Them feels when qt3.14 will never smash your head in with a lefty gibson astride a vespa
>>26311025
>tfw no outcast shotacon gf
>TFW no Chad bro to pull you out of your neet status
>TFW no hot older brother to fall in love with
Well? Whats your excuse /r9k/?
>>26310821
I'm don't have a vagina
>>26310821
mine is that i've never met a girl that ugly.
>>26310821
I really don't care anymore.
Are there any robots who listen to underground hip-hop?
>>26310518
Xwulf is bad.
https://youtu.be/2ftXRAcdGoc
Ya i fucks with eyedea
>have a gf
>she loves me, 100% loyal, wants to get married
>new girl at work starts flirting with me
>we chat all the time, go out for lunch together
>can't stop thinking about her
>start thinking about girl at work while I'm having sex with my gf, it makes me cum buckets
>feel like the biggest scumbag in the world
Why can't I just...
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>>26310405
Grass is always greener. If you got with the new girl, you'd be eyeing up someone else. You can't stop yourself from being attracted to other people. That's why relationships need to be founded on something more.
I was in this exact situation.
I left the gf for the new girl. It was new, exciting, and fun for awhile but soon I wanted to go back.
ass is always greener
>"hey can i take that chair?"
>Is anyone sitting here?
>What's your name again?
origianl
>for sale: baby shoes - never worn
>he claims he is intelligent
>he thinks he is an intellectual
>he doesn't read books
When was the last time you read a book? Which book was it?
The Winter of Our Discontent was the last novel I read. The last book I read was Hegel's Phenomenology of Spirit, which I finished up earlier this week for a course.
>he thinks he is intelligent
>he is browsing r9k
Laugh at yourself, OP.
>>26310174
>reads babby philosophy
>only read it for a course
>he thinks he is an intellectual
got some bad news for ya, college boy
I've been reading Hyperion recently
It's pretty nice, I enjoy the technique of using short stories to tell a bigger story. Sure >genre fiction and all, but I usually just read because it's fun.
2/6/16
Welcome to the Feels Bar, robots. Sorry for the break. Come in, sit down and relax, we have plenty of drinks and storytellers. To get a drink, of course, proof of robot identity is required. We have happy hour on all drinks From 12 am-5 am Central Time.
>>26310132
Pour me a glass of get it the fuck together with a garnish of stop fucking with these females
I'm working on getting with a 5/10 but I am suddenly having doubts and onset reality checks
Whiskey and Coke with a lethal dose of secobarbital pls
>>26310182
I feel your pain man. Females can be hard and fickle creatures. I personally don't have any advice for a 5 bot but maybe a couple of other bots can help. Until then, have a drink bud.
What do you make for food thats quick, simple, and good, robots? I have roughly $50 to spend a week on food and I live by myself. $200 a month seems like a lot but its not enough to where I can eat out very much.
Making a grilled cheese or frying up some hamburgers is too much work for me. Even making chili where all I have to do is let meat cook in the pot and then throw in the spices and tomato sauce and let it sit for an hour is too hard.
Also, what should I drink instead of soda? I go through a 24 pack in like a little under a week and I think I am addicted....
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Drink squash. It's mostly water at the end of the day.
The only part I hate about living alone is living desu.
Drink water along with your soda. Drink enough water until you feel satisfied, then have a swig or two of soda afterwarda, so you'll taste it for a while.
Are hot boiled hot dogs too much work for you? They cook very quickly and all you have to do is boil water.
Pasta is pretty cheap. A packet of beef ravioli that's worth 4 servings costs about 5-6 bucks. Brown rice, eggs, peas, and corn are easy to cook and not too expensive if you buy in bulk.
It finally happened guys, my normie 15 year old sister got laid before I did. I just don't know what to say anymore. I'm pretty dissapointed. Is there anything that should make me happy, fellow robots? Are any of you guys in the same boat?
>normalfag got laid before a robot
maybe youre not getting laid because you're an idiot
>>26309681
this probably isn't uncommon at all
>>26309681
Fuck your sister tbqh senpai
>You will never go back to the times where you could slap the shit out of Chad's face with your gauntlet and demand satisfaction, set up a date and time for a duel, prepare your guns, write your last poem and face off against him to defend your honor
Why did cunts lobby to take this vengeance opportunity away from us? Were they losing too many chads in duels with robots?
>>26309614
that would tilt the population towards decline.
>chad
>ever losing
retard alert
>>26309646
>chad
>dodging a bullet
Roastie alert.
I don't care how good chad can toast your roast. He cannot dodge a bullet, you dumb cuntslut
Easy like Sunday morning edition
>"ID, please".
can you buy alcohol at 7am on a sunday
>>26311350
ye
blox
Do you deserve a gf?
No but I somehow got a fiancee who's obsessed with me anyways. She's sleeping next to me now.
>>26309549
Post her dick if you please
Posting in ban thread
Anybody else troll normies at your school on social media?
>>26309327
I don't use social media. Normies don't deserve my attention.
>social media?
where do you think we are? jesus.
99% of us deleted social media 10 years ago, or never even bothered.
>>26309327
why would i use social media? only makes it trivial to track/dox me as well as >posting personal information online
it makes me sad when I see girls with boyfriends because I know I deserve their boyfriends more than them.
Do you know this feel?looking a couples and you feel you deserve their gf/bf more?
>>26309201
No you don't. You're an ugly nigger piece of shit who has a shitty menial job and spends her free time making shitty bait threads on a board full of virgins.
I was going to call you an idiot but I have felt that feel on occasion. People in relationships had the balls to speak to the opposite sex, which is something I can't do. So... maybe they do deserve their partner more than me.
>>26309201
post a picture of yourself already, geez.
So if you were to commit suicide,
What would your ideal conditions be? Ie jump off building/ launch self into space/ gunshot
Go
>>26309117
Helium tank desu
shotgun shot to the head, but it'll probably be hanging since acquiring rope is easier than acquiring a shotgun
>>26309117
How long until egg man shoots up another school?