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My girlfriend is going to put down her pet cockroach today (pic related). Its molting isn't complete and it's been dying for a while because of some noxious mold she didnt find in its cage
How should she put it out of its misery?
stomp on it
>>25595560
By stepping on it
>>25595560
Rubber mallet
Itll be instantaneously killed and feel no pain
Who /chastity/ here?
>>25595399
Take this to /b/ you degenerate
>>25595399
Is there a pee hole in those things?
>>25595444
yes, there is a peehole.
SURVEY TIME FAGOLAS
>Age
>Gender
>Country
>Number of people you have had sex with
>Age you lost your virginity
>Which 4chan boards do you frequently use
>Do you smoke?
>Do you drink?
>Do you use drugs?
>Job
>22
>F
>US
>1
>18
>r9k int ck v
>no
>rarely
>no
>student
>18
>M
>USA
>0
>r9k
>sometimes
>yes
>yes
>nope
>>25595380
>20
>M
>Ger
>0
>/
>r9k, x and po (not pol)
>no
>yes
>rarely
>student
I just updated my style and going for a new look and wanted some feedback. Femanon opinions greatly wanted.
Rate thread I guess. Feel free to post what you wear too so people can rate.
Here is a template for everyone
>>25595296
absolutely shit taste
With a look like that you better look like a greek god, otherwise you're shit out of luck.
Fuck guys, I just got into a massive fight with my parents in public. They drove off home without me, so I'm biding my time sitting around here before I eventually have to go back.
All I ever try to do is reason with them and all they ever do is act like complete fucking children; either threatening to hurt me, evict me or just say they don't want to talk.
Right before they left my dad told me I should kill myself, which basically ended the conversation. Wat do
>>25594914
What was the fight about?
I recommend sucking a giant black dick.
>>25594942
My lack of motivation in uni, last semester I dropped a bunch of classes. What burns me is that I'm really trying but all they yell at me about is how I "lie" all the time
Which is more boring: Business or Engineering?
>>25594493
Business tbqhwyf
>>25594493
Can she take that off? Would be nice.
>>25594493
Only go into business if you have social skills. Social skills are an absolute must in the business world. If you have social skills and don't mind fucking people over and bankrupting others to make money than the business world will be great for you. If you have no social skills stick with engineering.
Where do you find nice humble women who are looking for long term relationships and want to start a family?
you take a time machine to the 90's
>>25594272
Look for 4/10's
I'm serious
>>25594281
Early 2000s girls werent so bad either
I remember my friends sister, i was in 5th grade and she was in 9th, help me set up a myspace account because she thought i was cool and wanted to talk more (back when phones werent so common). Had that weird gothic/emo whatever style going on but was always helpful and sweet to me. Total normie but i loved her.
Anyway op, feminism, phones, and social media ruined all those types of girls. they arent ever coming back. if you didnt get a taste of them in 90s, early 2000s cutoff, then well you missed the boat
I told you people, asian women look like elves. No wonder all men prefer them over the other races of women.
>>25593224
no asian woman is born with a face like that
AYY LAMO
630 DAB IT
i dont think elves need circle lenses and tons of makeup
also asians do not have angular faces they are round like pancakes
nice bait
Can we get a Rogers appreciation thread?
>>25592882
Rogers is King Beta
>>25592882
He always had this calm collected aura about him
I wanna see him flip out, mispronouncing words and breaking shit
>tfw he was 2 inches taller than you
Testing out new OP image edition
>>25591568
/brit/ stream going on
https://instasync.com/r/streamlad2
https://instasync.com/r/streamlad2
https://instasync.com/r/streamlad2
>>25591568
Looks good but still can't decide whether or not the detail is too small due to how stretched it is.
>Go to archived poleaboo thread to collect images from when he spammed pics of his ex-roommate
>They're all deleted but the reaction pics are still there
>https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/15202084
Detective is real
If a girl lists dancing as one of her hobbies, she's a whore.
Odds are if she's female she's a whore
ya.
same with acting.
theater girls are the easiest to fuck
>>25591369
Enjoying dancing is literally being so undeveloped one needs to physically move one's limbs in order to stimulate one's brain. It doesn't get much worse than that.
Pepe gets far too much attention, how about we give Wojak a little love here. he is so much more relocatable than pepe but pepe gets all the attention
>wojak is my spirit meme
idk man i can relate much better to pepe
wojak looks like his soul has already died and there is no expression in his face except sadness and anger sometimes
>>25590697
How do you relate to pepe more anon?
More wojak
How is this guy still a virgin faggots?
uh ew
You look like your still in a quote on quote fuck the world phase
http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthread.php?t=3696421
For more pictures of this 22 year old robot.
/blackbot feels/ thread
ITT: post blackbot feels
>i played childish gambino at a party
>everyone laughed me out and called me a lame
>they roast me to this day
>Go to mostly white party school
>white folks play country music while we play cards against humanity
>play drinking game to acdc thunderstruck
Asian pussy is nice
>tfw no white gf
i was hoping 2015 would bring me a white gf
not even hispanic or asian women are playing ball
>>25590279
Not sure where the Asians came from in your story but okay
>What's your age?
>Where are you from?
>What's your height? (also in cm, please)
>Do you have any friends?
>What's your reason for not having a girlfriend/being a virgin?
>Do you think you're gonna lose your virginity / get a girlfriend someday?
19
Spain
170 cm
No, only cyber-friends.
I'm so fucking shy and pretty nervous with women, I think i'm ugly and I have low self-steem.
Yes, probably, i'm sure.
>What's your age?
18
>Where are you from?
London
>What's your height? (also in cm, please)
183 cm
>Do you have any friends?
a small group from when I was at secondary school
>What's your reason for not having a girlfriend/being a virgin?
incredibly shy, possibly apd. I've had girls show interest a few times in my life, but just fled from the situation because I don't know how to react
>Do you think you're gonna lose your virginity / get a girlfriend someday?
Doubtful
>What's your age?
18
>Where are you from?
England
>What's your height? (also in cm, please)
Don't know, probably average.
>Do you have any friends?
Used to have two friends in secondary school, haven't properly talked to them since then. No friends anymore.
>What's your reason for not having a girlfriend/being a virgin?
Never tried, incredibly shy, never had any friends in any of the lessons I had at school, sat on my own and never talked. That quite obviously reduces your chance of a girlfriend by a lot. After that all I've done is sat here, hardly go out, don't talk to anyone, no social life.
>Do you think you're gonna lose your virginity / get a girlfriend someday?
Hopefully but as it stands I have no chance.
>What's your age?
18
>Where are you from?
Croatia
>What's your height? (also in cm, please)
190 cm
>Do you have any friends?
Two guys I play video games with
>What's your reason for not having a girlfriend/being a virgin?
Shy, anxious, hardly leave the house, can't hold a decent conversation
>Do you think you're gonna lose your virginity / get a girlfriend someday?
I would like to hope, but I'm feeling bleak about it
