn't obligated to make you happy
>>26299204
Is this guy supposed to be cute?
wew lads here come the replies from people thinking you're a girl
literally inb4
>be an attractive looking robot
>meet a girl in real life by chance
>she has a disgusting normie personality
>she assumes I do normie things too
>asks me what I'm doing on the weekend
>implying I do things on the weekend
>she keeps trying to small talk me
>I give short answers and end the conversation
Every fucking time.
Contrary to what you might think r9k is not your personal blog.
>>26299230
it's my blog and there is nothing you can do about it nigger
>>26299291
I can watch your shitty thread 404.
Go back to facebook if you want attention for all the mundane bullshit of your daily life.
>transgender and gay but not buying into tumblr nonsense about nonbinary genders
>believes peaceful islam and educating brown people is possible, but still aware that middle-eastern culture has to be snuffed out or at least stopped from spreading
The world I live in has become polarized and you either have to accept literally absolutely everything, or hate everyone who is not a straight white cis man. I just want to live my life and do people things but the more I look at it the more it's starting to look like there's a civil war brewing.
Whose side are you on when nobody's on your side?
>>26299159
I'm against faggots and they're easy to identify.
plenty of people think like you OP, it's literally only the most retarded that are the most polarized politically, at least in regards to social issues like traditionalism and what not
>>26299196
But the first country the nazis invaded was their own.
All they need is one nutter who's genuinely smart. He'll gather other nutters around himself and convince normal people to do abnormal things either out of ignorance or by peer pressure and threat of violence.
All it takes is one guy.
>What's the difference between a female trip and UPS?UPS only make a few million posts a day.
>What did the femanon say to the Chad?It was too hard to tell with his cock down her throat.
>Why did the femanon take paleontology at college?She thought it said 'Natural Histrionic' on the syllabus.
>How do you get a femanon into a car?Get her to lose a couple of hundred pounds.
>How do you stop a femanon from posting?No, seriously, how?
>Did you hear about the femanon who got raped then murdered by a burglar? He thought he was robbing an empty house but just as he was leaving she ran downstairs to tell him, "girl here btw!"
>Why did the femanon take LSD and write binary all over the walls?She wanted to trip code in the real world.
As always: NEETs welcome, wagecucks tolerated and femanons fucking insufferable!
>>26299145
Bretty good. Post more
>>26299145
>UPS only make a few million posts a day.
good show GOOD SHOW!
ENCORE
>>26299145
>>How do you stop a femanon from posting?
>No, seriously, how?
top kek, that one was pretty good m8, keep em coming neet comedian
the failed normalfag starter pack
>>26299142
>tfw everything applies
brb need to kill self
>>26299142
Why is anime considered of failed normie? I'm a loner who's ok with being a loner and anime along with movies are some of the few things I enjoy.
>>26299142
>/r9k/
it's funny because it's true
