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>tfw 24 and still in community college
>tfw I'm too old to have a true college experience now
>tfw I'll never get that feel of college love in my late teens/early twenties
>tfw I'll never get to experience a college party
>tfw I'm 5-6 years older than some people in my classes
>tfw some professors call me "sir", like I'm an old man
>tfw my degree will probably be worthless due to getting it too late
Anyone else? How are you doing?
Or am I just degenerate?
Who 30's and went back to college?
>got B.S. in psychology in 2005
>worked at mental health place
>decided tired of being a wagecuck to mentally retarded
>applied to grad school
>heard back in no time
>started M.S. psychology
>graduate it two years
>now into first year of Ph.D. in psychology
Maybe being a researchcuck will be less depressing than a wagecuck
>>25577181
I know a girl almost as bad as you. She took 5 years of college to get a fucking liberal arts studies degree & now she's stuck working the same shit job bcuz no such job exists on this planet for liberal arts majors.
I'm a STEM major at a prestigious, but cheap uni & have done well in everything cept the advanced math. Either step it up, or drop out now. Either way, you're destined for a life behind the register.
>>25577284
almost, 29, got one worthless degree and worked for five years now going back for something more useful.
>Cause you had a bad day
>You're taking one down
>You sing a sad song, just to turn it around
>you had a bad day
>you had a bad day
At least you weren't born a worm.
>You had a bad day
>The camera don't lie
>Your coming back
>and you really don't mind
Has anyone here healed from depression ?
I'm not talking about living a normie life but just... Going on with life as an outcast but without the depression ?
Kinda.
I have a more depressed personality than other people, but I wouldn't call myself truly depressed anymore.
You just need to find a distraction or two. For me, I drink, make enough money to live comfortably, watch tons of movies, and I don't take myself seriously at all.
>>25577080
Well, I was trapped in depression 2013- early 2015, which was caused by a mix of being an outcast/constant self belittlement, I had no friends and I attempted suicide, though I lost nerve thinking about how it would affect my family.
But then, something happened to me.
I don't know what, but I can pinpoint it to September.
My perspective shifted entirely, I had a new found appreciation for the world, though namely nature and other inanimate things.
It was quite odd, the glares I always thought I felt had vanished into a vapor, and the invisible hand that clutched my heart had vanished.
Back during those years I was depressed I actually still had close friends, though now we have fallen out of contact, and today I live alone and speak to no one but clerks and anons' like you.
I break down sometimes at the beauty of the world, and now I am so grateful that I get to experience the miracle of being.
An outcast without depression. I can relate to that, its lonely as fuck. Everyone wants to talk about being miserable and i just want to have fun and enjoy life but no one i know can relate. Im too weird for normal people and too happy for non normals.
GET IN HERE EVERYONE!!!!!!
We got a girl doing everything we ask on this room. Everything.
It's time to take our revenge on girls. Let's humiliate her
The beta uprising has begun!
>>25576810
this is her btw
here is another pic
>>25576810
oh shit its the queen
So I'm on my second day without drinking anything at all. I did a taper so I'm not getting the shakes or anything, but I do feel really fucking rough, anxious, getting strange sensations, and the worst is not being able to sleep.
I'm also really fucking thirsty for water all the time as well. Anyway, I ask of anything who has been through this, when does it start to get better?
Have a random high test slut
I ask of anyone*
Never Detoxed from booze but I did withdraw from benzos. Booze shouldn't last more than.a few weeks. Valerian root helped me a lot during withdrawal so it might help you at least sleep. Good luck tho man
>>25576733
Cheers for the reply lad, I appreciate it. Been so fucking sick of drinking everyday, waking up hung over, the lack of cash, needing a drink for anything I do and not being able to work out. The weirdest thing is though is that I had more intrusive thoughts on booze than I do right now.
>stuck in a fucked up, inescapable situation
>really fucking want to die
>too scared to kill myself
>>25576543
>time keeps moving forward
>the past only exists in our heads, memories not all that tangible
>we are never consistent or solidly ourselves
>entire consciousness is an illusion caused by the integration of neural input
>trapped in this fucked up reality but i still want to find beauty in it
>tfw i don't want to die but rather just live in a better world
>>25576543
Tell me about your situation anon.
>>25576606
>>trapped in this fucked up reality but i still want to find beauty in it
>>tfw i don't want to die but rather just live in a better world
iktf
>>25576606
Seconding this
Here's how I see it:
> You have no control of your past
> You have some control of your future
> You have full control of your present
At least until we invent time travel
>this is an entry-level position
>requirements: you need two years of experience in this field
>>25576367
As someone who has lied on resumes and been told by basically everyone that you're supposed to lie on resumes, I'm beginning to wonder how many poor/unemployed people are simply autistically honest?
>>25577514
Bruh...I pray every night to die in my sleep
>>25577514
i was told that honest people excell in society
Would this stop you?
>>25576281
It would do the opposite.
I like cock as much as the next guy, and I am not even gay, no homo
>>25576281
And yet, go out with a hard-on under my prettiest dress, and the cops will arrest me.
Are women this propagandist that they believe rape to be a common enough occurrence to be worth walking around with a dick all day?
Who /SuckAtFlirting/ here?
>Be attractive
>Girls hit on me
>Once I sperg out they leave
Who here /usedlikeadoormat?
>tfw girls only use you for your motorcycle
>tfw they sleep with you and fuck you like you're nothing
>they treat you like a piece of meat and you get passed around women to women like a blunt
Ever made a cat purr?
Just gonna put this out there, having socially awkward guys try to flirt with me while I respond with cold indifference is my fetish. I love toying with clingy dudes.
>Major project coming up which is worth 80% of the whole course
>Groups needs to be submitted by tomorrow
>no group
>literally everyone has a group and has decided their topic of research with the responsibility of each group member
>tfw sitting alone at home crying because no group
>>25576212
Just say you're in your own group and do it by yourself.
>>25576285
I can't. You have to be in a group. I'm gonna kill myself.
>>25576432
What do you mean you have to be in a group? What's the professor going to do, force you into one? Call him a commie and do the project solo anyways.
The worst that will happen is you'll lose some marks but if you do a good job you'll make up for it.
>tfw you will never go over the top and charge blindly into machine gun fire in WWI
>tfw you will never be ordered to stand at the front in an 1800s line war
>tfw you will never die wilson's/souter's/custer's last stand
There's just nothing to throw your life away for these days. I pine for the times when a meek, balding, turbo-manlet could kill himself for cause. Outright suicide is in poor taste.
There never was anything worth dieing for, people just didn't understand that back then
>>25576138
Fine. I'll rephrase.
There's no way to die that people who didn't see it will think glorious anymore.
Are you happy?
>>25576159
If you're dead anyway why would you care?
If you had a daughter with a genetic mutation so that she and all children down the line were always all female, would that guarantee your genes never die out?
Yeah but they'd all be female so it wouldn't be worth it. I don't want my descendants to be a meme gender.
Why the fuck would anyone take photo of themselves like that? What the fuck is wrong with women?
I'm starting to believe they all like being degraded.
OP is a faggot and should google how reproduction works.
hint:women don't get to choose which sperm gets into her egg.
Who approaching /realniggahours/ here?
>what time is it where you are?
>what are you doing/planning on doing?
>what are your current feels?
>>25575983
The meme is dead brah
>1:50
>Browsing /r9k/ with my dick out
>Sad
I don't know what constitutes real nigga hours though.
>>25576000
the legend never dies senpai
I don't get this position.
>do me like the poo-in-loo gods, senpai
It's for the camera idiot. Porn isn't about what feels good to people actually having sex, it's about what looks good on camera.
>>25575947
I wish I could send this to her dad
>Be me
>high school
>ask random girls for nudes
>'accidently'leave my mic unmuted when i fap on skype and moan
>Moaning while fapping
You might just be a faggot.
>>25575887
You fool.
>meet girl
>go to her place for the first time
>no sex just spoon and sleep
>leaving in the morning
>talk to her on the phone later in the day
>ask her "so what are we?"
just fucking kill me
