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>try to an hero today
>overestimate structural integrity of apartment
>whole fucking ceiling gives way
>landlord pissed af
>gonna kick me out of a cant pay for repairs
Is there anything a wont fuck up?
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>>25570136
Kill yourself some other way? Hanging is painful as fuck anyway
God is telling you to live
I need some advice.
How would you guys approach a cute stranger that you see at school everyday but have no classes with?
Fembot asking btw.
>>25569887
walk in his direction
>>25569887
Well it would help to have some sort of connection like class or a club or something. Does he/she have anything in common with you that you know of that you could use to initiate a conversation? If you don't it'll be a little more difficult, but you can always just go with the straight up and honest approach. Something like
>Hi, you don't know me but I see you around a lot and think you're really cute. Can I have your number or give you mine? I'd love to grab coffee sometime.
>>25569887
Where in school do you see him?
>2016
>not having a tickling fetish
What's wrong with you?
>>25569871
Too preoccupied with my diaper fetish.
>>25571413
That said this is my favorite tickling work. No anything better? Something really tortuous?
>>25571448
what the fuck m8
Become a NEET, you must.
Slaves, wagecucks are.
>>25569787
Biting, the wagecucks aren't
>>25570240
Flock to the bait wagecucks will.
>>25570963
Busy, they are.
Money for Mr Shekelstein, they must earn.
How does a qt girl go from THIS.........
...to THIS???
What happened?
>>25569779
it happened the other way around, she is famous for being really good with make up
>>25569779
>>25569789
that's what happen when women past 23
Would you guys buy pepe hats, shirts, mugs, etc if they were available? How about wojak socks and posters, or related meme products?
I'm trying to gauge the demand for this shit here.
>>25569744
Of course not you fucking faggot. WE wouldn't but I'll bet there plenty of cringy retarded normies that would.
>>25569744
Normies would buy Pepe stuff. I don't know about Wojak.
>>25569855
That's my thought as well. I'm just not sure where I would advertise. Reddit maybe? Facebook?
Does the idea of sex seem uninteresting and disgusting to anyone else? I am a 22-year-old virgin I had small chances in the past to lose it , never took them.
It's called asexuality dude
>>25569673
>Does the idea of sex seem uninteresting and disgusting to anyone else?
Why do you think this?
>>25569704
No you tumblr new age moron, its called low testosterone.
How do I deal with my trans best friend getting more male attention than me
she's tall and lanky and flat and I'm small and have big boobs I don't understand
>>25569665
Remember that everyone has their own taste and that you might be noticing the attention your friend gets while missing some of the occasions where it's directed at you. In any event, don't take it to heart, and try to feel good for your friend. Trans people don't have an easy time of it, so be glad she's having so much apparent success. If you're really busted up about all this, then try to turn your jealousy into a catalyst for positive change. Hit the gym, read more, learn a skill, pick up a new hobby, etc. Envy can be a great motivator.All of this advice is given under the assumption that this isn't just a bait thread, of course.
Just stop caring
>she
Retarded faggot, your transillness friend is a man.
I just took a huge shit.
I live to take huge shits
>>25569661
The shit you took was this post.
>>25569661
Wash your fucking asshole with water
Why don't you join the Unification Church? They literally LITERALLY give you a free wife.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCfvGOeBJtw
I'm fucking converting right now
>>25569651
lumpy bump
Pride
It's even more pathetic than getting a prostitute, and knowing my luck I'd be matched with pic related
I looked around for it but couldn't find anything on how to convert in my country (Brazil)
Didn't know where to post this, but felt like sharing.
>last week
>use internet dating app Plenty of Fish (britbong) because a friend didn't want to use it alone so I agreed to set up my own profile.
>find girl with same taste in films as me, and she's very attractive. 5 years older than me. Lives about ten miles away. Seems way out of my league, but I'm pretty normie and not ugly so why the fuck not
>message her, she replies, we chat for a couple of days
>end up texting, it turns out she speaks German (I used to live there). Everything is going well, it seems too good to be true
>she wants to meet up, agree to meet tonight
>we meet at a restaurant, she's shorter than I expected but otherwise she's exactly as she looks online and talks the same way she texts. I am in heaven.
>we sit down with our drinks, she starts talking about her ex immediately.
>he's apparently a medal winning supercop who is the youngest in the UK to be promoted that high.
>howamisupposedtocompete.jpg
>she rants for 30 minutes about how badly he treated her and how he was obsessed with him job
>I am now her therapist
>I poker face my way through the meal, barely getting a word in
>tell her I've got work early tomorrow and have to get going soon
>she ignores me and continues talking
>suddenly starts a sentence with "as a feminist..."
>finish food, she expects me to pay for her
>I make a tongue in cheek joke about how feminists want to be treated equally, apart from when it suits them
>she starts shouting at me
>I get up walk out
Well that was my evening, I'm fucking miserable now. How has your day been? Any dating stories?
>>25569622
>5 years older than me
>she starts talking about her ex immediately
>"as a feminist..."
The first one alone was grounds for trashing
>>25569622
Jesus fucking christ she sounds like a nutcase
>>25569758
It seemed too good to be true right from the start. I don't think I'll text her or anything. She'll more than likely text me saying I owe her money for the meal though.
anyone with greentext storys about being bullied in school?
>>25569519
Not me. I repressed many of the incidents that happened to me, and writing the rest would be too painful.
>>25569519
I had a mental break down junior year and shaved my eyebrows off I never really spoke to anyone before that but after that folks started taking to me
Ayy lmao
>be scrawny 14 y/o
>socially awkward
>dad pressures me into joining the football team
>we have to get drug tested to join
>go into the bathroom with three chads
>do my business
>the chads invade the stall and pin me
>they tell me to drink my own urine
>refuse
>they grab me and try to force me to drink it
>I'm resisting and warm piss ends up pouring all over my face and shirt
>they flee
>I soak myself in water and try to play it off like nothing happened
Police officer here, I got a big problem, maybe you guys can give some advice. I was assigned to peruse the deep web to try and find some info on these perps involved in a drug trafficking ring, but I stumbled onto something far bigger than I could have imagined. Apparently there's some kind of underground fight club funded and held by a wealthy international crime syndicate(can't name names, sorry) in undisclosed locations. The combatants are allowed to use all manner of weaponry to win, the only rule is kill or be killed. The site I found this on had a lot of very disturbing images and videos, and a message board with a large amount of posters. I signed up to try and infiltrate this place and see exactly wtf is going on, and I got this strange envelope in the mail a week later, with a formal invitation to enter this fight club. The worst is, they sent a letter with evidence they have all my personal info, and it had a photo of my dog, saying that if I want to see him again, I better enter their tournament, and not get the other authorities involved.
What do I do guys? I know I should tell the guys down at the precinct what's going on, but this is my dog's life at stake here. I can't believe this, but I'm seriously considering entering this contest to try and save my dog.
Cool story bro, I would like to hear it again
>>25569514
>it's a roleplaying thread
>>25569546
Come on, this is serious. They have my dog. I can't let them hurt him, he's been with me through thick and thin. If I tell the guys at the precinct and get them involved, he's gonna be killed.
>mfw wagecucks GF compliment me
They sure love my NEET cock, I'm sure she at least gives you sex once a month.. R-right wagie?
She doesn't? Oh well, at least you have her company for your hour of free time each weekday!
>>25569490
hahahahhaahha
>>25569490
Thisis what happens to NEETs on a regular basis.
Hate to break it to you, but they certainly have sex on the reg. Compliments are just signs she pities you. Wagie wins.
>tfw my gf was complaining about her sexual boyfriend again
I know I promised I would be there for her emotionally all the time but this is getting kinda awkward
Nice thread OP.
You really made the grade this time, I'm sure lots of people will reply, giving you LOTS of jerk off material.
Your gf.
Her sexual boyfriend.
Wut?
>>25569471
Huh, are you in a non-monogamous relationship? I'm curious, does it work out? Are all the persons involved equal?
