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Take a seat, order a drink of choice and tell us what's been troubling you today.
Feel free to use the jukebox in the corner too if you like.
LEA YOU HOE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCL9FiAuezk
>>25608144
Chicks whose names end up in vowels are always hoes. Barkeep wisdom for you, on the house.
A screwdriver please barkeep. Just had a long day of gaming. How are you?
Well Ladies???
XDDDD
being a greasy slut?
>>25608513
no silly, when a CREEP tries to dance with you in the club!! D:
this is why we drug them
Maybe it's just me, but anyone else think the whole world went to shit in 2006?
2015 was the official nail in the coffin.
no it just makes you underage since you probably turned 14 then
Post 9/11 and everything changed for the worse
What do you robots wear?
>>25605004
Why the fishing pole?
Also post template retard
>>25605028
Subtle way to tell this is a bait
>>25605028
you have poor work ethic anon, this is why you don't succeed
What did you want to grow up to be as a kid?
What are you now?
What do you want to be in the future?
I wanted to play in an orchestra.
My parents and music teacher were all supportive of the idea as well.
At the last second (in final year of school) I got cold feet on the idea.
I thought it was too risky and I was also growing increasingly concerned about the environment and environmental impact of human activities.
So I scrapped my muscial idea and studied environmental science.
Only problem was, there's no jobs saving the environment. So now I've got no relevant job and no chance to change over to an orchestral job because I'm too busy working minimum wage hours.
make vidya
NEET
make vidya
>>25599534
I never really wanted to do anything
There was a huge spraypainted message right outside the first place I lived at in big black 10 foot lettering that said WORK KILLS
The proto NEETposter got me early
I'm in education now, will become NEET by next summer
>you can look at a guy and talk to him for 5 minutes and determine of 99% certainty if he is of good character
>you can know a woman for 5 years and still not be able to determine is she is of good character
How accurate is this statement? It's from a famous writer.
>>25613194
its very nearly accurate
Although some men are very good at negging and the like, which works on women AND men. Most of the time you can decide if a dude is cool or not very quickly, but some are more tricky than others because they use manipulation and present a false personality (like a woman does, naturally)
>>25613194
Disagree. There are some guys who hide their secret ambitions
>>25613194
This is 100% true. If you are in a relationship for 3 years and you still can't predict what she is going to behave like, then it is simply not your fault.
I started backdooring all of her devices to get to know what happens behind my back and oh boy was I naive.
Women cannot be trusted in general.
I... am dating a guy who doesn't work consistently for 2 years now, we are "engaged." We have a roommate, he does contract work with his dad, but because of the winter months he is not working... I work anywhere from 30-50 hours a week... He does not clean, he does not pay attention to me when I get home. The dishes are dirty, there's trash everywhere... I live in a trailer. He continuously accuses me of cheating when I'm not, I go to my mom's to get away from this, all he wants to do (along with my roommate) is play League of Legends, my "fiance" claims to of quit his most recent job because of his ankle, it is... very swollen, it's the size of a baseball, but... he hasn't worked consistently before, even when this was not an issue. He was talking about leaving to go to the beach to spin fire at a tourist attraction, like a renaissance fair but with pirates...
What do you think? I've tried to leave before, I love him very much, but this shit is ridiculous... There's gnats everywhere, we don't have trash pickup, there's plumbing problems here, and the lights don't work in the one functioning bathroom.
He monitors everything I do, in fact, he'll probably see this. We have had several violent incidents... Even with me working, we are two months behind on rent, I feel like he'd want nothing to do with me if I did not work. All of his previous girlfriends, were much... much hideous, I feel like he was using them, he just wants a woman to take care of him... Which, I can not do... I am much thinner and more attractive than his previous gfs, I think it makes him insecure. He is balding and has bad teeth, but he is tall and has an attractive face. Should I... just walk away? We've both been physically and verbally abusive to each other... I want to give the fuck up.
You should get the fuck off my board normie
>>25611863
OP here, I am not a normie.... REEEE etc, I browse 4chan all the fucking time and I have spergy symptoms
Fuck off you dumb fucking roastie
>get a gf
>she won't let me lick her asshole or feet
What the fuck?
Nobody told me they did this.
shits weird bro
not everyone shares your fetish
Feet shouldn't be an issue after a short while. Asshole on the other hand will take time.
>playing dare game with grill
>rule is if you chicken out, dare-giver has to do the dare then wins game
>dare her to lick every square inch of my feet in hopes she will chicken out
>she licks my feet
>felt like a warm touch, nothing very sensual
>she dares me to lick the perimeter of a sidewalk tile in retaliation
>foiled again
I wish this wasn't true.
You see, fatbros, these people will hate us no matter what. this picture proves it. But not only that, they hate us more than anything.
Someone could be rude or spit in their face and they will still hate us more.
Someone could destroy their property or assualt them and they will still hate us more.
Someone could rape their loved ones or go on a killing spree and they will still hate us more.
Someone could cause the deaths of millions and destroy entire galaxies and they will still hate us more.
We could be kind and helpful to them and they will still hate us. And if we were to succeed in getting fit after however long it takes they will still hate us to the bitter end if they ever found out we were fat at some point.
But we are all going to die at some point and the only thing we can do until we meet our fate is try to be as happy as possible. If you believe that getting fit will help you be happier then by all means go for it, but if it does not, would you continue just to keep up the facade for those that despise you?
I've tried many times to reach my goal but after a few weeks I remember that I have no reason to continue. Why waste 2-3 hours of my day working towards a goal that would satisfy no-one. I will have used up my time and still be slowly moving towards my death and the "fatty-haters" will still hate me, no matter how fit I get.
Bros, maybe you shouldn't try to get fit, because they're still going to call us names, and put us down for ever having breathed the same air as them. Just try to be happy, because one day they'll be dust too.
Carrot?
>>25609369
>hate
more like don't respect
learn the difference
also protip: you can lose weight and they'll stop
>>25609405
>just lose weight
>just be urself :)
>mental problems aren't real
Pic related it's you
I'm 18 years old, and I will be going to uni in the fall.
I am still young, and I want to believe that in these 4 years I will meet a woman who isn't a complete slut, and has some interests besides her own appearance and social media.
Is there a chance? Is /r9k/ wrong? Or are all women actually trash? Because I want to find a non slut, kind, intelligent, film-loving woman to make my wife.
Is there a chance?
>non slut, kind, intelligent, film-loving
Sounds like every feminist I've met
>>25609136
Good joke m8
Your question is loaded.
No, not all women are trash.
That doesn't mean you will meet a woman at your university up to your standards who will be romantically interested in you.
Just let it be, and make yourself comfortable with the eventuality that you will never be in a romantic relationship. If you can't do that, figure out why, and solve the problem.
Im boredand pretty sad
Whats wrong familia?
bruh if you drew this props to you
We're here for you senpai.
You know, anon? I really wish I could completely opt-out, and never think about talking to women ever again.
but the problem is
girls are just so cute
Even if I know a girl has a shit personality, I just can't help but fall in love with their cuteness.
This is a cuties thread.
Post cuties.
>you will never be invited to a rich qt's birthday party
>grocery shopping
>see cute girl
>try to catch up with what aisle she's on
>follow a few yards behind her for 30+ minutes
every time
>she'll never come back to life for you
You are all brick niggers. Unless you are scum of the earth you can find a girl who wants to fuck you. If you actually are scum of the earth, why haven't you killed yourself yet?
I'm an ugly, low-IQ waste of oxygen. Altough, non-prostitute pussy is expensive, specially for guys like me. Chad is always whom take all the looks and a grill won't think twice about him.
>>25602571
Why would I want to fuck a girl who fucked someone before me?
>>25602571
I did. 4 women. All with condoms. Couldn't cum with any of them.
Still feel like a shitty virgin.
Why don't we ever have a /r9k/ meet up? We could all literally be with one another and not be lonely anymore. We would all literally make it
Can you imagine the smell from the neets
there would be literally no eye contact at all
>>25598311
>>25598328
No we would all be the same and no normies will be there to ruin it we will all get along great
Woman hate thread.
Sacrifice for the robot or originality
>>25597235
>tfw women are infesting this board right now
I feel like a goddamn goth seeing all those posers trying to steal the robot identity just because
Seriously, why the fuck would you come here and pretend you are a robot when youre a bloody normie and a girl into the bargain. I DONT UNDERSTAND
This comment is original desu family.
