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who /mischief/ here?
>have a $100 visa giftcard from Christmas
>spend almost all of it
>friends and i go out to the bar
>open a tab on the gift card
>acquire a tab of $180
>leave before they try to run the card
profit
also,
>friend has a degree
>afraid of friend being more successful than me >every time he applies somewhere he puts me as a reference
>every time the companies call i tell them he has a drug and/or alcohol problem
I feel bad since i'm preventing him from getting a decent job, but I'm afraid of being left in the dust
My new hobby is arranging appointments with hookers without the intention of showing up.
>>24143864
thats pretty fucked up man
>tfw no founding father bf
>>24143817
>ywn rub benjamin franklin's cuddly chubby tummy
jdimsa
We all know that the worst country is murica
>>24143860
You would say that turk.
What's your favorite Anime, chums?
strawberry panic
I cried, a lot
might rewatch it soon
TTGL
>>24143740
Unironically. Yes I've seen more than 5 anime series, no I don't watch stupid shit. I legitimately loved this anime for its shitty parts and its flat-out amazing parts. Shit was emotional.He's still alive.
So I'm going on a date tonight with a fat girl (similar to pic related)
Tips?
>>24143728
no tips, you've already lost. Son, I'm dissapoint.
>>24143728
bro just try to survive,pry that she doesn't eat you
She'd be a real qt if she lost some weight.
Now she's just a qt.
Is smoking cigarettes a good way to keep the normies at bay?
>>24143634
No, people will approach you all the time asking for a light
>>24143634
Most cig smokers are normies. Some health conscious normies are triggered by it, but its not worth it.
Being a pedophile is probably the best normie repellent. You dont even have to do anything illegal, just express your desire for little girls. Normies will stay away from you
Yeah, most people hate the smell of them. Not only when you're smoking them, if you smoke like I do the smell seeps into your clothes and your skin. I probably smell like shit because of it desu. Sometimes it's counter-intuitive because people will ask you for a cigarette and then they feel obligated to chat with you while they smoke it. I usually don't mind.
Are we the least confident generation of men ever? Why are we all so insecure? Even the cocky guys aren't as cocky as they used to be. Who is to blame?
>>24143621
>Who is to blame?
you already know...
We were raised by shitty boomers who were generally either hippies who hated masculinity, or rednecks who resented their children and felt the need to compete with them rather than build them up.
I want to say it has something to do with feminism but it probably doesn't
The destruction of the family unit, maybe? Cultural marxism? I honestly don't know. But I can say with some confidence that this generation of males IS unusually effeminate.
The harrasment meme is bullshit. Women and HR people like to lecture everyone on keeping their hands to themselves but not body really gives a damn
Case in point:
>be me
>walking around the office and casually touching the asses of women the pipit the office
>not full on touching, but knuckles down finger action, just to let them know I'm around
>not one complaint, nobody cares
I say touch anyone you want. If they don't like it, you get punched. Lesson learned. Stay woke.
People only complain about harassment when they feel uncomfortable with the person. If you're already good friends with them being touchy is not a problem.This is pretty obvious desu.
>>24143510
You sure about that? Women will do anything for attention.
>>24144192
Jesus christ reading that made me so fucking mad, probably ruined my day as well. What the fuck would her argument be? "Oh I'm glad he saved me but he could have done it in a way where he didn't have to grope my chest or ass in a sexual manner"
I mean I'm not a lawyer but can the judge not just dismiss the case if it's completely ridiculous? I mean realistically I can't see her even winning the case so it doesn't matter, she'll lose it regardless.
I don't understand the concept the 80/20 society...
How can 20% of men be considered chads? Aren't chads the top 5% at most? also 20% of cannot physically have enough time to fuck 80% of women.
So there will always be room for at least 50% of men to get women.
you robots are in the bottom 20% that's why you can't get laid AT ALL.
Its just the latest rationalization robots use to not even try.
It's not the men that decide who they fuck it's women. Even if women don't get the dick right away they will wait for the 20% http://www.huffingtonpost.com/xojane-/im-fat-and-have-sex-with-hot-strangers_b_8451530.html
>>24143564
>http://www.huffingtonpost.com/xojane-/im-fat-and-have-sex-with-hot-strangers_b_8451530.html
> "we bond over Louis C.K."
> go to their house and we are having sex within 15 minutes
WOW WHAT DISGUSTING PIG
I blame the guys who would rather fuck her than masturbate.
>"That will be $13.45. Your lady is looking a little thirsty bro. Wanna make it a meal deal and add a medium soda for $20?"
>>24143435
Nah I like to keep her thirsty for this dick
My lady? Oh that girl isn't with me she is just standing behind me I'm going to the movies alone tonight.
>>24143435
Aktually, soda contains a lot of sodium, which would make my fair maiden even more thirsty. I'll take a water.
If you don't know who that bloke is, look him up on the Lost Media Wiki.
https://mega.nz/#F!lRFwAb6Q!ncnT2GMnb5-Xzmiv79UIfA
They're all there, all 20 tapes, highest quality, uncensored.
>>24143430
The only interesting tape is the one of the suicide.
Thanks to this fella I learned that suicide by low caliber weapons is a very bad idea. Kurt was right, shotgun is the way to go.
>>24143704
Well, i guess if you were curious about how he lived, you could see all the other ones.
They're filled with poems, art, etc.
could someone provide a tl;dr version of this guy
I'm a fat fuck. How do I lose weight without any effort?
by getting cancer
>>24143235
Stop eating your daily ritual of tendies and Subway.
>>24143246
or malaria
or lose a limb, that's an easy 20 lbs
who here /cant find motivation to exercise/?
im getting fatter and fatter and i just dont have the willpower to exercise. i eat tons of cookies and chips too.
Don't depend on motivation. Motivation comes and goes. Nobody is motivated all the time. Get disciplined. Do it even if you don't want to do it. Stop your instant gratification.
>>24143226
i eat garbage and run 15 km twice a weak to compensate. just run like hell and u can make ur body a garbage can, calories in and calories out brah
>>24143271
thanks zyzz, mirin with god in heaven
>here's your controller dude
>it's not covered in cheese powder
>>24143192
Wtf is that for
>>24144976
It represents the shit controller your friend used to give you in 1999 while using the original good controller himself.
Who /enjoysmasturbatingincondoms/ here?
It feels good and you don't have to worry about cleaning anything, beside the condom itself is such a lewd thing it turn me on just to smell the rubber
Plus the lube on the foreskin feels so good and rolling it on your dick is fun
>foreskin
>>24143298
What's it like having no sensation in your cock?
>>24143191
> the condom itself is such a lewd thing it turn me on
fuck, glad I'm not the only one
It's a fantasy and dream of mine to save up a lot of cum and fill up a condom like a water balloon
don't give a fuck about the image edition
>>24143160
Someone make a new one. This guy is cunt.
>>24143160
nice to see holly back
>>24143207
fuck off
we usually die before someone bothers to create a new one
![900px-Use-a-Condom-Step-2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bGexd8C.jpg "900px-Use-a-Condom-Step-2[1]")
