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When I win the powerball tomorrow I'm going to buy 4chan from china moot and make it so users have to verify employment and having a gf to post here
your days are fucking numbered, robots
Eugh, as much as I know this is a joke, bait, blah blah blah, it's just a really bad idea overall
I mean you'd lose about 75% of 4chan's population, essentially turning this place into a ghost town
Not to mention "verifying employment" will take out another 20%
So basically, you'll waste your money, only to have the site die
When I win powerball I'll give most of it to Charity, children in orphanages probably.
>>25590457
And how much would you give to your wife's son, you fucking kuck
If I castrate myself, will I stop wanting to have a gf? Will I stop feeling the feels?
I really can't take it anymore tbqch (to be quite certainly honest) honest lads
No, you will stop wanting to have sex. There is no cure for wanting to feel loved.
>>25590190
There's one though.
>>25590206
That's not a cure for problems in life, that's just ignoring them.
Why haven't you tried getting laid at a juggalo gathering /r9k/? Go to an ICP concert and you'll get laid.
>>25590031
Look mom, it's the white underclass! :D
Too much soda, rather have beer and water.
>>25590031
No, even those girls wouldn't want to have sex with me
It's been a year since POO POO PEE PEE
Post the best
>>25590004
Oh god I've missed poopoopeepee.
>>25590004
it's been longer than that you failed normie
>>25590704
No it hasn't ( unless you mean 13-14 months isn't 1 year) op is correct. we were here. It was hilariously unforgettable.
Why don't you wax your balls, robots?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGD6KObQM-Y
>>25590002
Why would I
No one else will ever see them
>>25590012
The girl waxing it would
>>25590012
stop being negaitve
What is the fastest you have ever driven robots?
115mph on the M40 in England for me, though I was a passenger doing 125mph on the autobahn once
120 mph in car, 155 on motorcycle
It's fun
you think you are being cool by driving eradically and endangering other peoples lives? real life isn't like your video games no one is going to applaud you for being a maniac on the road. Driving is a privilege not a right
>>25589862
28 years per life.
Any europeans here?
I had like a hole in one of my molars for over a year but it didnt hurt.
Now i was just eating something and half the teeth broke of.
Yes i know im an idiot. My question is: How much will it cost me to get this fixed?
Also did anyone have similar things happening to them?
help me out oh mighty robot
im too autistic to go to my dentist and then not having the money ;_;
Check to see if there are any dental schools near you, a lot of dental schools will do the work for a cheaper price.
>>25589803
There's a law in a couple of countries now, where you have to pay full price for any visit to the dentist, if you didn't go there at least once a year. So you're pretty much fucked, you will have to pay around, i don't know, 80 euros maybe to get the tooth removed.
Where do I find women with no standards who'll fuck an overweight shut-in neet like me?
>>25589718
A prostitute
>>25589718
Nowhere, women like that don't exist, even the ugly ones have ridiculous standards.
>>25589718
Massage parlors
Why don't you sleep on the floor yet ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OTPG1M6Tvs
I'm not an absolute mad man
>>25589618
he's incredibly uneducated, but ripped af soo possibly on to something
>>25589618
I'm surprised this guy actually has someone willing to record this shit.
Normie Thread
Normies get in here
>flight delayed by a day
>put up in hotel
>band together with other solo passengers
>go clubbing
>train like a beast
>chiseled Jaw 8/10 face
>still no gf
Working full time and just signed up at my local community college full time. I'm nervous I won't be able to do well enough but I like working :(
>gf gives head
>cum in her mouth
>she swallows
>spoon her and fall asleep
Life is good
Time to drink myself to death, yee
What are you drinking fellow robots?
Christian Brothers brandy
you know you're an alcoholic when you're taking shots of rotgut tier liquor at 9am
>>25589666
666 checked
I thought I'd go for something nice for once rather than bying shit tier wine and beer. Not much of a difference desu, expecting to drink all of this in a couple of days.
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There you have it robots, just pick one of these jobs and you'll get a gf ezpz
>putting effort into getting girls
just treat them like the whores they are and they'll do anything
>>25589592
>choosing a career for girls
not gonna make it
>Civil engineer
>Designed the ventilation for three different hospitals
>Always manage to rake one or two gals in by saying
>"I just chose the job because I wanted to help people while doing something I love"
Having an apartment in the middle of the city also helps alot.
>inb4: normie get out etc.
Stop fucking complaining about being a virgin or shooting people ....
>http://newyork.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/
Don't be like that one idiot and get a tranny and anally raped.
>>25589584
>Fun, Sophisticated lady
I'm not in New York lol
>>25589652
http://www.backpage.com/
>pick state and area
>choose escorts
Stop killing people /r9k/
Why the fuck do people on this board idolize normies?
Are you aware that 99% of them are mediocre and unsuccessful in life? Just because there's a lot of them, and so they can make friends with each other more easily, doesn't mean that they're actually 'good' people.
Hell, the 'successful' normies aren't actually normies at all - they've just learned to pretend. A lot of the time, they have more in common with you faggots than they do with the braindead masses.
I know it seems difficult to accept, but most of you are less shallow than normies. You shouldn't seek to throw that away just so you can become another 'happy' drone.
idolize normies? We don't do that
>>25589560
Most of r9k is
>tfw when kv
>tfw when no gf
>tfw when no friends
>tfw no money
>tfw neet and mummy is dying soon
>tfw wageslave
We normies have all you want and have had it so long that we take it for granted, while r9k is too lazy to do anything about it but wallow in self pity.
So yeah, you should idolize us.
BASED gameboy camera
on day 4 of quitting weed right now after an 8 year habit
i feel so sluggish and crappy. i can fall asleep but wake up 3-4 hours in with crazy anxiety.
i know its worth it long term but holy crap do i feel bad.
any tips
have a soup recipe
>weed isn't addicting xDD
just keep thinking about how fucking STONED you'll get when you do it again, you'll actually get red eye and laugh your ass off like you did when you first started
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