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Robots, I realized for the first time what it's like to have to socialize with an even more autistic person than myself.
I know it was his shyness, but he really came off as unfriendly, uncaring and like he didn't appreciate me.
I hope this puts things for you in perspective, guys.
That's the qtiest trap who ever lived.....and then died
>>25616397
Trap, not trans.
Which means no excuse, going for him is gay as fuck.
>>25616431
How the fuck is it gay if I am attracted to his feminine features. He's not a burly hairy dude. He's a petite, smooth, thin, pretty, femboy.
ITT: post about your day and if we think you're a femanon based on what you post we'll flame you
Do not mention your sex/gender in the post
>woke up
>have been laying on the couch since then
>tfw spent all last night, and a lot of today waiting for a specific op to create a risk thread. I create one half an hour ago only to see one he created (that didn't take off) an hour ago. I deleted mine, posted in his to realise he fucked off.
>tfw don't want to make another thread because It'll be irritating to someone because I only just deleted mine
I just want to have a comfy game with robots ;_:
>woke up
>lay on the couch browsing 4chan
>breakfast (toast + nutella)
Can any heroin users/former heroin users describe what the feeling is like to me? I'm never going to try it, but I'm very interested in the drug's biochemistry, and I just want to know what it feels like.
I've heard it feels like the best orgasm ever or like being kissed by Jesus, but I'd like a more accurate description.
>>25615473
you feel reeeally lightweight and dreamy, the euphoria comes in waves and you feel sick to your stomach at the same time
it doesnt feel like an orgasm or whatever other stupid thing normies that have never done it say
casual heroin smoker here
>>25615612
>you feel sick to your stomach
That is the evil and sin you commit corrupting your soul. I am spiritual, every time I do something wrong I get this pressure in my stomach. Some other spiritualist call it the "hell chakra." But I am a Christian.
Just smoke opium. You feel high but happy, and you can get off of it a little easier.
Once you hit h you are fucked
>Muslim men appreciation thread
Demand total obedience from women
Have zero tolerance for any female that steps out of line, is uppity, feminist or slutty
Don't surrender to all these bitchy, oversensitive homosexuals and their bake-my-cake hysteria
Aren't godless degenerates who think that putting bananas in your ass is a sign of civilization
Take over Europe
>>25615463
Islam has Too many rules for men.
Ruins it desu.
Nice to see feminists protesting muslims for once.
They live in actual patriarchal societies worth opposing but nobody calls them on it for fear of being called "racist".
>>25615463
Being Muslim is the only way to win in the world
>get to call out roasties on their shit
>"I'm just Muslim it's my faith, I didn't know it was wrong"
>billions of people defend you in the name of tolerance
>whole time, you're winning
Fuck the new Janitors edition
NO /POL/TARDS ALLOWED
>>25615122
It was probably because the thread soured and everyone started arguing
>>25615150
Why must you start it again?
>>25615157
>Why must you start it again?
Someone was gonna
What do you do when this fucker wants to inevitably put you inHufflepuff, Robot?
>>25612172
Hufflepuff people are supposed to be the nice and bubbly ones. Most people here would be put into slytherin.
>>25612199
4chin anons are the most harmless & beta people irl. This post is not a spam.
>>25612172
I'd be fine with that. I always figured I'd belong in Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw.
>tfw got a robot bf the other day
>apparently we lived close
>visit him
>cuddle, hold hands, take walks together, and other cute stuff
>move in with him, he's a neet
>decide to work and earn even more money for him
>cook his breakfast every morning
>try my best to make him happy everyday
Other femanons should just look for a robot bf. They're so cute when they're happy, and being able to give them everything they want is one of the best feels.
>>25611815
Are either or both of you overweight?
So you just met him and cuddled and moved in?
Slut detected.
I JUST WANT A GF WHO UNDERSTANDS THE ANXIETY AND PANIC I FEEL OVER THE THOUGHTS OF GROWING UP AND WILL ALLOW ME TO TRY BE THE MOST PERFECT HOUSE HUSBAND POSSIBLE
If you could completely rid the world of one particular group of people
Who do you choose?
>>25608995
people who post hitler and believe genocide is the way to go with something they disagree on
hitler is just the polar opposite of tumblr with power
children
mr edge mc edgypants over here
ITT: autistic words and/or phrases we say compulsively
>>25607712
Cuck
Lolrobot
>>25607712
>trill
I say this shit all the fucking time in public, thankfully my friends are all normies.
>>25607712
>Shut up, shut up, no one cares about your opinion!
>Please, just make me dead!
>There is nothing in the dessert. No man needs nothing.
Why do black guys, especially the blacks here doing STEM, hang out on a board full of racist stormfag Dark Triad sociopaths that desire to make them feel inferior every second of the day?
Internet nazi keyboard warriors don't make me feel anything.
What? What does STEM have to do with anything?
I'm addicted to talking to people who don't self censor. Besides, not everyone is like that and you can learn from even someone who would hate you if they knew who you were really were.
Have you ever wondered why it is so easy to argue against eating meat but so hard to argue for it?
That is because there are exactly zero ethical justifications for eating meat.
The vast majority of ethicists agree that eating meat is plain wrong. Why can't meat eaters accept this?
I enjoy eating meat.
I don't care if animals have to do die for my enjoyment of eating meat.
Call the fucking cops you faggot.
>>25613180
As long as you understand that what you're doing is wrong, you're okay in my books. It's the meat eaters who try to rationalize their habit who disgust me.
You need meaty nutrition to live.
Have you ever loved someone /r9k/ if so who was she/he and what happened, why are you here and not with them now?
Every time I had a crush on someone it was a straight guy obviously not interested in me because I'm a guy too. It was painful every time.
>>25612870
>what happened
They didn't love me back. No one ever has. Not their fault, I can't get upset at them for not loving me. But it does hurt. Especially when it happens over and over. Each time I find myself getting more and more deprived and desperate.
I loved your mom, too bad she went for your cuck dad.
P.S: I might be your actual dad.
Rev up those coffee makers and tea bags, it's time for a good old fashioned comfy thread.
ITT:
>post comfy pics/wallpapers
>talk about how your day was/how it is going to be
>what are you playing/listening/reading/doing
>what else is going on in your life?
>>25612351
bumping with comfy pics for the time being
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiO5Sk1jdbc
>getting back some shoes i had repaired
>gf coming over tonight
>>25612351
bamp de la bump
Does /r9k/ wish they had a sister growing up?
yeah, to fuck.
>>25611033
I have one. She is the kind of woman who has her shit together.
>>25611033
I had one. It was good until we had a falling out when she got caught for drug use and sold me down the river to divert attention from herself.
Became friends again eventually but it took a mighty toll on my ability to trust or respect her.
Why can't we be cute anime girls bros?
because god wants us to suffer
checked
Because even if you were an anime girl living in an anime world, you'd still want to be the entertainment you consume there.
>He's not an anime girl
wow look at this faggot and laugh
![1452310286600[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lxuZIST.jpg "1452310286600[1]")
