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If I only use 4 subreddits (non-default), do I still count as a redditor?
What's the cut off point for being a redditor? 5 subreddits? Having an account? Using the site at all?
you're allowed to steal their content as long as you don't post there.
...you're not posting, are you?
>>25579455
Nah, I just lurk and occasionally upvote.
There's no shame in using Reddit. Everyone here knows Reddit is better than 4chan.
Am I ugly /r9k/?
>>25579272
No, just average
I feel like if you lost some more weight, your jaw would show more, and if you got contacts, girls would want you
just takes some work anon
Nah, nice glasses by the way.
>>25579272
Nah man, you have kind of a goofy look, but you aren't a naturally ugly person senpai
Do you want to save Pepes from normies?
Act fast
shes retweeting racist green supremacist pictures
https://twitter.com/CheriJacobus/with_replies
>>25579249
Who the fuck takes time out of their day to make these?
Nobody knows this bitch even exists, and looks like it may be a fake account too.
>>25579312
An anon from Mexico
It explains the cut off limbs
We asked him to put the swastika in
t. /pol/
>tfw so busy programming I've been ignoring friends, gf, and haven't jacked off in weeks.
cameraman was to close most of the time he missed a lot of good footage by being zoomed in to his cock and her ass n pussy
Is programming your job or you doing it as a hobby?
Hobby. I'm not actually good at it or anything but I'm learning and it's fun. Too bad classes start up again Monday and I have to go back to focusing on all that.
How do I filter out niggers and fatasses from my matches? They just clog up my whole results screen. I'm not into bestiality or blobs.
>>25579224
by deleting your account
>>25579245
No thanks. I'm not being alone again this Valentine's Day.
>>25579288
You're too stupid to operate a normies ass site like okc.
Yeah you are.
/yg/ Yandere General
post yandere stories edition
Resource list:
Map: https://zeemaps.com/map?group=1021034 (run by unknown)
Steam group: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/yanderegeneral
IRC: #yangen on Rizon
Dubtrack.fm room: https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/yg
Skype group: https://join.skype.com/uBkj11BrwxpR
But seriously, Albedo is a shit waifu.
>>25579290
>mocking someone's waifu
shut your mouth bitch-ass nigga
all waifus are great waifus
I dont even care about this shitfuck yandere thread I just came here to tell you you are shit
>>25579323
All of them are great? You can't think of a single one that is shit?
How do I get a femdom gf?
>>25578886
It's gonna be hard finding a full-on gf. Try fetish sites and maybe some of the kinkier parts of tumblr where all the femdom girls are looking for a guy to dominate.
>>25578886
pls source very attractive woman also what board and threads should i be looking for for more of this
>>25578886
i dont get it, it's just a handjob. is it a dominating handjob?i'd rather have her soles on my dick
All of my friend's girlfriends are taller than me
I just want a single adult woman to have to look up at me just once
>>25578848
Best i can ever hope for is an eye level conversation with a woman
>>25578848
Being anything shorter than 5 and a half feet tall is a death sentence. I was probably a really fucked up person in my previous life to receive such a damning punishment
Is chad height 6' or 6' 2? Or 6' 4?
Bouta get that hgh cycle depending on the answer brah
>>25578700
Do Europeans really pride themselves on that fuckhead?
>>25578732
Brit here, most of us hate him apart from the far left commies
>>25578776
I'm not really familiar with Russel Brand. Why do people hate him?
ITT: Reddit shit you do/enoy
>unironically enjoy epic rap battles of history
>think monty python is the absolute height of comedy
>watch twitch streams regularly
>think pewdiepie is bearable
>>25578686
All of those are bad even for reddit
>>25578714
can't say im particularly proud of any of them, never got 4chan's hate for monty python though
>>25578772
because this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atQsWb2ODOo
>be menursefag
>be at work
>"why dont you ever smile anon, you'd look so much better if you smiled every once in a while."
>"because i don't get paid to smile, i get paid to do my job."
>well you should try and smile more often
>once tried smiling everyday even under the shittiest circumstances
>everybody thought that was a invitation to talk to me and waste my time with bullshit
>try to get with a 8/10
>you are nice and everything but i have a bf
>mfw
who here /leavemealone/
>male nurse thinks he'll be attractive to women with his demeaning woman job
No-one wants to read your blog, you whining fucking faggot.
If you don't want people to want to *gasp - how dare they* talk to you, then get a job working
by yourself.
'boohoo - I'm a grumpy faced poo brain don't talk to me I'm so edgy and dark and mysterious' - you fucking cunt.
>>25578669
i dont even want to be a nurse honestly but the money is too good to quit
>you walk around in a big european city in broad daylight
>suddenly you see a couple arab and african refugees trying to rape a blonde aryan girl
>she screams for help but only you are there
how do you react? keep in mind you are in europe so no guns allowed
I do nothing because I don't leave the house.
>>25578677
Couldn't agree with you more, let the fucking kikes have their bullshit.
>offer them hotdogs
Hotdogs are available
What's the most beta thing you ever did?
>continued to orbit girl in high school after she stood me up twice when I asked her to the movies, and made me a third wheel on another movie date
>>25578595
I never did anything beta. I dont waste time on roasties, neither should you.
Never even tried
>qt 8/10 introduced to me at a gathering of sorts
>"Anon, this is femanon"
>"Hi, i'm anon"
>realize i did jazz hands during my introduction and try to save
>"and i do jazz hands apparently"
>fails
>conversation over, i go stand by myself again
That was when i realized i'll never have sex
>tfw no qt gf to tie me up and torture me.
And I'm talking about real torture, I want a girl who is willing to suffocate me till I pass out, to waterboard me till I'm at deaths door, to tie me up to the bed and cut my whole body up with a sharp blade, leaving scars everywhere. I want a girl who will bite me and scratch me everywhere, who will squeeze my balls hard, who will beat the shit out of me leaving bruises everywhere.
I'd be happy to oblige, but I doubt you're anywhere near me.
That said, I have a pretty serious fetish for emotional sadism. I love having socially awkward, clingy guys try to flirt with me while I respond with cold indifference. Bonus points if they put up with me making subtle jabs at them at every opportunity. It lends itself better to online relationships as well.
>>25578724
Where do you live femanon? If you live in the same state I do, I'm not picky, I just want to get tortured.
Thats pretty hot, what else do you want done
>tfw no husband to torture
lm boredand sad
her face melts into the wall
Does posting this means im not enough for you anymore?
>>25578567
Youre going out soon, so I need to do something while you are gone
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