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>want to live in Japan
>stuck in USA instead
All I want is to be Japanese.
weeaboo garbage, japan is not a fucking magical wonderland
You don't want to live in Japan. Besides the pop culture that panders to lonely young people, permanent residence there is hell if you're used to the alternative of western living.
You work long as fuck hours in an anti-social and extremely rigid environment, punctuated by the extra time it takes for you to navigate the congested as fuck public transporation, only to return to your bullshit expensive 3 scare meter apartment for the 6 hours of free time you get to watch some silly TV and maybe enjoy the particularly fast internet before you have to start the cycle over again. It is literally the next rung up from western wage cucking, taking holidays and calling in sick for work is as looked down upon as treason. Also most of the girls have shitty teeth and have no desire to touch a human penis.
Don't believe the memes, Japan is no fun
>>25598963
Pull a caytlin Jenner(get in car crash)
Blame it on your trans asianism
all whites people look like dr.strange when they get 40yrs old,they fuck up other cultures,they can't run a country without blaming tan ppl.btw blackbot
Where is the autist one
There is one type of black person
>>25598927
Falls under emo/inbred
How long will it take till you give up and date a single mom? It's the only way you'll get a gf.
>>25598653
Asked one out a few weeks ago. She turned me down. This is after she already had been divorced and the father of her child (boyfriend after her divorce) up and killed himself after they had an argument.
That's how unlikable I am.
>>25598653
is it okay for autism bux neets to date single moms since they can't provide the moms with cuck bux?
Tried it, got shot down
I'm not even good enough to be a beta provider
What are some dangerous good paying jobs that are easy to get
>have nothing to live for so lets get rich or die trying
>>25598449
Taken by mexicans
>>25598449
i want to become an alaskan crab fisherman
is this a hard job to get? i know its dangerous as fuck, so shouldn't that mean there are lots of positions open?
programmer in California
*BUUUURPS* *FARTS*
enjoy your 2 days of freedom wagecuck. $2,000 NEETbux came in on Monday and your gf is coming over tomorrow night. I believe she told you it was "girls night out" which seems to be synonymous with chasing big NEET cock these days.
Ciao.
Femanon here
Can confirm, I only fuck BNC these days
>wasting your NEET time and money with some roastie
The true cuck is you
>>25598443
This is true I banged 3 gfs this year.
Wagecucks are not respected as real men
Anyone /psychosis/ here?
I've had psychosis NOS for over a year, which in my case is basically just schizophrenia.
Symptoms:
Catatonia
Visual Hallucinations
Auditory Hallucinations
Depersonalization
Derealization
Lack of focus
Suicidal ideation
When I had my first breakdown I stayed in my room for three straight days and hit myself and thought about suicide constantly. All my symptoms were really bad and my focus was so poor I couldn't even read a book. I'm a 20 year old college student so that and the Catatonia was really hard for me, even worse than the voices.
I'm scared I'm having another breakdown as my symptoms are getting worse...
Anyone want to share their stories? What treatment did you get? Did you go to the hospital and what was it like?
What can you tell someone dealing with a relapse and terrified of the hospital?
Bipolar here.
Psychotic mania's pretty cool. Literally feel like you're godlike.
Psychotic depression, on the other hand, is literally the worst thing I've ever experienced in my life. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.
>>25598365
Get on disabilities. Become the NEET you were born to be.
>>25598365
>Catatonia
>Visual Hallucinations
>Auditory Hallucinations
>Depersonalization
>Derealization
>Lack of focus
Fuck, got all of that at least once during the years (hallucinations are daily though).
Must it happens all at the same time or not?
What career should I pursue? All I do is browse r9k and play vidya all day and have no real interests.
>inb4 become a neet
>inb4 kill myself
bump.
Asking the same question as you lad.
>>25597883
>>25597964
>those feels when I'm stuck spending the rest of my life as a minimum wagecuck
If you're asking now it's too late.
>>25597883
you already know pham, im pursuing this career too
Mommy is making me move to Ireland.
How will I tendies?
>>25597716
nigga who gives a fuck about tendies you get to move to ireland
>>25597755
I've been there before they talk like how a toilet flushes and take too much ecstasy
>>25597807
>talk like how a toilet flushes
Nigger what? Personally I love ireland I would give anything to move there. I'm irish too
>beautiful
>girls look like sexy elves
>everyone is cool as fuck
>in europe
What more do you want lad?
What's your theme, my friends?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zQiHQrFMlM#start=0:00;end=4:34;cycles=-1;autoreplay=true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MasLez8G6Ws
nothing interesting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m2U1TR25Nc
>>25597665
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFkYoT5Gezo
>eating any other pizza
All these fucking pizza threads while I'm trying to eat healthy
It hurts good
>>25597693
Just go get one dude. You'll feel better
>>25597645
>thinking that's real pizza
OK robots, here we go, advice thread.
Need advice? Post your problem here and I'll try to help as best as I can.
I want Talk Talk's Laughing Stock on vinyl but idk whether to buy it online and wait two weeks or wait a week and check my record store to see if they have one
>buy it online
>wait a long time to get it
>wait week to buy it in store
>isn't there
>wait two more weeks to get it shipped
>wait week
>check record store
>it's there
> :)
??
>>25597489
So let me lay this out a little clearer
Online: 100% certainty, 2 weeks
Store: percentage of chance unknown, best case scenario 1 week but could be indeterminate
So if they don't have it next week in store you either have to order it online and wait another 2 weeks in addition to that week for a grand total of 3 weeks, or wait for the record store to have it which could take easily as long.
Unless you talk to the record store and they say they're getting it in next week I would go with online since there is 100% certainty it will get there in 2 weeks, rather than some unknown time frame.
>>25597434
>Post your problem
I want to break your nose.
What was your childhood dream, anon?
>>25597425
i never had one
maybe this is why i fail at everything, why every major seems shit to me, i'm just not attracted to anything
i was born to fail
Becoming a composer
I'm kinda sorta getting there
>>25597425
To becomz a NEET that spends his time playing vidya. I achieved that, but after a few months of it it feels pointless. Yes you get hours of sleep, but what l want to do is to join special ground forces, to become an army veteran. At least l'll be /fit/
>Google my name
>First results are all my mugshot for when I got a DUI
Should I just change my fucking name at this point? There's no way for me to get it taken down
Name or gtfo
20 bucks says you're a 4/10
>Not having a common enough name that you can't find yourself on google
>>25597502
That's what I was planning on doing. Changing my last name to Smith or something
>Probably have Aspergers
>Play hundreds of hours of rust
>Only place I can speak with other human beings comfortably and even while I play I'm very quiet
>Work with dad because he's a cabinet installer and can't do it by himself
>He starts having a bad day
>He starts screaming that violent video games are rotting my brain
>Screams that I have to keep my mind off of that bullshit
>Don't know what he wants me to put my mind on
>Don't do anything outside of working with him except play video games
>Today he forced me to help him wave down traffic after he decided to help a broken down vehicle
>Scared of opening car door so I don't get out
>Dad screams at me to get out and wave cars down
>Ask him how I should do it
>Get told to get out of car
>He grabs me and pushes me behind the trailer attached to the SUV
>Shows me an example of what he wants in the angriest way possible
>Forced to stand on the highway and wave my hands up and down
>Crack a smile because I feel like a total idiot as anonymous people I can't even see stare me down
>People don't even pay attention to me and whiz by at 90 mph
>Feel like a special-ed man frantically flapping my arms in the air
>Do it for 12 minutes straight
>Very few people slow down at all
>Dad notices in car later
>"You have to act like you know what you're doing or people will never listen to you"
>"You can do it in that game. Why can't you do it in real life?"
>Later today I cried for an hour because I thought about how my mother might die soon from cancer
How was your day /r9k/?
Nice blog post, how do I sub?
But seriously, he seems like he just wants you to do SOMETHING other than vidya, so try picking up sort of hobbies or something. Reading's always a good one, but really anything aside from games will work for him.
>>25597599
I don't think it's that. I'm on a computer 24/7.
I have been since I was a little boy.
My father grew up doing all sorts of things in his life. I haven't done anything at all except use a computer for most of my life.
I think he's growing increasingly critical of that aspect of me now that I'm the only person in the house that does it. It's very annoying.
When did I subscribe to this blog?
>tfw no bully bf
>>25597213
Thanks, Doc.
dum dum
>tfw no bf to slap my ass and make me do housework
>tfw no bully bf
Can people change?
