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so lonely edition
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>tfw no mates
>tfw from a shithole
>tfw hate my college course
>tfw can't drop out since my parents will kick me out when I do.
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God save the Queen desu
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I'm just so sick and tired of life lads. I can't keep living but I don't want to hurt my mum by ending myself.
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>>24150553
I know the feeling chum
Also, can never decide is it more cowardly to go through with suicide, or to pussy out of it
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How the hell do you make friends if you're out of school and you work with middle aged people? Am I going to have to join a fucking club or something? I feel too old for that
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>>24150332
First i kek'd at the pepe 'trapped inside', but then i realized he was me.
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hello lads
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Guys I have a date set up with a qt, but it's next week. She has uni work this week, and is visiting family at the weekend
Do I keep messaging her up to that point? Sporadic messaging to keep her interested? Nothing until the day/a few days before? I'll run out of things to talk about at some point, and I want to save something for the actual date
I've never been in this situation before, please advise
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So lads, what's up?
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>>24150793
Sporadic messaging seems the most logical. Then again
>women
>logic
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>>24150875
drinking Dr Pepper and listening to Iglooghost, yourself?
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>>24150723
meetup.com
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>>24151052
Nice, I'm just watching random youtube vids, browsing r9k and /his/
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Putting on weight is so hard

Genuinely dont know how people put on weight
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>>24151192
drink lots of soda, eat lots of pizza and fast food.
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>>24151192
Eat a lot before bed, it supposedly slows down your metabolism.
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>>24150969
Yeah, the other options seem a bit extreme either way.
Kind of hoping she falls asleep soon, so there's no pressure to keep replying with something interesting.
A week is a long time away, come to think of it. Hope she doesn't somehow go off me in that time, although she did seem pretty keen when I asked her out.
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why are you up this late anons?
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>>24151275
Depressed as fuck with nothing to do.
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>>24151275
Duno m8, got work at 7 as well.
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>>24151275
I'm doing some important procrastinating.

Plus i have insomnia due to meds withdrawal.
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>>24151306
fap
play vidya
listen to music
watch stuff on youtube
watch a movie

?
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>>24151275
Chromic shitposting addiction. Currently pissing around in /sp/
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>>24151338
My desires to fap or do anything were just killed pretty recently by something bad, I just feel like shit now and about myself.
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>go for run
>live on a hill, and go downhill right at the start of the run, so always end with a hill
>can go the rest of the run fine, but can't manage the hill, always have to stop at some point near the bottom of the hill
>pretty sure I can't really improve when all the 'improvement space' is on the hill - I'd need to work like twice as hard to be able to go another meter on the hill, compared to a meter on flat ground

Wat do?
I hope this post makes sense
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>>24151451
gid gud figget
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>>24151137
Good LAD. Who are your favourite subscribees, anon?
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I've passed my test but haven't driven for 6 years

Do you reckon i'd be safe on the roads if i drove tomorrow
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Gonna look for a job tomorrow?
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>>24151451
No quitting. Pain doesn't equate to being forced to stop. It's just a warning you should callously ignore.
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>>24151686
I'm obligated.

How's working as a picker/packer?
Demand must be higher this time of year, and it seems like the ultimate robot job.
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fuckin' ell lads haven't stayed up this late in a while have I? Might watch some anime for a bit tbqh lads
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>>24151432
what's got you down anon?
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>>24151675
No, take some refresher lessens.
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Think I'm going to try coffee tomorrow.

Mum's got this caramel one in the cupboard that might be nice.
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>>24151865
My dream wont come true after I thought it would.
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>>24151756
It's not so much leg pain, as not being able to breathe and feeling like I'm going to have a heart attack. I do try to push through it.

>>24151675
Definitely not. I went for 3 years between passing and driving, and I barely remembered anything. You need time to get the feel of the car as well. I still don't know how to properly parallel park, I end up improvising every time.
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>>24151275
just on halo guardian and being miserable.

The one thing I want is someone I can just message everyday. I just feel so lonely.
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>>24151900
What was your dream?
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>>24151979
>and I barely remembered anything.
There's not exactly much to forget is there? Driving is piss easy
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>>24152034
I can't really say here, for a couple of reasons, it'd probably end up with me feeling even more shit. All this comes down to is that I'm not the right kind of person to be able to be able to get my dream.
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>>24152014
iktf bro

i wish making friends was easier
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>>24152067
Give us a hint.
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>>24152014
I can be that person if you'd like.
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>>24152014
>>24152074
iktf too lads

It's painful
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>>24152098
Are you a grill? Kinda want a grill to message everyday.
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>>24151874
Half a fag
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>>24152134
No I'm not not a grill, sorry man.
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>>24152165
That's ok mate.
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>>24151052

top beverage choice m8
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>>24152087
Maybe if you're up in like 3-4 hours so I can avoid something.
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>>24152199
Is it to do with someone who posts here? A fellow anon?
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>>24152134
Why a girl? You'll just be friendzoned.
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>>24152192
>not sprite
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>>24152192
thank you senpai, i'm not an intellectual though ;-; bit thick really
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>>24152230
Maybe I want a friendzone girl. Someone I can just hit up and we can do something.
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>>24152269
Why not do that with a guy then?
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i want a girl to talk to every day
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http://www.gq.com/gallery/a-meal-at-noma?mbid=social_facebook#12

>people pay for this shit and waste 6 hours of their life eating it

I know fancy food is fine and good but come on man
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how long to testicles typically take to recharge?
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>>24152396
I've got long hair, I'll be your lady
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>>24150793
I would say message as much as is natural. If she is returning conversation, keep it going, if she is busy with work and doesn't reply, don't worry, she's just busy, just don't message too much.
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>>24151675
2 people have said no, but I went a few years between passing and buying a car and I was absolutely fine driving it home, and for that drive i wasn't even insured.
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Lads there was this girl 2 years ago who I liked but never said anything too. How do I get back in touch with her? I was thinking facebook but the problem is she removed me as a friend so might be weird trying to add her out of the blue.

Ideally I need to run into her somewhere so I can have a quick chat and then re-add her. Problem is I have no idea where she hangs out or anything.
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>>24151675
Just have a few beers before you drive and you'll be fine, it'll take the tension off you.
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Anybody else into chillwave/synthwave or vaporwave?

Monging out to Com Truise is ultimate
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>>24152555
why did she remove you
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>>24152014
i have halo 5

whats your gamertag m8?
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>>24152584
I honestly have no idea. We just stopped talking in real life as we never ran into each other and I was always to shy to text her or facebook message her.
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>>24152623
just find her and add her and say for some reason you have been thinking about her lately
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>>24152623
There must have been a reason. If you stopped talking to someone over time with whom you took no issue, there's no reason to delete right? If she actively remove you from her facebook, she mustn't have wanted to speak to you ever again.
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>>24152668
That sounds really weird?

A-are you trying to get me to make a fool out of myself?

Sorry if you're being serious. I just don't want to mess this up. I'm 26 and she was the only girl I ever had a chance with but was too shy to make a move.

>>24152690
>there's no reason to delete right?
Yep, that's what I'm thinking. I never said or did anything weird to her. But she deleted me so, no idea? Maybe she was cleaning her friends list? But I have no idea to be sure of that.
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>>24152765
i can only say what i'd do anon, if i really wanted to talk to someone more or get to know them better.

besides, it's the truth isn't it?
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>>24152061
Drive around the block or something first then, to see if you do remember it.
Also, you don't want to come to a specific situation while driving and realise that you have no idea how to deal with it, and forgot about it entirely.

>>24152479
The issue for me is that I'll run out of things to say through text, and I think there's a limit to how interesting you can be through text anyway.
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>>24152690
Most people purge their facebook friend lists. And get rid of people who they don't speak to.

>>24152765
I think you need to try and not overthink it. If you act confident in your approach to just messaging her. Say that you've been thinking about the time at college or uni or whatever you knew her from, and you were just wondering how things are with her and if she engages with you then cool, if she doesn't then nothing lost.
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>>24152875
>The issue for me is that I'll run out of things to say through text, and I think there's a limit to how interesting you can be through text anyway.

Yeah I get that. I suppose you could text her tomorrow or the day after and say something like "Hey, I was just thinking of you, how's work going? [question about something more personal] Look forward to seeing you soon x"
It doesn't have to be deep shit, just to keep you in her mind.
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>>24152798
>>24152899
Ok thanks for your helps lads. I'll try and message her. Need to add her as a friend again first though, quite the leap for me.

I don't know, I really hate how my first contact with her after 2 years is going to be through facebook. I'd much rather talk in person but like I said, no idea where to see her. I'm also really bad at talking through texts and facebook. Worried I'm just going to come across as a creep and she'll laugh at me with her friends.
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>>24153161
If she doesn't seem interested, you can just stop talking to her. Like you said, you never see her, so nothing to lose.
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>>24153511
Yeah, okay. I will do it. First thing when I wake up tomorrow is to send her a friend request and hopefully in the evening i'll send her a message.

Also any advice on what I say when messaging her? Should I just say I've been thinking about her? Admit I had crush on her 2 years ago but way too shy to say anything?
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>>24153564
>Admit I had crush on her 2 years ago but way too shy to say anything?

Definitely not.
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>>24153564
>Admit I had crush on her 2 years ago but way too shy to say anything?

Gay as fuck. Just try and remember something back in the past or a conversation you had and say that you remembered it.
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>>24153592
Fuck, this is going to be a lot harder than I thought. Like walking on eggshells or some shit.
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>>24153564
>Should I just say I've been thinking about her?
I think this might come across as "I've been thinking about you while I masturbate".
Try not to give the impression that she matters to you at all. Not in a rude way, but act like you've got your own life, and that you're not that fussed whether she's in it or not.
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>>24151275
I feel asleep earlier and have woken up. My sleep pattern is messed up.
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>>24153725
fell* lol
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>>24153682
>Try not to give the impression that she matters to you at all. Not in a rude way, but act like you've got your own life, and that you're not that fussed whether she's in it or not.
But why would I be sending her a friend request and messaging her then? Isn't the fact that I'm sending her a fr/message out of nowhere meaning that I do care?
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GOODNIGHT MY LITTLE PRETTIES <3
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>>24154085
don't do that man
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>>24153753
It'll just look like you just remembered her, and are now mildly interested in what she's been up to since you last spoke to her, rather than suggesting that you have been thinking about her for a while and planning your message (which you have, but it doesn't look great). You don't have to give a reason beyond that.
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>>24153660

God, that film was such a piece of shite. "I'm depressed because I can't charm bus women into touching my weewee, wahh!". What an utter tosspot.
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who is awake here
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What is it called when you close your eyes and you can see the last video game you've been playing?
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>>24156836
thinking of vidya
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>>24156836
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetris_effect

What game were you playing?

I had it from Guitar Hero once after a marathon session at a friends. I was seeing coloured noted everywhere I looked.
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>ask a bus driver to tell me when it's my stop
>he laughs and says that isn't his job and it's my own fault if I miss my stop

what a cunt
not getting on the bus again
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>>24157912
I did public transport once. Paying for the privilege to soak up germs and give up my seat to every preggo and old fogey.
Never again.
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>>24157994
i use anti bacteria wipes on the pole nearest to me on the bus then after cleaning it lick it, i never wash or brush my teeth either so i will be spreading bad shit
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>>24158044
then again with all the anti-bacterial wipe you're licking up maybe not
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>>24158259
fuck you nigger cunt
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Off to wageslavery lads. Woooooaaaaaaaah
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>>24158908
i hope you have a nice day anon
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>>24158908
Bye bye!

Be careful.
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>>24158908
Another day another dollar
savour it, you're making some rich asshole even richer
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>>24159658
Better than being a poorfag neet
Wagegang, hundreds and thousands nigga
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>>24159686
I've done both.

I miss the daily structure of the 9-5 grind, but I hated every single day of employment. And I sure as hell miss having disposable income.
I think I just need a better job than the one I had.
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I dunno what to do
outgrown video games and anime
started learning code and russian but both those hobbies are not very relaxing
What do you guys do to relax that isnt video games and anime?
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>>24160171
eat, shit and sleep
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On the loser cruiser to wagekuck tbqh. Frankly I hope it crashes with me on it
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>>24160640
Cruiser? Like a ship or what
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Good morning everyone ITT
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>>24160833
probably the bus
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>>24160833
It's a bus, numbnuts.
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Holy shit my farts smell really bad.
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Cleaner is in work and I need a shit. Should I wait til before or after she's cleaned the toilets? Which is better? Making her immediate job harder or literally shitting on her hard work?
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I'm listening to a girl in class, on her 5th boyfriend this year, talk about how she is 'so afraid" she'll get bored of him. They've been together like a week.

Fucking women, lads. What are they even like?
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>>24161584
Only five?

What a prude!
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>>24161578
She doesn't care as much as you think. Do whatever you want.
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>>24161638
Not including the numerous drunken one night stands she goes on about about all the time. Why do normies talk about this stuff so publicly and loud? Should be kept behind closed doors desu
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>>24161584

She's probably overcompensating. That sort of thing is like machismo for women.

There was a girl like that in my college. She'd been nerdy all through school then she grew tits and discovered waist belts. All she talked about the first week I knew her was all the kind of dick she was getting over the weekend, but all matter of fact like it was a hiking trip.

Anyway, she was pretty cool once she mellowed out.
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>>24161693
With an arse like hers I have no doubt she gets as much cock as she says senpai
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>>24161724

I never meant she was lying, the girl I was talking about certainly wasn't either. You don't have to bullshit to bluster.
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>>24150723
I have the exact same problem anon. I moved for work and I don't know anyone where I am, I just come home after work and browse 4chan until I go to bed. Rinse and repeat for the past 2 years. I think I'm going to end up doing this for the rest of my life, no idea how to fucking meet people now I'm out of uni and work with old people.
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>>24161584
What the fuck is it with women and needing to be constantly entertained, they're like children than can't go 3 minutes without having a flashing light in front of their face before they throw a tantrum.
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I tried sleeping at midnight but I couldn't.
I'm really tired now.
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who /kent/ here?
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>>24150723

Find a local pub, it worked for me, keep going in every so often after work, when they know your face people will start talking to you, after that once you are one of the locals you will meed plenty of new people your age.

Either that or go the club or local society route
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>>24161856
I work in pharmacy.

The young people I see are few and far between. You have to live in a shared house, grab every chance at keeping contact without being too forward and make shit happen yourself.
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>tfw missed important class yesterday
>qt grill gave me notes on what we covered so I wouldn't fall behind, totally out of the blue
T-thanks
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>>24161885
Yep. Sittingbourne here. What about you bro?
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>>24161892
Unfortunately I live in my own place. I keep contact with everyone back home and meet up with them whenever I go back, spending all my time in another city alone is a killer though.
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>>24161909
Ramsgate.

Just fuck my shit up bruh.
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>>24161885
Whitstable here.
Hey, at leat you're not in Margate.
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>>24161939
Well dude... You're fucked till you move home!
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>>24161998
nah its just as bad, guy
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>>24161856
Sounds pretty comfy senpai
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>>24162098
It's not actually too bad, but whenever I go home and go out with people I'm becoming more aware that I'm increasingly socially retarded due to my lack of contact with people.
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Gonna' be my first time on JSA soon guys. Actually worried about my future wellbeing.

wat do pls
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>>24162165
move back in with your parents
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>29 years old
>have degree
>applying for christmas temp job at CEX

It's a funny old life.
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>>24162272
It makes me amused how many 18 year olds these days think a degree is a free pass to the easy life.

The disappointment that follows
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>>24162272
What's your degree in? Something shitty right?
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>>24162272
How can you value yourself so little that you apply for CEX?
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>>24162307

Yeah, History. I had an A-Level in Business Studies and I went and did History. It's fucking hilarious really.

>>24162324

I will endure the B.O. and the nu-metal if it means getting paid.
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I wish I was a kid again so that I didn't have to worry about how dull life could be.

Just finish school and meet up with mates on the park.
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>>24162723

>he met friends after school

I can't even imagine what that was like desu. School was somehow even worse than life is now.
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>>24162272
Fucking glad I didn't bother with uni desu. Doesn't get you shit unless you do some fancy degree that's way out of my league.
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>>24162836

Especially now where so many people have them. Unless you go to a good uni and do a good subject it's just wasting 3 years.
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>>24162904
Only benefit you get from it is the uni life.
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What do I need to cash a cheque?

Just my bank card the the cheque?
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My British cousin just sent me a screenshot of an argument going on on Facebook, I feel sorry for you guys..
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>>24163036

I think they must be scottish, scottish people like to type in their accent for some ungodly reason.
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>>24163036
I see shit like this on fb all the time. Always people putting up passive aggressive statuses or just outright threatening to beat each other up. Absolutely pathetic. Women do it very frequently.
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>>24163054

Never mind, I went and checked cos you left the names on. They are from Sunderland. Go and find a facebook drama from people in ultra hicksville alabama or something, that's the equivalent of Sunderland.
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>>24163054
Could be Northern Irish, most of us do that shit too and Aaron's a common enough name here. We're like a less lefty, watered down version of the Scottish desu
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>>24163113

When you cross the border into real Ireland, does everything get less depressing and shitty suddenly?
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>>24163054
Nah they're near Sunderland.
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>>24161863
Blame men for constantly putting them on a pedestal and giving them attention.
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>>24153660
I pressed the button lads. I sent her a friend request.

Oh god.
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>>24163129
Pretty much. Ireland is probably one of the best places in Europe to live.
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>>24150793
i would say no messages till a few days before the date
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>>24163240
Here we go:D
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>>24163364
I'm already regretting it.
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I feel charitable today, so I am going to help you all talk to women, whether it be by dating site, e-mail, or even facebook. You can copy and paste this with names and locations or whatever added in.

Ahem.

Dear *girl's name*

Greetings to you on this most glorious day m'lady, I felt it prudent to send you a message because *you need to put the reason in yourself, you lazy cunt*.

You seem like an upstanding woman of fantastic moral, ethical, and personal fibre, and therefore I would like to bestow upon you an invitation. Would you perchance favour me with a meeting in a public house? I feel that you and I sharing some whimsical conversation over a few beverages could be a wonderful time for the both of us. Don't expect to pay for any of the beverages though, I am something of a proper Gentleman, and a woman as wonderful as yourself should be more concerned with changing the world than the price of a fine ale!

I feel that this meeting could be a pivotal point in both of our lives, and as such is a chance not to be missed! I look forward to your response, m'lady, and cannot wait to arrange this meeting of the minds and possibly begin anew a fantastic adventure!

Yours with the utmost respect
Anon
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It is so fucking cold lads
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Its all going to shit recently
its going to be a long miserable winter
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REMY BOYZ THEY KNOW THE CREW NAME
CHOPPER KICKIN WE CALL IT LIU KANG
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Who /ill/ here?
Who /listeningtorickygervaisshow/ here?

Got onto the episode with Holy fook and Camp Gayvid the bent pianist, it's hurting my throat to laugh.
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>>24163672
To this day I spend a surprising amount of time wondering what was going on with the horse in the house.
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>tfw you wake up from a dream being so overcome with joy that you still believe there was a chance it was real for many seconds after the fact then finally accept it didn't happen

I will pay $1000 to the person that kills me.
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>>24163704
My guess is the people owned a farm, and the horse was weak and needed constant attention.

Either that or Karl was just lying...
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>>24163711
I have this every morning
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lads i've completely ballsed up semester 1 of uni

is it possible for me to swap course in S2 after i fail my exams, or am i buggered?
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>tfw another recruitment agency wants me to go in to town to sign a piece of paper

Kill me already
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Thread song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWji-g2feSg
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Who the fuck wanna wit um
We ball like Indians at the World Series 8th inning
I'm gone I'm rolling with Nicole Kidman
I hit the pussy like a bong, fuck show business
We in the jungle with the guerrillas
We in the streets with the 4 wheelers
Don't speak I am no witness
You got beef put a end till you talk like long sentence period
Motherfucker I'm serious
Who's you're favorite rapper, I'm curious?
He ain't living out them words
He ain't used machine gun burst in the trap cause his ass got murked
I'm talking in the 3rd
I'm talking to a stealer and he ain't from the burgh
You talking to a Cleveland motherfucker in the first
So you better not get on my nerves, biatch
I need herb tho, keep me moving like turtle
Keep me seeing this purple
Keep it banging like Kirko
Work something, Twerk something
Bitch fuck me now she worth something
Gas tank on E, it worth nothing
Try to stunt on me the worst coming
Motherfuckers gonna need some plumbing I am the shit
I feel like eating something, feed my stomach,
give me a rapper, make it 100, fuck give em the hubble telescope, they couldn't see the younging
No, fuck it let em get a lil something, bring em to the block do a lil stuntin, that ain't nothing
Ery where I go I'm putting on I ain't bluffing, Ery where I go I'm putting on, Bitch I run it. Kells
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>>24163980
What year you in? First?
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>>24163980
My ex swapped course at the end of first year, should be reet
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Boiler has broke lads. Over a hundred quid to fix it. Looks like it's lentils for me this Christmas
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>>24164252

Get one of these lad. Or do what I did and make your PC stream 4 1080p movies at once, warms the room up lovely.
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>>24164252
Completely rekt!
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>uni start at 2pm
>still going to be late

Doesn't matter how early or late I start, I'm always half an hour late to the first class.
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Need a haircut badly lads. It's at that point where I can't even style to not look like a mess.
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>>24164316
>being fashionably late
Based. Let them know who is in control. These people are allowed to exist only because you allow it.
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>>24164328
Don't do it lad, I just got mine cut for the first time in 6 months and it looks horrible. I'm embarrassed.
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>>24164350
PRobably looks better than it did and you're simply deluded
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>>24164357
PR o bably n o t REtard
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>>24152875
Is it your first date with her? Were you guys friends beforehand? Or have you only really just met?
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>>24164350
Can't be that bad, unless you went and asked for a buzzcut. They rarely look good, especially not on skinny robots.
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>>24164328
I felt this about 2 years ago, and now it's down past my shoulder blades and i'll look even weirder with it cut. Get it done asap, it's a slippery slope.
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>>24164413
Get it cut.
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>>24164409
I got a 1 at the sides and it trimmed on top.
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>>24164409
>buzzcuts look bad on skinny robots.
You say that but I thought Jesse looked really good with a buzz cut.
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>>24164596
He doesn't though, he looks like a retard. I overheard a group of girls in Tesco saying about how dreamy he was, I was confused.
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>>24164224
Yeah
>>24164242
Any idea how you do it? I don't know if I should let them know now (I feel that might get me kicked out), or wait until I fail?
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>>24164629
Nah he looks good, his hairline is bad so the grown out hair didn't work for him, the buzzcut looks decent.

And the reason he's classes as dreamy is because he's got thin lips, blue eyes and thin eyebrows.
And of course he famous.
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>>24164596

I have a buzzcut but i'm 29 and look in my mid 30s, along with a dad body. Skinny people just look like skagheads with it.
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>>24164596
>>24164629
>>24164703
Another example of a manlet robot looking guy is Eminem, he hasn't got that many attractive features but he manages to work with them and therefore loads of women view him as attractive.
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Later boys, I'm off to fuck this Thai prossie in the arse. 150 an hour, but it should be worth it.
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>>24164766

That arse is way too gaping, might as well just have normal sex with her.

P-please let us know how it goes, I have no idea what getting an escort would be like.
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>>24164766
L O W T E S T
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>>24150332
does anyone have the original picture in OP (i mean the one without the brit stuff)?
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>>24164766
Totally minging
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>>24164795

This. Get a nice hightest woman like a real man.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRlRAyulN4o
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>>24163481
>mfw just skipped this dumb post
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Found out where all the British robots are, they're all white knighting on this status.
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Waahhh I have had a horrible day robots

>wake up late
>debate whether to go to uni or not
>decide to go since waifu will scold me
>rush to get ready
>feel unprepared and it makes me even more nervous
>get to class
>have to work with stacy
>she sighs and looks visibly annoyed
>spends whole time on her phone while I try to work

next class
>slightly late so almost all seats are taken
>have to sit by myself on an entire row of empty chairs at the front of the class
>can hear sniggering and whispering
>I'm visibly shaking from the nervousness but try and think of other things

next
>go to my personal tutor meeting
>decide not to mention the feels since I don't want people worrying about me
>teacher tells me I'm doing well which helps my confidence

other meeting with teacher who saw me browsing hentai
>doesn't bring up the hentai so either didn't notice or doesn't care
>tells me not to use my phone in class again
>tell him that the normies do
>he says they asked. They didn't
>then goes on to say that they are messaging people from class who aren't here to give them notes and other BS
>pretty sure he hates me

final class
>get to class
>sit on sperg table
>teacher splits group of chads up and two of them end up on our table
>sweating from nervousness but manage to hold it together

I have another class later as well. Hold me robots and tell me everything will be okay
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>>24165032
post a pic of her m8
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>finally found the britfeel thread

Literally been here for 2 hours refreshing lads
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>tfw don't feel like drinking today

It is really weird. Normally I can only go 1 day in a row without drinking but I only drank Sunday this weekend and haven't drank since. That's only 1 day out of the last 4 of drinking which normally means I'd be craving a beer at this point, but I don't feel like drinking at all. How strange. The alcoholism seems to be deteriorating.
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Poleaboo regrets buying vidya, he found out DC Universe Online was free on PS4 and he has been playing it since last night.

Made a female character, not something he normally does but it's what he wanted. Bit put off by like minded people choosing similar colour schemes and traits as himself.

Should apply for jobs but it feels pointless as he feels there is a 0% of finding it.
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>>24165060

You have been muted for 16 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (0.00% content).
Fuck the robot i just wanna post a picture.
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>>24165121
Apparently if you can go 5 days without something you're not an addict.
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>>24165095
Is u reytart blud?
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>>24165163
Really? That's brilliant news. I think I can definitely go 5 days without a beer.

Someone else told me if you decide to quit for a certain amount of time, like a month or so, that means you are an addict, that's why I'd always tried not to stop drinking for too long.
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>>24165177
Chavs out blud
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really want to heat up the leftover indian food I had last night, but it's so cold I don't want to move
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>>24165206
Doynt be a dickhead bruvva
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>>24161584
>>24161863
>All women are the same
I need to make this an original comment
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>tfw so unmotivated can't even be bothered to play video games
>can only bring myself to lay in bed and browse 4chan
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>>24161863
you're boring lad
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>>24165256
what video game did you want to play you sexy beast?
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>>24165183
What retard told you that?!
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Any lower upper middle class public school educated neets here?

It's a wasted potential kind of feel
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>>24165161
>virgin

course she is
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>>24165216
How cold is it in England these days?

It's 22 degrees here in Lisbon, clear blue skies and a light cool breeze. I used to enjoy winter in England but this is the comfiest November ever.
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>>24165270
It must have been on the internet somewhere
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Tf is wrong with white girls
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>>24165277
Kind of, I work in retail so it's pretty close to being a neet.
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>>24165286
it says 15c where I am but I'm not buying it
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>>24165312
we were supposed to rule the working class, not stack their shelves
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Got a mutual like on okcupid

I don't know what the etiquette for okcupid is and the next step is, I'm used to fucking around on tinder. Like shit, do I have to put a proper message together or something?
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>>24165286
14 degrees where I am
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eating any type of bread makes my nose sweat
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>>24165300
>give me attention please

Can someone try to explain to me people's craving need for attention? It's not just girl's either, it seems most people actually NEED attention and if they don't get it they'll do retarded shit until they do. It makes no sense to someone like me, who just wants to be left alone. What do people gain from having attention?
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>>24165333
>>24165316
That sounds pretty toasty for November tbf
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>>24165286
Not too cold here in Northumbria 17c, though the wind is loud and fucking annoying.
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>>24165345
you are looking for attention with your post
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>>24165329

Yes, but not to fear friend, for I posted one earlier that people can use!

>>24163481
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>>24165373
How is that?
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>>24165398
because you want people to reply to you, you want people to pay attention to what you've said and reply to it
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>>24165398
You are
>>24165373
He is.
>>24165398
You are.

But that's not the same as a grown woman uploading pictures of her with red marker pen on her arm.
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>>24165408
Not really, I don't post here thinking 'haha I'll post this so I can collect some (you)s', I post here because I enjoy the conversation.
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>>24165430
you realise you have to get attention from others to have a conversation?
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>>24165286
Actually a little balmy, but overcast windy as fuck.
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I need a coat and a jacket

http://www.ark.co.uk/product/fly53-burton-parka/186240

http://www.ark.co.uk/product/jack--jones-vintage-jackson-jacket/196158

http://www.ark.co.uk/product/pretty-green-festival-jacket/035475

http://www.ark.co.uk/product/pretty-green-abbeycroft-road-jacket/186345

http://www.ark.co.uk/product/original-penguin-lawyer-jacket/186047

What should i buy?
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>>24165440
But the attention is a side effect on the conversation, not the catalyst behind it.

By that logic everything anyone has ever done that involved another human being was for attention.
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>>24165467
>everything anyone has ever done that involved another human being was for attention.

welcome to real life, enjoy your stay
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>>24165459
Why do people spend so much money on clothes?
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>>24165469
That's a really autistic view of social interaction, anon.
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>>24165036
>go to my personal tutor meeting
>decide not to mention the feels since I don't want people worrying about me
>teacher tells me I'm doing well which helps my confidence

literally me every meeting desu, considering getting some counselling
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>>24165459
They all pretty much look the same. Just get the cheapest.
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>>24165459
Depends what you look like, definitely not this one.
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>>24165459
Non of the above by a poncho, stop trying to be fashionable faggot.
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>>24165486
I should probably get counselling but I really don't want to be a burden to anyone. And if I told the Uni my feels they would almost definitely tell my family and I absolutely cannot cause them any problems or stress. I just vent to you guys and it works a bit
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