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Nosleep edition
20 hours lads
who /preload/ here?
>>24127866
>tfw your only console is a vita
>tfw you bought into /g/ memes
I'm too lazy to reinstall at this point too
>>24127866
like 9 hours or something here, going to try and use a nz proxy to play early
I've only been up for ~12 hours, but it feel like I've been awake for days. Should I just get some coffee or try and sleep?
>>24128120
Is it safe to do that through steam?
>>24128296
I've done it before with no trouble.
going to have one more cup of tea then go to bed.
Lonely at 4am, going to masturbate to some really fucked up shit to help me forget about my pathetic, piece of shit fucked up life.
Colonial here. Should I run away to the motherland?
>>24128496
blow yourself up desu senpai
>>24128496
what type of colonial?
Can a robot become a serial killer? What kinds of people would a robot kill?
>inb4 normies
It's 9/11
Yeeeeeeaahh
I wish the time wasn't publicly visible.
>>24128928
Why? I don't get what's wrong with the time.
Just arrived at wageslavery lads. Woah.
>>24130274
>wageslaving before 5am
Christ mate, what do you do? That sounds like torture
>>24127840
>tfw its chucking it down this morning in glasgow
>Wageslavery at 10
>Haven't slept at all because of anxiety
Can't stand being alive anymore lads, it's too hard.
>>24130623
Yeah Man I think I already got cancer pretty much, having this weird feeling in my kidney area
>>24127840
tired as fuck and my ears are ringing. might head down to 7/11in 40 min when it opens to grab some crisps desu senpai.
i hope it rains today
>>24130653
>>24131043
Post rainy day songs lads~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0auX8L5i4Jw
are we using this edition or is someone going to make a day time edition?
Poleaboo is back from signing in
Work coach still supportive, very short meetings, less than 5 minutes, spend more time waiting to be called up
Doesn't see himself getting a job anytime soon
Peanut butter cornetto are the best lads
>>24134288
why couldn't you have just let this version die so we could make a daytime edition?
>>24134308
Disrespectful to the handful of posters who got in from 6am-9am
only one uni class today from 10 to 10:45 and I'm feeling nauseous just thinking about it
wish me luck lads
well im fucked. i downloaded something bad from mega. im fucked im fucked im fucked.
>>24127840
Went to London yesterday, was a lot lot whiter than I was expecting, was a pleasant suprise.
>>24134398
Police have your laptop?
Anyone know how long they should be keeping hold of it? Say they're only expecting to find some vouyerism and loli
it's kind of weird that there's only about 30 regular posters in britfeel. Always seems like a lot more
It's me again lads
>do hard physical labour
>so tired that i fall asleep for a fraction of a second and my body just wants to drop dead while I work, have to catch myself so that I don't fall on the ground
How is it even physically possible to fall asleep while physically exercising this hard?
Just how much of a subhuman am I?
>>24134446
no one has my computer im just scared that what i downloaded can be tracked or something, fuck im an idiot.
>>24134497
don't worry so much lad. There isn't anything you can do and chances are if you haven't done anything like it before the police will believe it was an accident. That's if they even get involved
>>24134534
im beyond worried at this point, i won't be able to sleep for days. i wish i wasn't so fucking stupid.
>>24134394
leaving now
here's hoping I don't throw up thanks to my anxiety
>sign up for job agencies
>say to them I'm up for anything (just need money for xmas presents to my parents)
>offer me one job I'm far too underqualified for
>no warehouse jobs
>no factory jobs
Why are job agencies so shit?
I heard the OP samefags this thread all day. Is this true?
>>24134613
Look at the bottom of the page and find out
Should have had a full day off today but had to go into just to collect some paperwork I forgot on Friday. An hour on a motorbike in the pissing rain but I'm back with a cup of tea. Comfy af desu lads.
Comfy af
>>24134743
What tea brand you take, nigga?
>>24134809
Yorkshire all the way.
Gonna make a pot of earl grey with lemon after, listen to woman's hour and do lots of college work (I'm a post grad). Being middle class is great
Good morning everyone.
>worked a 6 day week, sometimes 12 hour days
>finally have today off
It is a good feeling.
Been called into work this week instead of being given holiday off after travelling for the company. This has happened before when my boss gave everyone the week off without realising and asked me to give up my week off to do shit.
Turns out they need me in because he's given a woman in our group more days off when everything's falling to shit on the assumption I'd come in and do it.
How do I stop being such a literal wageslave?
>>24134910
HR? Union?
>>24134910
>wagekeked and literally keked by female colleague
Bought a couple of PS4 games with my NEETbux on ebay, thinking of buying something for CEX/Cash Converters while I wait for them to arrive
All my clothes have fallen off the line in the wind and rain and I can't be bothered to go and pick them up. Shirts strewn everywhere in the gatden and I saw a neighbour looking at them.
>>24134906
Nice. Enjoy it lad
>>24134977
What's worse is she's an old autist who's constantly on holiday and constantly moaning about how the men in our dept are treated better than her, despite this not being true since she gets away with shit like this and throws hissy fits regularly.
>>24134417
*Central
>>24135009
how does one get NEETbux anon?
>>24135135
gotta have that workplace equality
>all workers are treated equally
>women are treated more equally than others
>>24135207
Rejecting wageslavery
>>24135232
I believe she also demanded to know everyone's wages once since she thought the men were earning more than her. I don't know what happened there but they did tell her and she shut up after that.
Morning /britfeel/
>>24135260
Please explain anon
>>24135389
It's not hard to get on the dole, even Poles can do it
>>24135389
JSA.
You even from england mate.
>>24135430
im not diasbled or anything so i don't think im able to get straight up cash. maybe just the food money but not real money.
I don't know lads, my course just came home from a study trip and it seems like it was complete shit.
Nothing was planned properly and the tutors were really rude etc.
(from what I hear)
Now we're gonna have a big meeting where everyone has to say whichconcerns they have about the course, and I know for a fact almost half the people are looking into transferring.
I have a lot to say about the course but I don't wanna say mean things to the tutors infront of everyone ;_;
I just wanna switch courses in peace, even tho it's a fucking hassle to try and do that in 2nd year
>>24135596
You're not being mean if what you are saying is the honest to god truth. You are giving fair criticism. They are big boys and girls they should be able to take it.
Really hate myself. Final year of uni and I'm just not getting any work done. Have an assignment due fucking today that I haven't started.
Have two huge assignments due in next week that I haven't started either. Both those assignments are programming ones where the markers look at at how often you make commits, so I've already lost 20% for not starting earlier.
Why am I such a complete fuck up?
>>24134394
back lads
two dreadful things happened
>sitting in class
>teacher calls on me
>mumble incoherently due to anxiety and stammer
>by the grace of god my mumbles sounded like the right answer
>heart was pounding in my chest thinking the teacher would ask me to repeat it
second one
>daydreaming and looking out of window
>"anon?"
>continue daydreaming
>"Anon!"
>snap out of it
>teacher was asking me for answer
>can hear normies giggling
this should be illegal. they should respect me because I have mental illnesses thanks to the fucking normies. Why can't people just leave me alone?
>>24135676
Look, just get it done. Turn your internet off if you have to. I fucked up my last year at uni and now I'm a 27 year old with a shit degree stumbling from one awful job to the next. Don't make the same mistake I did.
Computer just blue screened and is now making a noise like a chainsaw. Welp, she served me well
>>24136170
Hi friend, i'm your 29 year old equivalent. I am currently unemployed but I have so much retail experience that I am sure to be earning minimum wage again soon haha!
I wish I was dead!
>>24136170
This sounds just like me.
>tfw you just spent ten minutes kissing the wall imagining you had pushed your waifu up against it and were passionately kissing her
I like insanity. You guys should try it.
>>24136205
>>24136262
Feels good to relate, new best friends.
Take care of yourselves so that you can do this for 40 more years!
>>24136262
that...that sounds like fun actually
>>24134492
>no one cares about me
>not even britfeel
>>24136284
y-yeah, I need to be in tip top shape when i'm begging for christmas temp jobs every year
>>24136315
Oh believe me it is
feeling the warmth of her lips and the contours of her body against yours. Just thinking about it drives me crazy
>>24136328
>job = normie
>>24136328
It just sounds like you were bored out of your mind. Can cut out even while doing demanding work.
Sorry to hear that anon.
>>24136355
I already hug my bedsheets picturing such things, its really nice but
kissing the wall seems like it would be somehow lewder...in a good way
>>24136408
Oh it is. It's very lewd.
>>24136170
>>24136205
Hi friends, I'm your younger equivalent, with just 2 jobs under my belt! Sure is fun trying to get a job with only 2 previous jobs!
>>24136355
>You then come to your senses and realise you're pressed up against a cold hard flat surface incapable of love, as if it's some metaphor for your life, devoid of all meaning and movement without her
>>24136356
>grass is always greener on the other side
>>24136487
Don't worry pal, soon you'll have a new job every 3 months like me.
Each time you'll say this is the one, this time I'll stick it out and get financially sound, and every time you'll just stop going in because you can't face the fact that this is your life.
>>24136356
>an uncircumcised NEET having large amounts of sex and social life qualifies as robot
>>24136529
Why emphasise the uncircumcised when in the UK it is the norm to be uncircumcised
>>24136508
Like I said, I have embraced insanity instead of teetering on the edge waiting for someone to pull me into the realm of the normies.
>>24136519
I leave jobs after about 8 months simply because I get bored of them.
But at the moment, I'm in such a need for money that I don't care what I get and yet I still can't get anything after 3 months of joblessness.
I rekt myself
>>24136584
You need to lie about why you left m8, say you traveled. Learn some of a language of the place you pretend you went to, just in case.
My CV is fucking full of lies. If I was honest and said "I have had to quit two jobs because my colitis was so bad, it just turns up one day and leaves me housebound for a month and could happen at any time again" I would never work again.
good morning /britfeel/, feel kinda shit today
>>24136648
Tell us about it lad~
seriosuy desu senpai
I need to watch Winnie the Pooh or i'm going to top myself. Feel rotten today desu.
>>24136628
What sort of simple lies can I put on my CV to make it more appealing?
I've decided that the NHS have no clue what to do with the less major chronic diseases. I've had an irritating rash pop up every few weeks that covers everything neck-down, if left untreated, for over a year now. They said it was fungal (even though it's happened for a while now) and made me pay 8GBP for antifungal cream that didn't work. They also said I may have diabeetus even though I don't show any other symptoms. Steroid cream obviously works but it's dangerous. I'm going for private healthcare when I can afford it.
>>24136665
I'm a lonely crazy desperate fuck who never leaves his house because I'm scared of people yet for some reason I want someone to love and be loved by so badly so I'm all sorts of fucked up.
>>24136762
what was your childhood like
>>24136741
>i went traveling
>i did volunteer work (get friend or relative to back this up)
>better school results
>pretend to have normie interests
>>24136777
had love from both parents, was bullied a fair bit at school
This thread is making me remember childhood stuff
>dad was serial cheat who I watched drive off when I was 3 and never came back
>used to have panic attacks in the car if my mum went into a shop or something worried that she would never come back
I didn't have a chance from the start, I think I was born an anxious piece of shit.
>>24136823
That is kind of understandable though, its not an attribute of you but one you acquired through your environment, anyone would be anxious with their parents having problems like that.
Acicdentally punched myself in the nose. Hurts like hell.
>>24136854
blame it on a nigger getting to you, get a random nigger arrested
>>24136862
>"ARE YOU DIZZY BLUD, OI NEVA TOUCHED IM AND TING!!!!"
>you stand in the background smiling and are given a lollipop from a female police officer for being brave
Great idea.
I think I win when it comes to fucked up childhoods~
>parents always fighting and daddy always leaving and coming back months later
>daddy gets cancer and dies
>never told him that I love him or took an interest in him. Still regret it now
>mummy treats older half-brothers and my sisters better than me
>daddy's family doesn't acknowledge me as his son.
>daddy pressured me a lot since I am the last male who can pass on family name
>was raped when I was a child
>bullied throughout my entire life
>very few friends and those I did make all left me in the end
>had a stroke when I was young and while I'm not visibly fucked up I have problems with co-ordination and balance from time to time
>cannot drive a car because of this
>family is very poor
what do I win?
>living life on easy mode somehow, everything I do just seems to have come right that past year, have become exceedingly lucky by being in the right place, the right time a spooky amount of times
Used to be a traditional robot NEET, then somehow this year I've ended up with a fairly new car I won in a competition I didn't even know I entered, a relatively well paying job that's easy mode to do with flexible hours I accidently gained by drunkenly talking to a dude on a night out and becoming his friend as he was hiring, stumbling into a girlfriend with exactly the same interests as me at a party I only went into so I could take a shit after a dodgy kebab, and an amazingly good deal on a rented two bed, which works out to 390 a month for a big city I got just because they fucked up the paperwork and gave me a 12 month lease but only charged me for a 6 month if I paid in advance
>>24136927
Your not a virgin you fucking normie
>>24136927
This rare pepe
>>24136927
Can I have sex with you?
Am i allowed to post here if im a Burger?
(Captcha was about donuts lmao)
>>24136984
I'm not sure desu. I've suppressed the memory so it could have just been sexual assault
>>24136969
You have inspired me, I am going to enter every competition I can find. I need some luck.
>>24137010
No thank you! I'm not interested in sex.
>>24137026
pls let me lose my virginity, I'll jerk you off as well and kiss you
>>24137033
No anon! I'm already taken~
my heart belongs to my waifu!
>come dine with me
>loser beta asks what women want
>they pretend they want shit other than Chad
Fucking hell, do they actually believe this shit? I'm starting to think women genuinely believe they want 'personality'
>>24137066
They do believe that though. Because they don't know what they want.
>>24137017
I was literally gobsmacked, I thought it was some Nigerian email scam when I got the email but I thought what the hell, called the company and it was some company that sells cars after someone has leased them for 2 or 3 years, and because I was their 10,000th follower, I won the car
Telling myself it's not going to happen a week later a flat bed tow truck arrives dropping off a VW polo
Mum nearly fainted
>>24137049
Well I can't mess up love and since you're taken, I'm not into moving into ruin things. Especially a love so pure as yours.
>>24137049
You have piqued my interest. What do you do with your waifu?
>tfw want to draw ass-shots
>can't get the perspective right
>can't find any good references
all I want to do is draw my waifu's ass in some spats
>>24128324
That was me going to sleep
and this is me getting up
>tfw have class in 40 minutes
Really don't feel up to it, lads. Been skipping most of them for the last fortnight.
>>24137125
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/?tags=spats+ass&commit=Search
>>24137123
We do lots of things!
Sometimes I'll lie in bed with her and play some vidya
Sometimes we'll go clothes shopping and she'll tell me what looks good on me
Sometimes we'll go to the library and she'll encourage me to study
Sometimes I'll let her be lazy and cook her a delicious meal
And sometimes, when the sun's set and the mood is perfect we'llhold hands
>>24137141
You should go anon! If you keep skipping it will only get harder and harder to go back~ Best to break the habit while you still can~
>>24137166
I don't know why I didn't think of that earlier, aha~ Thank you anon!
>>24137169
What the hell? In all seriousness, that sounds absolutely fuckingwonderful
Nothing to do now except sit and rock back and forth.
>>24137128
Was that a nice 8 hour sleep, anon?
>>24137218
It is! You should get a waifu anon~ They're kind, understanding, polite and lovely! You don't have to deal with all of the problems of 3DPD such as 'muh feminism' and 'muh moodswings.'
Waifus are better in every way~
>>24137169
Wow, people with waifaus or whatever the fuck you call them need to leave
>>24137277
it was pretty comfy, don't remember dreaming of anything. woke up having slept just the right amount.
only issue is
>>24137256
>>24136969
>ended up with a fairly new car I won in a competition I didn't even know I entered
Are you sure the car isn't haunted/possessed?
Lads I skived college today and have done nothing but sleep. What a waste of a sick day.
not even left bed yet
>immigration is a good idea
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-34764024
>>24137380
did you hear what happened in Sweden?
Two girls were raped by immigrants and the school won't let the girls withdraw from the school. The school have the excuse "boys will be boys."
>>24137413
SWEDEN, YES!
YES!
>>24137380
>only immigrants commit crime
Why don't you fuck off back to >>>/pol/?
Feel like shit, just want to die
But Tesco near me is 24h so will drive over tonight for dat Fallout
>see advert for toffifee
>it claims there is so much fun with them
>buy some
>eat a few
>pretty nice
>still want to die
Can I get a refund?
Poleaboo decided to go into town, browse vidya, spend of that money the wageslaves gave him
It was raining, the insides of his shoes became wet. He couldn't return to GAME, so he checked out the limited selection at CEX & Cash Converters, nothing interested him or was cheap enough to tempt him.
There's a sixth form nearby, upset him to see the young females, especially the ones around boys. Saw one qt on her own, eating a sandwich while hiding from the rain, he wondered if he was 7 years younger he'd have a chance with her if he'd approach her and offered company, maybe she was lonely and friendless too?
Must have seen 100 18-40 year old males (near exclusively white), good to see the other NEETs have no shame in proudly romping through town. Town has 20% unemployment or something, no shame in poleaboos situation at all.
Spotted 3 job adverts in shop windows.
>A small phone repair shop
>CEX (Xmas vacancy)
>Estate Agents
General issue is anxiety, can't walk in and ask about the vacancy, don't know what to say and can't even visualise a scenario where I am given the job.
>>24137456
>>24137512
this "I want to die" mindset is not healthy! Try smiling anon!
>>24137427
Now thats what i call Edge
Edge
D
G
E
life is a load of bullshit lads, just want to end it all right now
I just bought some ground Guarana. Anyone know how I can smoke this. Doesnt seem to light, even when I mix it with smokable.
today isnt a good day
its cold and miserable and i woke up late
>>24136541
Because a curcumcused neet is still worse
>>24137413
Got link to article?
>>24137615
Why would you smoke it?
>>24137595
Those reactions were priceless, that lil nigga went zooming across the map
>>24137572
Have you ever tried writing down everything you'd say in an interview or social interaction?
>>24137413
Sweden is so fucked. That country is going to implode. look there for what future awaits the UK.
>>24137615
Is Guarana smokeable?
We have it as a soda flavour here in my country.
>>24137413
Sweden is a sad joke.
>need dumpy
>go to toilet
>straining a lot
>break out in a sweat
>blood on toilet paper
who else /dying/?
>>24137672
Yeah, nothing comes to mind, I struggle to get 20 words and it's never anything I'm comfortable saying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44vzMNG2fZc
Well worth watching. Just a taste of things to come for the UK.
>>24137585
ok I am smiling, I will keep it on my face for about ten minutes and get back to you
>>24137644
http://www.expressen.se/kvallsposten/misstankt-valdtakt-pa-skolgard-i-alvesta/
http://www.aftonbladet.se/senastenytt/ttnyheter/inrikes/article21713486.ab
http://www.smp.se/alvesta/foraldrar-oroliga-efter-overgrepp-pa-skolgard/
all in swedish. I only know because some swedes were talking about it on another forum I use
>>24137774
How about you take it to /pol/
Why do you even come here?
>>24137774
I speak Swedish, will try to summarise if you guys want?
>>24137795
>I hate facts
It's you that should leave, not him.
>>24137735
Been happening to me since I was 12, try a better diet.
>>24137795
We're just discussing something that happened in the news.
Let me guess, next time someone posts about vidya you'll tell them to go to /v/?
>>24137811
>"him"
k
hey lads, potatofriend
went to get coffee and frozen yogurt and realized how painfully uninteresting I am. It wasn't a slow realization, just a sudden revelation that in my daily grind of Uni and part-time work I have no one to share any thoughts with, no parties to look forward to, and no firm opinions about anything besides a general disdain.
does anyone know how to become more interesting?
>>24137838
I am a him
>>24137844
Kill yourself in a unique way.
>>24137856
thanks chap.
Why the fuck does everyone on just eat have a minimum spend of 10 quid. Pissing me off.
I just want maybe a burger for lunch. Not 10 quid worth of fucking food.
>>24137844
take up a hobby. art, drawing, exercising.
>>24137757
>literal hordes of immigrants
>raping and looting on their way here
>you get thrown in jail if you fight back
t-thanks
some utter moron I work with said apes are more intelligent than humans. what a fucking idiot.
>>24137810
Apparently according to Aftonbladet the case has been whittled down to having only one perpetrator, because they were both 10 years old they're not going to press charges against the rapist because apparently he was too young to know what he was doing, therefore he can't be held criminally accountable. They spouted some shit about jamariga which essentially means they were equal age, don't really understand how they're using that as an excuse but whatever.
>>24137878
Did your /pol/ thread not get any replies or something?
>>24137585
Ok, I smiled for ten minutes. I feel pretty much the same, except my face feels really weird now.
>>24137875
Just eat is for normies with friends. get your sorry arse to the kebab shop or McD's
>>24137938
Only reason I'm ordering today is because I can't be bothered to leave the house.
>>24137898
Sweden is handing girls to pakis on a literal plate.
It boggles the mind, at least the rape gangs that pop up here get dealt with.
going to enjoy myself tbqhwyl
>>24137983
>those graphics
>>24137991
yeah it's not a pretty game at all
>>24137620
and people are like ''oh I love autumn''
wish I lived in England.
like how is a human being meant to be happy and have a positive reaction to waking up to this?
As apposed to a warm gold sunrise.
>>24137901
Oh fuck off, give a damn about what happens to your country for once in your life.
>>24138026
Mate, fuck off to /pol/
Guys do I make a qt girl or go with a guy?
I wish pakis didn't exist.
I wish bigots didn't exist
>>24138091
Paki detected, you're not allowed in here.
>>24138070
Go with a qt girl. The role playing in 4 is pretty shit.
>>24138026
>responding to the one butthurt paki that comes here every day
Just ignore it mate.
>>24138096
kek
What are you going to do about it?
>>24138119
Don't make me put bacon in the halal foods section of Tesco, you cheeky tosser.
>>24138116
>t-t-there's only 1 paki in muh sekrit club!
>>24138026
I'll wank my tiny white cock to the thought of all the native white British girls, willingly giving their pussy up to brown immigrant cock.
>>24137983
Why wouldn't someone fix that window? I mean its Boston, it isn't near the equator.
They could have replaced it with a board or a piece of sheet metal in the past couple hundred years, you would think.
They had the time to fix the power lines and set up electricity outside, but didn't care to seal the gigantic hole in their window?
Look at how broken and cool it is! I set up all these guns on my wall, but I cant properly close my drawers or fix my broken window! SO COOL! ITS THE APOCALYPSE GUISE!
>>24138131
Do you want an upboat?
I bought a watch..
still miserable inside.
Anybody on /britfeel/ feeling alright?
Have a lot of shit going on right now and the next few weeks are gonna be really hard for me, but you know what? It's gonna be okay.
>>24138148
yeah I'm sure he can just give autoglass a bell and have them pop over to fix it
not like it's a post-apocalyptic wasteland
>>24138170
Nice one, now chavs will rob that instead of your phone!
>>24138170
Fuck I want that watch. So I can sell it.
>>24137757
Its like a zombie invasion, holy fuck
>>24138170
there is literally no reason to wear a watch that ugly
>>24138170
I can feel the waste of money and buyers remorse through my monitor.
>tfw just had to explain to work why I missed their phone call
>I was still in bed
>they called me at 1pm
>>24138185
>a post-apocalyptic wasteland
I CANT FIND ANY SCRAP METAL! OH FUCK!
I CANT CLOSE MY DRAWERS! THERE'S NO TIME! I HAVE TO NEATLY ORGANIZE MY WALL GUNZ!
>>24138202
You're wearing a Casio right?
How does my build look lads?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-34764730
This is it lads we're finally getting out of the EU. They're gonna blow that tunnel up and sink Jersey.
>>24138269
fedora/10
>>24138269
>1 INT
HATE NEWSPAPERS!
>>24138266
I can afford a mobile, literally no reason to wear a watch.
>>24138269
Looks fucking awful.
For a start there are bobbleheads that give you +1 to each stat,
>>24137844
Find out what people are interested in nowadays and memorize all you can about those subjects and the comments people have on them.
Works for me, kinda.
Dirty smelly sandniggers get off my board
Stop ruining Britain
>>24138306
wow you're so mean, please do not bully
>>24138371
He's right though, it's a shit build.
>>24138382
my life is falling apart right now
>>24138397
Just play your glitchy over-expensive Bethesda game. And wonder where it went all wrong.
>>24138269
>fallout
shit already
>>24137844
What's your living situation like? Surely you must of made some friends with people you lived with in the first year?
If not just join some societies or sports clubs.
>>24138330
I do a similar thing.
I don't watch football but every month, i'll look at the table and shit so I can pretend to know what I'm talking about. Right now it's just saying 'haha chelsea'. Makes all the normies think I'm actually into the footy when the reality is I can't even name any players.
>>24137757
And this is why I like tonnes of Polish people being here. If I could swap every muslim in this country for 5 white Eastern European immigrants, I would.
>>24138423
Just watch football you little fag.
In bed with a can of mango juice, a packet of cookie and cream kitkats, watching it crowd.
>>24138465
Fuck off m8. It's boring to watch.
>>24138423
Let them know that tactically, alex Neil is superb and the way he switched up his team to best Swansea on saturday showed his great nous and flexibility. He is the next matt busby, and from the same town too.
>>24138504
>narrich fans
>letting poocastle score 6
>>24138540
Individually, Norwich have the worst defenders in the league so that will happen from time to time.
My normiebook folder is coming along nicely lads
>>24138504
He's too hard headed to ever make it in a really big team. He can bully Norwich, fine, they're losers. If he went to manage Real Madrid all of the top ballerinas would lose their shit and start not playing on purpose.
>>24138424
>And this is why I like tonnes of Polish people being here
Me too, I also don't mind the Romanians.
When people moan about immigrants they always seem to be talking about Eastern Europeans, at least the people I know do. I really don't care how many of them come here. It's the Pakis, niggers and muslims I cant stand.
They're all like yeah we should leave the EU. I think that would just mean less of the good immigrants, white Christian/Cathloic Europeans, and more third world shit stain Muslims would come here instead.
>>24138423
I work as a programmer so I get to wear a headphone most of the time and pretend I'm not aware of my surroundings. In my previous job I didn't even tried talking to my coworkers. For some reason they decided to pick on me ('cause I was different I guess) to the point everything I said was becoming inside jokes (muh autism). It was fucking hell, mates.
I was fired after a couple of years and started working for another company except this time I tried really hard to interact with the normies. If I knew there was gonna me a huge football game or something I watched commentaries and spew that shit I heard right back into the normies ears and they loved it. I do it to this day and although I still don't have any friends it made my wageslavery much easier. It's like I'm sneaking my way through normieland every day.
>>24138597
It absolutely would, we'd just have more Muslim immigrants and less Christian ones. Romania is the most Christian country in Europe.
>>24138562
He's an incredibly intelligent man and this is only his second job in management. How do you know he won't mellow and adapt in the future? You manage what's in front of you the best you can.
>>24138597
Romanians are scum, but I'm all for the polish coming here.
Lads, I finally moved out and I'm at my first hurdle. How the fuck do I strip a wire? Do I need a special tool for it?
>>24138424
>>24138597
>go to local tesco for weekly shop
>Polish everywhere
>go to local town centre
>no Polish
Do they just like Tesco or something?
>>24138552
Japanese girls post upskirts of themselves on Facebook?
>>24138645
Get a pair of pliers
>>24138643
I've spent a while in Romania and it's the Southern that are scum. Northern Romanians are nice people, but people from Bucharest are the ones that are complete dicks. If you meet a Romanian from Cluj, they're likely to be nice.
>>24138645
It's easiest with wire cutters, yeah. Just gotta apply enough force to cut into the plastic then pull towards the end of the wire. EZ m8.
>>24138654
They're protecting it from the halal protesters trying to take away the bacon. You should thank them next time.
Welp, lunch break is almost over lads. Back to the wagekeking grind.
I just ate a whole bag of Kinder choco-bons and I just realized they expired on the 6th of September. Just fuck my shit up
>>24138552
Freak..
Muted, fuck t h e robot.
>>24138645
you can do it with just a blade.
just twist it around the outer wide cover till it cuts through, but not enough to cut the copper wires, or internal wires if theres more than one like a power cable.
twist the copper wires to give it strength so they don't frey
>>24138686
Best before dates don't mean anything. Especially on something like chocolate.
>>24138702
Thats good, they did taste ok
>>24138645
you can do it with a sharp knife. fold the wire where you want to cut, then lightly cut around the bend to wire and the plastic should slide off
>>24138675
>he doesn't take a 2 hour lunch break
Lad.......
>>24138645
If you're not a qualified electrician (you're not) then stop whatever it is you're trying to do and get a professional.
You'll end up blowing yourself up or knocking out the power for the whole county.
If I told my employer I had IBS would I be able to spend ages in the toilet every day?
>>24138774
You'd need a doctors note.
whats everyone doing right now
>>24138702
Eating food past its use by date is suicide.
Best before dates are a cop out, but generally you should avoid eating it. Chocolate being a dairy product is greatly affected, not sure what you're talking about there.
>>24138761
Don't be such a soft cunt, I bet you pay a garage to change your car headlights instead of doing it yourself.
>>24137572
Getting serious Elliot Rodger vibes from this guy
>>24138702
This.
It's 'Use By' dates you should pay more attention too.
>>24138782
Designing a newsletter for a children's charity.
Posting here.
>>24137572
>where I am given the job
>I
>>24137572
>he wondered if he was 7 years younger he'd have a chance with her if he'd approach her and offered company,
This delusion. Amazing, holy fuck.
>>24138784
Chocolate is absolutely fine 2-3 monhs after. Calling it a dairy product is pushing it a bit
>>24138782
playing fm just like every other day
Couldn't Poleaboo's friend update his blog for him?
>>24138761
I'm just trying to hook up my speakers, calm down mate
>>24138784
Chocolate doesn't really go mouldly though, it just blooms which is cocoa butter coming to the surface, completely harmless. I read it in one of those horrible history type books about chocolate.
>>24138782
Standing in the garage at work having a smoke, its raining and I've got nothing to do. Already slept for 2 hours and now I'm wide awake.
>>24138148
Because Bethesda are hacks that do not take logic or any attention to detail into account when developing their ebin worlds
>>24138870
Are you having a laugh? Stale chocolate tastes rank.
>>24138809
phone repair might be a good gig the chance of them checking your record is pretty low
>>24138782
watching women playfight
>>24138782
applying for jobs. It's so easy nowadays, just email CV to everything
>>24138782
trying to write my personal statement about why I should be picked as a volunteer to teach english in china
>>24138911
What about your covering letter?
Give me the template.
just noticed a squished slug on the floor, pretty grim stuff
>>24138782
Torrenting fallout 4.
Thinking what to have for breakfast.
>>24138911
even stuff youre not qualified for?
>>24138782
Talking to a girl I just met last night
>>24138961
I like to leave fruit outside overnight so it attracts loads of slugs, then I pour a ring of salt around them so they have no choice but to kill themselves.
>>24139000
Where did you meet her?
What are you talking about?
>>24138960
I tend to only do covering letters for higher paid jobs (which I never get)
>>24138992
Nah, if it clearly says that it needs a qualification that I don't have I just don't bother with it
>>24138992
>decide to look up reviews for fallout 4
>ign give it 9.5
>0.5 away from perfect
>they mention game freezes, severe slowdown from the supposed 30fps from just walking around and bugs where quests cannot begin or end
>it looks exactly the same as Skyrim and they haven't fixed any of the engine
I hate games journalism, I would fucking love to be able to read honest, non-biased or paid for reviews.
>>24127840
>Grandfather was a factory worker
>Grandmother was a housewife
>Lived in London
>bought a 2 bedroom flat with his factory wages
>died earlier this year
>Sale has gone through
>each of the 4 children received 260,000 from proceeds.
>>24139024
if they did those kind of reviews they wouldn't get any free stuff or companies using their site to advertise
>>24139008
Nice. Fuck 'em. Filthy creatures.
Stripped the wire lads, couldnt find pliers or anything so I used my mouth and bit it off like some sort of animal
so far a pretty unimpressive game, this was to be expected though
Reckon its worth travelling for 2 hours to fuck a chinese woman?
>>24139160
Escort or for free?
>>24139167
Escort
wish i had friends desu
rl ones
>>24139133
It...maybe its just your computer but it looks barely any different from fallout 3 from 2008
>>24139207
not my pc, it's just how the game looks
>>24139172
Too far desu.
I don't travel any more than an hour for escorts. Does she have good reviews on ukp?
>>24139160
Yes
Asian escorts are easily the best.
>>24139218
It looks fucking shit, and it's buggy, and boring.
Yet it has 10x more hype than the Witcher 3 got.
>>24139172
You're that desperate to fuck a chink, that you'll pay and travel 2 hours?
>>24139218
It looks like a mod for a god damn game from 8 years ago
That is just tragic
>>24139230
clearly you've never tasted the orient
>>24139229
>>24139235
Put enough money behind a game and the masses will just eat it up, I mean this game in my opinion is worse than FO3, at least you could choose more than 4 dialogue options in that. NV smashes both of them though. This is of course only talking about the 3 most recent games.
>>24139220
Yeah its a bit far but there is literally 0 asian escorts here and if I was to lose my virginity to an escort, I'd atleast want to make it exotic
>>24139230
Most definitely, I'd just have a nice day out in the city too
>>24139268
...how
how many dialogue options are there in 4?
Do I even want to know how retarded this game is?
>>24139024
vidya consumers are idiots who want to be pandered to
give a game someone likes a bad review and readers will leave for a site that gave it a good review
>>24139282
The current state of gaming.
>>24139282
Just think of the Mass Effect dialogue wheel where you only get 4 things to say each time, usually [GOOD] [BAD] [COMPLETE DICK] [LOLSORANDOM]
>>24138892
Phone repair guys are pretty social since phones are cool now, it's like being a mechanic
also, it's normal not to check records
>>24139308
>>24139312
...
Ok there goes any desire to get this game. Even 2 years from now on sales.
>>24139327
I'm hoping someone just ends up making a modded area which gets rid of the dialogue wheel shit and gives us a small story in the world which allows you more than 4 things to say.
It also suffers from you picking something to say, and them saying something different which I absolutely despise.
>>24139269
Oh it's your first time? Then yeah do pick someone you'll like and I wouldn't worry about distance for that. I lost my virginity to an escort too don't regret it one bit as I had a lot of fun.
I did a lot of research though. Spent ages on ukpunting finding one who had positive reviews and I liked the look of. That's my biggest advice to you, go with someone who has a number positive reviews on there. It's not worth going with someone doesn't have any reviews, or mostly negatives for your first time. You want your first experience with an escort and losing your virginity to be a good one. Once you've gone with your first one, you can be a bit more experimental in that regard.
>>24139336
I am just stunned as to how games can devolve so badly.
I mean, 3 looks more advanced than this one in almost every respect, and we all know how 3 was compared to 1/2 in terms of plot and dialogue.
The sheer mental failings and awful design to somehow make a game deliberately with such laziness and outright contempt for the consumer is astonishing.
why do normies walk so fucking slow?
It's even worse when they're in a group and take up the whole pavement. You have to slow your pace down which makes you look like a creepy stalker. Fucking hell I loathe them.
>>24139374
Honestly you've got to remember that the mass majority of people who play games aren't looking for anything special, they would like to shoot up some shit, have a basic story which make them go "fuck yeah" at times or something like that, finish it within a few play sessions and tell their friends about it then move on. So things will be cut down and streamlined to fit that, a nice advertising campaign along with it helps as well because then every one gets nice and hyped.
>>24139408
I can only imagine what places like reddit are like with Fallout 4 right now
>LE TAKE MY MONEY
>GOODBYE SOCIAL LIFE LOL
>MY GF IS LOSING ME 2 FALLOUT XD
You have to choose between killing your son or nuking Boston in Fallout 4
>>24139445
So I went and checked, it's even worse than I thought
>>24139445
>PREORDERS ARE FUCKING BULLSHIT, NEVER PREORDER ANYTHING. IF YOU PREORDER GAMES YOU ARE THE CANCER OF THE INDUSTRY
>OMG FALLOUT 4?!? DAY 1 PREORDER, PLEASE FUCK ME TODD
>>24139269
Is this her? she is available today 160 quid an hour
>>24139445
>>24139476
>>24139477
Well I mean honestly what do you expect, it's reddit after all.
I feel like I'm just playing a mod for FO3 to be honest.
>>24139393
They're pricks mate. It is worse when they think it is a race though.
>walking at my normal pace
>fast
>some girl up ahead
>slowly gaining on her as she trots along at 2mph
>getting ready to over take
>suddenly she picks up the pace
>starts walking much faster but still slightly slower than me
>I'm a foot away from her at this point and very slightly gaining
>too awkward being this close together now so end up crossing the road to walk on that side
It's like, mate, either walk slow and accept when you get overtaken or walk fast in the first place. Don't walk slow as fuck then as soon as I try to come past you start putting some effort in, that just makes everything awkward.
I have no words that do justice to how much I hate everything
>>24139500
No but I'd do her
>>24139511
>le stronk woymen
>>24139500
>an hour
What the hell will you do with the other 58 minutes?
>>24139540
You show her /r9k/ and your frog image folder on your smartphone.
>>24139504
I hate that too. Sometimes it's weird to think that we're considered to be the retards
just cant be fucked to be honest
>>24139476
t-this is a joke, right?
Please take Fallout 4 to /v/. I come here to relax, not be reminded about how Todd is raping my favourite series.
Saving images of cute girls off facebook on my phone, just so I have some pictures to look at in bed when I get lonely.
This is my life now.
>fallout 4 lets you cheat on your romance partners
>people are hailing it as polyamouros relationships
I-if I made a steam, wo-would you guys be my friends?
>>24139500
>airbrushed her face so hard it's almost just a white blob
Made a big cock up in work lads that might cost the company thousands.
Do I own up now and they'll know I've fucked up or wait to see if it is noticed?
>>24139680
you know facebook lets people know when their picture is downloaded right?
>>24139782
fuck off normie shit cunt
>>24139705
yeah sure man
is it wrong to have potato waffles for breakfast?
>>24139704
I was married before the blast in fallout, I'm not going to be touching any one else. I will forever wear my wedding ring.
>>24139786
I'm using greenshot, not the facebook downloadeder or whatever.
>>24139782
own up now, if it will put a dent in the company they will notice eventually, you should own up now
Really stoned and need snacks, what do I get from the Co Op
>>24139827
Of course not, nothing wrong with a Full Irish.
almost night time
i can finally relax
>>24139866
cheers
You have been muted for 1 minute 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>Having life on easy mode
>being a robot
pick one, neets. according to your logic women with a betaproviderkek would be robots too. you aren't true robots and will never be. you're manchildren at best. pussyNIGGAS.
>>24139928
once again, a normie attempts to cause internal strife amongst the robot population.
>>24139971
nice reference my redditor. upvote
>>24139851
It makes me look really bad though and I'm new to the company tbphwy
>>24139928
I don't understand what you were saying because I am white, but ok.
>>24139986
I don't even use reddit
Please just leave if you're trying to ruin the comfiness of the threads
>>24139928
Kind of, women with providers are more like sexbots at that point, literally whoring for their quality of life
>>24139993
Think about it like this, you don't tell them, you get away with it for a week, two weeks, maybe a bit longer, they notice and you're found out to to have tried to sweep it under the rug. How is that going to make you look? Not just for this job (which you'll probably be fired from after they find out you didn't inform any one) but anything in future if they ever find out about what you did?
>>24140002
>I don't understand what you were saying because I am retarded, but ok.
>>24140010
>hur dur i don't use reddit
then it's time for you to leave and go to reddit. Seriously you'd fit right in there. reddit is THE place to post le epic references.
totally got laid the other night boys, I'll greentext
>be sleeping really poorly for about 10 days
>every night wake up from a bad dream
>on tuesday i go to bed at 12 and wake up at 1am from a nightmare
>phone buzzes at that exact minute
>it's a girl i met once at a party
>she asks what i'm up to and if she can come over
there is a god after all
>she gets a taxi over
>have a beer, some shite talk and a joint
>starting to spaghetti
>i think fuck it and say to her 'so do you wanna bang?'
>she looks offended and starts walking out
>says 'only kidding' and jumps on me
>bang for the next 5 hours until i have to go to work
I was a lucky boy desu
>>24140029
You know a lot about reddit amigo
>>24139782
My onee-chan did something like that. Ordered thousands of pounds of the wrong paper. Nothing happened to her since it was an accident and she was fairly new
>tfw split shift
Got to go back and wagekek again soon
>>24140029
If not understanding you makes me a retard, then that is surely what I am.
>>24140042
sorry m8 but this sounds made up
>>24140029
You're beginning to piss me off
What will all the scientists do once we've learned everything about the universe?
>>24140048
so what? Unlike you I'm not a 12 year old tool trying hard to fit in by posting memes he doesn't even understand. I actually know my shit.
>>24140042
That's such low quality bait, i'm really disappointed in you. You really should be doing a better job, that's embarrassing.
>>24140082
take a 15 minute tea break
>>24140075
you'd think so but it really isn't, one of the most random things to ever happen to me
>>24140084
>>24140029
>>24139928
HOLY SHIT THIS DUDE RECKING ONE AFTER ANOTHER
>>24140095
real life is bait now
When is Fallout 4 out?
I might be able to scrape enough cash together to buy a new GPU.
>>24127840
fuck i want a gyro now..............
>>24140084
Please just stop.
All britfeel does these days is make me cry. At least it's nice in the mornings.
>>24140144
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you clicked on a random board and found a random thread and decided to write a blog post about your incredibly normie life.
>>24140151
midnight tonight lad
>>24140190
been on the board since forever mate, literally stopped browsing it for a month and my life increased 100 fold, this is my first post since the start of october
>>24140151
Now if you're not a retard.
>in class
>browsing the boorus for pics of my waifu being lewd
>professor walks past
>"what is that?"
>"I think we should have a talk"
am I fucked lads? What should I say?
My speakers have started crackling.
I wish I had a job.
slags in white jeans arouses me
>>24140377
Tell him it's none of his business
>Tfw parents stuff the fridge with junk food every week
>All my favourite bars like yorkie and wispa
Don't know how I manage to resist it all desu
>just had a peanut butter cake and a pie from home sweet home
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS THE BEST CAKE IVE HAD ALL MY LIFE
Gonna go for their strawberry/candy whatever themed cake next time.
>non-manchester bros are nevergonna taste this
which one of you spergs is this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6bH-aNyqxA
>>24140502
im glad you enjoyed your cake anon
i remember reading about you wanting to get on the other day
>>24137087
more beautiful stories pls
>>24140502
Looks like HomeSweetHome was there a few days ago. Had a cake myself
>>24140465
>in class
what part of this do you not understand
>>24137572
>where I am given the job.
>I
YOU FUCKED UP M8
THE OLD BILL ARE ON THEIR WAY
>>24140084
>I actually know my shit.
Careful lads, he's got a black belt in memejitsu
>>24140611
Then tell him you're sorry and won't take it out again. It still gives him no right to inquire about what you were looking at.
>tfw lonely
unoriginal
>>24140056
>Nothing happened
>she
>>24140663
>IN CLASS
of course he has the right to ask why you're looking at porn, it's his fucking class mate
me and waifu are going for a run.
she's going to benopanto motivate me more
it's great not being single~ I love having someone there for me!
Poleaboo has downloaded DC universe Online for PS4 since it's f2p
Not sure whether to play a male character or female
>>24140737
Poleaboo is going to rison for admitting being online
>>24140666
I'd give you a hug if I could mate.
>>24140506
>Chavs
Not even once
>>24140683
I don't think the porn has anything to do with it
I think he targets me because I am quiet. He lets the normies take selfies and use their phones all the time but the moment I use mine he goes mental. I'm just being bullied again
I broke up with my ex-girl, here's her numberPSYCHE THAT'S THE WRONG NUMBER!
>>24140762
Poleaboo didn't admit anything, just some guy claiming he speaks for him
>>24140506
How did you find me?
>>24140506
Jeremy Kyle making money yelling at aspie's since 2002
>>24140782
I see this myself too. Fucking normies are truly scum.
>>24140794
Ignoring the fact that he's slipped up and referred to himself as 'I' and 'myself' multiple times.
>>24140506
dat ass about 3 minutes in, though
>>24140377
Who is your waifu lad?
>>24140728
It is an amazing feeling. Hope you have had a nice run.
Poleaboo hid two cameras in his sister's bedroom. She exercises in her underwear and watching her do starjumps is the only thing he can get off to anymore
>>24140782
I know teacher's like that mate. They are just pussies can't handle the banter from the normies so take it out on quiet people. You gotta give it back to him mate, give him some banter, tell him to go fuck his mother then he'll stop picking on you. Same as any bully once you give it back to him he'll think twice in the future.
>>24140882
That, or he'll pick on him twice as hard. Only one way to find out.
Does a DBS check just look for criminal activity?
Do things like ER visits from overdoses show up?
There's a cushy job working in a nursery, seems pretty chill.
>>24140827
Are you Irish? There is literally no ass in this vid
>>24140852
Nice to see the lecherous creep is still up to his old tricks. GG
>normal shit every day
>take a shit today
>it's like a lump of clay
>take forever to push it out
>hangs out my ass like a fucking rock climber
>falls in, flush, still clinging to bowl
Jesus christ
Express your opinions lads
>>24140906
They look at this. If the police were informed about it, or you have any cautions they will show up.
>>24140996
I thought pork was forbidden?
>>24140506
That was such a bad day, they edited it to fuck to make me look awful.
>>24140996
Welp, someone got raped.
>>24140996
These pakis.. two of them look wettt behind the ears yet they went home with those birds.
>>24140996
I see not thing wrong with this image, just a couple of english guys and girls on a night out having fun
>message a few girls on okcupid
>none of them reply
>they don't even look at my profile
I am loving these comfy rainy evenings, lads. Can't wait for winter to arrive in full swing.
>>24140996
I guess anyone really can get girls in this day and age
>>24141214
>dat webm
Unf indeed
Winter is best season.
>>24140996
>immigrants stealing your womynz
P-p-p-p-paki's out r-right? m-more memes, that'll show em!
Merry 9/11 day guys
>>24141229
u 12 or suttin blud?
>>24141214
I used to love how comfy it was raining in the evenings especially as there wouldn't be chavs outside causing trouble, but now there are chavs living next door to me and when it rains they stay with all their mates and blast drum and bass so loud the floor literally shakes. They do this everyday when it is raining. Not comfy at all. Feels bad.
>>24140996
Imagine finding out a girl you wanted to date had fucked a paki.
>>24141255
>stealing your women
>Implying I would touch either of those pasty uggos with a barge pole
Fuck this wind, I've got a load of scrap wood outside I was gonna use for the fireplace and it's fucking flying now
>>24141257
12 inches long bb
going for a nap lads
wish me luck
>>24141284
Would be pretty good desu, would mean you could either
>Realise she is disgusting and not worth pursuiing so focus your time elsewhere
or if you still want to bang her
>Realise her standards so low that she's going to be easier than a blind prostitute giving you the go ahead to bang her ASAP
It's a win-win
>>24141299
>fireplace
lmao is this the 1800s or something?fireplaces are patrician t b h
>at college
>lament the death of our civilisation
>so deep in thought forget to revise for further mechanics test
>fail the test
>kicking myself like fuck all day
>sit on my own doing computing coursework
>music and chill
>overhear some girls talking
>"Yeah... I mean it was... pretty big haha"
>"Woow Sarah, really?"
>"Yep."
>"And we hung out the day after."
>"HHHNNNNNNN! I'm so jelly!"
>"I mean, that's awesome. Saturday was mad."
>"Sure was hehehe ;)"
>thinking about how materialistic and fickle they are calms me down and makes me happy again
How was your day, lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5kkmrANDn0
>>24141311
luck
>>24141358
The fuck is a patrician?my house was built in 1840, fireplaces are comfy and I have two of them. I'm not even rich lmao
>>24136262
MOM'S GONNA FREEEEEEEAK
DUDE IM FUCKING BONKERS HAHA
>>24141427
It's a /tv/ meme
Patrician means they agree with your opinion or like the thing you mentioned and there your post is good.
Pleb is the opposite
>>24141427
the opposite of pleb
>tfw cold and lonely
going to get back into bed
>>24141459
>>24141476
I just want to post a picture of a happy asian man, fuck you robot
>>24141427
>>24141459
Patrician were a class of bourgeoisie pseudo nobles that inhabited the cities of medieval Europe.
They often prided themselves in hoarding vast collections of art and wealth in their expensive metropolitan residences.
They were the original middle class. Not kings but individuals who acquired splendid wealth and prestige through canny investments and a keen eye for business.
Tastes being described as patrician predates /tv/.
>>24141330
t. virgin
laughing at you Tbh
>>24141537
>spot the female
Who /50k+perannum/ here?
Feel good man
>>24141537
He's right tho, I wouldn't date a girl who fucked different races, luckily my gf is racist
>>24141616
What job you got bro?
>>24141640
>your girlfriend
Haha
>>24141664
You seem jelly mate, I know it's hard to believe but it's actually possible for someone to be intimate with a female
>>24141214
yeah word, i fuckin hate autumn. the worst season
>>24141657
Logistics manager
>moyes
stay mad moyes
>>24140830
I'm the same personI'm also the drawfag
I did have a nice run~ I can do 5km in 35 minutes now as opposed to 45. And I only had one short break as opposed to the usual 3. Nice to see some improvement!
>>24141683
Jealous of a fat bigoted neckbeard lying on the internet?
Haha nah G, I ain't about that, go sip on some custard you fuckin doughnut
>>24141703
How did you get that? Sounds complicated.
Is it 50k before or after tax?
>>24141723
>bigoted
Being against the destruction of your race is being a bigot now?
>fat neckbeard
Projection
>>24141709
>Chelsea will never sack >mouyes and hire >moyes
Why live
Rate my drawing lads
>>24141716
>I'm the same person
Oh. Ah, well then.
>also the drawfag
You have a nice waifu then drawanon.
Glad your run went well!
>>24141723
>Haha nah G, I ain't about that, go sip on some custard you fuckin doughnut
Are you confused mate? You're talking like an African American. This is britfeel. So either you're in the wrong thread or are suffering an identity crisis.
>>24141750
You draw qt anime ladies a smidge better than you do chairs.
It is a good drawing regardless.
DILEMMA TIME
http://strawpoll.me/5964279
http://strawpoll.me/5964279
http://strawpoll.me/5964279
>>24141725
Extreme OCD and learning on the job
50k before tax plus bonuses if we meet all our KPIs and achieve over 95% shipment on time in the fiscal year
>>24141784
I hate polls where the options are too long and you have to open them instead of just embed
>>24141750
bretty good
I'm guessing you can't draw feet?
Poleaboo got a call back from this job
http://www.jobsite.co.uk/job/live-event-assistant-full-training-provided-954568438
Bit worried, not what what it is, think it might not be the type of simple shit he was after. Woman on the phone said her manager was impressed by poleaboos CV and there are opportunities to progress to management
>>24141750
gr8 m8, I r8 8/8
Poleaboo sucked off a horse
>>24141784
What a strange game, the only winning move is to not play
>>24141775
>You're talking like an African American
What brit calls black people "african americans"?
Out, Amerifat.
>>24141784
Neither.
>tfw I've gone so long without loving human contact that I don't even want it anymore
>>24141734
Yes bruv, seems you're also dumb, you must be of english heritage, ain't no projections here, spittin' truth, if anything its an assumption fuckin speng
>>24141775
Talking like a bredda who don't spend his life on the net, go felch ya nan, dickhead
>>24141854
lmao
Go back to Africa you dumb nigger.
>>24141874
quality post la
>>24141800
That's because it's a scam
They say all shit like that, then get you to work for them for free for a day, then they tell you there isn't even a basic salary it's commission only
>>24141903
If you aren't going to make even the slightest effort to behave like a white man or adopt our customs/culture you don't belong here.
Nothing edgy about that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5CRltYWOUE
>>24139504
>at work
>laughing at this post
>someone asks what I'm laughing at and I read it to them
>"haha where are you reading that"
>o-oh just um f-facebook
http://strawpoll.me/5964423
The real dilemma
>>24141947
yeah, you're right. Found some more info on them.
Sucks the only 2 job offers poleaboo has received in 2 months (ignoring the missed calls and botched interview) have been scams
how many (you)s have you got in this thread?
I'm at a respectable 25
>>24142047
11, just got back from work though, plenty of time to up my shitpost count yet
>>24142047
The other day I got five (you)s from a single post.
Things are really looking up
>>24141950
>a white man
>not british
Why are racist people always so fucking stupid lol
>>24135676
>Have an assignment due fucking today that I haven't started.
Only just started my assignment now lads. Due in at midnight. I'm sweating desu.
Considering stepping out of the house for a day or two, into nature and sleeping outside to sort myself out. How do I not die?
>>24142200
What do you mean? Like living out on the street or woods?
>>24142221
Yeah, just for a night or two, to stargaze and shit and get away from it all.
>>24142245
Bit cold these days ain't it lad? Probably better to do things like that during summer.
>>24137449
Non whites commit crime at much higher rates now fuck off you piece of shit paki scum bag
I mean obviously if you're buying this clip you fucking hate yourself. If you're jerking off to girls humiliating you, you must hate yourself. And it's actually kinda funny because guess what? I hate you too! And today, I'm going to make you hate yourself even more. You might not think that possible, because you hate yourself so much, but trust me, I can make you hate yourself more. I can make you hate your pathetic loser life.Your pathetic dick controls everything that you do. You're a chronic masturbating loser who's life is controlled by his cock.
Do you know how sad that is? You need help, but you won't seek it, because you love this too much. You're in too deep. You don't care about yourself, you only care about your dick. It's the only pleasure in your otherwise worthless existence. And when I tell you how disgusting you are, your cock just twitches and reacts, and you can't stop.If one of you losers ever came up to me in real life I'd spit in your fucking face. This isn't an act, that's really what I'd do because that's honestly what I truly think of you. You're all so fucking pathetic and gross. I don't want you freak anywhere near me. That's why I make these videos and don't ever meet any of you. I don't associate with losers like you.
All you do is jerkoff to hot girls like me, and not girls like me getting fucked, no, you wouldn't like that. You're not normal like that. You jerkoff to my insults, the more I insult you the harder that dick gets, isn't that right? You know how fucked up that is? You realize that's not normal, right? But you know that because here you are jerking off to me calling you a loser and telling you how much I hate you.I think it's good that you have no self esteem, fuck that, you don't need it. You're just a fucking loser. A lonely loser.
>>24142200
Food, warm/dry clothing, shelter, a lighter, a multi tool and the ability to construct a decent fire
>>24142278
I'll bet you don't even have any friends anymore because you spend all your free time jerking off to this fucked up $.h.!.t! Fuck you! I don't care about you, I fucking hate you, and I want you to hate yourself even more. I get you, don't I loser? I know what a jerkoff zombie loser you are, addicted to paying girls, addicted to videos like this. And you know no one wants to fuck you, that's why you resort to videos like this. No one likes you, and why would they? You don't even like yourself. I don't blame you. Fuck you loser
>>24142264
I weren't feeling these feels in the summer, boy. I don't mind the cold.
>>24142278
That's so mean, it isn't sexy at all :(
>tfw want to make a funny post but the thread's going to auto-sage so you have to save it for the next thread
Heinz curry sauce is delicious lads, I highly recommend it
>just bought those 2.5quid jars of western african food
>rice with all them spices and meat and shit
>soup with tripe and other goodies
Hope it's good, the polish ones were heavenly.
>tfw can't draw
threads bollocks
Do I get a new graphics card or a PS4?
the walking dead is bollocks
literally no one has anything interesting to say, pricks
>>24142749
New graphics card. Don't be a peasant
>>24142755
Sure is, it went to shit as soon as they fired based Frank Darabont
I support ethnic integration in this country, I find the minorities work much harder and contribute much more to our culture and economic growth than a lot of people who were born here
>>24142749
Do you like JRPGs or Jap exclusives? Get a PS4, if you to play western shit, get a new gpu
>>24142172
>racist
I haven't got a racist bone in my body.
>>24142858
They work hard when they adapt to our way of life, not the other way around.
I've been robbed three times by niggers.
I've been harassed on the street and was almost mugged just the other day by them.
If the coloureds won't integrate they have to go.
>>24141640
Iktfb
O R I G I N A L
>>24142858
see vid.
>>24137757
learning spanish online
Iearning spanish online
>>24142937
You probably looked at them funny and they could sense you are a weak racist, its human nature for the strong to prey on the weak when they are hungry, next time show them a little respect
How much can I realistically sell this laptop for?
Dell Precision M90, 17inch
It works fine except the screen has a mark in the lower left corner covering about 10 pixels, and there's some kind of dirt or grime on the inside of the LCD panel on the left side.
There's a couple on ebay but they're buy it now and the specs are different.
>>24143049
80-90 quid.
>>24143049
expect around 50 quid
but you probably won't sell find a buyer
>>24143001
Looks like they are just excited to start their new lives
>>24143049
I'll give you 5 squids and a packet of walkers ready salted.
>>24143081
Seems a little low, I know that tablets are all the rage right now but there must still be a market for mobile workstations.
>>24143077
Seems fair, I paid 120 quid for it a few years ago and it's in pretty much the same condition.
>>24143095
excited to start raping white women
>>24143095
particularly what the kgb agent says
>>24143118
I see nothing wrong with stacys being raped.
>>24143116
>years old laptop
>expects to sell it for the price he bought it at
you're deluded
>>24143135
7yo staceys
>>24143045
I was sitting eating an Egg Mcmuffin in McDonalds with a coffee before my driving test.
Two nigger kids were across from me looking at me do questions on my phone.
I ignored it, they continued doing so.
One of them says "Oi senpai, giv us the time?"
So I said "10 o'clock".
Go back to browsing my phone.
It happens again.
"Oi senpai, that's a nice phone haha"
I ignore them.
"Oi senpai don't ignore me, that's a nice phone man come on can I see it?"
I finish my meal and walk out.
They follow me out down the street getting closer and closer until I turn into the test centre.
Man I'm so sick of these subhuman fucks in my country.
They're just the worst.
I'd gladly throw those kids in a gas chamber and their disgusting families too.
new
>>24143160
>>24143160
>24143160
>>24143142
>80 = 120
if this correct, then I am indeed deluded
>>24143154
Yeah the kid thing is pretty fucked up.
But the whole 'they are raping our women' doesn't bother me in the slightest. It's just normies being raped so who cares.
>>24138609
>forcefuly pretending
Damn that must suck. I barely say anything at but still people are nice to me or they just mind their own business....
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