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Any robots eat/drink Soylent?
Only retarded hipsters would do that.
>>25572857
Why? Seems pretty easy and cheap as a way to replace meals.
>>25572822
tried it for a month. Was pretty great desu. Some people don't like the toasty,cerealy flavour, but i loved it. would do again 8/10 pretty healthy
>tfw you go for a run on your shin-splints and sore ankles
>tfw every-time you run it gets more intense
>tfw you feel even stronger
>tfw you see yourself jumping in the air and yelling "fuck yeah" while fatties and muscle head chad who can barely run 100meters stare at you and then you get a sudden burst of energy and start sprinting as fast as you can
who here /MentallyStrong/
I'm fat and I have more money than you ever will. Be as fit as you want I will always get the girl
>>25572834
Have fun taking it to the grave when you get a stroke, blob.
>>25572847
I have 25-30 good years left buddy, not that it matters since someone will take my place. There will always be a rich bastard to crash your dreams
New eggy video
What does it mean?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9c_kIQ75a_g
>Nigger music
>>25572677
Thats not the eggman i was hoping for in my files
I need to sort that shit
It means my hands are continuously raw and bleeding from working 18 hour days
>>25572969
Get some gloves you retard
best job for a robot?
>inb4 neet wageslave bullshite
>>25572617
Factory worker or programmer.
>inb4 no factories senpai
>>25572660
>Factory worker
hmmmm
>>25572617
there must be a version of 4chan where robots are fed from a pipeline of work and must solve more than captchas and joke setups. We have untapped resources here.
Whats the best vacation destination in the world? My mom said she will treat us to a vacation and I can pick anywhere to go for 2 weeks. Where should we go? I live in New York and have never even left the state. Is Hawaii good place for vacation? I was thinking there. Also no joke locations like Syria or Brazil please....
>>25572507
Portugal
>comment was not original
I heard New Jersey is pretty nice
>>25572533
Said nobody ever
Can we seriously finally clear the air that being attractive doesn't fucking automatically make you chad? Why do you faggots think this? You realize having "game" is everything, right? Girls really do care more about social prowess than looks. Girls would rather have the charismatic average looking guy than have some super hot guy with the social skills of a fucking pizza faced neet neckbeard. Obviously if you're better looking girls will give you hints that they want you a lot more, but girls almost never make the first move no matter how hot you are unless you're like famous or extremely wealthy.
Girls think you're even creepier if you're good looking and have no confidence or social skills at all, because in their eyes there is no reason why you should be this way because women's view of attractive men is extremely warped and they view them as sort of a key to the world they want to experience, and if you aren't this pinnacle of confidence that they're expecting of you they feel very let down and disappointed, as most women have the empathy levels of children and can't comprehend the fact that maybe the attractive guy used to be ugly and get rejected constantly and bullied by his peers, and as a result of it he became mentally damaged and never gained any confidence or skill with girls. They'll just think, oh he's a "man", he just has to "get over it" and "suck it up." At least if you're ugly girls aren't going to expect as much from you, so I feel like it's easier to excite and wow them, whereas if you're some handsome 6 foot 3 guy her expectations are going to be much higher.
>>25572500
i was gona disregard because ER pic usually means a meme troll thread, but you made a lot of sense in your post and i believe you are correct.
good post.
>>25572539
Thank you, I really do mean that
Keep deluding yourself, pal. If girls want a supreme gentleman so badly instead of an autistic Chad, then why the fuck did Elliot get no gf?
>be 24 years old
>find normiebook profiles of people i went to highschool with
>they have degrees, full time jobs, husbands/wives, some have children
>im just browsing the most autistic board in the world and masturbating rigorously
what went wrong brehs
>be 24 years old
>find facepage profiles of people I went to high school with
>they have worthless degrees and work in deadend jobs, most part time because no one hires full time employees anymore, some divorced most still unmarried, lots have bastard children born out of wedlock.
>I'm just doing my own thing working part time and hanging out with the same people I hung out with back then.
Honestly we're a fucked generation. And I don't mean we got dealt a bad hand, I mean the world is fucked when the older ones kick the bucket and the younger ones look to us for answers, because we're not gonna have any.
Having children is essentially the end of your own free will. Why people would willingly have kids before at least their very late 20s boggles my mind.
>>25572671
the burbs man. this shit is horrible. its like a melting pot of all the awful people you never want to deal with all living on the same block.
Who /desperatehomo/ here
>In love with straight best friend
>Eatin' at a McDonalds
>He gets up to use the bathroom
>Sniff his seat
And you'll think I'm making this up but I'm not
It's not easy if you're ugly and gay. Nobody wants to even be around you, not even on grindr
>>25572489
why don't you just stop being gay
>>25572489
You sniffed his seat? What so you can smell his butthole smell? Atleast straight guys sniffin panties for pussy pheremones has merit, you faggouht.
>>25572553
I would if I could
>>25572608
Humans can't interpret pheromones you huge faggot. That's not how it works
It was just dirty and I couldn't stop myself
>there are seven billion people in the world
>the only one you will ever truly understand or know the thoughts of is yourself
How do you deal with this feel?
Why does reality constantly deny me?
>>25572246
>How do you deal with this feel?
That's my secret. I don't. Although sonder counters it pretty well intrinsically.
>the universe is fast and infinite and you are less than a spec of dust in it and you don't matter
>read all about quantum mechanics, uncertainty principle, double-slit experiment
>now feel like the center of the universe, adopt solipsism
>can't resolve the two conflicting realities in my head
know this feel?
>>25572246
>implying I understand myself or know my thoughts
try again
2008
>4chan is mostly libertarian albeit with racist jokes.
>Bastion of racism and anti-PC thought, but with a more laid-back, fun feel to it.
>Most posters were athiest and anti-morality police.
>Loved Obama, even hacked Palin's email to prove it.
>Raided Hal Turner's show because he was a Stormfag.
>Supported legalizing pot.
>Liked anime.
2015
>4chan is full blown neocon Neo-Nazi Christian crusaders and morality policemen who watch Fox News, fuck their cousins, wear sunglasses and a cowboy hat, have sunburnt necks, have a gun rack with a gun rack on it, live in a trailer park in a swamp, worship Christ, read the Bible every night, go to church every day, and think Bibleman should be compulsory viewing for all schoolchildren.
>Depressing, cynical, "ultra-serious" feel to posts (can't even use emoticons anymore).
>Racist jokes replaced with infographic spam and conspiracies about things women/blacks/Jews have been scheming
>If you say you're atheist, christfags get upset and spam the fedora meme.
>Think Obama is a "scourge nigger monkey born in Kenya who aint one of us, burn 'im at the stake :^)"
>Would probably fund Hal Turner's radio shows today.
>Anything positive about marijuana gets shitposted into oblivion with "DUDE WEED LMAO"
>Bashes "weebshit" at every turn
What happened?
>>25572231
choke on a cock faggot, also wrong board
>>>/lgbt/
>>25572231
Libertarianism is conservative fascism in disguise.
>>25572231
4chan kept coming into the news, it got an influx of normalfags who took the edgyness to the extreme in order to out edge each other.
This place is dead, dunno why I'm still here. It's upsetting to look at the catalogue on /b/ and just see porn and nothing of substance.
Who /indianwifu/ here?
That bitch definitely bleached her skin, it's apparent as fuck.
>>25572689
the only thing apparent is your delusion
i kinda wish i were indian
im already ugly, beta and skinnyfat, but my parents arent going to find a wife and force her parents to marry me
>tfw a beer make me dizzy
who /weak/ here
it's the carbonation, it fucks with how your body handles the alcohol
try wine or hard liquor instead
I want my daughter, Jasmijn, to stop drinking. She's not even 16 and she's fucking up her brain and health. I want her to go medical school whens she's older, but when she keeps it up like this, that will never happen.
>>25572106
Well hello old guy
>>25572064
I can drink until I can't stand and everyone refuses to believe I'm drunk.
who here /CHVRCHES/?
i can't stop listening to them
>>25572032
they're a terribly mediocre band and you should literally feel bad for listening to them
go blog about her armpits senpai
they're shit
her voice has the range of my three inch dick
she looks like a goblin and can't sing
>tfw no asian gf with big tits
>>25571801
>asian
apparently this isn't original
>>25571801
do want. yummy and nutritious.
>that whitewashed whore
>asian
lmao
You do her calculus homework
He makes her cervix go berserk
Bumping
IDC how unoriginal this comment is
he fucks her until she sees stars
you fap to her dot rars
No one will ever love you while he'll love no one.
