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>#wastehistime2016
>>25568097
The only waste is acknowledging it at all.
And now you made me acknowledge it by proxy.. FUCK NORMIES AND THEIR TRICKERY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25568097
>>25568169
Look at these adorable butthurt betas.
Better get back to your practice gf revenge fantasy threads, am I right?
Yea I'm pretty much convinced that most western women are just sociopaths
All that coddling from a young age has brought them to not even caring about other people's feelings.
people say we're bad, but atleast we have empathy
Woah, what could this be???
>>25568088
Drugs
Jdjdifbdkcnk
>>25568088
Dragon dildo.
Origiganal
>>25568088
The head of someone's wife
>Get up early in the morning to play my favourite game (CS:GO)
>Opening Csgo
>Going Solo Queue
>Hoping I will win my match and I will finally rank up to Legendary Eagle.
>Joins game
>First thing I hear on my team voice chat: "CYKA BLYAT IDI NAHUI PIDAR BLYAT FUCKING NOOB CYKA NAHUI BLYAT"
>wellthisisbad.jpg
>Loses game 16-1
>Keeps playing Solo Queue all day hoping to finally win
>Gets salty Russian team every fucking time
>Loses 8 games in a row
>Derank to Master Guardian 2.
>imfuckingdone.jpg
Post your CSGO stories /r9k/
>>25568075
>Wake up
>Gold Nova 1
>topfrag every game I play
>loose each game anyway becaues teammates are shit or derankers
>Derank to Silver Elite Master
>play until I get my rank of Gold Nova 1 back
>get it back
>decide to play more tomorrow
>wake up next day
>repeat
Holy fuck how do I get out of this shitty cycle?
>>25568247
Well, because I'm on a higher rank it doesn't mean I'm not in the same situation as you. Master Guardian ranks are the same shit as Silver and Nova ranks. Smurfs, Mad kids, Derankers, Boosted Silvers, Leavers etc. You need to find some good teammates to play with ot you can also mute your whole team and do your best alone. :) I'm going back and forth in the mg ranks. When my team invites me, we play a lot I rank up to dmg, I play solo, go back to fucking MG2. Just try hard on every game mate.
> Got this game two weeks ago
> Got insulted for using P90 and Autosnipers
> "Weapons are there, so you would use them", I said
> Other guy said something on russian or polish, idk what
Still don't know why.
Recommend some loose leaf tea.
All I've had throughout my life is Twinings Assam, Yourshire Gold, PG and Tetley
Kusmi without a doubt.
>>25568063
Metropolitan Tea Company - they have a shitton of great stuff. Try their Cream Earl Grey, and also the Lapsang Souchong.
Anyone shopped here?
In this thread I will post quotations written by and written about Giacomo Leopardi.
Leopardi was a philosopher and poet who lived in a small town in Italy between 1798 and 1837. He is often remembered as one of the most pessimistic writers of his time, and although he was quite well known towards the end of his life he he became very obscure following his death. He is also remembered as a very lonely and unhappy individual who suffered a great deal throughout his life, physically and emotionally, which is why I think it is worth posting about him here.
If this thread interests you, please bump to keep it alive. Otherwise I will keep posting until the thread is killed or I become too tired to continue.
>>25568022
Bump. Tell me more.
Please make me euphoric.
Was he a virgin?
is it wrong to jerk off to/for/with teens on Omegle ?
i don't lash, they always consent first
thats the only "sex life" i have
>>25567900
Checked. So how do you find them? All I see there are dicks
>>25569386
Please tell me how to get girls in omegle.
Only ever get dicks. Takes like 4 hours to find any girls that are down.
>>25567900
yes you degenerate
how are you holdin up anons?
share adult feels
have you found any meaning or passion in life?
what keeps you going?
>>25567892
I have a wife and I make 60k as web dev in small town
>>25567915
>>25567915
>>25567915
Any kids planned? Are you happy with your wife?
Do you have any hobbies?
>26 in march
>College drop out
>NEET
>Live with parents
>Will probably an hero soon
Am I winning yet?
i want a cute feminine bf to hold all the time and nurture and squeeze his face into my boobs while we're cuddling and make him call me mommy and I'll call him a good boy and play with his hair and give him handjobs and kiss his forehead
Too bad you are
>black
>fat
>and a man
>>25567874
this is why i cant do this most guys don't deserve it
I know these feels. I think it's the worst when you want this, and all you get is fucking retarded masculine "ayyy girl" douchbags coming on to you.
ITT: Post pictures you saved of 4chan sluts posting nudes
Can't find the archive link but my coworker posted nudes on this board once and I sent them to her father from an anonymous Facebook account, because fuck attention seeking sluts.
>>25567906
Scratch beneath the surface and all women are sluts
>>25568024
>nipple piercings
Gross
Do you guys know of any forums for people that want to kill themselves and need advice/help on how to do it?
Doesn't matter if they're on tor or not, just anything helpfull would be appreciated, oh yeah I'm researching this for a book or something(make up your own story).
>>25567749
Just ask ITT. I'll try to help to my modest knowledge.
>>25567792
any help is appreciated.Thanks anon.
>>25567855
...Well I imagined you would at least give me some pointers or context. There is really a ton of variables the method depends on.
General rules:
>Combine methods!
>You don't need to die immediately, you just need to lose consciousness immediately.
>You might be both physiologically and psychologically susceptible to a specific method.
>Look up old firearms.
Meaning:
>Give partial suspension hanging a try. Check if you have a fear of heights. And so on.
>You don't need to find a gun that would kill you, you just need a gun that would stun you so that hanging or falling would do the job.
Then there are things such as remembering to check if you can't procure or produce cyanide from somewhere (remember to dissolve it in acid), and so on.
Other tips, such as postmortem hygiene, are less important.
Life is terrible yet we remain.
Is there anything in particular you are look forward to this year?
>>25567748
my next cup of coffee.
>>25567748
I can't come up with anything
Getting good at drawing and 3d modeling mostly
I need some help. I want to play the powerball lottery but I never bought a ticket. How do you buy one? My parents and I want to do $100 "quick pick" total how the hell do you get that? I never leave my apartment anymore so I don't want to seem dumb to the shop keep
>>25567735
Fuck the shop keep ask him how to play you pussy
>>25567771
I don't want to seem autistic to the shop keep though I just want to trade currency for tickets how I do this with the least amount of interaction?
Plz respond someone
>tfw initiated in a hipster sex cult last night
Anyone else?
>tfw killed a mountain lion with my bear hands last night
anyone else?
>>25567685
bear hands
>tfw you played yourself last night
Anyone else?
We da best.
Any community college robots? Is it true that the social life is nill?
My mexican tier labor job leaves me with zero free time and I'd rather be inside.
Any major recommendations for someone with terrible math skills but fluent in 3 languages? I like computers
>>25567619
Do whatever, it doesn't matter. Maybe if you take a bunch of bullshit classes you can transfer with a4.0 to a real school
>>25567657
I like to do my research before I commit time and money into something
>>25567619
Here. I've met some interesting people but thats about it. Usually a mix of old people trying to finally do something with their lives or kids fresh out of HS with no social skills
>sitting in room watching pewdiepie
>suddenly hear bed in other room creaking
>tfw dad is raping my mom again
>>25567527
And you're not helping him?
Quq 2bh.
>watching pewdiejew
Are you like fucking 14 year old or something?
>>25567586
>not watching pewdiepie and eating Mac N cheese
Wtf do you not like being comfy
