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Do guys really masturbate everyday?
I see it a lot in movies and TV shows where sisters are aware of their brother touching themselves everyday. Is it just a movie trope that guys jerk it everyday or is it a real thing?
I hardly ever get horny enough to want to masturbate or I'm too occupied to masturbate. Even when I have free time I just choose not to. I only finger myself like once a week or 2-3 times a month and it's just a short 5-10 minute session.
>women have just as much sex drive as men silly ;^)))))))))))))))))
>>24139815
>just a short 5-10 minute session.
that's pretty much the amount of time I spend. usually twice every other night or so.
It's not really a secret or anything. Why do you think the porn industry is so prominent?
>>24139815
I think our urges are might be stronger because we are supposed to be the ones pursuing. Plus having a huge boner all day is distracting and embarrassing
Normies constantly promote sympathy in the wrong places.
>muh sympathy for hungry children in africa
>muh sympathy for "refugees" invading europe
>muh sympathy for cancer patients
>muh sympathy for rape victims
But where is the sympathy for khv males? Where is the sympathy for sensitive boys like us?
There is no sympathy for those who truly deserve it in our twisted slut culture. All we get is more contempt.
>>24139775
Nice bait.
Guaranteed replies.
Not only is there no sympathy, there's often an outright hatred.
The disproportionate amount of white male suicides doesn't seem to bother anyone.
>>24139775
You don't deserve shit. You are shit. Here's your (You)!
>complain about bad metabolism
>"WAAAH I EAT TOO MUCH SO NOW I'M FAT WAAAH"
Why do people still react like this? I wouldn't consider myself excessively fat by a long stretch, but I do have a rather unsightly gut (pic related is similar to what I've got going on) and really thick thighs for a guy.
My roommate and a friend of mine both eat so much fucking garbage, yet they stay thin as twigs. I see my roommate eating fucking huge meals, cookies, ice cream, and other shit all the time, and who knows what she eats when she's not at home. My friend downs pizza and beer on a regular basis and relies on fast food as a staple of his diet.
Meanwhile I'm here fighting through hunger pains most days because I'm desperate to lose weight, but it feels like my appetite and metabolism are fucking conspiring against me. So if you think people's complaints about metabolism are unfounded, kindly go fuck yourself. The struggle is real.
>>24139773
You're retarded m8. Metabolism issues aren't as common as people think. Especially since you're fucking guys. How do you get fat when your TDEE is ~1800-2000 calories when you do NOTHING.
Fucking fatties are delusional, if you eat more calories then you need then you'll store fat.
> My body is making me wanna eat
> I eat whenever my body wants to eat
> Its not my fault
Nigger, metabolism? Appetite? You can literally organise a more balanced diet with as many calories ( Maybe a little less than your daily intake) as you usually take and not worry about needing to eat and your metabolism.
Fact is youre too lazy to change the way you eat, and you complain about it.
>>24139874
Did you even read my fucking post? I feel like I have to starve myself to lose weight. I am ACTIVELY changing the way I eat, but it's way more difficult than you people claim.
Who /r9gay/ here?
>tfw no chad bf
>>24139743
That is LITERALLY Chad.
>>24139743
unless you pass as a tranny 100% (basically a girl with a dick), you won't get chad
>>24139743
how can you compete with that
Girls you've asked out
girls that have said yes
Girls that have said no
In x/x/x format
a lot/not many/a lot
I don't keep track
>2/0/2
They are still my "friends" but one day I will fuck em.
0/2/0 they invited me
SURVEY TIME
>Age
>Gender
>Country
>Number of people you have had sex with
>Which 4chan boards do you frequently use
>Do you smoke?
>Do you drink?
>Do you use drugs?
>Job
22
Male
Austria
0
Biz, g, adv
No
Not often
No
I'm studying, no job
>>24139560
20
M
US
1
/b/ /r9k/ /pol/ /wg/
Cigars 1 or 2 a week
No
No
Butcher shop/college attending
21
Male
USA
3
/asp/,/r9k/,/s/,/ck/
No
No
Only shrooms
Sailor on a cargo ship
![10dc2ffcf8d35455e63ec6d7e114d11c[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2Xhja1N.jpg "10dc2ffcf8d35455e63ec6d7e114d11c[2]")
Do girls find being a male virgin an attractive feature or a disgusting feature?
It doesn't matter what women think.
Stop watching anime you fucking weebshit.
>>24139539
I think that dude virgins are super cool. They don't really know how deep a vagina is so they thrust really hard and put all their dick inside like their Chinese cartoon porn. It's nice.
>>24139539
Yeah, they love it. Nothing is more attractive than a man who can't get bitches. Alpha as fuck.
Will you let her be your daughter?
>>24139434
Hell the fuck no, crazy.
>>24139434
Damn, what's the waitlist on her? Where do I sign up
>>24139434
No, Irene all the way
Why do you hate trans people /r9k/? They experience
>loneliness
>ostracization
>depression
>sexual frustration
>jealous/ hatred of women (mostly MtF)
moreso than most people. They're more similar to you than you think
>make a shitty retarded delusional choice to be put in to this position
vs
>get put in to this position by your own genetic makeup and society just rejecting you for no particular reason
>>24139424
Because they are all militant feminist tumblrshits
>>24139443
>already stirring up shit like a hormone crazed girl
See, we are similar!
>be 6'1''
>date a girl who is 6'0''
>she's a whore
>sticking dick in her was like sticking dick into a tub of yogurt
>it feels warm and wet but cannot feel the vaginal walls around your dick
>stay hard through sheer will alone
>dump her week later
Tall women, Not Even Once.
ONLY date women at least 6'' shorter than you.
Complete bullshit. I'm 6' and I have trouble sticking a tampon in, it hurts and barely fits.
>>24139381
>ONLY date women at least 6'' shorter than you.
Are you implying that there is a direct correlation between height and cock size? Because no.
>>24139474
He is not implying that in any way. Did you even read the post? It's not that long.
I'm a 34 y/o virgin that still loves with his mom. I have never had a girlfriend and have never even kissed a girl.
I make over 100k a year. When my 68 Y/o mother dies i plan on killing myself so I figure I have about 15 to 20 years left.
Something you people have to look forward to.
Can I have some your money? Thanks bro
>I make over 100k a year.
>still lives with his mom
..What?
Rent/buy a cheap one person apartment. Is your mom disabled or something?
>>24139321
I'm not mentally capable living alone.
Do you think that you're a robot?
>>24139248
Just kill me desu
42, yep, definitely a Robot
>>24139592
which points did you get?
Who /fighter/ here?
I can't wait to get into the beta (lol) app for this so I can finally put the beatdown on chads on even terms.
>>24139142
Why would I want an app for people to find me and kick my ass?
>>24139142
Hah what the fuck is this a real thing?
>>24139142
They'll all have friends with them but you'll just be a loser by yourself without any mates so you'll get beaten up and robbed.
>yeah i have a gf but i'm still a robot
>hey guys I need advice with some of my friends
>friends
>>24139021
My gf and I are both robots so we can still be robots
literally me
I'm a NEET but I have a gf
I'm a cyborg
u mad lmao u mad
How do i get a qt redhead gf
>>24139010
Hair dye and photoshop. Next.
That's clearly a wig.
Since you're fine with wigs, get any gf and glue a wig to her scalp.
ily David
