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Nosleep edition
20 hours lads
who /preload/ here?
>>24127866
>tfw your only console is a vita
>tfw you bought into /g/ memes
I'm too lazy to reinstall at this point too
>>24127866
like 9 hours or something here, going to try and use a nz proxy to play early
I've only been up for ~12 hours, but it feel like I've been awake for days. Should I just get some coffee or try and sleep?
>>24128120
Is it safe to do that through steam?
>>24128296
I've done it before with no trouble.
going to have one more cup of tea then go to bed.
Lonely at 4am, going to masturbate to some really fucked up shit to help me forget about my pathetic, piece of shit fucked up life.
Colonial here. Should I run away to the motherland?
>>24128496
blow yourself up desu senpai
>>24128496
what type of colonial?
Can a robot become a serial killer? What kinds of people would a robot kill?
>inb4 normies
It's 9/11
Yeeeeeeaahh
I wish the time wasn't publicly visible.
>>24128928
Why? I don't get what's wrong with the time.
Just arrived at wageslavery lads. Woah.
>>24130274
>wageslaving before 5am
Christ mate, what do you do? That sounds like torture
>>24127840
>tfw its chucking it down this morning in glasgow
>Wageslavery at 10
>Haven't slept at all because of anxiety
Can't stand being alive anymore lads, it's too hard.
>>24130623
Yeah Man I think I already got cancer pretty much, having this weird feeling in my kidney area
>>24127840
tired as fuck and my ears are ringing. might head down to 7/11in 40 min when it opens to grab some crisps desu senpai.
i hope it rains today
>>24130653
>>24131043
Post rainy day songs lads~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0auX8L5i4Jw
are we using this edition or is someone going to make a day time edition?
Poleaboo is back from signing in
Work coach still supportive, very short meetings, less than 5 minutes, spend more time waiting to be called up
Doesn't see himself getting a job anytime soon
Peanut butter cornetto are the best lads
>>24134288
why couldn't you have just let this version die so we could make a daytime edition?
>>24134308
Disrespectful to the handful of posters who got in from 6am-9am
only one uni class today from 10 to 10:45 and I'm feeling nauseous just thinking about it
wish me luck lads
well im fucked. i downloaded something bad from mega. im fucked im fucked im fucked.
>>24127840
Went to London yesterday, was a lot lot whiter than I was expecting, was a pleasant suprise.
>>24134398
Police have your laptop?
Anyone know how long they should be keeping hold of it? Say they're only expecting to find some vouyerism and loli
it's kind of weird that there's only about 30 regular posters in britfeel. Always seems like a lot more
It's me again lads
>do hard physical labour
>so tired that i fall asleep for a fraction of a second and my body just wants to drop dead while I work, have to catch myself so that I don't fall on the ground
How is it even physically possible to fall asleep while physically exercising this hard?
Just how much of a subhuman am I?
>>24134446
no one has my computer im just scared that what i downloaded can be tracked or something, fuck im an idiot.
>>24134497
don't worry so much lad. There isn't anything you can do and chances are if you haven't done anything like it before the police will believe it was an accident. That's if they even get involved
>>24134534
im beyond worried at this point, i won't be able to sleep for days. i wish i wasn't so fucking stupid.
>>24134394
leaving now
here's hoping I don't throw up thanks to my anxiety
>sign up for job agencies
>say to them I'm up for anything (just need money for xmas presents to my parents)
>offer me one job I'm far too underqualified for
>no warehouse jobs
>no factory jobs
Why are job agencies so shit?
I heard the OP samefags this thread all day. Is this true?
>>24134613
Look at the bottom of the page and find out
Should have had a full day off today but had to go into just to collect some paperwork I forgot on Friday. An hour on a motorbike in the pissing rain but I'm back with a cup of tea. Comfy af desu lads.
Comfy af
>>24134743
What tea brand you take, nigga?
>>24134809
Yorkshire all the way.
Gonna make a pot of earl grey with lemon after, listen to woman's hour and do lots of college work (I'm a post grad). Being middle class is great
Good morning everyone.
>worked a 6 day week, sometimes 12 hour days
>finally have today off
It is a good feeling.
Been called into work this week instead of being given holiday off after travelling for the company. This has happened before when my boss gave everyone the week off without realising and asked me to give up my week off to do shit.
Turns out they need me in because he's given a woman in our group more days off when everything's falling to shit on the assumption I'd come in and do it.
How do I stop being such a literal wageslave?
>>24134910
HR? Union?
>>24134910
>wagekeked and literally keked by female colleague
Bought a couple of PS4 games with my NEETbux on ebay, thinking of buying something for CEX/Cash Converters while I wait for them to arrive
All my clothes have fallen off the line in the wind and rain and I can't be bothered to go and pick them up. Shirts strewn everywhere in the gatden and I saw a neighbour looking at them.
>>24134906
Nice. Enjoy it lad
>>24134977
What's worse is she's an old autist who's constantly on holiday and constantly moaning about how the men in our dept are treated better than her, despite this not being true since she gets away with shit like this and throws hissy fits regularly.
>>24134417
*Central
>>24135009
how does one get NEETbux anon?
>>24135135
gotta have that workplace equality
>all workers are treated equally
>women are treated more equally than others
>>24135207
Rejecting wageslavery
>>24135232
I believe she also demanded to know everyone's wages once since she thought the men were earning more than her. I don't know what happened there but they did tell her and she shut up after that.
Morning /britfeel/
>>24135260
Please explain anon
>>24135389
It's not hard to get on the dole, even Poles can do it
>>24135389
JSA.
You even from england mate.
>>24135430
im not diasbled or anything so i don't think im able to get straight up cash. maybe just the food money but not real money.
I don't know lads, my course just came home from a study trip and it seems like it was complete shit.
Nothing was planned properly and the tutors were really rude etc.
(from what I hear)
Now we're gonna have a big meeting where everyone has to say whichconcerns they have about the course, and I know for a fact almost half the people are looking into transferring.
I have a lot to say about the course but I don't wanna say mean things to the tutors infront of everyone ;_;
I just wanna switch courses in peace, even tho it's a fucking hassle to try and do that in 2nd year
>>24135596
You're not being mean if what you are saying is the honest to god truth. You are giving fair criticism. They are big boys and girls they should be able to take it.
Really hate myself. Final year of uni and I'm just not getting any work done. Have an assignment due fucking today that I haven't started.
Have two huge assignments due in next week that I haven't started either. Both those assignments are programming ones where the markers look at at how often you make commits, so I've already lost 20% for not starting earlier.
Why am I such a complete fuck up?
>>24134394
back lads
two dreadful things happened
>sitting in class
>teacher calls on me
>mumble incoherently due to anxiety and stammer
>by the grace of god my mumbles sounded like the right answer
>heart was pounding in my chest thinking the teacher would ask me to repeat it
second one
>daydreaming and looking out of window
>"anon?"
>continue daydreaming
>"Anon!"
>snap out of it
>teacher was asking me for answer
>can hear normies giggling
this should be illegal. they should respect me because I have mental illnesses thanks to the fucking normies. Why can't people just leave me alone?
>>24135676
Look, just get it done. Turn your internet off if you have to. I fucked up my last year at uni and now I'm a 27 year old with a shit degree stumbling from one awful job to the next. Don't make the same mistake I did.
Computer just blue screened and is now making a noise like a chainsaw. Welp, she served me well
>>24136170
Hi friend, i'm your 29 year old equivalent. I am currently unemployed but I have so much retail experience that I am sure to be earning minimum wage again soon haha!
I wish I was dead!
>>24136170
This sounds just like me.
>tfw you just spent ten minutes kissing the wall imagining you had pushed your waifu up against it and were passionately kissing her
I like insanity. You guys should try it.
>>24136205
>>24136262
Feels good to relate, new best friends.
Take care of yourselves so that you can do this for 40 more years!
>>24136262
that...that sounds like fun actually
>>24134492
>no one cares about me
>not even britfeel
>>24136284
y-yeah, I need to be in tip top shape when i'm begging for christmas temp jobs every year
>>24136315
Oh believe me it is
feeling the warmth of her lips and the contours of her body against yours. Just thinking about it drives me crazy
>>24136328
>job = normie
>>24136328
It just sounds like you were bored out of your mind. Can cut out even while doing demanding work.
Sorry to hear that anon.
>>24136355
I already hug my bedsheets picturing such things, its really nice but
kissing the wall seems like it would be somehow lewder...in a good way
>>24136408
Oh it is. It's very lewd.
>>24136170
>>24136205
Hi friends, I'm your younger equivalent, with just 2 jobs under my belt! Sure is fun trying to get a job with only 2 previous jobs!
>>24136355
>You then come to your senses and realise you're pressed up against a cold hard flat surface incapable of love, as if it's some metaphor for your life, devoid of all meaning and movement without her
>>24136356
>grass is always greener on the other side
>>24136487
Don't worry pal, soon you'll have a new job every 3 months like me.
Each time you'll say this is the one, this time I'll stick it out and get financially sound, and every time you'll just stop going in because you can't face the fact that this is your life.
>>24136356
>an uncircumcised NEET having large amounts of sex and social life qualifies as robot
>>24136529
Why emphasise the uncircumcised when in the UK it is the norm to be uncircumcised
>>24136508
Like I said, I have embraced insanity instead of teetering on the edge waiting for someone to pull me into the realm of the normies.
>>24136519
I leave jobs after about 8 months simply because I get bored of them.
But at the moment, I'm in such a need for money that I don't care what I get and yet I still can't get anything after 3 months of joblessness.
I rekt myself
>>24136584
You need to lie about why you left m8, say you traveled. Learn some of a language of the place you pretend you went to, just in case.
My CV is fucking full of lies. If I was honest and said "I have had to quit two jobs because my colitis was so bad, it just turns up one day and leaves me housebound for a month and could happen at any time again" I would never work again.
good morning /britfeel/, feel kinda shit today
>>24136648
Tell us about it lad~
seriosuy desu senpai
I need to watch Winnie the Pooh or i'm going to top myself. Feel rotten today desu.
>>24136628
What sort of simple lies can I put on my CV to make it more appealing?
I've decided that the NHS have no clue what to do with the less major chronic diseases. I've had an irritating rash pop up every few weeks that covers everything neck-down, if left untreated, for over a year now. They said it was fungal (even though it's happened for a while now) and made me pay 8GBP for antifungal cream that didn't work. They also said I may have diabeetus even though I don't show any other symptoms. Steroid cream obviously works but it's dangerous. I'm going for private healthcare when I can afford it.
>>24136665
I'm a lonely crazy desperate fuck who never leaves his house because I'm scared of people yet for some reason I want someone to love and be loved by so badly so I'm all sorts of fucked up.
>>24136762
what was your childhood like
>>24136741
>i went traveling
>i did volunteer work (get friend or relative to back this up)
>better school results
>pretend to have normie interests
>>24136777
had love from both parents, was bullied a fair bit at school
This thread is making me remember childhood stuff
>dad was serial cheat who I watched drive off when I was 3 and never came back
>used to have panic attacks in the car if my mum went into a shop or something worried that she would never come back
I didn't have a chance from the start, I think I was born an anxious piece of shit.
>>24136823
That is kind of understandable though, its not an attribute of you but one you acquired through your environment, anyone would be anxious with their parents having problems like that.
Acicdentally punched myself in the nose. Hurts like hell.
>>24136854
blame it on a nigger getting to you, get a random nigger arrested
>>24136862
>"ARE YOU DIZZY BLUD, OI NEVA TOUCHED IM AND TING!!!!"
>you stand in the background smiling and are given a lollipop from a female police officer for being brave
Great idea.
I think I win when it comes to fucked up childhoods~
>parents always fighting and daddy always leaving and coming back months later
>daddy gets cancer and dies
>never told him that I love him or took an interest in him. Still regret it now
>mummy treats older half-brothers and my sisters better than me
>daddy's family doesn't acknowledge me as his son.
>daddy pressured me a lot since I am the last male who can pass on family name
>was raped when I was a child
>bullied throughout my entire life
>very few friends and those I did make all left me in the end
>had a stroke when I was young and while I'm not visibly fucked up I have problems with co-ordination and balance from time to time
>cannot drive a car because of this
>family is very poor
what do I win?
>living life on easy mode somehow, everything I do just seems to have come right that past year, have become exceedingly lucky by being in the right place, the right time a spooky amount of times
Used to be a traditional robot NEET, then somehow this year I've ended up with a fairly new car I won in a competition I didn't even know I entered, a relatively well paying job that's easy mode to do with flexible hours I accidently gained by drunkenly talking to a dude on a night out and becoming his friend as he was hiring, stumbling into a girlfriend with exactly the same interests as me at a party I only went into so I could take a shit after a dodgy kebab, and an amazingly good deal on a rented two bed, which works out to 390 a month for a big city I got just because they fucked up the paperwork and gave me a 12 month lease but only charged me for a 6 month if I paid in advance
>>24136927
Your not a virgin you fucking normie
>>24136927
This rare pepe
>>24136927
Can I have sex with you?
Am i allowed to post here if im a Burger?
(Captcha was about donuts lmao)
>>24136984
I'm not sure desu. I've suppressed the memory so it could have just been sexual assault
>>24136969
You have inspired me, I am going to enter every competition I can find. I need some luck.
>>24137010
No thank you! I'm not interested in sex.
>>24137026
pls let me lose my virginity, I'll jerk you off as well and kiss you
>>24137033
No anon! I'm already taken~
my heart belongs to my waifu!
>come dine with me
>loser beta asks what women want
>they pretend they want shit other than Chad
Fucking hell, do they actually believe this shit? I'm starting to think women genuinely believe they want 'personality'
>>24137066
They do believe that though. Because they don't know what they want.
>>24137017
I was literally gobsmacked, I thought it was some Nigerian email scam when I got the email but I thought what the hell, called the company and it was some company that sells cars after someone has leased them for 2 or 3 years, and because I was their 10,000th follower, I won the car
Telling myself it's not going to happen a week later a flat bed tow truck arrives dropping off a VW polo
Mum nearly fainted
>>24137049
Well I can't mess up love and since you're taken, I'm not into moving into ruin things. Especially a love so pure as yours.
>>24137049
You have piqued my interest. What do you do with your waifu?
>tfw want to draw ass-shots
>can't get the perspective right
>can't find any good references
all I want to do is draw my waifu's ass in some spats
>>24128324
That was me going to sleep
and this is me getting up
>tfw have class in 40 minutes
Really don't feel up to it, lads. Been skipping most of them for the last fortnight.
>>24137125
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/?tags=spats+ass&commit=Search
>>24137123
We do lots of things!
Sometimes I'll lie in bed with her and play some vidya
Sometimes we'll go clothes shopping and she'll tell me what looks good on me
Sometimes we'll go to the library and she'll encourage me to study
Sometimes I'll let her be lazy and cook her a delicious meal
And sometimes, when the sun's set and the mood is perfect we'llhold hands
>>24137141
You should go anon! If you keep skipping it will only get harder and harder to go back~ Best to break the habit while you still can~
>>24137166
I don't know why I didn't think of that earlier, aha~ Thank you anon!
>>24137169
What the hell? In all seriousness, that sounds absolutely fuckingwonderful
Nothing to do now except sit and rock back and forth.
>>24137128
Was that a nice 8 hour sleep, anon?
>>24137218
It is! You should get a waifu anon~ They're kind, understanding, polite and lovely! You don't have to deal with all of the problems of 3DPD such as 'muh feminism' and 'muh moodswings.'
Waifus are better in every way~
>>24137169
Wow, people with waifaus or whatever the fuck you call them need to leave
>>24137277
it was pretty comfy, don't remember dreaming of anything. woke up having slept just the right amount.
only issue is
>>24137256
>>24136969
>ended up with a fairly new car I won in a competition I didn't even know I entered
Are you sure the car isn't haunted/possessed?
Lads I skived college today and have done nothing but sleep. What a waste of a sick day.
not even left bed yet
>immigration is a good idea
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-34764024
>>24137380
did you hear what happened in Sweden?
Two girls were raped by immigrants and the school won't let the girls withdraw from the school. The school have the excuse "boys will be boys."
>>24137413
SWEDEN, YES!
YES!
>>24137380
>only immigrants commit crime
Why don't you fuck off back to >>>/pol/?
Feel like shit, just want to die
But Tesco near me is 24h so will drive over tonight for dat Fallout
>see advert for toffifee
>it claims there is so much fun with them
>buy some
>eat a few
>pretty nice
>still want to die
Can I get a refund?
Poleaboo decided to go into town, browse vidya, spend of that money the wageslaves gave him
It was raining, the insides of his shoes became wet. He couldn't return to GAME, so he checked out the limited selection at CEX & Cash Converters, nothing interested him or was cheap enough to tempt him.
There's a sixth form nearby, upset him to see the young females, especially the ones around boys. Saw one qt on her own, eating a sandwich while hiding from the rain, he wondered if he was 7 years younger he'd have a chance with her if he'd approach her and offered company, maybe she was lonely and friendless too?
Must have seen 100 18-40 year old males (near exclusively white), good to see the other NEETs have no shame in proudly romping through town. Town has 20% unemployment or something, no shame in poleaboos situation at all.
Spotted 3 job adverts in shop windows.
>A small phone repair shop
>CEX (Xmas vacancy)
>Estate Agents
General issue is anxiety, can't walk in and ask about the vacancy, don't know what to say and can't even visualise a scenario where I am given the job.
>>24137456
>>24137512
this "I want to die" mindset is not healthy! Try smiling anon!
>>24137427
Now thats what i call Edge
Edge
D
G
E
life is a load of bullshit lads, just want to end it all right now
![612C4uEFiQL._SL1024_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/y6NEJGk.jpg "612C4uEFiQL._SL1024_[1].jpg")
I just bought some ground Guarana. Anyone know how I can smoke this. Doesnt seem to light, even when I mix it with smokable.
today isnt a good day
its cold and miserable and i woke up late
>>24136541
Because a curcumcused neet is still worse
>>24137413
Got link to article?
>>24137615
Why would you smoke it?
>>24137595
Those reactions were priceless, that lil nigga went zooming across the map
>>24137572
Have you ever tried writing down everything you'd say in an interview or social interaction?
>>24137413
Sweden is so fucked. That country is going to implode. look there for what future awaits the UK.
>>24137615
Is Guarana smokeable?
We have it as a soda flavour here in my country.
>>24137413
Sweden is a sad joke.
>need dumpy
>go to toilet
>straining a lot
>break out in a sweat
>blood on toilet paper
who else /dying/?
>>24137672
Yeah, nothing comes to mind, I struggle to get 20 words and it's never anything I'm comfortable saying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44vzMNG2fZc
Well worth watching. Just a taste of things to come for the UK.
>>24137585
ok I am smiling, I will keep it on my face for about ten minutes and get back to you
>>24137644
http://www.expressen.se/kvallsposten/misstankt-valdtakt-pa-skolgard-i-alvesta/
http://www.aftonbladet.se/senastenytt/ttnyheter/inrikes/article21713486.ab
http://www.smp.se/alvesta/foraldrar-oroliga-efter-overgrepp-pa-skolgard/
all in swedish. I only know because some swedes were talking about it on another forum I use
>>24137774
How about you take it to /pol/
Why do you even come here?
>>24137774
I speak Swedish, will try to summarise if you guys want?
>>24137795
>I hate facts
It's you that should leave, not him.
>>24137735
Been happening to me since I was 12, try a better diet.
>>24137795
We're just discussing something that happened in the news.
Let me guess, next time someone posts about vidya you'll tell them to go to /v/?
>>24137811
>"him"
k
hey lads, potatofriend
went to get coffee and frozen yogurt and realized how painfully uninteresting I am. It wasn't a slow realization, just a sudden revelation that in my daily grind of Uni and part-time work I have no one to share any thoughts with, no parties to look forward to, and no firm opinions about anything besides a general disdain.
does anyone know how to become more interesting?
>>24137838
I am a him
>>24137844
Kill yourself in a unique way.
>>24137856
thanks chap.
Why the fuck does everyone on just eat have a minimum spend of 10 quid. Pissing me off.
I just want maybe a burger for lunch. Not 10 quid worth of fucking food.
>>24137844
take up a hobby. art, drawing, exercising.
>>24137757
>literal hordes of immigrants
>raping and looting on their way here
>you get thrown in jail if you fight back
t-thanks
some utter moron I work with said apes are more intelligent than humans. what a fucking idiot.
>>24137810
Apparently according to Aftonbladet the case has been whittled down to having only one perpetrator, because they were both 10 years old they're not going to press charges against the rapist because apparently he was too young to know what he was doing, therefore he can't be held criminally accountable. They spouted some shit about jamariga which essentially means they were equal age, don't really understand how they're using that as an excuse but whatever.
>>24137878
Did your /pol/ thread not get any replies or something?
>>24137585
Ok, I smiled for ten minutes. I feel pretty much the same, except my face feels really weird now.
>>24137875
Just eat is for normies with friends. get your sorry arse to the kebab shop or McD's
>>24137938
Only reason I'm ordering today is because I can't be bothered to leave the house.
>>24137898
Sweden is handing girls to pakis on a literal plate.
It boggles the mind, at least the rape gangs that pop up here get dealt with.
going to enjoy myself tbqhwyl
>>24137983
>those graphics
>>24137991
yeah it's not a pretty game at all
>>24137620
and people are like ''oh I love autumn''
wish I lived in England.
like how is a human being meant to be happy and have a positive reaction to waking up to this?
As apposed to a warm gold sunrise.
>>24137901
Oh fuck off, give a damn about what happens to your country for once in your life.
>>24138026
Mate, fuck off to /pol/
Guys do I make a qt girl or go with a guy?
I wish pakis didn't exist.
I wish bigots didn't exist
>>24138091
Paki detected, you're not allowed in here.
>>24138070
Go with a qt girl. The role playing in 4 is pretty shit.
>>24138026
>responding to the one butthurt paki that comes here every day
Just ignore it mate.
>>24138096
kek
What are you going to do about it?
>>24138119
Don't make me put bacon in the halal foods section of Tesco, you cheeky tosser.
>>24138116
>t-t-there's only 1 paki in muh sekrit club!
>>24138026
I'll wank my tiny white cock to the thought of all the native white British girls, willingly giving their pussy up to brown immigrant cock.
>>24137983
Why wouldn't someone fix that window? I mean its Boston, it isn't near the equator.
They could have replaced it with a board or a piece of sheet metal in the past couple hundred years, you would think.
They had the time to fix the power lines and set up electricity outside, but didn't care to seal the gigantic hole in their window?
Look at how broken and cool it is! I set up all these guns on my wall, but I cant properly close my drawers or fix my broken window! SO COOL! ITS THE APOCALYPSE GUISE!
>>24138131
Do you want an upboat?
I bought a watch..
still miserable inside.
Anybody on /britfeel/ feeling alright?
Have a lot of shit going on right now and the next few weeks are gonna be really hard for me, but you know what? It's gonna be okay.
>>24138148
yeah I'm sure he can just give autoglass a bell and have them pop over to fix it
not like it's a post-apocalyptic wasteland
>>24138170
Nice one, now chavs will rob that instead of your phone!
>>24138170
Fuck I want that watch. So I can sell it.
>>24137757
Its like a zombie invasion, holy fuck
>>24138170
there is literally no reason to wear a watch that ugly
>>24138170
I can feel the waste of money and buyers remorse through my monitor.
>tfw just had to explain to work why I missed their phone call
>I was still in bed
>they called me at 1pm
>>24138185
>a post-apocalyptic wasteland
I CANT FIND ANY SCRAP METAL! OH FUCK!
I CANT CLOSE MY DRAWERS! THERE'S NO TIME! I HAVE TO NEATLY ORGANIZE MY WALL GUNZ!
>>24138202
You're wearing a Casio right?
How does my build look lads?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-34764730
This is it lads we're finally getting out of the EU. They're gonna blow that tunnel up and sink Jersey.
>>24138269
fedora/10
>>24138269
>1 INT
HATE NEWSPAPERS!
>>24138266
I can afford a mobile, literally no reason to wear a watch.
>>24138269
Looks fucking awful.
For a start there are bobbleheads that give you +1 to each stat,
>>24137844
Find out what people are interested in nowadays and memorize all you can about those subjects and the comments people have on them.
Works for me, kinda.
Dirty smelly sandniggers get off my board
Stop ruining Britain
>>24138306
wow you're so mean, please do not bully
>>24138371
He's right though, it's a shit build.
>>24138382
my life is falling apart right now
>>24138397
Just play your glitchy over-expensive Bethesda game. And wonder where it went all wrong.
>>24138269
>fallout
shit already
>>24137844
What's your living situation like? Surely you must of made some friends with people you lived with in the first year?
If not just join some societies or sports clubs.
>>24138330
I do a similar thing.
I don't watch football but every month, i'll look at the table and shit so I can pretend to know what I'm talking about. Right now it's just saying 'haha chelsea'. Makes all the normies think I'm actually into the footy when the reality is I can't even name any players.
>>24137757
And this is why I like tonnes of Polish people being here. If I could swap every muslim in this country for 5 white Eastern European immigrants, I would.
>>24138423
Just watch football you little fag.
In bed with a can of mango juice, a packet of cookie and cream kitkats, watching it crowd.
>>24138465
Fuck off m8. It's boring to watch.
>>24138423
Let them know that tactically, alex Neil is superb and the way he switched up his team to best Swansea on saturday showed his great nous and flexibility. He is the next matt busby, and from the same town too.
>>24138504
>narrich fans
>letting poocastle score 6
>>24138540
Individually, Norwich have the worst defenders in the league so that will happen from time to time.
My normiebook folder is coming along nicely lads
>>24138504
He's too hard headed to ever make it in a really big team. He can bully Norwich, fine, they're losers. If he went to manage Real Madrid all of the top ballerinas would lose their shit and start not playing on purpose.
>>24138424
>And this is why I like tonnes of Polish people being here
Me too, I also don't mind the Romanians.
When people moan about immigrants they always seem to be talking about Eastern Europeans, at least the people I know do. I really don't care how many of them come here. It's the Pakis, niggers and muslims I cant stand.
They're all like yeah we should leave the EU. I think that would just mean less of the good immigrants, white Christian/Cathloic Europeans, and more third world shit stain Muslims would come here instead.
>>24138423
I work as a programmer so I get to wear a headphone most of the time and pretend I'm not aware of my surroundings. In my previous job I didn't even tried talking to my coworkers. For some reason they decided to pick on me ('cause I was different I guess) to the point everything I said was becoming inside jokes (muh autism). It was fucking hell, mates.
I was fired after a couple of years and started working for another company except this time I tried really hard to interact with the normies. If I knew there was gonna me a huge football game or something I watched commentaries and spew that shit I heard right back into the normies ears and they loved it. I do it to this day and although I still don't have any friends it made my wageslavery much easier. It's like I'm sneaking my way through normieland every day.
>>24138597
It absolutely would, we'd just have more Muslim immigrants and less Christian ones. Romania is the most Christian country in Europe.
>>24138562
He's an incredibly intelligent man and this is only his second job in management. How do you know he won't mellow and adapt in the future? You manage what's in front of you the best you can.
>>24138597
Romanians are scum, but I'm all for the polish coming here.
Lads, I finally moved out and I'm at my first hurdle. How the fuck do I strip a wire? Do I need a special tool for it?
>>24138424
>>24138597
>go to local tesco for weekly shop
>Polish everywhere
>go to local town centre
>no Polish
Do they just like Tesco or something?
>>24138552
Japanese girls post upskirts of themselves on Facebook?
>>24138645
Get a pair of pliers
>>24138643
I've spent a while in Romania and it's the Southern that are scum. Northern Romanians are nice people, but people from Bucharest are the ones that are complete dicks. If you meet a Romanian from Cluj, they're likely to be nice.
>>24138645
It's easiest with wire cutters, yeah. Just gotta apply enough force to cut into the plastic then pull towards the end of the wire. EZ m8.
>>24138654
They're protecting it from the halal protesters trying to take away the bacon. You should thank them next time.
Welp, lunch break is almost over lads. Back to the wagekeking grind.
I just ate a whole bag of Kinder choco-bons and I just realized they expired on the 6th of September. Just fuck my shit up
>>24138552
Freak..
Muted, fuck t h e robot.
>>24138645
you can do it with just a blade.
just twist it around the outer wide cover till it cuts through, but not enough to cut the copper wires, or internal wires if theres more than one like a power cable.
twist the copper wires to give it strength so they don't frey
>>24138686
Best before dates don't mean anything. Especially on something like chocolate.
>>24138702
Thats good, they did taste ok
>>24138645
you can do it with a sharp knife. fold the wire where you want to cut, then lightly cut around the bend to wire and the plastic should slide off
>>24138675
>he doesn't take a 2 hour lunch break
Lad.......
>>24138645
If you're not a qualified electrician (you're not) then stop whatever it is you're trying to do and get a professional.
You'll end up blowing yourself up or knocking out the power for the whole county.
If I told my employer I had IBS would I be able to spend ages in the toilet every day?
>>24138774
You'd need a doctors note.
whats everyone doing right now
