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don't give a fuck about the image edition
>>24143160
Someone make a new one. This guy is cunt.
>>24143160
nice to see holly back
>>24143207
fuck off
we usually die before someone bothers to create a new one
>>24143167
Sounds like you were being rude and ignorant to them in my opinion, besides I'm sure it was just a coincidence that they left at the same time, you're just being paranoid
>>24143207
Why the fuck do you care what image was used, spastic, go to bed
been watching a lot of sports anime lately like Haikyuu and Diamond No Ace and it got me thinking about a britfeel sports team
would be fucking great tbqh.
should I move down to plymouth with my friend at uni or stay living at home with my parents for cheaper?
>>24143286
sounds like they were trying to mug him
the "what's the time" trick is one of the oldest in the book.
gas man came today broke my central heating and fucked off.
>>24143333
>britfeel sports team
That would be terrible. We're the kind of people who were picked last in PE.
>>24143286
are you fucking kidding me senpai, how ignorant are you
>>24143372
I saved goals by standing infront of them still and them bouncing off my knees.
>>24143376
You are the ignorant one here.
>>24143348
Move out mate, if you can afford it, do it, then you can bring girls back to yours and they can scream as loud as they like as you fuck them without waking mummy and daddy up.
Best thing I ever did for my sex life was getting my own place
>>24143397
good one brev, have fun getting your phone stolen by niggers
>>24143372
I know we wouldn't be that good
but since we're all shit it would be about having fun and not winning. I'm sure we all remember how fucking mental the normie chimps got if you let a goal past even though they put you in goal knowing how shit you were. Brifeel team would just be messing about and then heading to the pub for a pint and some banter.
>>24143396
I would pick defence, as my idea of defence was standing further away from the ball as possible at all times.
>>24143403
I don't have a sex life and I don't like women, I just want some independence. Is it worth 100 pounds a week?
>>24143360
I think they were genuinely curious of the time as they only asked once, then they paid him a compliment about his nice phone and asked to see it as they probably have never seen such nice things before, this guy was being rude and selfish
>>24143376
I'm not kidding, how are you perceiving me to be ignorant? You're just getting paranoid again
>>24143456
Depends on the living conditions, but probably, the independence will help you mature into a functioning adult who contributes to society
>>24143486
No need to be so condescending senpai
i am non white please do not bully me i just want to stay in my house and never meet people because im scared
Lads, tomorrow I have a meeting with my personal tutor at Uni. I know she's going to ask whether I'm fitting in or not. I'm scared I might have an emotional breakdown and start crying.
I didn't think it was possible, but I finally found a paki shop that actually has good fucking pizza/food.
>had a doner pizza
>crunchy and nice dough
>very fucking generous cheese
>lots of doner, really crunchy
>lots of extra spices/peppers as well
>mixed kebab
>bigass portion, lots of chicken as opposed to other fags skimping on it
Also got a 20 inch pizza, holy shit.
>>24143529
tell her about your waifu
Official football school rankings:
Goalie:
>fat but likeable kid
>or really over enthusiastic manlet kid whose mum bought him goalie gloves
Defenders:
>useless losers
Mid Fielders:
>run of the mill normalfags
Strikers:
>Chads
>>24143531
How's that cholesterol?
>tfw living in a flat for uni
>9 weeks so far
>still haven't met one of my flatmates
>haven't seen the others in 6 weeks
help
>>24143531
Hope you get salmonella to be honesg
>>24143529
>I'm scared I might have an emotional breakdown and start crying.
She'll just refer you to counseling if you do.
>>24143566
So use the living room more
>>24143555
Back in Primary School, I was a defender on my team.
Funny how those rankings work out then, eh?
>>24143561
who gives a shit, my cholesterol must be horrid just from the trenbolone.
>implying I want to live past 70 or so when the world has gone to shit and I become a useless, worthless old man who's only purpose is to annoy everyone and get pushed around by 13-26 year old chavs/pakis/africans/muslims
Just got a pudsy deal (two large pizzas, any 2 sides for 20 quid) and a bbq cajun and a mighty meat
now i'm relaxing on oldschool runescape
what your lads nights up to
>>24143554
No, I can't do that. Normies can't stand things that they don't understand.
>>24143555
>mfw slipping on the communal goalkeeper gloves an hour into the lesson
>>24143566
Can unifags please get out, fucking normies ruin everything
>>24143555
as you get older you'll find defenders are the most likable players. what position do you play? i'm a centre back/defensive midfield destroyer
>>24143456
Is it your own place or a room in a shared house?
Does it have its own bathroom or shared?
Whats the kitchen like? shared or is it like a bedsit with a manky wee hob in the corner of your bedroom?
Does that include shit like council tax and electricity bill?
Whats the internet connection like?
Lots of stuff to think about. Have a look for similar stuff in the area to see if its good value or not.
>>24143595
I was usually defender as well.
Mostly just chatted with my friends.
>>24143566
Who cares? As long as you've at least met them once.
As for the one you haven't seen, maybe he's the weird one who hasn't seen the other flatmates either.
>>24143591
I'm in there everyday cooking. They don't come in when I'm there.
>>24143614
Unifags are fine as long as they have no gf or friends
Why can't penguins okay football?because there's snowball
>>24143643
unifag detected
jamie woon's new album is shit lads
>>24143608
It would be a real ill advised idea. They might react to it the same way people on here usually react to tulpafags.
>>24143641
o stay out there, they'll have to coe out eventually.
Maybe they think you're a turbo normie and are on TSR posting about how you intimidate them
>>24143595
I was always a defender. I was on the year 4 football team until the SJW teacher made it mixed sexes and some fat normie slut replaced me. I cried for hours. I could have been a fucking chad or at the very least a normie.
>>24143555
I was a defender. Far from useless though. The Chads frequently praised me for the job I was doing.
PAKIS OUUUUUUUUUTTTTTT
PAKIS OUT
PAKIS OUUT
PAKIS OUUT
>>24143673
>being so bad at football you lost your place to a fat girl
Serves you right desu
A ham sarnie walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, Sorry we dont serve food here.
>>24143643
This desu
Ghostlad and pakiboo are/were unifags during their sagas and they were pretty robot.
This board is contaminated with losers and virgins crying about successful happy people, everyday they whine about the same stuff
SOCIAL MISFITS OUT
>>24143555
Played defender at the town under 12's club.
Ended up with a masters degree, well employed and reasonably normal.
>You're still about right though.
>>24143694
The teacher hated me. I still hate her now. I should probably let go of these grudges but hatred is one of the few things I have left.
>>24143622
I was always left or right field defender.
I was never allowed in the centre because that was deemed too important.
Back in primary/early secondary school defenders were always the dregs of the team.
You just chatted to your fellow loser m8s about the newest kerazy MC beta/alpha and what video games you were going to play together later that evening.
>>24143715
Nice b8 m8
Have a (You)
Feel my Brit you filthy paki
>tfw drinking buckie
who /scotland/ here?
>>24143664
Yes, I know~
I really want to talk to someone about my suicidal and violent thoughts but some britanons advised me against talking to the uni counsellor. Guess I'll keep bottling it up!
I'm seeing a trend of people being defenders here. Well just to break the monotony....I too was a defender. Left back, full bak, goalie-when-needed sort of twat
>>24143629
I actually played, and I was really shit but I don't think anyone had the heart to tell me to fuck off. I'm pretty sure that after all the years we did it with me never scoring, they let me take a penalty once... which I missed.
Can't even score in a football game~
On the plus side, even that involvement meant I never got pestered by the chads in secondary school, so I got something out of it.
>>24143715
You want us in your Facebook or Twitter?
We need a refuge, you normies pollute everywhere else.
>>24143555
>never played football
Felt great to be honest
>>24143555
>manlet kid whose mum bought him goalie gloves
How the fuck can some anon manage to be so spot on.
Still did well considering, we were one of the best teams in the county.
I was striker in football and fly half in rugby
I am also a chad though, your assumptions are correct
Who /cantgoafortnightwithoutsex/ here?
>playing football ever
Fucking normies
Were there any sports you guys enjoyed in school?
I didn't mind running or baseball/cricket too much. Still hated P.E overall though.
>>24143700
>Ghostlad
What did I miss?
>pakiboo
He was a headcase
Friend keeps playing a game with this one twat friend of his. Play with me for once will you, christ. That fucking prick gets to spend enough time with you.
>>24143845
I was abnormally large in my class, when I was 14 I was 6'2 and like 15 stone
I was prop in rugby, won us a good few matches just by virtue of most 14 year olds being scrawny fuckers
>/britfeel/
>/britpol/
>/int/brit
>britfa .gs
living the life
>>24143555
There was a term for useless losers at our school 'cabbages'. I used to be a 'cabbage' for a while but then I got accepted into the Midfield during P.E lessons once I got up to GCSEs. It felt good to no longer be considered a cabbage.
>>24143763
Talking to the counsellor sounds like a good idea to me. Not sure why you were advised against it. Just don't mention 4chan or your waifu and it would be ok.
You can also talk it over on here if you want.
>>24143772
Yes, it was useful for that. I don't think I ever scored either but simply participating was good at fitting in.
>>24143845
Liked cricket although I was shite at it, enjoyed basketball as I am fairly tall, was ok with football, hated rugby not because it was rugby but because it was ALWAYS pissing it down when we had to play it. In the mud.
>>24143531
>Donner
IT'S A GYRO
>>24143849
Maybe you're shit at the game/boring to talk to and play with?
Maybe he just doesn't like you
>>24143870
>He isn't aware he was kept back a couple of years.
>>24143839
Yes, I was once a normie who was good at football and had a nice toned belly, but things change, mate.
>>24143893
muffuga wat u sayin i dindo nuffin i a good grades just needed mo time for dem programs
>>24143845
football, badminton and javelin. represented the school at javelin
>>24143849
He likes him better than you.
Oh god I just remembered this moment
>year 11
>dodgeball
>chad teacher throws one at me
>right in the stomach
>takes me to the floor
>tummy really hurts
>autism rage
>start attacking him
>not normal attacking, autistic anime fighting
>he tackles me to the floor and calls other teacher over
>normies are howling with laughter
Fucking hell lads. I wanted to forget that
Anybody wanna play oldschool runescape with me?
I-ill make you some iron armour and gear or something
;_;
>>24143914
>>24143891
Or maybe he secretly hates this guy and wants me to eat him alive.
Shitpost count up to 36 in 2 hours lads, not even really trying
Where we at?
>Went into the toilet at work today
>Going to stand in the cubicle so I don't have to interact with people during my lunch break
>Suddenly hear a noise
>Someone comes into the cubicle opposite
>Suddeny feel really awkward
>Slowly unzip my coat
>It sounds really loud for some reason and creates an echo
>Feel like the guy in the other cubicle is judging me
>tap the wall and say ''t-that was my fly I have a big penis''
>wait 4 minutes
>start to zip my coat up
>say ''ouch''
>say ''it got caught haha''
>zip it all the way
>try to leave
>he leaves at literally the same time
>looks me in the eyes
>tfw I saw him and his friends pointing and laughing when I walked through their department later on
Could go out clubbing with the flatmates tonight, haven't been to a club or got drunk in weeks.
Alternatively, I could just dude weed lmao and shitpost for hours like every other night, it's very tempting.
Any advice lads?
>>24143887
The other anons said it could lead to police involvement and stuff if you say the wrong things. Also the fact that uni counsellors can't do anything except for listen to you whine. I have been feeling a bit better lately though
>>24143845
Baseball/Rounders, somehow I was the fastest kid in my class and had a good swing too.
Running was another because like said, fast as fuck. Eventually I was nominated to be one of the people in my house to race the 800m tracks for sports day. Sports days still haunt me to this day.
>>24143886
Hi there!
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Oops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!
Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!
buying some ear buds lads. should order them from china, hong kong or malaysia?
>>24143923
fuck you just reminded me of my autism moment
>walking down school drive with some chad because we both walked home
>he's ripping me
>he's the year above dick head thick bully
>he says something that just makes me mad asf like "i banged (my crush) last night, wanna smell my fingers?"
>flip shit, nerd rage him, start slapping him and he's just laughing
>wears his trousers like a baggy chav
>i just yank his trousers down, he starts calling me a faggot
>yank his pants down too then push him into the bush
>he falls on a bush, a branch goes right into his eye socket, he's screaming
>see blood dripping
>kick him in his ass and then run away
>he comes in a few weeks later
>had major surgery on his eye, is partially blind there
>he never said shit, just that he tripped
>was visibly scared of me until he left the year after
in hindsight im lucky as fuck he said nothing
>>24144010
I see, well, you don't want that. Only go to someone if it gets really bad then would seem like a good course of action.
>I have been feeling a bit better lately though
Good to hear!
>>24144000
Depends if you have work/uni tomorrow, if not go for it
Always more bitches out on fridays/saturdays though, I'd wait till then if I was you
>>24143923
who /remember embarrassing memories from years ago and start punching things/ here?
>>24144027
>hong kong
>>24143923
>year 11
Oh god lad, might have been permissable in year 7, you were too old for that shit.
Have a rare Lea
>>24144035
I have to be up at 8, but I feel i should have one night off weed once in a while, and I think my flat are starting to forget who I am.
Fucking hell why don't I just do some shit I actually have to do like work, fucking kill me I'm so lazy.
>>24144017
>Sports days
Jesus, what a pointless day those were.
>>24144029
He gave you shit, you took one of his eyes. Fair enough. Nothing wrong with that anon.
can someone pls hug meim not white tho ;_;
>>24144054
I went through my chuuni phase later than most
>at the time of that incident I thought I was a diclonius from Elfen Lied
>tfwstill somewhat in chuuni phase
>>24144093
Never took part, always just took the opportunity to talk the shit with friends for 2 hours
>>24144093
Sports day? Top lel.
I used to always sign up for a bunch of events and then not show up on sports day.
>>24144110
I am 25 and am full-blown chuuni my friend. Of course, I have the sense to keep it inside at all times.
>>24143555
what about on the bench the whole game every game, with the coach promising he'll send you on soon when your dad starts swearing at him?
>>24144093
I know, the only upside was you could mess around on the fields when you didn't have to do anything
>>24144109How not white?
>>24144054
>pic
Now I have to go fap to that movie
>>24144154half white
Cross Country Day:
http://strawpoll.me/5965574
http://strawpoll.me/5965574
http://strawpoll.me/5965574
>>24144093
Agreed. I went once in like year 8 and spent the whole time walking around nicking people's money from their unattended jackets. Found some just lying around as well. Never got caught.
>>24143531
How the fuck? Did you just keep trying until you got a good one?
Also paki shop recs in Newcastle pls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99C23Y8l5hU
It feels like I'm bustin' a nut, when I open you up! Best to listen to when angry at a person.
>>24144109
/britfeel/ is now friendly to our minorities
Majority of the racist virgin losers have left
>>24144233
That can't be fucking serious. It can't.
>fapped an hour ago
>feel horny again
fuck sake.
>>24144208
>tfw edgelord who refused to participate
>>24144264
It is. Welcome to britain.
>sports day
>>24144260
i would rather associate with racist loser than normies
>>24144277
I'd seen shit like large sticks and stuff, that is ~vaguely~ understandable but a pencil??
>that one fat kid who was just exceptionally fast when sprinting
>>24144299
Could take an eye with it.
just ordered some goods from amazon, i am very pleased with my purchases
>>24144278
I don't understand what you are trying to convey.
>>24144299
In school a lad in my class fell over and stabbed himself in the chest with a pencil. He was off school for a week.
Shit is dangerous
>>24144282
These threads are for well rounded socially able people now, if you refer to people as normies you don't belong here
>>24144241
I found a paki near me that does great donner, and 20 inch mega pizzas for a tenner with a 2l bottle of drink
>>24144309
Kek. I was this fat kid. I worked in a family business from a young age with lots of physical stuff, i could do about 3 laps of the football field suprisingly fast, then just poop out and die
>>24144313
>>24144327
Not disagreeing with either of you
Just amazed it merits a police tweet
>>24144332
that is completely incorrect and false. normies aren't allowed here
>>24144299
I take it you haven't seen the one with the bicycle wheel either? These men are putting their lives on the line for us. Show some respect.
>>24144332
disagree considering the poll yesterday showed the majority of the thread being virgins with around 67% virgins
>>24144362
prideofbritain_salutespolice.jpg
>>24144355
It's fake you muppet.
>>24144413
>falling for the bait
Silly bugger
Gonna be homeless soon, if I cut my leg open how long will I get to stay in a hospital bed for? other injury suggestions are welcome but all I have is a pair of scissors.
>>24144361
Normies as you call them are the heart and soul of these threads, they contribute the most of the funniest content
>>24144367
All funny normal people were out doing stuff yesterday as it was still the weekend
>>24144208
Who was the other giga autist?
>>24144413
Really? Wow.
how old is britfeel?
http://strawpoll.me/5965694
>>24144438
>if I cut my leg open how long will I get to stay in a hospital bed for?
Day, maybe less.
>other injury suggestions are welcome but all I have is a pair of scissors.
Prison would be easier, stab someone else instead.
>>24144332
>well rounded
What is this meme?
Society is a cork board.
If you aren't a sharp stake you'll never drive yourself into that cork and leave you're mark.
>>24144443
not true normies, true normies don't visit 4chan let alone know of its existence
I want to shoot Gargamel Corrigan while listening to trap music to be honest.
>>24144457
Myself, I am 25.
>>24143933
Will you buy me a pint afterwards?
>>24143905
That feel
Used to play football in school and play every lunch time every lunch time. Was pretty good at the time because I hit puberty years before anyone else so by year 9 I had a beard and a manly frame compared to pretty much everyone else. Would play Fellani role either in DM or go target man and just kick the shit out of the opposition defenders so my little light weight strike partner could score loads of goals.
Now I'm a NEET who doesn't have a nice body anymore. My football career went downhill after everyone else finally got bigger than me. The guy I used to play upfront with is doing a scholarship in the States from his football playing.
Must run in the family. My brother used to play up front with Jamie Cureton in school and in youth teams. They both got scouted by all the same scouts but Cureton had way more pace and athleticism than my bro so he ended up going pro obviously but my brother never made it.
>>24144443
>normal people
>"doing stuff" on a Sunday
lmao
fuck off, jobless loser
>>24144469
Shit. But I don't want to be a prison bitch.
>>24144495
haha, jamie cureton lel
Had to take a break from Fallout for awhile, back on my journey through this overhyped game.
>>24144474
Well rounded means able to adapt, ability to adapt means you are versatile and able to make an impression of lots of people
>>24144475
I came here after I saw it on the news
>>24144509
Not sure how you came to that conclusion but ok friend, me and my friends/girlfriend were at the pub most of the day watching the north london derby, then I walked her to the train station about 10pm, came home and went to sleep so I would be fresh this morning
>>24144560
Don't play if you're bored of it, lad
>>24144516
Go on the nonce unit, no risk of anything happening to you there
>>24144560
>those awful graphics
2008 shit, absolutely awful
>>24144560
Don't tell me that is ultra
>spend all day browsing adultwork
>consider treating myself to a hooker
>edge for hours over the galleries of women I could be shagging
>bust
>close over 50 tabs
>slight tinge of regret
probably for the best
>>24144603
and to think that crysis came out a year before that
>>24144633
It is lad, the game looks near enough exactly like FO3.
>>24144560
Swear it looked better that on the yogscast videos.
>>24144567
>were at the pub most of the day watching the north london derby
How is you sitting in a pub all day watching foreigners kick a ball on a TV screen any different to someone sitting in their room all day?
I just don't see why that makes you superior to the people on here in any way.
>>24144693
Well it might be the .jpg quality lowering it but I've got things on max.
>>24144475
How does someone find this place? I can't even remember how I got here.
It's like a black hole that attracts losers, the dregs of society.
Then there's the people who get here because of a news story or something, they don't usually stick around too long.
>>24144560
>>24144714
Is the dialogue really simplified?
Are there any real options?
Excluding the dog, what's the biggest gimmick?
>>24144728
my brother showed me 4chan in 2008
>>24144710
It was was never implied I am superior to people here, it was implied I am superior to the worthless losers who sit inside all day everyday and are scared of their own shadow and sunlight
>>24144752
I'm only a couple hours in, the dog is pretty much the only gimmick as I haven't got into the building or crafting of stuff yet, in my next post I'll try to talk to someone to show you the dialogue but that is the most pathetic thing out of everything, the dialogue is so fucked.
>>24144728
Sometime in 2005. I think either from the YTMND forums or ebaums world.
>>24144786
Oh it appears you can't really enter a conversation with people unless it's your first time talking to them or (I assume) you've finished your quest you're on with them, so I'll go finish what I have to do then talk to this guy again.
>>24144786
HATE NEWSPAPERS
SARCASTIC
>>24144778
What if they just don't have a reason to go out besides education or employment?
Social lives don't just magically appear out of nowhere.
>>24144560
Is the hacking still the same bullshit?
300 combined hours in NV and FO3, both platinum trophies and I still can't figure it out.
From Yogscast videos of Fallout 4, character customisation looks nice. All the crafting and base building and stuff looks nice. Loot and armour pieces and stuff look nice. Dialogue looks absolutely awful, even more stripped down choice than Mass Effect.
Shitpost count at 56, calling it a night lads x
>>24144904
Ta love xox
>>24144875
Yeah still the same, I just enter a PC screen, try 3 out of the 4 times clicking on random words, exit computer screen and then enter again and try again till I get it right.
>>24143348
>>24143456
idk mate, if you are 100% sure you'll have enough money to live on + have some spare each week/month and you REALLY want to move out then go for it, but to be honest familio I think the whole moving out thing is normie bullshit
I'm staying with my parents at uni, I save 7 grand a year and buy whatever the fuck I want, I hate clubbing, pubs and all that normie bullshit and I'm too autistic to get a girl anyway so it suits me
>>24144942
That's exactly how I did it.
This is sounding more like an expansion than a new title in the series.
>>24144876
One step forward, four steps back as always. Bravo Beth
I had a full on wank through my trousers in an actual GCSE PE exam with about 200 students in a hall.
Who else /devilish/ here?
>>24144969
I wanked in my kitchen while my sister sat across from me. Came and all.
>>24144961
Yeah fuck actually trying to be honest, also here is me in my free power armour you don't even need training to use.
hey lads, drawfag here
here's my first attempt at a spats ass shot. I know the proportions aren't perfect etc this was mostly just to get the pose down.
>>24144651
Much cheaper to just have a wank mate.
I do the same with Adultwork.
>Haven't nutted in 3+ days
>Super horny
>Browse Adultwork for hookers available today.
>Browse her profile, she has sexy pics.
>Wank to pics
>Save 100 quid
That being said though, I have actually gone through with meeting 3 girls on that site. Every time was a disaster, I was so nervous and full of anxiety I could barley get hard. Not the girls fault on any occasion, they were great, it was me.
>>24144996
please tell me that HUD is a mod...
I'm not a fan of the bland green shit, but that is just childish.
>>24145020
How are they when that happens?
They don't laugh or anything do they?
>>24144988
There's nothing like spending an hour trying to finish a test while you can feel your warm jizz soaked into your boxers and hoping that the old as fuck invigilator doesn't smell anything and get suspicious. Good times.
>>24145036
Nope, that's the ebin power armour ui!
Fucking sick of war thunder crashing whenever I try to fucking login. All the shit google searches say to do don't fucking work or do jack fucking shit. Fucking sick and tired of nothing ever fucking working to be honest. Cunt.
>>24145036
It is unironically what the power armor HUD looks like.
>>24145094
Jesus, they were ok with this?
This is what they think is alright with putting out?
>tfw haven't left the house in 6 months
>haven't taken a bath in 3 weeks
>my clothes are full of fur from my dogs that live with me
>so lazy I let them shit all over the house and can't bother to clean it up
>bin is so full of cum filled toilet paper you can smell it from outside
>my hair is so bad it won't even move anymore
>it's way past my neck already and I'm too embarassed to cut it
>woke up today with a cockroach walking on my belly
what did i do to deserve this?
>>24145106
It doesn't need to be better, it just needs to be different.
>>24145106
Well I think it's fine. Why do people hate everything.
>>24145147
You are far too easily satisfied.
>>24145163
I think I'm just secure in myself and don't feel the need to make myself feel or look smarter than I am.
Here is the dialogue by the way guys, you will never get more than 4 options of things to say, and it's just a pick and hope your character says something vaguely similar to what you actually want.
>>24145191
That looks like shit, what game?
>>24145040
>They don't laugh or anything do they?
No, none of them laughed. desu they have probably had it happen scores of times.
>>24145186
what does that have to do with the subpar graphics of a supposedly new video game?
>>24145211
Fallout 4 matey.
>>24145234
That's new right? Why does it looks like complete arse?
>>24145242
Because the game looks like shit for me, even on the highest settings.
>>24145231
It's not just this game, people hate absolutely everything these days, from games to films to tv shows. Looking for online discussion about media these days is just tiresome because you always end up with the usual same old hate and nitpicking, even for older stuff which used to be held in high regard.
>>24145296
Well, sorry man, but what do you want me to do, lie and say it looks wonderful? The sequal we were all hoping for?
>>24145296
This game is a direct downgrade to the previous one, you cannot call it anything but bad.
>>24145296
Bethesda aren't very good at making games. Frankly, I don't know why everyone's given them a free pass for so long - if a game came out without their name on it in such a buggy state with an undeveloped story and extremely simplified mechanics, it'd get universally slated; but because it's Bethesda they get a free pass.
If you want an example of how poorly made they are, go play Fallout 4 and then compare it to the Witcher 3. It's a pretty stark difference.
>>24145109
Fucking abhorrent
>>24144241
I just lucked out, I pretty much lost faith in all these paki shops.
Then 1 night after 30 minutes of walking in the rain after the gym and only 1500 calories eaten by 8pm I was like "fuck it, let's try".
Now I know where to get my pizzas, fucking shits all over any chain pizzas or other shitty pajeet "just eat" branch.
>>24145191
Literally all the same thing except the top option.
>>24145443
They get a free pass because of le epic empty wasteland oh so deep and well crafted
It is really hilarious how deluded some people are. They really do think Bethesda games are these deep, larger than life experiences when in reality they're bland, barely working shitshows.
>>24145443
Granted, I agree you regarding Bethesda games. It's just that people do it with everything now so you can never be sure when the criticisms are actually legitimate.
>>24145443
>I don't know why everyone's given them a free pass for so long
because fanboys will fix and patch everything for them anyway, "just spend hours hanging around on the forums and install 20 mods and it works great"
>>24144728
I used to post on teh vesti on IGN found it from there
>>24145689
>20 mods
nigga... 20 aint enough to fix things
>>24145689
Do they even allow mods for free anymore
I thought they wanted to make even that a means of making dosh
>>24145729
You need to buy their official modders kit.
By which I mean one person has to buy it and then give it away for free
>>24145729
that backfired massively, not to forget modders who have been doing things free for decades suddenly went all "but I NEED TO MAKE A LIVING OFF THIS I CANT LIVE WITHOUT IT"
loved midas magic in skyrim having a chance to do a popup ad in game if you used the free version of it
Anyone else enjoy pissing in the sink at work? (I'm a grower btw)
>>24145191
Holy shit.
Why. Why the fuck would they do this???
Why the fuck would they fuck up an already perfect system???
BETHESDA WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU CUNTS
Anyone else get pissed off when you see evidence of friends having fun together on your steam activity feed?
>>24145773
why did you feel the need to share this
>>24145786
>dem feels
I know your pain senpai
need a new tv program to watch lads. any recommendations?
>>24145773
Never done that,but I did used to rub my balls on a co-worker's bike helmet at the end of my shift.
>>24145788
Duno
>>24144728
I've been here on and off for about 7/8 years.
>>24144728
People posted ebin memes on a forum I used. I googled it, found encyclopedia dramatica,, which led to /b/
Immediately left 4chan because the layout was bewildering and I didn't get why they used b to mean random and stuff like that.
Came back for some reason, probably more memes and I just never left. that was 7 years ago, now I really don't know what I'd do without it.
>>24144728
I went to /b/ when I was in school after hearing how it was such an awful place and the worst place on the internet. It wasn't that bad, I had fun with it, then moved to /v/ and /a/ and eventually here.
feeling sad to be h
>>24145980
A lot of people say /b/ is the entry level board and they are right but I think /v/ and /a/ are similar. I was on both for years but eventually I just could not stand either of them and ditched them.
Fucking keking at all the morons who still play games and paid actual money for this fallout shit
Thanks for making my evening that much better lads
tfw no gf like this
>>24145819
Blacked. It's pretty intense
>>24145819
fargo
>>24144728
Depends on how old you are.
If you're one of the 2003/04 people like me, probably SA.
Up to 2007 probably sites like eB's where people reposted content.
After 2008/09 Chanology happened, and 4chan became rather common knowledge and likely gained most of its existing userbase from that and, of course, sites like 9fag rehosting actual posts from 4chan now.
>>24146057
It'll still win awards, unfortunately. Assassin's Creed has shown quite well that normalfags have no sense for quality control.
im betting.... just betting. theres a thread on /3/ saying how they can all do better than that fallout game.
aint been there in years but can just imagine them all posting about it.
could be wrong...
>>24146086
You are a 2003/4 browser?
Good lord. Though I shouldn't be too surprised.
>>24146121
>they can all do better than that fallout game
not hard to do, it looks weirdly shitty in texture/lighting and tone
>>24143555
>Goalie
>fat but likeable kid
I'm living proof of this desu
>target time: 00:20.000
>your time: 01:51.326
kill me
>>24145786
>>24145816
I feel like crying angrily to be honest. I just want to have fun times playing games with friends.
I never stopped being that kid in primary school who wandered the yard alone until the break ended.
>>24143555
I used to pretend to be Gerrard and pick the ball up deep and pretend like I was making amazing sweeping passes. The ball almost always ended up going into another group, or onto the road.
>>24145786
tfw no friends play online games at all
tfw no friends you live geographically close to play games at all
>>24146198
Do you want me to be your friend?
>>24146128
I only know how long I've been here because I remember having visited /l/ a couple of times, and that closed for good in... late 04 I think?
I definitely got here through SA, though.
As much as people say it's a shithole and 'here forever' and whatnot, I can't stand pretty much every 'discussion' site on the internet, because rating systems by their very nature influence discussion and 'discredit' any difference in opinion. Not to mention overzealous moderation because 'you said something that made someone sad :('
So much so, I've never left here. It's home, as soppy as that sounds.I actually cried when moot left.
>>24146121
Of course /3/ could do better, the best way to play Bethesda's older games is to use replacement textures and models people like /3/ make.
>>24146280
I don't want pity senpai.
>>24146287
I can't imagine the internet without 4chan. They are pretty much one and the same to me.
I think I will cancel my subscription if this place goes. Youtube, torrents and such are all nice but I can live without them.
>>24146301
It wasn't pity ;_; I'm a lonely fuck.
>>24146287
do you enjoy rimming?
Just found a girl I used to go to uni with on adultwork. She was a slut so I can't say I'm too surprised. Further proof that English Lit degrees are worthless.
http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=3094154
Christ what a piece of shit Fallout 4 is.
Thank the lord I pretty much exclusively play autism simulators or I'd be disappointed beyond belief.
>tfw 9am to 7:30pm day at uni tomorrow
I get really tired being around normies for such a long period of time. The exhausted kind of tired. Can someone give me a hug?
>>24146363
Looks like kemal off big brother
>>24146369
ok but I don't usually roleplay things
...*hugs*
>>24146325
Where abouts do you live, do you have a facebook account, how many friends do you have on steam.
Anyone in Essex?
>>24146406
Thank you anon! I feel ten times stronger now~
>>24146483
Billericay here
>>24146369
so a normal working day for most people then
>>24146369
>9am to 7.30
Fucking hell that's like ten hours. I can't imagine being around normie for such an extended period.
>>24146483
rayleigh senpai
bloody hell lads, my slippers smell really bad
>>24146525
most NORMAL people
>>24146590
I know. It absolutely kills me mentally and puts me into a depression. As a trade-off I don't have many classes on other days though.
>>24146606
same but away at uni, hows things?
How do you tell a guy you love him? If I tell him he'll probably never want to talk to me again because I'll freak him out.
>>24146636
Don't start with love, too overwhelming.
Is he a bender too?
>>24146636
I won't freak out, I promise.
>>24146650
He is, and I support you're right, though I really like him desu with you senpai.
>>24146654
It's not you anon, I'm sorry.
The backwards voices are telling me things. They say that I was born dead, and that only at the end will I be alive.
>>24146685
Listen to those voices but never act on what they say.
>>24146636
Is u a fifi man?
>>24146630
You get used to it anon, which I imagine sounds like a horrible prospect at this point in your life.
In the end being productive all day and the peace of mind of a wage beats the alternatives
speaking as someone who has done both
>>24146627
Spray them with some smelly stuff. If that fails, burn the bastards.
>>24146699
Speak English mate.
>>24146683
>He is
Well then just ask if he wants to go for a drink at the local bender bar. Gays are all slags, you'll have his dick up your arse (or vice versa) in no time
>>24146740
I don't want to just fuck him. I want to be in a relationship with him, he's an amazing guy.
Is it possible to meet a gf on reddit
>>24146717
B-but neets are so enlightened and spend their days bettering themselves, as the *YAAAAAWN* anon shows us.
>>24146756
So have sex, then the next day go do something that gays find romantic. Cottaging or whatever
>>24146768
if you like fat girls then yes
>>24146768
Probably, but why would you want to? The """""""people""""""" there are disgustingly normie.
>>24146717
That does sound horrible. I feel nervous just thinking about tomorrow. It honestly makes me feel sick.
>>24146813
I'm getting desperate
>>24146775
I did spend my days bettering myself as a neet but my rent also needed to be paid so when my redundancy got low I got another job.
Mentally I feel better with the routine and illusion of stability
Thanks for not replying, lonely anon.
Right now there's a black hole in the centre of my torso.
>>24146198
>I never stopped being that kid in primary school who wandered the yard alone until the break ended.
>tfw still do this, but at work
It fucking stinks man. The worst part is that my workplace has a tiny lunch room so I have to go out to avoid interacting with people. The only places to go within walking distance are a Greggs, a Tesco express with 5 aisles, and a Paddypower
My weekly lunchbreak schedule looks like this
>Monday
Go to Greggs and look at the sausage rolls for about 20 minutes pretending I am choosing what to eat, then leave and go to Tesco Express and walk around until I can go back
>Tuesday
A group of normies I work with go to Greggs on this day so I go into Paddypower and pretend to fill out a 'football accummulator' while watching through the glass to see when they leave. Then I walk into Greggs and look at the Pasties for 20 minutes then walk around Tesco for 10 minutes before leaving
>Wednesday
I actually buy something from Greggs today to avoid suspicon. Then I go into Tesco Express and pretend I am comparing whatever I bought with the prices in Tesco for about 30 minutes, then I leave
>Thursday
I skip Greggs on this day so they think I am full up from the previous day. Just go into Paddypower and read one of the free sports papers for 40 minutes
>Friday
Go to Tesco express and buy some on sale cookies or something as a friday treat, I make sure to spend at least 30 minutes viewing the cookies. Then I stop at Greggs on the way back and tell them I already ate today and will be back Monday
>>24146483
Saffron Walden ya pleb fucks
>>24146867
>The worst part is that my workplace has a tiny lunch room so I have to go out to avoid interacting with people.
Not really. If you just sit there in silence people will think you're a stuck up twat and leave you alone to eat and then go back to your desk.
>>24146818
You'll get through it.
>>24146867
fucking hell anon...
this made me sad
>>24146867
>tfw at uni but still eat lunch in the toilet
when does this ride end?
this nofap malarkey is fucking hard. can barely go 24 hours
>>24146867
This is exactly how I'm going to end up, I just know it.
>>24146942
It's ok to eat alone in the su or something, they can't boot you out.
>>24146867
The Greggs people have rang the police by the way, they think you're a spree killer waiting to happen
>>24146867
Here, see. You're getting plenty of sympathy. It's not so bad, people can empathise with you.
>>24146912
They'll bully him if he does that. Maybe not so overtly as teenagers would, but it'd happen. It always happens, anywhere there's people.
>>24146867
>tfw realising you are eating your lunch alone in the park while its raining
>>24146912
In my last job I heard people shit talking about me after I had left the break room, they thought I had gone further but I had stopped in the corridor. Is it still paranoia if people really are talking about you behind your back?
>>24146368
>Thank the lord I pretty much exclusively play autism simulators
>>24146867
Why not just put in earphones?
>>24146983
>They'll bully him if he does that.
>>24147000
>n my last job I heard people shit talking about me after I had left the break room
They're going to do that anyway, at least this beats freaking out the poor Tesco employees while you star at the cookies for half an hour.
It doesn't feel good, but it never goes away. Better to get used to it and let it crush you than constantly expending effort avoiding it
>>24147052
No. If he stays he has to endure the inevitable questions and little snipes they will throw his way. You know how they are.
>>24147079
For a while. Then they'll just stop because they give less of a shit than you. Eventually you just turn invisible unless they want something.
>>24147052
I'm a different person, just empathising with my fellow wagekek. I hadn't even done anything weird and they were from another department and I had never seen them before.
I now go for walks in my lunch just down residential streets or stuff often to this little park, sometimes there are other people sat there and that makes me sad.
>>24147134
My current place doesn't do lunch breaks it's glorious. You technically take it at the end of your shift and just leave early.
>>24146867
Enjoy all this attention mate.
I'll just sit here all alone as usual, even though I'm the one who sparked your post.
It's how it always fucking goes, irl and online.
I did 100 squats yesterday and I think I'm broken.
>>24147196
He put more detail and went into more depth than you did, while that is not to say I emphasise for him more than you because of that, it would explain why he had more replies.
>>24147196
His made us cringe, yours was just a reminder of how shit we all are.
>>24147244
Maybe I do that because I started out putting effort into things, but over the years have realised there's no point because the result is always the same.
What you listening to lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbFrjRTO-9Q
>>24147273
>I started out putting effort into things, but over the years have realised there's no point because the result is always the same
This is literally why I'm going to get sacked. I put real effort into my job, and was put in the bottom 10% nationally.
If trying doesn't work, why try? I gave up all the extra responsibilities I took on, stopped working on my staff's development and just did the bare minimum in my job description. I'll still get bottom 10% this year, so why bother putting in any effort?
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoXHw8KQFhM
back from doin the shop up
r8 my snacks lads
thought id go for stuff i dont normally get
>>24147364
>Daim Cadbury's
Good choice m8, got some myself
>>24147339
>dmp
My man right here.
>>24147364
>Toblerone
>Daim
>Good skittles
>Beef Jerky
>Nice Fudge
M8, you have taste to be proud of.
>>24146867
WHy don't you bring your own lunch and find a nice bench or patch of grass to eat it on?
>>24147364
dat some Marks and Sparks tendies?
>>24147397
cheers m8
you've made my week with that t b h
>>24147364
Did you just shop solely on the american section?/
What's beef jerky like?
Where do I find this jacket lads?
>>24147455
i wish
can you not see the asda bags m8
>>24147464
nah, the beef jerks bang average but im having to shop at asda instead of sainsburys cos someone i knew from school works there now and i get anxious as fuck
>>24147474
dunno but he seems to be wearing the logo of a group who do animal fucking videos
>>24147508
No shit, niggers love to blandaa upp. Shame nobody else benefits from it. Cept zionist juice.
>>24147503
>can you not see the asda bags m8
Reasonably the box says marks and spencer on it
Who else here has fantasies they think about? Daydreams/scenarios when falling asleep.
I want to blow up the BBC building in London.
They are supposed to be un-biased, but they are liberal left wing counts.
I'll detonate some explosives I learned to manufacture from various tutorials on darknet.
With the right uniform and confidence, you can gain access to places you wouldn't thought you could. I want to level the BBC building. So would need some good disguises, to get the amount of explosives in there.
I'd also buy some guns from darknet.
Straight after I'd detonated bombs at the BBC I'd drive to the nearest mosque with my guns and start shooting.
When I was done there I'd drive onto the nearest other mosque in my rented sports car. I'd be doing this during the Muslim prayer times, so the mosques are full.
I'll continue until the police kill me.
>>24147581
oh sorry yeah i went there last week, it's an empty pack of scampy i haven't binned cos its too full and i cba to empty it
i'm in love with grace mandeville
>>24147508
The t shirts cash motto, his clothing brand.
The hoodie is ellesse but I can't find that one anywhere.
>>24146168
ayyy, 00:34.163
I'm better than I thought
>>24147619
mate I know those are just fantasies, the storys posted here are false, and such but
Really I'd be careful about making posts like that in the future
>>24146943
Sure feels good not bothering with that bollocks and fapping 2-3 times a day
>>24147364
Shit tier everything except the toblerone
I fucking love toblerones
>tfw he doesn't respond to you
>FIFA 16 is shit
>Black Ops 3 is shit
>Fallout 4 is shit
so much for my comfy winter
>>24147784
FIFA 16's aight
>>24147784
Replay some of the classics man. Discover old games you haven't played and give them a go.
>enjoy game
>wish to discuss game
>find general on /vg/
>autist circlejerk over which namefag is best
why does this have to happen with every series
How do you bring yourself to tidy up?
My room is a complete hovel, yet i still can't be arsed to pick shit up
I'm going to be homeless in about a week.
Probably won't survive Winter so I'll just end it quick in the next few days. Don't live like me. Be thankful for what you have.
It was a blast lads.
>>24147784
Fifa is pretty fun and relaxing imo
>>24147874
Come live with me lad.
>>24147464
>Shopping in Tesco recently
>Got some stuff from the American section to try it out
>Some reeces cups, nerds, oreos (actually from the biscuit aisle) and assorted other things
>Go to the checkout
>Cute girl serving me
>Comments on all the american food
>''Oh, having an american themed party are we?''
>really, literally, have never had a woman speak to me so informally before
>Decide to flirt back
>''N-o Just trying to get an american themed girl you look chunky enough''
>she gets mad
>intentionally crumbles the oreos as she puts them in so forcefully
Never doing that again
>>24145000
Looks ok lad, just needs a bit of work on the thighs innit.
>>24147630
Ccrriinnggeeiinnggiinngg
>>24147929
>''N-o Just trying to get an american themed girl you look chunky enough''
>>24143348
Where are you now? Don't come too Devon, it's boring as fucking shit.
Pic related
who else /selfharm/ here?
>starve self
>force self to throw up
>just some spit
>keep forcing it
>again
>again
>pool of blood comes up
my insides burn but it felt quite good to suffer for a bit
>>24145109
Those poor dogs don't deserve this you sick cunt. Sort out your life you fucking sicko.
>>24147993
I fucking warned you it wouldn't be "just one time" man
>>24147986
*to Devon
Lads what do you get from an indian takeaway
>Chicken chat as a main please 2 poppadoms and some basmati rice pls m8
>>24147995
lol at you
>>24147963
Yea I know. Like I said it was more about the pose than the proportions. Thanks for the feedback though lad!
>>24147929
Dear Lord, mate.
>>24148026
Chicken tikka - not even once
>>24148026
some indian food
>>24147929
Fuck off Amerifat.
Trying to infiltrate with satire.
>>24148026
>eating the food of people who literally shit in the streets as well as eat actual shit in their food
It's like you want food poisoning
>>24147993
I do this, its an everyday thing now.
I put a razorblade across my face because I felt so ugly and full of hate everytime I see myself.
My mums an alcoholic and didn't notice and I havnt been in to college in 2 weeks.
I also throw myself up after every meal.
>>24148115
would you throw up on my cock please? you don't even have to suck it, just throw up on it
/britfeel/ suddenly got very dark...
>>24148026
Look up one day why Indian food has all those spices.
>never again .jpg
>>24148134
Don't see why not, as long as your alpha.
>>24148134
I like where this is going
>>24148115
even though I made the original post hearing other robots do it makes me feel really sad
>>24147993
I just punch stuff until I bleed; aka The Pussy's Self Harm
>>24148165
so did the evenings
>>24148181
I am not, what a shame.
>>24148188
Ended as quickly as it started.
>>24148115
>>24147993
Please stop anons. :(
Silly dog, that's not what you're meant to do.
>>24148173
Do it for me
>>24148196
Enjoy losing control of your fingers later in life with those rekt nerve endings and bones
>>24148213
I think I might. Hearing how other anons do it got to me.
>>24148241
Well on the way, I struggle to write anything longer than a post it
>>24148211
Are you so beta you couldn't even throat fuck a guy until he pukes all over your cock?
>>24148274
I was just down for letting him puke all over my cock, I'd personally love to throat fuck someone till they puked all over my cock and body, and just carry on.
guys, my fucking retarded mum just handed me a letter from the jobcentre that i had to attend a workshop last monday. the letter said the workshop was mandatory. how fucked am i?
>>24147364
well done lad, looks good apart from the shitty american "chocolate"
>>24148307
>you gonna get sanctioned
>everyone in /britfeel/ killed themselves
>>24148307
Ohhh you're going to have justice thrust upon you. It will slide into you with no lube.
>>24148365
for fucks sake.... cheers anyway
>>24148432
Now my big all American cock shall take control
>>24148432
Not yet anon, just a little bit closer every week
>>24148432
>mass suicide when
>>24148470
Only when we all move to manc
>>24148470
totally in on this.
>>24148432
Nah i'm just fantasising about that guy making me puke
>>24148443
i'm already feeling it anon.. it burns
>>24148470
Yes
You have been muted for 16 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>24148517
Honestly m8 we can do it.
>>24148530
>getting muted 4 times in 6 hours
Grow some creativity dude
The thought of going to uni tomorrow is terrifying. Knowing that everyone's watching me and thinking horrible things. The feel of their judgemental glares. The fact that if there were no consequences they would openly mock and hurt me.
Who else here /Ruggerz/? I find it fun.
>>24148561
Hide cameras in their bathrooms and post them online
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jadvt7CbH1o
Who /cantgetnosatisfaction/ here?
Anyone else here financially successful, but still a social loser?
I just saw on TV that every person in the world has at least 7 doppelgangers.
How do you think your doppelgangers are doing in life? I bet if there was a convention of me doppels, I would be the loser one.
>>24148585
league or union?
Anyone else not financially successful in the slightest, and also a social loser?
>>24148307
Go see them about it as soon as you can.
Depending on how your work-y person is, you might be fine provided you appear legitimately apologetic and actively look for opportunities to do the event you missed.
Remember that the work assistants have to deal with some proper scum, if you at least appear somewhat proactive and apologetic, I imagine most would be fine.
Though, it's not so fun when they actually find you a mandatory placement after six months.
>>24148470
I live near Bridgend, I think that's the county's sport there.
>>24148561
I have to deal with the same kind of anxiety among other things.
The reality is, no, they probably aren't judging you, they're too busy with their own things to care about what you're doing.
>>24147364
seriously fucking garbage outside of the toblerone.
Are you a literal hillbilly?
Lads I need help, muy keuyboard keepS PREsSING RANDOM KEUYs and I canrt ge rti rto SRTOP
>>24148628
I don't play for anyone other than a local team so I guess league aha.
>>24148655
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=buying+a+keyboard
>>24148650
>garbage
fuck off yank
>>24148690
>"aha"
>typing like a 17 year old girl
>>24148558
Yes
You have been muted for 16 seconds, because your comment was not original.
Mr reeee right now
>>24148655
Remain calm. The skeleton is merely fully matured and ready to leave. Do not fight it. It will be painless.
>>24148537
I doubt you're serious and we probably don't live anywhere near each other.
>>24148709
How much moneuy do uyou rthink I have marte
>>24148733
Sorry senpai will keep to /r9k/ speak.
>>24148648
I'm on ESA so i don't have a work-y person at the job centre to see. I reckon i'm just screwed
>>24148758
I'm pretty serious if we're able to really, I mean I have plenty of videos of girls throwing up while getting throat fucked and it's a fetish of mine, sadly can't find videos of guys but being bi myself, it's something I'd love to do.
Where do you live?
Lads how do I give myself a black eye
QUICK PLEASE
>>24147986
Had many a great holiday to devon. Love Combe Martin
>>24148733 But do you do the ruggerz? if so what position do you play?
>>24148762
A keyboard is the least of your problems then.
>>24148807
Smack face repeatedly into bannister.
>>24148807
Hit yourself in the face, obviously. Either that or walk into something. Why do you need a black eye?
>>24148796
Birmingham mate.
>>24148807
Inhale approx 100ppm of carbon monoxide. This, for as of yet unknown reasons, has been demonstrated to cause bruising around the eyes. Make sure not to inhale a lethal dose.
>>24148849
uyou're righrt marte
>rtfw donrt gert paid for anorther 3 weekS
>>24148893
London here, a fair bit away.
>>24148909
How about using the built in on screen keyboard? The one meant to aid disabled people?
>>24148900
>"100ppm of carbon monoxide"
>"Make sure not to inhale lethal dose"
kek
>>24148935
Wink wink
>http://www.redtube.com/1151647
>5.48
I'm starting a new shit part-time job on Wednesday and I'm seriously wondering if I've made the right decision and I'm feeling anxious as hell already. I wish I had just gone to fucking uni. Can any britbots cheer me up?
>>24148915
I suppose you'll just have to find some other low self esteem bitch.
>>24148984
Never too late to go to university
>>24148909
http://www.ebuyer.com/202780-xenta-black-full-size-keyboard-usb-uk-layout-kb-6106
If you go through keyboards quickly, it might be worth investing in a mechanical keyboard when you get paid, they last a long time and are really nice to type on.
>>24148988
Would still like to hope this could be on desu, I've never had any one even remotely open to the idea of being fucked into puking and fucked some more.
>>24149003
It is for 2015. I've just got to survive until the summer.
>>24148984
Uni is literally hell for robots. Seeing people your age having fun and enjoying it while you have to live the robot life. The feels are even worse since I really made an effort to make friends here. If it wasn't for my waifu and britfeel I'd have gone completely insane from the loneliness.
>>24148900
I'll try this one, cheers.
I need it desperate.
>>24149095
We'll all make it some day lad.
>>24149042
Well I don't want to get puke all over my apartment. Maybe it should just stay a fantasy.
>>24148928
thanks mate, punctuation is a bitch though
>tfw fallout 4 is released in 30 minutes and my keyboard conks out on me
>>24149170
Could always come to mine.
>>24149095
I'm a failed normie though. I actually enjoy getting blackout drunk and dancing and being a degenerate, that isn't the problem I just had no idea what wanted to do. But so far this year has been fucking awful and I just want to start going somewhere with my life instead of tiptoeing around being indecisive.
>>24149198
glad it is working for you,
>>24149016
found a pretty cheap keyboard for you so perhaps you can order that when you are able to and enjoy Fallout 4.
>>24149095
Having a waifu indicates you've already lost your sanity, anon.
>>24149211
What are you doing here then, normie? You'd probably love university.
>>24149232
I might get it, but shipping wont be for a few days
>tfw so bored i might just go to bed
>>24149170
>>24149200
where do you get the vids of girls puking from?
>>24149255
I'd rather be insane then.
>>24149255
I'd probably be insane without my waifu.
>>24143160
Well lads I'm free and leaving this place. Over the last few months I've sorted myself out and tonight made it.
>got a job - September
>go a licence - July
>kissed a girl - last Friday
>blowjob - today
>sex - Today
See you later nerds
>>24149261
I like the bants and you guys though. Gives me somewhere to vent. I'll quite happily fuck off if you want.
>>24149200
That sounds like an invitation to me, I think you're going to have to post some contact details puke-anon.
>>24149318
>>24149322
>tfw don't have one
Really want one desu. They seem to help a lot of you guys.
Finally managed to pull out that nose hair thats been bothering me
>>24149442
Must have been satisfaction itself.
wew lads, finished my assignment. Submitted 10 minutes before the deadline.
Haven't ate anything all day. Might order a pizza. Are places on just eat open this late or am I fucked?
>>24149310
Mainly JAVs, though there are some good western videos, but you have to pay to get them and I've not found them just for download quite yet, haven't looked in awhile though.
DDT code has some good puke stuff.
>>24149391
[email protected]
>>24149469
Can't beat it
So, what you doing tonight lads?
>>24149518
Trying to pull myself away from 4chan so I can get a decent night's sleep. I hate being addicted to this site.
>>24149518
waiting for fallout 4
>tfw puke anons found each other and I still can't find a qt crossdresser to blow
JUST
>>24149556
You're in for plenty of disappointment mate.
>>24149556
Senpai just use a vpn and change setting to Australia then buy the game?
>>24149518
Preparing for another day of working for no monetary compensation.
>>24149601
i think steam bans you for that
>>24149615
>banning people for giving them money
Retardation at its finest.
>>24149615
Really? Damn.
>>24149614
That's upsetting anon, what do you work as?
>>24149336
Fuck off then, cunt.
No need to announce your departure, just leave.
>>24149494
what are JAVS?
>>24149674
Oh what a wonderful world awaits you.
>>24149674
japanese porn
>>24149674
Jap prn
>>24149157
I'm 36. When will I "make it"?
>>24149639
it's got something to do with violating terms of service and the like
I want a gf so bad lads desu
>>24149735
some day senpai, some day. Just keep trying, failing and trying again. The world will kill you if you let it senpai.
>>24149698
>Japanese porn's all censored isn't it?
fuck that
>>24149565
What exactly are you "addicted to"?
Finding that one post that makes you feel better about your sad pathetic life?
>>24149773
Try and put yourself out there lad
>>24147474
JD Sports circa 1998
>>24149773
Go to Russia. There gf wants you.
>>24149896
was that really a "in soviet russia" joke in
>2015
>tfw no friends who like footie
>tfw all my friends are "nerds"
>tfw when I ask them if they want to do actual nerd shit they call me a neckbeard.
Why am I so obsessed with girls feet?
I literally cannot get off unless girl feet are involved in some way, WHY?
>tfw no even cares about you...
>>24149920
No. It's true facts, have you not heard of Russian brides? It's a real thing.
>>24150001
i like cute girls feet too
Ordered a pizza but it's stuck on the bank bit. What the fuck am I supposed to do now? It says don't reload the page or exit out.
>>24150087
I have but I thought you were specifically memeing
>>24150001
Because you're a degenerate
>>24149674
>'What are JAVs'
>>24149896
Reddit tier posts
>>24149793
just bee urself
>>24149255
waifu hate
The newest generation of anons is not looking promising desu.
>>24150045
Not even your mum?
My mum is literally the only person who cares about me. And she is the only person I care about.
If not for my mum, God knows what funked up shit I'd have done. I always think about what my mum would think before I do anything crazy.
>>24150201
>funked up
>>24150201
I guess she does yeah :P.
>"I always think about what my mum would think before I do anything crazy"
I know that feel.
>>24150201
>Tfw my mums dead
NEW BRITISH
>>24150332
>>24150332
>>24150332
>>24150282
>:P
out.
>>24150098
reload it or exit out
