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Does anyone want to play Dota? None of my friends stay up late and I'm bored.
I suck at Dota, btw. /vg/ is no help.
Robots need friends, too.
>>25581427
are you a cute support? I mostly play mid but the meta is changing to have a camping support at the lane and I don't have any friends who play that role frequently...
I'm only 3.8k tho, not very good
Hi anon, quite surprised to see a fellow Doter here.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/IGuessMe/
Im actually online
>>25581454
Almost all of my games are as CM.
One thing though...Dota 2 is my first MOBA, and I only started playing 1.5 weeks ago.
mfw no MMR
mfw it would be bad even if I had one
BUT...I have the CM arcana and I'm cute as a button with a puppy dog that follows me everywhere.
Its just not fair I tell you, all these women on this board complain that they're lonely and all they have to do is put themselves out their. But when they do they get appalled that its "not the right kind of guy" What the fuck do you mean its not the right kind of man?! I will literally date any woman on this site, I don't care if you're fat or deformed I'm that lonely and desperate. I'm not even fat myself, i work out actually, its just I'm not as good looking as most guys and I'm not the best smooth talker.
But still I just hate it when I see these women who have had the privilege of dating, the feeling of sex. And these very women have the gall to come here and say they're lonely. It saddens me to no end.
>"B-b-but I have anxiety! Its hard for me to talk to guys!"
So what? You're not the one who is expected to approach the opposite gender. Any problem a woman has that is preventing her from getting a relationship imagine how hard it would be for a man if he was in the same situation. You still need proof? Just by stating your gender and half the people who reply to you are thirsty betas, they don't even care what you look like. Oh but no, because you want that one special kind of guy, while lonely men just want to be loved.
If you are still baffled to as why most people on this site want you gone, go to a shitty third world country and wash your feet with clean water, let's see how the locals who drink shit water react.
lol "their"
Dunno if my post will be relevant but i met few girls who insisted they are weird, autistic and have no friends, have anxiety and it's hard for them to talk to guys. TOMOKO TYPE
ALL I CAN SAY IS:
> avoid
>avoid
>run.
> She is lonely and awkward because she can't handle people (This includes she can't handle You) ?
>I'll be brave You say and whistand my sweet Tomoko?
No way man. Just wait until she's drunk and with other people she admires more than you. Just wait, see what happens and run. She actually won't admire you for being a robot bro, feeling awkard or anything. Most motoko type of girls are MBTI TJ types and very often damaged extroverts. You do not want to hang around that piece of soulless shit.
Oh Jesus I needed to vent. hate girls who are looking for shy introverts and end up humiliating guys in da clubs because they are really disturbed extros with low self esteem.
>>25579745
Their, they're. Whatever. I'll be killing myself soon so it doesn't matter anymore.
>mfw a single mom tries to initiate a conversation with me
>>25579126
They really arent discreet about trying to get betabux, shits hilarious. Desperate whores.
You are so mean, what if she was genuinely a really nice person
>>25579126
Might as well get free succ
Fembot Feels
>tfw you have so many clothes and nothing to wear
>tfw you realize you have no hobbies besides drinking with friends and shitposting on 4chan
>tfw you realize you will never be rescued by Prince Charming
>>25577383
>TFW you will never be rescued by prince charming
Then why don't you go and put yourself in a life threatening situation already?
>>25577383
Any girl hates having friends who find her unattractive?
I literally cut of all contact with my male and female friends who don't find me goodlooking. Too negative.
>tfw there is no rescue
ITT: post images that you find funny but do not know why. Feel free to discuss theories of why they are funny.
>>25577083
This one, I'm not even sure I get the reference but well...
He looks so confused and ashamed.
>you will never attend an ass funeral
Welcome, take a seat, order a drink and share your woes.
Sub barkeep keeping the fort until the regular ones show up.
Barkeep, send over a single Glenmorangie
I'm In a cycle i have tried to escape from, but never managed
I feel miserable, so i don't do things to improve my situation
I then feel miserable because i could have improved my life and i'm still in the dumps, as time and opportunities pass me by
Gibe me milk Mr tendie milk make me strong alcohol make u weak
She moved back to her country last year, we had lingering phone contact for a while afterward but that stopped. Recently though we found each other on facebook and have been really happy talking again. At the end of this year we might be in the same city again. Guess I'll see what happens.
ITT PANIC MODE
>Walking down sidewalk late at night and or in a secluded area
>Woman is walking ahead of you
>Unsure if passing her will scare her
>Slowing down will just make you look like a creepy stalker
>Start coughing loudly and make louder steps to attempt to make your presence known
>>25558484
>At the store, need to get two things for my mom
>Can't find the first thing
>"Oh well, at least I'll find the other thing"
>Can't find other thing
>>25558484
slap her ass a lil as you go by
>walk up stairs on all fours
>I was not the only one home
Do you guys ever feel sorry for non asian women? How the fuck are white and black women supposed to compete with this? I mean yeah fuck these stupid roasties, but are asian women pretty much the equivalent of Chad but for women?
Compete for my attention?
I'm not attracted disgusting epicanthic folds so it's no contest.
In general?
I don't care
So why do they always make shit tier male children?
>>25582416
>not attracted to asian women
You're obviously gay, this question is meant for straight guys.
ITT only perfect 10/10s.
Posting perfect 10/10s.
>tfw kind of want to post a 10/10 I knew from school
>tfw i don't want her life to get ruined by 4chan
strange feels
>>25581263
>inb4 12 year old boy
>mfw current Powerball jackpot is $700 million
What would you do if you won that shit? I'd:
>buy a couple mansions
>buy nice sports cars
>buy a full /fa/ wardrobe
>never be sober (at least for a few years)
>buy state of the art fitness equipment and get in peak physical form
>drive around the country listening to music and seeing everything there is to see
>probably help my family out of obligation
>never trust anyone again, especially females
>due to the last bit never marry
>go clubbing with social elite
>probably still be lonely but too coked out and living too fast to care
>generally live like a balling motherfucker
It's nice to fantasize about being rich. Takes me away from being a depressed NEET for a little bit.
I'd buy a small home, a bunch of instruments and home studio gear, a nice computer, and I'd only go outside for food.
probably do nothing different except id have lots of money in the bank
i need mummy to make my dinners
>>25580842
I would sit on my ass all day
I would do nothing
>watching amateur porn
>"I love you."
>>25580338
>watching amateur porn
>you have the same name as the guy
>>25580338
>Watching child porn
>cant understand a word of Russian, but I really wish I did
>>25580338
>watching amateur porn
>the girl is a qt
>realize there are millions of qts who are having sex
Who /dominos/ here?
Just received and planning on devouring both these fine ass custom-made pizzas from my local dominos. It doesn't even matter whether you notice my post or not because I'll still have my dominos either way.
Cant bring me down today.
Too expensive. I got dominoes once, I paid 15 quid for a ten Inch and a peice of garlic bread. At my local take away I can get a pizza that's just as nice but
3 ten inch pizzas for 13 quid
Fuck yea dude, so good! You should have also gotten dat cookie brownie thing. Get it all the time with my domino's pizza, shit's cash
looks pretty good senpai
so how did everyone else here end up being a reclusive fucking loser?
i'm 25, and had to move back in with my parents after some shit. the past year i've worked jobs, and now i'm in undergrad doing amazing and getting all A's. i finally ask my dad for my car key today [my car was in the shop and he still had it] so i can go to the pub right on the town line. he just cut me off and said no, and then he wonders why im not a flourishing adult. why i sit in my room all day. now im chugging a bottle of jack and took an extra 2 of my percocet ready to smash everythhing around me.
what's your story, were you born to be reclusive/autistic/alone? did something happen? are you parents over protective or did they leave you to rot?
single mother, bullied at school, molested at school, neet
wombo combo
>First day at kindergarden
>Mom tells me I started crying the day I was left alone
>Grade school
>Didn't participate, didn't do homework. Refused to interact with others
>High school, would skip classes and sometimes entire days by just not walking into the school
>End up missing half of highschool
>Failed all my classes because I wouldn't do any work. Literally say there the entire time and never lifted my pencil.
>Hand in tests empty
>Hated social interaction all through my life. Never grew out of it
>High school drop out now.
ANd yet, I will be forced to get a job and "man up". I hate life and want to die every day.
>>25579030
A little bit of everything you mentioned but my childhood was cool i cant complain its my own fault
>>25579114
You kinda remind me of myself. Cried on first day of kindergarten but i figure alot of kids do that. From 5th grade up i just wasn't social at all, skipped classes in HS and just didn't care. I'm finally growing out of it tho, still dont understand why i acted so shy compared to now. I'm not retarded, idk i just didn't talk...wtf was wrong with us?
any other robots like homestuck? and if so, whats your favorite character/msparp name?
i know this stuff is heavily tied with tumblr, but ive never been one to let feminazis ruin something i like
pic related
I just got through act 1. Its finally engaging this being my 3rd attempt to read it. That being said no favorite character. I'm intrigued by the demon chicks tho.
>>25578450
It's difficult to get through, but you can manage. I stopped liking it at Act 5 Part 2 onwards, just turned into a clusterfuck.
OP: I like John and Jade the most. As for troll, Vriska.
>>25578450
they're actually aliens, man, but goon on you for getting into it finally
>>25578474
yeah, it is hella difficult to get into. i usually stop reading for months at a time and just binge on it a few days to catch back up. last i read was everyone standing on a platform, somewhere in later act 6. and jade is always a good choice. dont mean to toot my own horn but i rp a fantastic grimbark harley.
Does anyone experience depersonalization when they're high on weed? As if they're in a documentary or some shit like that? I feel like I'm in a fucking video game stream by pew die pie or your average vidya faggot youtuber especially when I'm driving
>"Wow guys the graphics in this game are so unreal, they are way better than the graphics compared to the ones in the trailer"
>"The car interiors in this game looks so realistic that it feels like I can just grab the steering wheel, way better than the ones in GTA"
>"Ok guys so the objective here is to get our guy to his safe house and avoid getting caught by the cops"
>"The radio stations and soundtrack in this game fit right for a game taking place in Washington State 2016."
>"Every car in this game also has their gas mileage which I believe is a great feature the video game developers added."
>"I like how the developers also added realistic traffic jams in their respective times. Like at 5 am or 4 pm the freeway is full"
depersonalization is one of the biggest parts of getting stoned, so of course.
How high are you right now?
I always feel like im on a sitcom and people are watching me on TV.
Also dont drive while stoned, one crash and you'll give the normies fuel to demonise weed.
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