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>tfw too afraid to drive
JUST DO IT
MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE
>>25581348
Don't let fear hold you back. Part of being a man is gritting your teeth and getting shit done. Now go out there, earn your drivers license, and sadistically run over some squirrels for me.
>TFW I'm an excellent driver
>TFW mother will not let me drive
Do any other fellow Robots share this feel? Also, Pic related is a very relatable film.
>Oooh sorry, I don't date guys under 6'
>You're super cute, tho!
ok, before you start the thread, does anyone have that pic of the smug porn girl that was a huge meme circa 2009? i've been looking all over for it and i don't know what to google. that taytay pic reminds me of it for some reason
>>25581322
>Not lying and telling her you're more than 6' because women can't tell the difference anyway.
>>25581371
That one girl from facial abuse? I forgot her name
They'll never understand, robots.
Were you expecting her to fuck you?
You are truly pathetic
Im in the same boat dude
Iv tried making friends on r9k, you nigas never want to be friends unless its a fembot.
>tfw strained too hard while taking a shit and had to go to the hospital for rectal prolapse
LEARN FROM MY EXPERIENCE, ROBOTS. DON'T FORCE YOURSELF TO SHIT, IT'S NOT WORTH IT, JUST LET SHIT COME OUT AT ITS OWN PACE.
What if I NEED to lose that last little bit though?
>>25581209
NO IT'S NOT WORTH IT
>>25581182
Thank you for the warning anon... I'll stop
smug dolphin
>>25581179
there's a worm on it's belly
>>25581410
that aint no worm buddy
>>25581410
That's it's dick anon
anyone here have this? I was reading about it and I check every single symptom. How serious is this? is a real disorder or just a meme?although it's recognized by mental disorders books. I think it has something to do with my upbringing and the role I took within my family if that makes any sense. Anyway is this shit really bad like I think it is? its affecting my life a lot lately
nice blogpost friendo
>>25581159
yeah, officially diagnosed here
it's just a medical name for being a beta
>>25581159
>is a real disorder or just a meme?
>2016
>believing the meme meme
Itt things that turn you on.
>tfw I'm a 5'7 black guy who gets bullied by a tall blonde girl and she give me perfect shots of her ass
>tfw her being so dominant is hotter than her physically
>tfw no girl to dom me and bully my dick
That girl
For some reason girls dressed up in business attire gets my motor running.
>girls putting their hair up
>girls talking about something they are legitimately interested in (rare)
>girls fixing your hair/collar/etc
>girls eating, not just lolbananas-anything does it for me
>girls with long, flat stomachs wearing tight shirts
>girls stretching
>girls looking sleepy
Hey r9k want to meet your new queen? I've got sauce...
whats with the tiny dick
I would lick her ass
>>25581149
that is a small penis
>Been saving up for months
>Busting ass at work to get myself over to Korea after I graduate
>Got promoted so I can make the trip a reality
>Excited start looking at flights and hotels
>Get a message from my kgf today
>She wants me to travel Europe with her instead after I graduate
>"Don't bother with Korea, it's boring, come see Austria and Croatia with me :)"
wat do /r9k/. My autism and yellow fever says run away to Korea and drop thousands on escorts and kpop. My kgf wants me to look into Eurorail tickets tho and I have always wanted to see Austria...
Korea is fucking awful for sex tourism
While the culture is cool and I like the music I always thought the main reason to go to Korea would be to get a kgf
>>25581042
She just wants to fuck Rudolf and Sven.
>tfw all my coworkers literally think I molested a penguin
Women are disgusting lying whores. Why the fuck are they given the same rights as men?
>>25581009
>Why the fuck are they given the same rights as men?
White knights and cucks gave them the right to vote. There is a reason why ancient societies never gave women rights. Every time they did their civilization collapsed in about 100 years. Every single time.
>>25581009
Explain yourself, OP
>>25581009
>tfw all my coworkers figuratively think I molested a penguin
Not much better to be honest.
this is literally the only thing women have to do
if a woman manages to not be fat she has achieved the highest level of success possible for a woman to achieve
why do so many of them fail at it
poverty. can't afford to eat the right foods and such, and gotta work so no time or energy to work out.
they are not starving from hunter but eating empty calories.
>women
>obese and overweight adults are much more likely to be men
>its "success" in 2016 to not be fat
die peacefully and thanks for raising healthcare costs for everyone, fatass
>>25581018
Yes, I'm sure being poor is what is causing them to shove food down thier throat.
Tell me what you like about yourself, /robot/
Nothing
Original comment sidhshsb
>>25580961
No. (^:
Huhu
>>25580961
I've been in a steady relationship for 3+ years now. Didn't quit graduate college, but I guess my wagecuck job is easy.
Eh. . that's about it. Life has been pretty shit since I left college.
OK, so discuss what you should actually do if you won part of this epic lottery jackpot. How you would even go about claiming the ticket (assuming you can't do it anonymously), and then both in terms of how you would spend your money, and your long term savings/investment plans.
Bonus points: No sex, drugs and cars.
I'd quit my job, pay off my house, sink about a million into making it the most badass thing that I've ever dreamed of and then I'd beat fallout 4.
After that, I think i'd open a store that sells gun parts and eastern European surplus. I'd also get an old bronco and a 70's VW bug and put a lift on it.
I'd probably give like 40 million away to my family too.
>>25580819
I'd buy a house, then leave the rest in the bank for bills and occasional luxuries.
I'm a boring person.
>>25580819
I would use attorney or trust fund method to claim the money. However frist take out a loan to pay a lawyer.
I want to know if you can buy the ticket in ine state and claim the money in other state.
Is having hairy nipples normal? Like long hairs in pic related?
I'm pretty self conscious about mine. Should I shave them?
>>25580786
yes shave them.
your pits too.
and manscape your pubes.
shave your taint, and around your anus.
>>25580786
>shave your taint, and around your anus
How in the hell do you shave around your anus?
>>25580838
are you fat or something? very carefully.
This was my formal date in highschool
I thought blimps floated??
>>25580741
>nice eyes
>cute nose
>potential for maximum dimples
>braces
>big tiddy
honestly wouldn't be too bad if she lost some weight
>tfw no chubby gf
damn be grateful
