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Last risk thread was rather interesting, let's start a new one!
ganoooo vlk wants to know where you are
plz dont come back though
>>25573795
sure let's do it
Second Normie Empire
Light Blue
NYC
don't listen to hoodie, gannooooo... we luv you
Lifting WILL turn you into a chad.
Don't let your dreams be dreams, etc etc
>>25573565
only if you're white
>>25573565
d'ohohohoho the shoulders tell every time
that's 4 years and gear right there, faggot
But I'm 5'9 and non-white with a small dick.
You robots told me this wouldn't happen, you told me they're just for practice.
Please don't follow the practice GF meme, it's a trap by women, if you're a virgin then just get a hooker because you are really vulnerable the first time and women can see that and will take advantage of it to manipulate you into developing feelings for them.
If you are 20+ years old and a virgin, GET A HOOKER
>>25573052
rest in pieces robot.
>>25573052
If you have sex with a hooker you don't lose your virginity.
>>25573052
So it's bad not being a predatory asshole?
Jesus H. Christ why you people can't just hook up normally with girls is beyond me.
No, it has to be one-sided so you can feel in control and shit.
>gets shot at by REEE operators
If you actually can get a girlfriend in the first place that is.
I want one so bad. ;_;
I love you guys, I gotta check out pretty soon here. Ill see you on the other side. Give the normies hell
>>25572733
Take some normies with you
>>25572733
I don't understand why you'd commit suicide. Why not go out with a bang? No I don't mean mass shooting, something a bit more optimistic. Like why don't you spend whatever money you have on flying to some random place and do whatever the fuck you want? Go Vegas and try to break the house? Go to Siberia and run off to the wilderness? Literally anything (apart from torture) is a better option than suicide.
>>25573087
At the very fucking least, if you absolutely must, kill yourself in a fun way, through shitloads of drugs, "skydiving accident" etc.
How well did you do, robots? Share results
So, what I win?
13 out of 25
It could be worse baka desu sempai
>today
>just felt really sad and lonely
>black chad who is most popular in school and hangs with group of other chads and literally gets all girls comes up to me and tells me he needs to talk to me later
>ready to leave and he asks for my phone number to tell me tonight
>literally never spoken to this guy ever
>realized his chad friends have started talking to me more frequently recently too
What will he text me?? What if he invites me to the Chad groupchat? What if he invites me to party with him or tell me girl likes me?
or.... what if he wants to use my house to party? my house is notorious for being a "great party house". i've been used before
if it's the last one im calling it quits robots, will update when he texts me
Just fuck up my life senpai
>>25572041
Tell this fucking nigger to go suck his friends dick
Unlucky man D:
Any of you robros checked out this site?
>inspirobot.me
Saw an /x/ thread about it and a lot of the images created do come across as very odd, even the 'About' page is strange in its self-description. Interesting and an okay time waster.
FEET
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blox
>>25571184
Yah there was a thread on it a day or so ago, about posting what quotes it gives you. can I assume this is such a thread?
>>25571410
open your eyes, stay paranoid and think
I'm not sure if it's even legal but to entertain my scat fetish I like to soil my money, then give it to the female cashier at the local walmart. It makes it seem like she's tainted by me.
There has to be worse fetishes though right robots?
>scat
That's a mental illness, not a fetish.
>>25570477
ironic since hitler was into scat
>>25570426
What the literal fuck.
On the other hand yesss, do crazy shit so I feel better about myself.
>took 380mg
>awaiting comeup
HAPPY FRIDAY MY NIGGAS
>tfw didn't get carded for the first time
niceeee
Back in this shit after two months away.
I learned not too long ago that Dollar Tree sells caps at $1 (of course) a bottle. 15mg a cap, 15 caps. USArobo's have LITERALLY no excuse now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQz4GIOB8gg
>>25568062
damn thats a fucking hell of a deal, $1 trips. too bad there's no dollar trees around here
>tfw going bald at 29
name a worse feel than this. you can't.
>>25567164
>name a worse feel than this
going bald at 16?
>>25567195
thats better because you'll come to terms with it faster and thus move on with your life quicker. it will help you develop character at an earlier age
>>25567195
by grandfather was almost bold at the age of 15
it must have been a horrible feeling
Also sage, stop attention whoring OP
How different would your life have been if you were born a girl?
realistically, i feel like my artistic endeavours would have been more well received due to the novelty factor, but i don't think it would have changed my interpersonal life too much, as i'm just plain not fond of people.
>>25566646
I'd be shit at math.
I know you did not post a fucking nigger girl ass on this board. Delete that shit and remake this thread with a white or asian girl ass.
>0 kills
>7 deaths
>>25566619
It's just a game faggot.
>>25566658
NO IT'S NOT
IT'S MY WHOLE LIFE THERE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>used to be able to get 10-20 kills in Mountain Blade Napoleonic wars back in 2012-2013
Highlight of my gaming career besides getting 1st on an obscure first person bullet-hell leaderboard. Also finshed legendary souls on Soulcalibur 5 in 12 minutes.
Who here depressed but has no right to be?
>26 years old
>probably 7/10 in the looks dept
>have good career (army officer, Britbong)
>financially comfortable
>live in university style accommodation with a bunch of other people my age
>good family, parents still together and now retired together, brother has just joined army as well, sister married
>family home in one of the nicest parts of the country (Lake District)
>have a car and motorbike
>no gf, occasionally get dates from online dating but only ever had a gf for 3 months at one point a few years ago
>slightly socially awkward
I don't really have any right to be depressed but I still get it. Anyone else know this feel?
my life isn't that great, but it's easily fixable if I just got a job.
>>25565558
rilll :_:
>>25565558
Holy fucking shit you're me 8 years older wtf
Just be yourself brah works every time
>>25561437
I used this shitty site and the first throwaway photo I used said I was hot. With my narcissistic desire to be attractive fueled I uploaded some much better photos which were all classified as lower than hot and way older than they were.
The inventors of this site desire to be smashed onto a pedestal and then have their throats ripped out by the bare hands of angry people who will proceed to lash their dead bodies with their ripped out throats and tongues.
>>25561437
That app isn't even near accurate...
Just be yourself right?
>go to shopping centre
>see so many young, fresh, innocent, gorgeous aryan blue eyed blonde girls
>see them hanging out with brown men
>realise they probably suck black/brown dick every single night and will end up having black babies
>realise they are total sluts and whores and even if they dont become race traitors they will waste their youth sleeping around and going to uni when they should be becoming wives and mothers
>realise they will vote for more socialism, more refugees, more feminism, more mosques, more muslims, more "anti-racism"
Does it depress anyone else? It really gets me down lads.
>>25560372
Just lol at thinking any okay looking female in western society is not a whore showing off her body online, flirting with hot guys and getting fucked by the 5 th guy.
Even the fat ones are getting laid like crazy. I live in europe, fuck them all.
It will be a poetic justice when these whores get raped by niggers and arabs.
>>25560426
It is poetic justice, but it's still shit. Okay, so they voted for diversity, and got diversity. Where does that leave us?
We have a nation ruined. Women who don't respect us, value us, who are not loyal to us.
What's the point? I would die for my nation yet sometimes you just look at the state of the people in it and you ask yourself why.
I often find girls now scowl at babies and children. It's quite amazing. Feminism has got them so hard they literally hate children, unless those children are brown or nigglets.
>>25560372
Why?
We are all human anon. Racism is just a meme at this point.
