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How do I stop watching porn?
>>25564262
Keep a picture of your mom on your desktop.
Trust me, senpai, it can't go wrong.
>>25564262
It's impossible if you're a NEET. You can't be on 4chan. You should avoid being home at all times. Sit around at a cafe if you have to.
Its called will power and self control you little submissive cuck
Anyone else have hot cousins in their family that you would FUCK if they weren't related?
What you mean if they weren't related?
I'd fuck any of my female cousins if they wanted to. And they're all fat or ugly, that's how desperate I am.
Got to a BJ with one though, that was nice.
>>25564244
I ate out one of my cousins when we were both 12
>tfw big titted teen cousin
>tfw my uncle notices I'm constantly staring at her boobs
Do black robots really exist? If so prove it with a greentext story.
How to be a block robot.
> Like anime that isn't DBZ.
> Stop acting like a thug.
> Stop hanging around other black people.
That's all it takes. women are only attracted to black people who fit the stereotype.
>>25562626
People of all races, religious views, political views, countries, ages and sexual orientations can be robots. As long as they're males.
>>25562777
this tbqh senpaitachi
If you're black but act like a skinny white boy, you'll get treated as such.
Hey guys reminder that if you don't have a girlfriend its your fault because only men can be petty or manipulative.
>Bonus: posting misogyny here is no different than misandry ranting on twitter
Anyway look up #wastehistime2016 and bring back something good
>paying
>for
>meals
>hey man you can tell when a girl is into you
fucking kek
>niggers wonder why no man wants to deal with their bullshit
Im thinking of starting nofap this month, what are the advantages?
>>25572335
There are none
Literally invented by Redditors to feel superior
None at all.
If you wanna fap less just fucking fap less. Whats the point of not fapping for a month?
The advantage on relying on women for sexual release, an who the fuck wants that.
ITT: Things that annoy or enrage you.
>standing behind some in a queue who pays with a card or in pennies.
>when people take a sip of a drink with a mouth full of food or when people get food on the rim of the glass.
>"speak up, anon. I can't hear you"
>when someone laughs excessively loudly
Pic unrelated.
>>25572296
I do hate how loud a lot of the normies around me are. Loud laughter, yelling at each other across the room, talking too loudly during meals.
I think it's just a lower class/prole thing, and I have a more middle class and less animalistic and atavistic temperament by nature.
>>25572296
>things that make you rage
The current state of this board
>pays with a card
Why does that bother you?
How in the FUCK can women compete with this?
Seriously, HOW?
>>25572087
they can't
2d > 3d
>>25572087
by being real
sorry OP but 2D girls can't give you headpats
>>25572087
They force social norms to make people who go for 2d look like creepy degenerate fags.
On even ground no man would ever go 3d again.
what is the "normal" sexual position for humans?
>>25571805
humanstyle
>>25571805
Missionary usually. Spooning. The occasional doggy style.
Whatever's most comfortable in bed, really
There is no normal sexual position. You can do any position they are all human.
Who /Little Caesars/ here?
Just ate a DELICIOUS Hot 'n Ready pizza for only $5 plus tax. Why don't you join me in enjoying some Little Caesar's Pizza?
I've been eating little caesar's pizza for so long, they became the norm of pizza for me. And then had some fucking glorious pizza from pizza hut, and northern lights. It blew might mind how good pizza could actually be. Bless little caesar's for having such a good deal, but fuck little caesar's.
>be little kid
>watch NHL hockey
>see that PIZZA PIZZA ad
>everytime I see Little Caesars, I feel nostalgic
>>25571796
Because it reminds me of a cancer scare I had a couple of years back.
I stopped giving a shit about everything and ate 2 hot and ready's everyday for like 15 days.
>tfw could have done something today
>written more of my book, played some piano, learned a language a bit
>nope, spent it all on 4chan
Anyone else know this feel?
I'm on holiday and going back to work next week though.
>>25571769
That feel is my entire life.
I wanted to write a book and become some a Sci-Fi writer. I wanted to learn Japanese so I could finally play all those untranslated VNs and JRPGs. I wanted to get better at programming and make my own game. I wanted to be a hobby tinkerer that eventually comes up with a brilliant idea and then starts his own company.
But here I am.
I leveled up a hero in my tablet game, and rolled a new high powered hero. That counts as something...r-r-right? Also taking my clothes to the laundry in a few minutes. Then out to dinner. And Black List is on tv tonight!
>played some basketball... didn't actually play, just practiced ball handling and shooting.
>ate with an old friend, counts as my daily socializing
>cashed a paycheck
>about to order some books for college
AND THEN I'M DONE BEING PRODUCTIVE FOR THE DAY
>go in McDonalds
>highschool age nigress taking my order
>ask for a large order of fries
>"that's it? you just gone git sum fries"
>y-yeah, thats all
>"i never understand people just doin that, you either hungry or you aint"
>laugh nervously
>stand to the side
>"heres yo FRIES"
>disgusted look on her face
W-what did I do wrong? I just like the fries from there, I don't even eat the burgers.
Guess I'll have to drive to the other side of town from now on to the other McDonalds when I want some. Fuck.
>>25571760
Grow a spine.
>caring what a fastfood worker thinks of you
should have asked to speak to the manager
put that bitch in her place
>>25571760
sorry to tell you this but normals people don't buy just fries from Mcdonalds
are you autistic?
>When an ugly guy starts to hit on you
top notch memeation
>>25571701
It's more like
>be 6/10
>tryina find Chad in the club
>Chad only fucks with 10s
>wander around as everyone gets progressively drunker by the minute
>end up with an orbiter latching onto your waist
>>25571800
>orbiter latching on, like we're creatures that look for Stacey's to latch onto and orbit as if that is our life's function.
top sad m8
Is Japan beta friendly?
No. All foreigner trash unless you rich and handsome. You come here is like me come to your house and stomp all over floor wearing mud boot
>>25571567
Nice somebody's faking bad english to be a dick. But to answer your question OP, Japan is extremely xenophobic and even people of their own country that are betas are looked down on in society.
>>25571644
What classifies as a beta there really?
Isn't it encouraged to be single over there?
>arab refugees are having sex with hot white european girls right now
>you're still a virgin
Where did it all go so wrong?
I'm not a gang rapist.
>>25571499
>arab refugees are having sex with hot white european girls right now
Thats a funny way of spelling gang rape anon
Just find a few other like minded rapists and hold down a random girl like they do.
>go outside to eat with family
>had agoraphobia, so first time outside in years
>everything is going fine
>two girls sit on the table next to us
>mini skirts and beautiful legs
>remember that feel when no gf
>remember I have a tiny penis
>get the urge to kill myself
>day ruined
>>25571476
If I had a tiny penis, I think I would isolate myself from society too. You made the right choice.mfw average penis and agoraphobia too
>mfw I have a large penis
>mfw I get all the girls I want without even trying
>>25571476
Doesn't matter. When you have taken off clothes you are gonna do the sex thing. As long as it is >6cm it will do. And you have got a tongue too. Don't compare yourself to superdick standards from porn.
