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Why haven't you quit society yet?
Because I don't want to die.
>>26325867
no good alternatives
Not enough money saved up yet
>year is 1k96
>not crusading against the saracens
>wonders why he can't get a qt virgin maiden
crusader feels threads lads, no peasantry or jewry allowed
>trying to lead men on crusade
>desperate and call for help from allies
>fucking venetians start fucking with constantinople when we're trying to win back jerusalem
seriously, who invited these guys? fucking asshole chads don't even care about our holy land, baka
>>26325907
Haha so you go murder catholics in another country just to keep on crusading ? You guys are disgusting.
(inb4 "I don't get it")
fucking retards git gud
Here's some kik autism for you
Elliot "Undodgable" Rodger
>>26325679
>>26325660
>tfw somebooty more desperate then me
>>26325660
At least you're honest OP
Also, the person that recieved the coupon reacted pretty good to it desu
Would you ever give your brother a handjob under the right circumstances?
For example, if he needed it to save his life?
Under what fucking outlandish imaginary circumstance would a hand job be life saving?
>>26325494
yeah, sure
but otherwise no bc sex always fucks up family relationships.
He's kind of cute. I'd go all the way with him if he wasn't a nasty little douche.
What's your take on pickup artists, /r9k/?
>>26325437
They are teaching COMMON FUCKING SENSE, which apparently is not that common, Confidence in yourself , stay clean, and be Employed.
Some things you can't teach like character traits, so they are basically teaching people nothing.
They're just as bad as feminists just on the other end of the spectrum
On trial:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD6ajfna7tE
She's boring me. 69 gets to choose the reply.
call her a smelly currynigger
You know what? You're like a magnet, attractive from the rear, repulsive from the front.
tell her that her ass is hoter than the oven in the ghetoo
>be female
>have no personality
>"why don't guys like me for my personality?"
such a fuckin enigma
>be female
>guys opening doors for me
>complimenting me
>making exceptions for me
>Get into dream school on account of my gender
>I need feminism because ...
>>26325109
>"personality" is Facebook, WhatsApp, Instagram, Twitter, etc
>>26325109
>be female
>guy finally likes me for my personality
>"umm, let's just be friends!"
Let's rank the many different fetishes
>God-Tier
>
>Great-Tier
>
>Good-Tier
>
>Okay-Tier
>
>Bad-Tier
>
>Shit-Tier
>
>Degenerate-Tier
Pic related, not all the fetishes in the picture needs to be ranked, only some of the most popular ones like foot, trannies and incest for example.
God tier:
Mine
Shit tier:
Yours
Can you normies talk about anything but sex?
>>26325136
Fetish does not equal sex Sex
Reminder that if you plan on watching the superbowl tonight you are the problem with America.
Football has led to bullying in schools. It's let to a masculine norm that if you aren't part of you're better off dead.
Professional football isn't even a sport anymore. It's a career. It presents all the problems with capitalism by losing games on purpose for money to Steroid use to enhance play. Also people who usually watch the superbowl get drunk and beat their gfs/wives when they don't win.
Football needs to be banned and replaced with soccer/futbol or rugby like the rest of the world.
>>26324891
This is why nobody cares about gommunism lmao
All professional sports need to be returned back to being games
I just woke from a dream in which the panthers won the superbowl. So just watch, my friends, as the panthers reign supreme.
Daily reminder than manlets are subhumans.
>>26324774
I fucking love these comics. Can we get some more?
>>26324806
i have this one. i dont even know what its referencing but i think its funny
>>26324806
My favorite one personally here
I'm 23 and have no idea what to do with my life, I don't have any goals or ambitions. Currently failing a course at university that I have no interest in, will probably drop out
How do people get their lifes together? Don't they feel immense fear in the prospect of living
>>26324724
23 here aswell, didn't even get to go to university because i'm not that smart. Never was actually.
Currently my goal is to wageslave enough so i can afford a decent motorcycle and then crash and die with it, hopefully , statistically speaking is my death bed. Can't wait, 5 more years and hopefully i can get myself something decent.
I am the way i am because i can't find a meaning in life for myself, since life doesn't have one we have to give it, and so far i can't find one.
No interest in women not because i'm gay but i really don't want a relationship, don't need a woman sucking my life and shitting on my heart.I fap i forget.
I have no idea how others do it, maybe they have love for a girl or boy, or simply are religious and don't think about the fact that everything is meaningless...........
it's just such a ridiculous thing, it's endless cycles.
That means you have a vocation: God calls you, because he is the only voice you allow yourself to hear.
You don't want money, you don't want fame, you want to be immerse in the realm of ETERNITY.
>>26325137
not gonna say it's bait because it's obvious, but, even so do people actually buy into this crap??
like?? FUCKING LOOK UP AT THE STARS AT NIGHT
THERE IS NO GOD!!!!
How often do you workout per week?
I try to go 3-5 times.
Monday Wednesday Friday
and if I'm feeling depressed
also I walk my dog at least 3 miles every day
>>26324548
Id make you suck my cock
>>26324548
>squatting in a smith machine
holy shit what a fucking fag
i don't do regular squats either, i use the sled leg press, but squats IN A SMITH MACHINE is the most useless thing ever
Well fuck guys.
I need help with this convo tell me what to say.
Here's some back story.
Her name is amy and its the first girl that I've ever texted. I met her at a mental asylum. She's 20.
Nice edgelord color scheme cuck
She obviously wants to watch the Super Bowl.
tell her you want to cuddle too :)
Am I edgy if I have fucked 4 different prostitutes?
>>26324365
Its ok. Share full details
No?
That's pretty normal.
>>26324458
this, share details op
>That pathetic feel when gay for majority of life but some guy who turned gay like a few months ago has already had sex while I haven't.
>>26324165
>complaining about being a gay virgin
>can lose virginity in one email at any point
>tfw slowly turning gay
>tfw will probably still be a virgin for the rest of my life
>tfw repressed closeted bifag
>tfw been telling myself that I'm "mostly straight" for years, even though all my hookups with girls have been underwhelming at best
>tfw too chickenshit to actually try experimenting with another guy
>tfw one of my best friends recently came out of the closet to me
>tfw I couldn't screw up the courage to come out to him, too
>tfw he even hinted at having a crush on me, but I just panicked and laughed it off like I thought he was kidding
>tfw can't stop fantasizing about him
>tfw not just sexual fantasies, but even ridiculously overreaching thoughts of serious romance and gay domestic bliss and shit
