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Do you deserve your fate?
>>25586868
How wouId l know?
>>25586868
How wouId I know?
>>25586868
How would l know?
What is your excuse you fucking loser?
what exactly is his disability?
>>25586864
Treacher Collins syndrome
Im not rich and famous like him.
How do I get a job?
Browsing online doesn't help, new jobs are posted very slowly and there is barely anything to choose from anyways. It looks like calling newspaper adds could be my best bet? I live in a pretty rural area.
I know this question might be hard to answer because every area is different, and nobody knows my area, but surely someone with more street smarts than I has an idea.
There is one temp agency near where I live and I can't go back there.
In an attempt to avoid the question, the picture in the OP is not actually me, ignore the filename. I used it as a skype profile picture a long time ago so it changed the name of the picture to that. I am a dude.
search your county on kike book and see if they have a now hiring group. check craigslist.
thats all i do. i have landed a few jobs through it. mostly they just post trucking jobs on craigslist tho.
In rural areas there's plenty of farms who need pickers and packers for their produce. It's seasonal work though, but it's a good place to start.
Have any robots from California ever visted places that rodge went to? Like that place he always watched the sunset from?
>not taking the holy pilgrimage to the sacred lands of our father
and you call yourself a robot? why the fuck are you even on r9k
>>25586848
>>not taking the holy pilgrimage to the sacred lands of our father
I live in England, so it's a bit difficult for me, but I will drive past his childhood home in a few weeks. Will post a timestamped picture when I do
nope. I've been to bits of Socal, but never near LA or SB. I prefer my own stomping grounds up north anyway
Who here ugly and bad skin?
i am...
its the worst thing that can happen to you, no matter how much time you spent on gym (ive been working out for 3years), no matter how much money you spend on clothes (im secret /fa/ggot) you always will be 2000 steps behind the other becouse you have whole body in covered in fucking acne
Stop eating garbage food
wash your hands often and don't touch your face
bam, I just solved your acne problems
https://faces.ethz.ch/
So, I got a "Nice" out of this thing. I'm having a hard time finding girls with a "Nice" or "Ok" rating. Anyone willing to help?
The pic I used just got nice. She is my 10/10, so therefore this website is shenanigans.And also I got Okay, I'm probably butthurt
I get a nice or hot depending on the photo, but I'm certain I'm stunning. My girlfriend said the site is bullshit but I think it's somewhat accurate
>>25587708
postface
im original bitch
Most women will insist that ''size doesn't matter'' but are there any women on here that would admit to having size queen tendencies?.
KAAAAIHO!!!!
Barribuu!!!
>>25586676
"Size doesn't matter" is a lie anyway.
I mean, unless you have an actual micropenis, any man can satisfy a woman (and even if you have no dick at all you still have fingers, tongue, etc but let's not get into the obvious). Being below average size doesn't mean you can't give a woman a good fucking. It's not that being small isn't good, it's that being big is better. Unless it's literally too big, but that's not nearly as common as your japanese animes might have you believe.
>all I want in life is a little bit of love to take the pain away
>>25586666
the devils quads confirm brother
>>25586666
holy quads
>tfw make feels thread
>get satan's quads
>thread almost dies
whats happening to this board?
Practised tying a noose all day tommorrow it will be my time.
>>25586663
Why anon
blox
>>25586700
Tired of constant female rejection
>>25586744
>>25586700
Checked them, also worst reason.
>be me
>be a loner
>get bullied because I like animes
>ask 9/10 girl out
>rejects me
>says I'm ugly as fuck and never shower
>Go on 4chan
>complain about it
>don't realise she's right
>invent imaginary enemies
>say it's societies fault
>Think I'm perfect
/r9k/ in a nutshell
>>25586661
>ask 9/10 girl out
Thats where you wrong, normie. Robots dont do that, normieshit.
>>25586673
May be true, but some will try once
>>25586693
Normies only do that. PERIOD.
Instead of practice gfs maybe we could just be each others pretend gfs. It would make us feel like we have a companion at least.
>>25586547
You mean? Practicing for girls?
No way, last time I did that I ended up in the hospital.
>>25586547
From machiavellian to pathetic, quite the accomplishment.
>>25586606
where's the machiavellian?
"I love you, anon..."
WHAT DO?
>>25586534
>WHAT DO?
rhinoplasty
He's kind of cute, actually. I wouldn't mind a pearl gf.
"Fuck off Steven, your mental disorder is annoying me."
But dont worry to much.
Forget the persons smile.
Just have fun :)
>>25586424
J-just be myself, t-that's right..
All I need to do, r-right anon?
>being ashamed makes you Spiderman
I should start watching trap porn.
>>25586424
Anger looks pretty appealing desu
I'm in a suicide mood today Robo-buds and was wondering what you think you'd write in/leave behind as your suicide note
Sorry, didn't mean to waste everyone's time
A really elaborate short story, but i would leave it unfinished to tease the readers
Sorry for the mess. Even in my final act I am a burden.
I love you dad.
Hi /r9k/. How do you make a robot? What particular set of circumstances led you to this miserable echo chamber? Bad home? Relentless bullying? A voodoo curse?
Share your tale of woe with us.
Avoidant personality disorder
original
>alienation
>friends abandoning me
>never able to find love
>abusive and religious parents
>nobody relates to me
those are all factors that made me who I am today I think
Avoid everything and watch netflix.
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