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Fuck my life. Should I just give up?
>Be 19 yo khv in Russia, Learning Russian to study med.
>My foregn friend (who has tons of female Russian friends) calls me and tells me to get ready for a date with two of his friends.
>Arrive
>He tells me that it's okay if I'm nervous since this is just practice.
>Spend the entire date like a retard staring at them talking because I don't know what they're saying.
>Find out one of them know English, And try to chat with her.
>Doesn't help cuz I'm boring as shit. End up just asking questions.
>Only manage to make one girl laugh ones throughout the entire date.
>Finally my friend tells me :I tried to help you get with girls, But it seems like you are a failure just like you failed at dating sites, Don't tell me to help you again.
>Date ends.
>Leave alone.
>Not even going to collage tomorrow.
Is it over? This was probably my one chance not to end up alone.
you deserved it, faggot
>He tells me that it's okay if I'm nervous since this is just practice.
>I tried to help you get with girls, But it seems like you are a failure just like you failed at dating sites, Don't tell me to help you again.
your friend seems like a shit person, m8
>>25591428
you're better off alone anyways
>tfw eating actual roast beef in a 300/day hotel
Looks pretty unappetizing m8.
>>25591184
roast beef... salad? It's like the culinary equivalent of a cloaca. Enjoy your smashed together ass-pussy, m8.
>OP comes from an impoverished background
>This is a really huge deal for him
>He's actually really enjoying his disgusting roast beef salad thing
>Your life is so much more privileged than his
>You will never be this happy over some shitty cooked meat that your parents could never afford.
When you fall out with your online friend
My online friend stopped talking to me because I told him he complained too much.
Had to give up on an online friend because they were way too needy. Getting all uppity because I don't want to game all the time or chat every waking moment just got to be too much. Also the politics.
I used to be a famous avatarfag on /tv/ and had a really patrician online friend. The other day i posted to see if he was online and obviously he was.
I can't believe he still spends all his time there.
Its been like 4 years
Just picked up a fresh Hot-and-Ready pizza and some Famous Crazy Bread!
Why aren't you eating Little Caesars this Friday morning? It is the food of NEETs, afterall
you're not the real Mystery, fuck off shill
also I'm allergic to tomatoes and can't afford pizza
>>25591116
it is me
just picked up a pizza with my qtbf
i only eat one meme a day, and i had pho for lunch
Help me understand, /r9k/.
Why do people think it's "enough" to just wipe after taking a shit? I find it extremely unhygienic and frankly disgusting, because you will inevitably be leaving pieces of shit in and around your anus.
After a shit, I always wipe to get the big stuff off, then use a bidet with warm water and carbolic soap to clean around my anus and inside it. Yes, I stick my finger in my butt. Why? So I can clean it. I try to avoid defecating in public bathrooms, and if I have to, I feel gross for the rest of the day.
>>25591069
What the fuck is a bidet
I just don't poop in public rest rooms.
I poop every morning, I wet the toilet paper in the comfort of my own home, and the last few wipes I put hand soap on the toilet paper. I then shower afterwards.
Then I'm good until tomorrow.
>>25591151
>What the fuck is a bidet
Look at the picture, anon.
>>25591069
Because every country has strengths and weaknesses. America is britty gr8 in many areas, but always literally shit tier at toilets. I suspect it was our unique combo of aggressive marketing and crony capitalism.
Who else /anxiousaboutworldwar3/ here?
Anxious? I can't wait for it.
>>25591080
you can't wait to die a painful death? why? I want my death to be /comfy/
>isn't excited for ww3 to shake shit up and make our crappy boring lives interesting
>you will never have sex in your entire life
>>25591020
OP, sometimes you just need to do it. Do not let other people keep you down. Listen to Shia Labeouf's advice.
>>25591020
That's a hasty generalization
Came to terms with this shit years ago when I dropped out of the dating/sex game.
>"would you hit a woman, anon?"
>"i will hit anyone who hits me."
>"you would beat up a woman who gently punched you!?, you can't handle it?"
>"in self-defense, i would definitely hit back, i don't care if it was a woman or a man."
>"you're a terrible person anon, a coward."
>"and if i would not hit the girl i'd still be called a coward right?"
>"..."
had this conversation with my sister.
is it really wrong to hit a woman, i know that every girl who thinks that "a guy can't hit you back" has heard a lot of shit and believes in it.
>>25591019
>receive weak ass punch from bitch
>be so autistic you punch back just for the sake of muh eqwalitii
tip harder autismo
>women
>accountability for their actions
>>25591081
> Trying this hard to validate your feminism beliefs
> Say something sexist against women while doing so
Probably the most autistic thing I've ever seen on this site.
>be me
>be 15
>new school
>decide to go through a emo/gothic phase with Satan posters, Satan music, etc.
>not bad looking I guess
>girls always told me how I looked like Billie Joe Armstrong but cuter
>end up having 2 girlfriends that year
>be 16
>new school again
>become normal again
>no girlfriend
>be turning 22 today
>still no girlfriend
So should I start worshiping Satan again?
No, that's cringey af and it sounds like your gfs were fat weeboos
>>25591004
>Selling your soul to be a normie
Haven't you learned from Faustus?
>>25591034
They were actually poor little no titty emo girls with shitty parents and horrible personalities.
Have you ever tried killing yourself?
>>25590999
yeah, here i am
I have too much pride to off myself.
>>25590999
Just messing around with partial suspension. Got to blacking out.
>you will find your mother's dead body one day
I don't know if I can deal with this.
>your parents will die in your lifetime
>you will die in your lifetime
>nothing really matters
>>25590956
my uncle already found her around early 2012
she made sure it wouldn't be me who found her
Not if she finds mine first. I don't actually have too great of a lifespan, so there's a good chance she'll live to see 80 but I don't expect to see 50. Little less than 30 years is fine
Quick question to the mods of this place.
Since you want to improve this board so much, why don't you ban the tripfags on sight?
It wouldn't matter, they'd just go anonymous and be just as much of attention-whoring fucks
More importantly, why are degenerate tranny threads allowed?
>>25590974
this desu senpai, they have multiple shitters
>start browsing 4chan as an angsty 13yo
>got on /r9k/ as soon as it was made the first time
>grew up with 4chan as a big part of my life
>now I'm 22 and, thanks to genes, I am a Chad
>6'2 with a great jawline and fit from not being lazy
>have a loving girlfriend, great friends and a great life
>can't for the love of god leave this place
HOW DO I GET OUT. I WANT OFF THIS RIDE, BUT I CANT STOP BROWSING ALL THE BULLSHIT THATS POSTED ON THIS WEBSITE EVERY DAY.
HELP
I 'unno, maybe just close the tab and move on with your life
Fuck off to experience project
Friend. There is no end to Mr. Bones wild ride. You cannot leave
This board is for the winter-born.
Anyone born in the warm months is normal scum.
>>25590454
The opposite, actually. Winter-born people were conceived in summer, are products of sluts and Chads fucking during the holidays. I know; I am one.
Posting some pics I've taken recently because I threw up 12 times last night and the pain in my back is agonizing and I need something to distract me
>>25590891
This faggot
blox
HOLY SHIT THEY CAN'T ACTUALLY BE THIS FUCKING SERIOUS
>>25590317
Why do you care what some loser on tumblr wrote?
3 and 4 are pretty on point
The others for more into other categories though
Besides, who really cares? Big shit some guy thinks anxiety attacks are blah blah blah. Ok? I mean really why do you care?
i don't see what the problem is here
and i'm usually really good at seeing problems
