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At my normie job. Trips decides what I do
Leave work for the rest of the day
shit your pants
flap your dick on the keyboard
Does anyone actually fear the idea of being in love? I find that despite being daring, polite, and capable of talking to women on a daily basis, I can't actually love anyone. I can actually screw a woman, but for what ever reason, I feel shame for being with a woman or showing any form of affection. I don't actually have a reason to fear women, but I do. I've rejected tons of woman that I enjoyed having as friends or purposely sabotage my friendship in order to avoid a possible confrontation. The only thing I have to replace it with is causing myself mental suffering, so I can feel alive.
>>25593724
iktf maybe you're gay, bro. Memes aside.
>>25595012
Maybe. I've tried it, it's nothing special, feels the same to be honest.
You haven't become vulnerable enough, because you're scared of hurting some kind of deep structure inside you/ about your personality. You're too comfortable and don't really feel the need to invite change, or shift your entire focus.
Despite the fact that risking it all and letting go of your ego like that always ends up as the superior move.
Let's say the following story is true:
>know 2 girls
>they're twins
>one fucks a different guy every month but is really humble otherwise
>the other is a virgin but a complete attention whore (always flashing her tits and ass at parties)
>they both have decent personalities otherwise and they both want you as their bf
Gun to your head, which would you choose?
>>25593591
Neither they both sound like trash. Plus I would never date twins because you will never be first in their lives, they will have each other first.
Definitely the first, she's more experienced so knows what she's doing but is less likely to whore herself out or cheat
The other one sounds like a mentally fucked pre-slut
>>25593591
Virgin because no other man has penetrated her. That and she won't have any stds unlike the other one who is 99.999% to have at least one. You never said I had to gf them so the personality wouldn't matter because it would just be sex.
>22 years old
>never tried to sing
>now want to be able to sing
How can I learn to sing?
>>25593590
Suck 5 dicks every day, it will lubricate your throat so you can sing better.
Oh shit its king krule
>>25593590
dude looks like a ginger albino nniggardd
Dubs and you get more.
Trips for name
What do I have to roll for you to stop posting this goblin?
man the hunting rifles we got ourselves a wild hog!
ROLLIN' BOYS
>tfw 20 and no chest hair except around the nipples
Just fucking kill me, familia. How will I ever be a real man?
>>25593412
I am 29 and that is the only chest hair I have too.
(anthony fantano voice)_TRAN-
SITION
>>25593412
>32
>no chest hair
>barely any facial hair
>hairy arms, legs, back, ass
JUST
Why is blacked so GOAT?
>Highest quality
>Uncut dicks
>Cute, normal looking girls instead of the typical pornstar
>etc
>>25593398
ugh
i don't like u
stop memememeing
>>25593449
poopooo
peepee
Reminder that OP is a jewish shill who wants to see black muslims take over Europe
Do you like short or long haired girls better, /r9k/?
>>25593321
Long hair, hands down. I can't get enough of those long braids
long
but at this point i would date even a bald girl
Short hair = sign of being damaged
So long hair for relationships, short hair for practice girlfriends.
Why did everything start going downhill after 2007?
That literally was the last good year, it just gets worse and worse.
>>25593285
I don't know. I honestly don't know.
>>25593285
what happened in 2008 you may ask
>>25593317
>Obama is responsible for my personal short comings and my inability to adapt to a changing world
I'm a loser cause I'm a loser and so are you. It's no ones fault but your own
Anyone have any thoughts on this picture?
>>25593143
Also, this isn't my photo or my post, I just thought it was amusing.
>>25593143
kek, cucks take girls shit but niggas dont take shit.
>>25593143
Only if you tell me yours.
Rose is cute! I'm going to marry Gotto-chan!
First for Epi
i'm shit posting for a midget youtube girl with a hardcore persona made irresistibly intriguing for it's solipsism, but mostly it's because i'm a lusty KV
dweeb
>Tfw you can't get past the sadpanda
How do you do it? Without the whole modifying your extensions and all that complicated crap of course. I heard you had to make an account, but where?
>>25593099
>Tfw can get past sadpanda and do tag searches for the lewd tags
>>25593529
>can get past the sad panda but my favourite artist hasn't had a new work in over a year
>the c89 piece i've been waiting for hasn't been scanned yet
If a femanon doesn't show me her cooch tonight imma chug this on live cam. You robots owe me for all u put me through
i bet you can't drink all of that at once
>>25593106
This. You're probably a low t faggot that's so fucking effeminate a single sip of alcohol sends you to the emergency room.
>>25592893
just... stop. it's boring and unoriginal.
>mfw I'm falling in love with my practice gf
>>25593050
flow you heart anon
>>25593050
does anyone actually like this meme
>inb4 lol buttmad rostie hahahaha
>>25593157
tyvm
Is it cheating to measure your penis bone-pressed?
you're supposed to do that with the ruler directly on top of the dick but people tilt the ruler, or measure from the side or the leg to give themselves more length.
can't trust self reported shit.
No, because that is the true length as people with low body fat don't have to even dig in.
Sucks because I used to be skele mode, but now I'm a weird mix of that and skinny fat, meaning I got a belly, and I have fat around that area too taking an inch away.
i have pretty low body fat, so I put the ruler against the flat part above my dick and measure from the top
got 7 1/5" that way, used to be 6 1/2" before I started doing cardio
want a bigger dick? lose some weight. Skinny but still have a tiny dick? Learn to tie a noose
