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roll blox tbqh familia
rolling dolan
>>26990294
Rollling Rolll roll rolled
I honestly have trouble understanding this guy's psychology.
He's so vehement, bombastic, inconsistent, contradictory, and unpredictable that he's really frustrating when you try and follow him. I'm not sure the leadership of the free world could be laid into the hands of someone who doesn't appear stable or balanced.
What's his deal?
>>26990127
Since Ronald Reagan the B-movie actor, the presidential office has no standards.
I would vote Trump without question just so we have a powerful charismatic white man in office to restore national confidence/sanity but I honestly don't think he's going to do any of the shit he said he will.
get into office through attentionwhoring
make mad cash for himself
thats about it
If I made 50k a year could have sex with a 300$ prostitute 104 times a year a easily pay for room and food.
Why don't we do this?
>>26990032
I'd rather jerk it to porn and ride motorbikes
>>26990032
I know, right? The fags here want intimacy and cuddles and gay shit like that. Fuck that.
>>26990069
Sounds lame. loooool
>finally get gf
>realize I'm gay
why do our minds hate us?
>>26989868
>liking cock
Disgusting
Like what?
Emotionally?
Physically?
My attraction to women is almost entirely physical.
And I'm gay.
Women, or men for that matter. Make me feel nothing emotionally.
North Korea has warned of "indiscriminate" nuclear strikes on the US and South Korea as the two begin their largest ever military drills.
The exercises, Key Resolve and Foal Eagle, are an annual event and always generate tension.
The order for a "pre-emptive nuclear strike of justice" was made in a statement put out by Pyongyang.
Such rhetoric is not uncommon, and experts doubt the North's ability to put nuclear warheads on its missiles.
North Korea says it sees the annual US-South Korean war games as a rehearsal for invasion. Last year, it threatened to turn Washington into a "sea of fire".
Approximately 17,000 US forces are participating in the exercises, alongside around 300,000 South Korean troops - both significant increases on 2015's numbers.
http://www.cnn.com/2016/03/06/asia/north-korea-preemptive-nuclear-strike-threat
WHO IS READY FOR THE NUKES TO FLY?
>>26989775
this is literally nothing
I burned out on happening-threads 2 years ago
"Preemptive Nuke Strikes"
You don't announce a preemptive strike, it goes against the whole point of it being preemptive.
This is why 30 something year old millenials make shit dictators.
>>26989775
The food aid is drying up and they haven't harvested their crops yet. They do this literally every year
Who else here hates their family?
>>26989677
B-but my family lubs me
>dad snores so loud need ear plugs to fap
>literally snores at 200% volume all fucking day and night
>no lock on door
>family has to walk passed my door to get anything
>can't fap at ease
>so much noise in my house can't fucking sleep or read or anything
jesus christ i need to get a job and get out
Did they abuse you?
Good morning, wagecuck. Hope you had a good 2 days of freedom. It's time to get back to work.
Another day, another dollar.
>tfw I got called into work on my second day off and that's that the week's started now
>>26989543
All jokes aside, I love being NEET.
>>26989543
Good morning, I am in college but I don't have class on Monday. Feeld bretty gud
Does anyone remember a thread on i made a few months ago where i installed various dating apps and asked girls for casual sex? Well i didnt use tinder because they needed my number and apparently they couldnt accept my number because it's prepaid, so if theres anyone here whos willing to let me use their number to receive a the verification code. Ill post updates and convos on here.
Link to my that thread.i was talking about
http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/25330359/
>>26989376
Use Google Voice.
>>26989398
Not available in glorious Australia
>>26989376
i just made a tinder a couple days ago and they never asked for a number. is this a country specific thing?
Just lower your standards robots. There is someone out there who wants your babies.
Does she have to be a gypsy?
I ask 2 things
1) Blue eyes
2) Don't be fat
Is that too high? Well if it is then fuck love, I give up.
I ask 2 things
Not fat or willing to become not fat
Believes that partnership is more than just the initial period of love
For the first time in 4 and a 1/2 years, my pee bottle has developed a white gunk at the bottom.
It can't be old age, because It's only been full for 2 weeks and I've kept them for up to 3 months without this happening before.
Any suggestions, /r9k/? Should I be worried or is it buisness as usual?
Pic related is the condtions the bottle's been kept is for the past 2 weeks. It's been a bit hot lately, but aside from smelling a bit this shouldn't realy be happening.
Next pic I post will be of the white gunk, after that I might swirl it around so you can see the texture.
>>26989316
Pic is the white stuff after its settled for a day.
It always happens to me, friend.
You should check to see how it tastes.
Hey anon, so no one cares about you? Me too, though I'm doing my best to work on that. I hope that you can do something, anything to better yourself so that you can stop wallowing in self pity, I'm doing my best too. I think it'll be worth it and at the end, we'll be the better for it. Take care anon, and I hope to see you well.
can I suck your dick please
>>26989298
my dick is pretty mediocre anon, but I hope you one day find dick worth sucking : ^)
>>26989348
I don't care if it's 4 inches short or whatever. I want to suck your cock, then cuddle you afterwards.
Who here /waitingforpublictransport/. Tell me those feels fellow bots
>>26989258
Not gonna lie, that looks pretty comfy.
>>26989258
Lived in a border state for some time. Meth addicts, crack heads, homeless people, crazy people, poor people all rode public transport. I hated all these people and I had to deal with them because I'm still a teen but I am an adult with no parents so I am also poor.
>>26989281
It is. I live in the most beautiful city in the world.
http://www.news-medical.net/news/20150922/Young-people-in-NEET-situations-vulnerable-to-experiencing-mental-health-problems.aspx
Opinions, NEETs?
Yeah I'm pretty far gone. Still better than working though.
>wagies reduced to posting C-list """medical""" tabloids
It's beautiful
>>26988958
>pretty much all NEETs are social outcasts
>are forced to get by with little to know social interaction
We're supposed to be surprised that social animals have difficulty functioning without social interaction?
Why are there so many threads about trannies now?
You retards need to stop bumping threads you don't like to flame people or call them abominations. You also need to stop being desperate chasers. Just shut the fuck up, I'm tired of this garbage.
>>26988916
Try reddit or tumblr.
>>26988935
>fuck all this tranny bullshit
>try going to tumblr
I think you're fucking retarded. Moot admitted /lgbt/ was a containment board and he made it for a reason.
>>26988971
Jesus Christ you're worse than furries or cuckolds ever were. 90% of you retards are weebs who s-stutter andabuse spoilertext. Shut the fuck up about boipussi and feminine dicks. Stop spamming your fetish, go back to /b/ or /lgbt/.
>>26988989
This sense of ownership over the site is a large reason why /a/ is so justly hated.
who is the grossest anon on /r9k/?
>haven't changed/washed my shirt, pants, socks, or undies in months
>don't even remember the last shower I took
>my hands are getting covered in this green film, it might be some kind of fungus or something
>covered in scars and blisters that look pretty infected
>my toenails go an inch past the toes
>>26988823
Post pics please
original commento
>>26988823
how about you post some valid proof then desu
>>26988823
Show us pics of your filth
