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>Sent out dozens of applications in the past three days
>It's mostly futile with the occasional cocktease email that likely won't lead any further
Is this what dating is like?
Get into pickup - you'll meet weirdos and probably even will be one of them, but I did it and i've managed to bang 12 girls in the last year and a half (after only 3 between the age of 18 and 22).
But yes, that's exactly what dating is like from my perspective. get 4 numbers over the weekend, text the 3 that seemed so solid, get 1 decent convo going and one with a couple of replies then she stops texting. The decent convo you get her to agree to a date and pray she doesn't flake closer to the time. about 50% of those will flake. So 16 numbers gets 2 dates, and of the 2 dates, 1 will bang.
rinse and repeat, become desensitised, meet nice, hot girls who are interested in you but by this point you're feeling like girls are a dime a dozen and a girl being interested in you is no longer enough to get you hooked. Lose the ability to get excited about a potential girlfriend, but hey, at least you can get laid now.
Hmm.
>>24149133
don't do this.
if you want any chance of being happy, get off /r9k/, go to the gym, get hobbies, better yourself. nobody will love you if you try to manipulate people.
>>24149176
Yeah. i don't know how to stop now though. I live with another guy who's into going out and hitting on girls. I don't have any other hobbies, and if I stop I won't have any other way to meet girls. Might have been an error on my part.
Who is the most disgusting pornstar you fap to?
Pic related, I can't control myself sometimes
God damned Sarah Jay.
I don't understand, she is fucking beat yet I just feel some kind of magnetism.
Did her surgeon make those incisions with gardening secateurs? Gross anon, gross.Bobbi Starr
Gianna Michaels
Is it easier to be find love as a gay male than straight male?
It's how attractive you are * your standards
Sexuality won't find you a waifu on itself
>>24148622
Yes, women don't feel love.
Gay guys tend to be just as, if not even more shallow than women.
Why do people drink this shit?
>>24148548
Because they like the taste?
Convenience
what's wrong with it? it's just coffee
Are SJWs and PC culture the reason Trump is a legitimate candidate?
Yeah, pretty much. We need to wash our hands of the overbearing liberal crap.
>>24148474
>mainstream ^conservative candidate
Hillary is a mainstream candidate. Bernie is mainstream left. The Republican establishment will never allow Trump to succeed, but until they swiftboat him, he controls the dialogue along with Uncle Ben. The more he talks, the more he makes conservative ideals sound more and more unhinged, the more conservative ideology is seen as lunatic and backward.
Tumblr liberals aren't the cause of Trump's success, they're a response to it. Notice how no democratic candidate is engaging him? Because to do so would legitimize him and his ideas. Bernie and Hillary both know that Trump supporters will never vote for either of them, so they don't have to engage him in any meaningful dialogue.
Trump is a meme. He will not be president. The only thing he's going to do is cause the Republican party to self destruct.
100% yes.
Most Americans are dying to have someone tell the career grad student fucks that run the media and the blogs to fuck off and die.
Trump is that man.
I have an issue.
Straight, male, 19.
I've recently began exploring my gspot and have developed a hunger to be fucked.
Do I throw in the towel and just go for dick?
If I do, how does one find a man that isn't a flaming faggot?
Have you ever convinced a female to make love to your asshole?
>gspot
>male
It's called a prostate, you faggot. And you might as well call it quits and go gay, you big sissy homo
>>24148440
Almost any woman will be repulsed by this, anon, dont ask them for shit. Maybe try that one gay app? I dont really know the name, maybe a gay anon will enlighten us. Anyways, good luck finding a regular dude and not flamboyant gay men.
Don't listen to these kissless virgins lots of girls are curious about but stuff. You can find a girl who will do it to you.
Why are wagies so dumb though? I do nothing all day and they work for my benefits. How dumb do you have to be to agree to this?
>But m...m...muh contribution to society!
>>24148362
ALRIGHT YALL READY
NOW DUFF EM'
>>24148424
>mfw wageslaves spend their whole lives saving for retirement when I do the same thing without having to work 60 hours a week for 40 years
Should I try and get a fat gf? on my best day I'm a 5/10, on my worse or usually I'm a 3/10, I'm thinking it's finally time for me to accept my place and hopefully find a fat girl who enjoys my company before she builds up some self confidence to get a better bf. What do you think?
>>24148347
i have been there and i did it. fucked for like 6 months (over 100 times) straight. though she went fucking insane and was trying to claim me. couldnt handle that so i left her.
>>24148347
JAV code plz
fat girls expect chad nowadays
who /unhappy/ here?
>>24148250
I don't even know what it feels like to be fundamentally happy. As far back as I can remember my life was about distracting myself from the constant misery and anxiety and trying to make sure I still looked and worked OK despite it.
It wasn't until recently that I learned that normal people don't have to worry about that, they're just happy by default. I hate them for that.
>>24148826
i can't remember the last time i felt happy
>>24148250
I'm ok. Gf is so far away. For my Halloween costume it involved a noose around my neck and instead of untying it I keep in under my bed. Sometimes I wonder what my family amd friends will think if they find my dead body in my closet.
ITT: We trigger /r9k/
>>24148205
His ass is nicer than hers
>>24148224
that's because she hardly has any.
That's gotta be my high school (graduated ~9 years ago). Those are my school colors.. black/red/white.
Who /madeit/ here?
>24 years old.
>mild depression, crippling loneliness.
>download tinder, nothing.
>finally match with a girl, she is really straightforward and says i'm cute.
>I finally ask her out.
>Date going well, i'm on fire and there's actually no awkward silences
>Show her to way to the subway station (she lives out of city)
>I ask her if she wants to come home instead (I live near)
>tfw she says yes
>Damnn, we go to my room, a bit awkward, I tell her i'm nervous, she is too.
>We start kissing, then I fuck her brains out.
Two days later she texts me that she wants more, no strings attached. I was apparently a great fuck.
Ask me anything
Happy for you OP, I hope I lose my V too this year of my life, if I need to ask anything, do you know how to take a good picture of yourself for tinder ? Like as best as possible ?
Also how to keep the conversation flowing, what kind of subjects did you talk about, stuff like that, how to make the date good ?
>>24148291
OP here,
actually, I got some really funny pictures of myself, like doing autistic stuff. Go for the laugh if you are not 8+/10.
You will not score with stacies, but normal qt girl loves funny guys.
For the conversation, i dont know, i started to talk about jobs, school, etc. Then i noticed she liked DC comics and LoTR, so yeah, we talked about that. But really, the more you can make her laugh, the more she will forget that you are not chad.
>>24148291
Wear your best fedora or get an anime haircut.
>khv
>never did any drugs
>never drank more than a small cup of wine for a family event
>don't go to parties
>keep healthy and clean
>>24148176
>drank wine
you've made filthy yourself family
>>24148176
Same, except i'm a pretty burly dude who people thinks fights and drinks and stuff. No one will ever know that i'm a choir boy in a lumberjack's body
>>24148176
>wine
fucking degenerate
i only have older pictures of her so this is from some time ago but here
get guder take pictures while shes not looking, like when shes in the shower and doesnt know you are in her house
Basic/10literallynothing that makes her special
why are you wasting your time
>>24148113
So do you reckon her roastie is genetic or environmental?
Can I pay one of you to kill me?
I'll do it for free mon ami.
>>24148032
You're too kind mon frere, make my release from this living nightmare swift and painless
>>24148126
give me the info I need to do it.
>virgins
>thinking they have it worse than being trapped in a sexless relationship
Who else knows this feel?
>>24147958
At least you get the relationship part
>>24147992
That's why I'm trapped.
She's literally my best friend and I'd be pretty much alone without her, though so would she.
>>24147958
Why doesn't she want to fuck?
My girlfriend doesn't want to, because I can't satisfy her with my micropenis.
