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Is it easier to be find love as a gay male than straight male?
It's how attractive you are * your standards
Sexuality won't find you a waifu on itself
>>24148622
Yes, women don't feel love.
Gay guys tend to be just as, if not even more shallow than women.
Why do people drink this shit?
>>24148548
Because they like the taste?
Convenience
what's wrong with it? it's just coffee
Are SJWs and PC culture the reason Trump is a legitimate candidate?
Yeah, pretty much. We need to wash our hands of the overbearing liberal crap.
>>24148474
>mainstream ^conservative candidate
Hillary is a mainstream candidate. Bernie is mainstream left. The Republican establishment will never allow Trump to succeed, but until they swiftboat him, he controls the dialogue along with Uncle Ben. The more he talks, the more he makes conservative ideals sound more and more unhinged, the more conservative ideology is seen as lunatic and backward.
Tumblr liberals aren't the cause of Trump's success, they're a response to it. Notice how no democratic candidate is engaging him? Because to do so would legitimize him and his ideas. Bernie and Hillary both know that Trump supporters will never vote for either of them, so they don't have to engage him in any meaningful dialogue.
Trump is a meme. He will not be president. The only thing he's going to do is cause the Republican party to self destruct.
100% yes.
Most Americans are dying to have someone tell the career grad student fucks that run the media and the blogs to fuck off and die.
Trump is that man.
I have an issue.
Straight, male, 19.
I've recently began exploring my gspot and have developed a hunger to be fucked.
Do I throw in the towel and just go for dick?
If I do, how does one find a man that isn't a flaming faggot?
Have you ever convinced a female to make love to your asshole?
>gspot
>male
It's called a prostate, you faggot. And you might as well call it quits and go gay, you big sissy homo
>>24148440
Almost any woman will be repulsed by this, anon, dont ask them for shit. Maybe try that one gay app? I dont really know the name, maybe a gay anon will enlighten us. Anyways, good luck finding a regular dude and not flamboyant gay men.
Don't listen to these kissless virgins lots of girls are curious about but stuff. You can find a girl who will do it to you.
Why are wagies so dumb though? I do nothing all day and they work for my benefits. How dumb do you have to be to agree to this?
>But m...m...muh contribution to society!
>>24148362
ALRIGHT YALL READY
NOW DUFF EM'
>>24148424
>mfw wageslaves spend their whole lives saving for retirement when I do the same thing without having to work 60 hours a week for 40 years
Should I try and get a fat gf? on my best day I'm a 5/10, on my worse or usually I'm a 3/10, I'm thinking it's finally time for me to accept my place and hopefully find a fat girl who enjoys my company before she builds up some self confidence to get a better bf. What do you think?
>>24148347
i have been there and i did it. fucked for like 6 months (over 100 times) straight. though she went fucking insane and was trying to claim me. couldnt handle that so i left her.
>>24148347
JAV code plz
fat girls expect chad nowadays
who /unhappy/ here?
>>24148250
I don't even know what it feels like to be fundamentally happy. As far back as I can remember my life was about distracting myself from the constant misery and anxiety and trying to make sure I still looked and worked OK despite it.
It wasn't until recently that I learned that normal people don't have to worry about that, they're just happy by default. I hate them for that.
>>24148826
i can't remember the last time i felt happy
>>24148250
I'm ok. Gf is so far away. For my Halloween costume it involved a noose around my neck and instead of untying it I keep in under my bed. Sometimes I wonder what my family amd friends will think if they find my dead body in my closet.
ITT: We trigger /r9k/
>>24148205
His ass is nicer than hers
>>24148224
that's because she hardly has any.
That's gotta be my high school (graduated ~9 years ago). Those are my school colors.. black/red/white.
Who /madeit/ here?
>24 years old.
>mild depression, crippling loneliness.
>download tinder, nothing.
>finally match with a girl, she is really straightforward and says i'm cute.
>I finally ask her out.
>Date going well, i'm on fire and there's actually no awkward silences
>Show her to way to the subway station (she lives out of city)
>I ask her if she wants to come home instead (I live near)
>tfw she says yes
>Damnn, we go to my room, a bit awkward, I tell her i'm nervous, she is too.
>We start kissing, then I fuck her brains out.
Two days later she texts me that she wants more, no strings attached. I was apparently a great fuck.
Ask me anything
Happy for you OP, I hope I lose my V too this year of my life, if I need to ask anything, do you know how to take a good picture of yourself for tinder ? Like as best as possible ?
Also how to keep the conversation flowing, what kind of subjects did you talk about, stuff like that, how to make the date good ?
>>24148291
OP here,
actually, I got some really funny pictures of myself, like doing autistic stuff. Go for the laugh if you are not 8+/10.
You will not score with stacies, but normal qt girl loves funny guys.
For the conversation, i dont know, i started to talk about jobs, school, etc. Then i noticed she liked DC comics and LoTR, so yeah, we talked about that. But really, the more you can make her laugh, the more she will forget that you are not chad.
>>24148291
Wear your best fedora or get an anime haircut.
>khv
>never did any drugs
>never drank more than a small cup of wine for a family event
>don't go to parties
>keep healthy and clean
>>24148176
>drank wine
you've made filthy yourself family
>>24148176
Same, except i'm a pretty burly dude who people thinks fights and drinks and stuff. No one will ever know that i'm a choir boy in a lumberjack's body
>>24148176
>wine
fucking degenerate
i only have older pictures of her so this is from some time ago but here
get guder take pictures while shes not looking, like when shes in the shower and doesnt know you are in her house
Basic/10literallynothing that makes her special
why are you wasting your time
>>24148113
So do you reckon her roastie is genetic or environmental?
Can I pay one of you to kill me?
I'll do it for free mon ami.
>>24148032
You're too kind mon frere, make my release from this living nightmare swift and painless
>>24148126
give me the info I need to do it.
>virgins
>thinking they have it worse than being trapped in a sexless relationship
Who else knows this feel?
>>24147958
At least you get the relationship part
>>24147992
That's why I'm trapped.
She's literally my best friend and I'd be pretty much alone without her, though so would she.
>>24147958
Why doesn't she want to fuck?
My girlfriend doesn't want to, because I can't satisfy her with my micropenis.
hey robots, build my dinner. my budget is $20. thx
>>24147940
20 X pop (330ml)
they spelled pepperoni wrong
>>24147940
4x medium garden salad, extra suicide sauce on the side.
Robots help me I'm currently alone in a room with a girl and I have no clue what to do.
context
>a few days ago roommate says girl he knows wants to meet me
>a few minutes ago come back to dorm from class and said girl is here along with roommate and his friends
>we introduce ourselves but no conversation is had
>after a few minutes they clear out
>the girl stays here and is doing homework on her laptop
>we made awkward small talk and now I'm pretending to do homework
>we are currently sitting here in silence, she is sitting on my bed a few feet away and I'm at my desk
what the fuck do I do all there is is awkward silence why is she still here what the fuck help me
>>24147862
I'll do my one good deed for the day;
Anon, just take a long sigh and say something like, "time for a homework break". Walk around and see what shes doing and try to engage her, whether it be about what shes doing or something else. To be perfectly honest with you family, she isnt there to do homework, shes there to get to know you so it wont be interrupting shit.
>>24147862
People love to talk about themselves. Ask her questions about herself eg "so what's your course/how's your course going/do you miss home" ect
Nigger, you cant be serious. Engage. Go full throttle. Ask her questions about her life, like how things are going, if she is enjoying college etc etc. If you know a certain hobby of hers BRIEFLY talk about, you're trying to make her feel comfortable and enjoy talking to you.
Dont sperg out. Do not compliment her. Do not talk to her like she is a girl. Act like you're meeting another dude who you're trying to become friends with.
