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"$700 MILLION" JACKPOT
>>25574663
Powerball, the eternal stupid person tax.
>>25574663
if i had a jew for every jackpot i didn't hit
>>25574705
>>25574705
>hurr durr only stupid people waste money on the lottery or "stupid people tax" as I like to call it
*goes out and buys liquor, new model car, expensive clothes, food that taste good, video games, movies, cigarettes, etc*
If I could become an attractive grill, I would spend every waking moment coming to each and everyone one of your homes and fucking you into the floor.
I'm sorry, robots. I just want to see you all happy.
>>25574631
Pass by my house first, touching used goods doesn't make me happy.
>>25574631
>fucking a whore
>getting a STD
No thanks family.
>>25574673
>>25574754
I just want to make you all happy, I'm not trying to be a whore...
QUICK
>Have a free place
>Decide to invite over slutty girl who I madeout with a few years back, and goes to the same college as me
>Invite her over to smoke and chill yesterday
>She asks to bring one of her female friends with her
>I say no
>She asks to reschedule for today
>I say alright
>After several delays from our original meeting time, she asks if she can bring her (female) friend over, since she was still over her place and was the main reason she was so tied up, since she couldn't ask her to leave
Should I let her bring her over or just give up on her? What are my chances of this turning into a threesome?
I know it's pretty unlikely, but I just wanted to see what you guys would think.
>>25574621
She wants to bring her female friend to use as a shield to not have sex with you.
Ignore her and she'll probably text you begging to hang out and will forget about her friend in the process; if not, you won't have wasted anything by ignoring her.
>threesome
she's bringing a friend so she won't have to be alone with you you colossal sperg
>>25574664
Yeah, figured as much. But the optimist in me likes to jump to best case scenario. Fuck it.
How can roasties even compete?
Would you robots ever fuck a roastie?
looks like homors mouth
>>25574588
Yes I would. I'd fuck anything at this point
Anyone else just open the image for a few seconds, check out the soles of her feet, and close it without even glancing at her vagina?
>tfw no weeb anime elite dangerous wingman who is patient and accepting of failure
>making a thread about it
>>25574556
Fuck off Noun
this probably isn't an original comment either
>>25574584
Hi there! Have you camscammed for me yet?
>You'll never know what it's like to have an inconveniently large dick
why even live?
>you'll never know what it's like to suck an inconveniently large dick
>tfw no inconventionally large dick bf
I envy femboys and traps with big ones. Mine is small and I guess more guys like that but having a big one that never gets used would be hot.
>you will probably die one day
>>25574481
>probably
Are you counting on advanced life support technology to hit the market in your lifetime?
>>25574498
Not really, I just figure I might be one of the lucky ones.
>>25574498
Right? What's this probably shit? Nah, m8. You're gonna die someday
Are there ANY associates degrees worth getting?
just learn a trade faggot
also accounting
>He fell for the "associates degree" meme
Get an associates in a STEM field and then transfer to a university
>Have aspergers
>Nobody can tell just from looking at me
>20 years old and can't drive
>People still make me nervous
>Have never kissed/held hands with a girl
>Have never had a gf
>Only reason I have a job is because my dad lets me work with him
>Pretend to be a normal, socially adjusted man but actually a total shut-in
>Have been this way since I was 13
>Can only name 3 streets in the neighborhood I grew up in
>Get emotional over literally anything
>Do everything backwards
Who /aspergers/ here?
>>25574249
So what?
You want an award?
>>25574249
not /aspergers/ but most of those also apply to me here anon have some internet love
>>25574249
>can't drive
Are you sure you aren't just retarded? Why not?
t. Aspie
Does having a gf make you feel euphoric?
Yeb
not from what I remember, I got sick of it pretty fast
You'll feel semi euphoric when you first start dating and are going through the honeymoon phase. After that, you'll start getting sick of her, the sex will dry up and you'll wish you could fuck other girls.
Let's play a game. We post pictures of ourselves as children in a group of other children. Others have to guess which one we are. Alternatively, post adult pictures, if no child pictures are present.
I will start.
nice try eff be aye
>>25573987
middle one fuck off robot
>>25575132
Nope, that one ain't me. He was a childhood friend though.
Daily reminder that if you're happy with your assigned birth gender then you're nothing but a filthy normie.
>>25573900
Reminder that trannies are normalfag failed robots that decided to go through life on easy mode
>>25573900
>>25573920
dude you have your own fucking board.
Daily reminder that gender is objective and unchangable.
Daily reminder to sage these faggot threads.
>about to pop some MDMA
what should i do while tripping?
>>25573853
Stop calling it tripping, otherwise anonymous people on the internet will laugh at you.
MDMA intoxication is called rolling.
Are you alone robot? I did some earlier then smoked some weed on the comedown, its the best ive felt since i last did MDMA last year
>>25573941
Rolling* i actually knew that.. dont know why i said tripping..
I'm alone yes.
Might go see a friend while rolling.
I usually fall asleep before the comedown so i dont really smoke weed with it.
Smoked weed on the comedown the first time i did it. Started seeing shit when i closed my eyes.
When i had my eyes closed while looking at a lid up wall i could see flashbacks (This was the day after the roll)
Thinking about bombing it but i havent done it before.
Am i in for a treat?
ITT: Post pictures of scenery you've taken or a simple picture from your window.
Let us share what views we have in our countries.
Here's another one
fdhsjufdsvb
pls don't let me be the only one posting
think I should go out more and just take random pictures
Obscure feels thread?
>tfw you're not a master thief, stealing riches from museums and rich people with your buddies.
wtf does that even mean normalfag
>>25573894
shut up your the normifag dumb cuck fuckerr
>tfw sit down for a pee pee and some pee dribbles into your pants when you stand up
