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What's your fetish robot?
>pic related
pic related familio
>>25582329
DUDE FEET LMAOsniff in hell, footfag
Taking a girl from a religious family with a conservative appearance and turning her into a prostitute. It's like a very specific corruption fetish.
My gf and I are pretty happy with her mode of income and our lifestyle.
When will spics and niggers leave america and fuck off back to where they came from?
>>>/pol/60373237
>>25582225
lel.
>americlaps
>>25582225
>niggers
you brought a lot of them here though, and modern African immigrants are actually very well off
>>25582225
>a societal reject
>wanting minorities to leave
Beggars can't be choosers, OP
Anyone into hot felons? I can dump pics if anyone is interested
backpage . felons . orgy
it's a conjugal visit so they always have an incall place for the hour.
I think what you mean is;
>Does anyone here shit where they eat?
tfw big guy finally gets trelle
Does anyone else here hate their mother?
I think everyone here does.
>>25582104
No I love my mommy more than anything.
>hating his mom
>being a normie shit
Leave
Well tomorrow is my last day on this world. What should i do? i have about $700 saved up what recommendations do you guys have for me to do before i pull the plug?
>>25582033
lel. what are u gonna do with 700$ except continue living?
Buy tickets to a big game, run out into the field and kill yourself on live TV
Get some good ass food man.
>tfw literally haven't brushed my teeth in over three months
Aside from my breath smelling like shit (I don't notice it and I don't go outside), what the fuck are the downsides here? Pretty much none it seems to me?
If you brush your teeth you're a normie fuck
>>25581925
enjoy having dentures in your 50s
>tfw when you floss after 1 month of not brushing
>tfw you run around the house sticking it in peoples faces and forcing them to smell it
>>25581933
>implying there won't be some magic medicine to fix my problems by then
Fuck off, linear thinker
>She rejected your offer to Netflix and chill
>2 weeks later she got hit by a bus
>>25581900
>implying i even offered netflix and chill
netflix and chill for me is just that - netflix and chill by myself.
>>25581900
Lady Karma will instigate the beta uprising
>>25581900
>Guy who bullied me all of middle school
>Got stabbed in a night club
Mixed feelings to be quite honest family.
>Had around 8 sexually partners
>They said I'm the best they ever had/biggest
>Still feel miserable
Don't fall for the meme. Fucking women doesn't guranteed happiness just like how driving a BMW doesn't guranteed happiness.
you should leave this board because you clearly don't understand what anything here is
>>25581904
Because not losing your virginity is more life threatening
>>25581958
>it's only about sex
no really, get out of here
my crush finally acepted to go in a date with me. this is a glorious day.
wish me luck robots
Good luck you stupid fucking normie
i hope you get cucked, you fucking faggot
Channel your inner chad. Good luck and god speed fellow robot
I WANT A KISS
I NEVER KISSED A GIRL
I WANT TO FEEL WHAT IS LIKE
CAN I PAY A GIRL TO KISS HER?
I want to beat you with a nine-iron. But not as much as I want to die. I'm sorry.
>>25581693
Yes. Just buy a prostitute and only kiss her. :^)
>>25581693
kissing is completely boring and not exciting at all. don't bother unless it's with someone you really like
Don't be sad guys, know that allah loves you al
Become muslim and worship the all mighty
>>25581579
Daily ISIS thread? Great!
>>25581579
God's true subjects would not go around brutally massacring innocent people and wreaking absolute suffering and havok wherever they go.
I mean this is such a fucking easy concept to grasp.
>>25581609
>God's true subjects would not go around brutally massacring innocent people and wreaking absolute suffering and havok wherever they go.
Which God? Certainly not the Jewish, Christian or Islamic one then.
Yo, you boys got a minute? I got some real ass shit goin on here, real talk. So like, I was on this youtube video my homegirl maria showed me, and this gringo was talkin bout how you can go on this special part of the internet, like the deep dark web and shit. So like, I do that right, lookin for some drugs, and I come up on this weird ass shit, like some fight club shit with dudes straight bustin each other the fuck up and shit. Had videos and everything, and don't be askin me to post that shit cuz i aint savin no videos of no fuckin murders cuz I aint trying to go to jail and shit alright?
Anyway, I'm scared, cuz I tried to post some on their page, and like I got this letter in the mail saying I been invited to this fight club, and I was like "yeah I aint join dat stupid ass shit", but then I look and they had a pic of my cousin Carlito and they got him in a dungeon or some shit, and said I better enter and fight or they gon kill his ass.
So anyway, I wanna ask yall, the fuck do I do? Like, I don't wanna come to the cops because you know how they be trippin n shit, I mean, should I just enter this contest and try to win? I'm strapped and got my gat n shit, and I got my switchblade, but I don't know how imma handle all that shit cuz those videos had some serious loco ass fuckers in that shit.
and don't be askin me for no fuckin nudez either, I know I look fine as fuck, I don't need some gringo ass trying to hit on me and shit so fuck off with that
You don't talk about fight club you stupid wetback
nachos
>>25581578
don't you tell me what not to talk about you stupid fuckin bitch, if you said that shit in person id fuckin cut you, stupid gringo motherfucker, fuck you
Please help me, I don't want to go crazy bros I think I'm losing it, I need her back
>>25581554
DUDE guys, im toottaally depressed bros. I've been single a whole 3 weeks
>>25581569
She was my first gf (i'm 20) and it's been 6 months.
>i need her back
look at this fag fucking fairy queer
So I just went on omegle for the first time using a webcam today. Every girl that I came across ended up skipping over me. Is this a good indication that I am ugly
post your picture and we will be honest with you
although I haven't used omegle in years, I would assume you were ugly
Dont mean jack shit. And if it is then whatever. Lots of other shit matters too like personality, talent, confidence, smarts, money, etc.
>stereotype for la is waiting tables as an important
>can't actually afford la as a waiter
Why is this a thing? I don't get it.
>>25581530
>unironically trying to live in LA.
You fucked up. List of impossible to live in places: LA, New York, Paris, London.
>>25581568
SF is a thousand times tougher to live in than LA.
>>25581568
San Francisco in there too
