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>browsing 4chan
>jesus walks through your door
>he says "Hello my child. I am the son of God. You may ask me one question."
>wat do?
Can you actually microwave a burrito so hot you can't eat it?
How do I get a gf, jewsus?
What happens after we die?
Bloxybloxymyproxy
HAHAHA ALCOHOL, AMIRITE??
>>25571443
HAHA I KNOW RIGHT, BUT I ONLY DRINK CUZ I AM SAD :(, I AM TOTALLY A ROBOT EVEN THOUGH I DRINK NORMALFAGJUICE
DUDE ALCOHOL IS POISON WEED IS WAY CHEAPER AND CURES CANCER DUDE WEED LMAO
I'm 21 yo and starting to become a bit bored of it ...
What do you guys recommand me trying? I was thinking about LSD.
I would probably give anything to live in Rapture, in an alternate version that is, one that hasnt nor will fall. Any robots with the same or similar wishes??
>>25571254
lmao, stick to reading Ayn Rand, NEETcuck.
>>25571793
I think it's probably more the underwater city theme than the economics. If the economic system was the same, the collapse would happen sooner or later.
>>25571823
Yeah the 50's theme with the music and dress code, together with the underwater city do it for me, the everybody is free economic stanpoint would rip the city up in due time
Tell me about myself why do I wear the mask?
you're built like a fridge dude
Becuase you're done.
>>25570897
I'm 200ish pounds 6'4 armed security guard thanks breh
>dude spits in the face of 3 year old child and roasties
WHICH ONE OF YOU DID THIS?
>serial spitter
Kek
>youll never be a prominent serial killer targeting normies known as the roastie toaster
>>25570142
>Beta uprising will never happen in your life time
>6'1
>6/10 face
>3 inch erect penis
>I could've been a chad
>I could've been a
>I could've been
>I could've
Who else here /smallpenis/?
>>25569994
How the hell does that happen? Is it hereditary?
I feel you. I'm also 3' hard. It doesn't bother me too much because I'm a sissy homo but I can't imagine what I would've done if I wasn't
>>25569994
>5'5
>also 3 inch erect
Even worser for man let me
>mummy jokingly says that I have the "I'm going to kill you" look
>realise this is the reason girls dont approach me
>>25569780
Can't spell "approach" without "roach".
>>25569780
Bitch resting face is pretty awful.
But I have the choice between that and looking stoned.
Everyone always says I look sad. Even when I'm doing something I truly enjoy people usually can't tell I'm having fun. God damn it smiling all the time isn't natural
What is the most /r9k/ game, video or otherwise?
>>25569541
You actually need friends to play d&d.
Snakes and ladders, but theres only snakes and the last square is a snake taking you back to the beginning
Where mah FE nignugs at
I have a fetish for ditzy airhead girls. The types that say stupid stuff without realizing it.
Are there any videos of girls saying stupid things that I can watch?
>>25568457
One of my fetishes is girls making funny faces like the blonde in your pic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgGPMrLHRy0
there u go op, im glad i can help out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rApl9HxdSow
>syllabus week
>professor giving introduction presentation
>memes in every slide
>this is a 4000 level class
>none of them are even dank
ITT: cringey things you've seen/done at collegessorry the picture is bad, prof didn't want phones out
>>25567702
>>25567702
I would drop that class so hard and find a professor who believes teaching is more important than being adored by students.
This is also why using ratemyprofessor is a terrible way to choose professors.
Cringe was all through college for me. I mean the entire fucking time.
I had an English professor a couple years ago that was just like that, except she was just an innocent middle aged lady and really liked lolcats. I found it cute, in a way. Maybe it helped that she actually was a good professor and knew her shit despite being cringey.
Shit like op picture just needs to stop, completely. I hate professors that surround their classroom with a bunch of sassy/bitter sayings and meme posters, just makes them look like jackasses
How often do girls masturbate to gernuine orgasm in real life? Most men do it at least once a week if not more, since they were 12 years old, is it the same for girls too?
once every two weeks, except for when its first discovered and then its pretty much every night for a month.
>>25620026
I can hear my sis at least 3 times a week
Women do it when they want to. They don't have a natural horniness build up, that requires release, like guys do.
Where are you in the Abyss robots?
>>25620013
>tfw you feel yourself falling into level 4
im at level ?
Level 3
Also,
>Level 5
>Mentions friends
:^)
have any of you robots ever been in a fight?
Yup out drinking and I was jumped by a guy.
Broke my nose, and we wrestled on the ground and I bit a huge chunk of his lower arm muscle out.
Felt good, even though I broke my nose.
>>25619803
When I was ~5-8 I was a massive bully. I would beat up guys and make fun of them. I never got in trouble for it because they were probably too embarrassed to tell on me.
Eventually we hit the age where guys were stronger than girls and some kid fought back and actually fucked me up. Both of our noses were bleeding and we had pretty bad bruises.
Since he actually fought back the teacher got involved. I cried as soon as the teacher noticed and the boy got in trouble and was suspended.
kek, serves that fucker right. one of my fondest memories.
>>25619945
>domestic violence in a nutshell
Post some feels, either original or not-original.
This picture pretty much sums up my outlook on life.
>>25619611
This from last night, this was the culmination of a 4 hour, 1,000 post thread.
>tfw texting this girl every day since before thanksgiving
>no I don't initiate every time
>sext the dirtiest shit I ever have
>honestly think I'm in love with this girl
>try to schedule a date with her 3 times
>she cancels the first because of family stuff, ok
>too busy for 2 and 3
>give up hope and decide to move on
>she texts me on NYE about how she's my gf now
>we sext twice since then, both times she talks about how she wants me, needs me
>keep talking about how much we like each other
>she schedules a date for last night
>text her yesterday about what time we were meeting up
>"was that tonight? I thought it was tomorrow, I have a tinder date tonight"
>ok
>text her this morning, she's extra happy
>ask her why
>she got laid last night on her date
>it was great
>now she's explaining the sex to me
>tfw she'll probably cancel our date today
>I'm in too deep now to move on
I haven't been this depressed in I don't even know how long
Post cuties
>>25618530
tfw no https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girlfriend
posting the classics
dr. who is shit but she is qt
