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So how the hell are you supposed to find a gf that you like anyways?
I don't mean self-improvement stuff. What if you're already self-sufficient, attractive, mature, ect. ect. and whatever that are positive traits in dating. I mean, what do you do then? There are certain things I personally would want in a gf which would be make or break, but they're not things I can just ask random strangers about. With online dating it's nice because you can put any important information on your profile, but most people don't use online dating, and those that do are usually scraping the barrel tier.
So what do I do? How do I meet people? Do I really have to waste months at a time getting to know girls until we reach a point where it's no longer creepy to ask more personal things only to then learn that she didn't have certain traits I was looking for when it's something I could have just asked immediately? It feels like even if I did everything to make myself a good boyfriend (exercising, hygiene, maturity, and other self improvement and so on) then it'd still take years of looking just to find a girlfriend I'm truly compatible with.
>>25564486
Yes, you must wait months, sometimes years after meeting girl first time. Or, go to a club or a bar, then it isn't creepy if you ask them out that night.
>>25564520
>Yes, you must wait months, sometimes years after meeting girl first time.
lmao what the fuck?
90% of the people i have seen become a pair do it ASAP after they meet, if you don't show interest in the woman immediately she will just add you to the friend zone and look for the next male that knows what he wants, no time to waste in todays world homie
>>25564566
but what if I'm not interested in most women immediately?
What if there are certain character traits or what not I want to know she has before I bother dating her?
Who /unusually smart/ here?
Sometimes I find it very difficult to live with a certified IQ of 180. The only way I drown my sorrows currently is by posting on this Sarmiszegetusian plaza gathering.
>>25564420
>Who /unusually smart/ here?
>a certified IQ of 180.
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why do you keep making this thread: >>25434129
guaranteed (You)s i suppose, niggers on here jump on IQ threads
I am literally one of the most intelligent persons currently alive
like top 4 alive right now
top 10 most intelligent in history no doubt
it sucks though because I have no motivation and I'm lazy so I can't do anything with my astonishing intellect :/
>All my friends are robots essentially
>starting to get annoyed at them aggressively injecting shitty moe anime into everything they do
>constantly post pictures in FB chat and it affects their gaming choices
>whenever a woman is mentioned they make an orgasm esque sound and talk about her feet or some shit
>most of the media they consume is just pandering garbage like Umaru
Look, I enjoy hentai and loli too, but I wish their would cool their fucking tits. All they think about or desire is sex. Should I try and make some normie friends?
Does anybody else experience this? They're good guys and mostly fun to be around but holy fuck I wish they'd jack off and rid themselves of this AGGRESSIVE SEXUAL TENSION
>have friends
>have ROBOT friends
>complain anyway
You'll just never be happy, will you?
>>25564455
>Robot friends
>FB chat
>mentioning women in common conversation in a positive manner.
I'm guessing your one of those faggots.
>>25564352
Literally nobody has this problem but you OP
why cant you just bee yourself anon
But that's what i do anon, and its why no one likes me
>>25564361
maybe you think your beein yourself but you just ant
but who am i
I mean no one has the balls to call someone a nigger IRL.
Do people on here have an inferiority complex to black people? (Seeing as how submissive white people are to blacks, using anonymity to talk about how much better they are.)
Meanwhile black people are busy rapping in viral videos about all the pussy they get.
lul
>>25564321
I'm not scared of my own race.
whuat
Meaningless physical confrontations are exactly that. I won't call a nigger a nigger to his face because he'll chimp out; I'm not interested in killing anyone.
can someone please just explain to me how anyone over the age of 21 becomes a virgin if not by choice?
I mean let's be real, if anybody makes an honest effort to socialize with and flirt with the opposite sex, EVENTUALLY they'll at least get laid if not find a steady partner.
How do the virgins on this board do it? Do you just not try at all and expect a girl to fall in your lap?
>>25564303
Poor bait. Try again later.
>>25564335
no really, how? when was the last time you talked to a girl? And I don't mean the cashier at Wal-Mart, I mean actually talking to a girl. Are you even trying?
>Taupo supervolcano will probably erupt in our life time
What will you do when food supplies plummet robots?
What will you do when the state collapses into chaos.
You do have friends to band together with, right?
>>25564170
Yellowstone is also supposed to explode during our lifetime as well. The earth is also supposed to be hit by a mega meteor in our lifetime as well.
>>25564393
The difference is Taupo which has a major Eruption every 1000 years or so is 800 years over due. It is responsible for the largest eruption in the last 70,000 years. Yellowstone is just a scare monger, Taupo is the real threat right now.
>>25564393
I hope at least one of the two becomes real, let_the bodies_hit_the_floor.avi
http://www.astroglide.com/blog/what-is-the-male-g-spot-/
Men have a g spot in there ass. Everyone knows that men orgams harder when they have their prostale stimulated. More and more men are enjoying getting pegged in the ass.
R9k are ok with this. Its not gay of its your wife or gf.
>>25564155
Well here is my story.
I married my husband a few years ago. Our sex life got boring so we tried bdsm. He is a sub so he turned into my little bitch boi. He eats my pussy and ass and then i lube up his butt and fuck him in the ass. Its not gay r9k you should try it up the ass.
>>25564155
Has anyone do it i. Their ass before? What happen and what wasthe result? Did you enjoy it?
Would you like to find you g spot r9k
>>25564155
How fucking new are you? Everyone knows touching penis is gay as fuck. Prostate stimulation is the only way to go.
How is it going? I'm at Day Zero but intend to start again.
I saw several wet dream threads while i was banned so i'm sure there's plenty of interest.
I've been no fap and no porn since the start of January. I think I'm starting to lose the need to masterbate though so that'll help keep me going.
never had a wet dream; is cum easy to remove from bed sheets?
>>25564098
O-Oh my this thread.. is one of my fetishes. Please continue.
Who here /wasted their last 10 years on 4chan/
>>25564096
no but i'm on my 3rd or 4th year
>>25564096
Yeah I think I first visited around 05, I have a hazy memory of being a part of a habbo raid or something. Not sure when that happened.
But what hit me worse was when I was online in WoW on my last birthday and realized I've been playing that for 10 years.
I sure hope these were my last 10 years, but I'm afraid I'm going to waste at least another 10 here.
Do girls like Max actually exist or is she just fiction?
>>25564031
Max is a guys name so no they do not exist
FUCK MAX
SHE'S A BULLY STACEY
KATE>>>>MAX ANY TIME OF THE DAY
>>25564061
T H I S F A Mrobot plserino this is original I promise
WHERE'S MY HANGOVER-FREE BOOZE!!
Drink water while you drink
I always chug two pints once I get to the level of intoxication I'm looking for
Sometimes upsets my tummy but it's usually good
If you wake up hungover, first thing you need to do is chug. Don't put it off because you're prolonging your misery
Just drink water right before you go to sleep
I've only had a hangover once in my life
>>25563965
>>25563948
Thanks, friends.
H2O seems fucking awesome right now.
"Ok class, Everybody find a partner for the presentation and write your names on this list"
>>25563871
>go up to another sperg
>wanna be partners
>yea
done
>>25563871
This makes a lot of people nervous. Epic meme pics about it everywhere, normies can relate too. Fuck off.
>>25563893
>No other spergs
>Everyone else found a partner
Now What?
How good at smash do I have to be to get my free esports whore gf?
Do top 50 melee players get free gfs?
>>25563854
I really just want a Cynthia.
there's literally smash sluts
>>25563910
Yeah, how good do I have to be to fuck some?
Like do bitches drop on Kage's dick or is 47 not good enough?
do you like butts, /r9k/?
>>25563776
I do, yes
no.
post feet.
>>25563812
Fuck off degeneration fag
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