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What the hell do you do when you have nothing going for you in any aspect?
Like, where do you even start?
You watch anime, anon.
You watch anime and cry yourself to sleep every night.
Just b yerself
>>27002298
This works for me, OP
"Femanons," try and convince me that there's a single girl who isn't a massive whore. I'll wait.
>>27002234
Wimin crave cock, it's in the bible.
>trump posting, cuck posting, and fembot baiting all in one post
I want /pol/ to leave
"they either have been, they are, or they will be"
it's never false.
Why are traps becoming such a common fetish? Not just fapping to traps, but actually wanting to BE a trap, becoming sissified, etc. I see this everywhere now. This was never a thing until a year or two ago.
Why do you guys want to be a trap? Are you closet bisexuals?
>>27002221
I think it's the same thing with cuckoldry.
It was meme magic'd into reality by the porn industry.
Girls live on easy mode,passable traps are easy mode+affirmative action laws
What's the downside? It's also really hot
nature subtly trying to rid the world of shit genetics.
>joined uni 4 days ago
I want to drop out. How am I supposed to go five years doing this every day?
Three days was good. How do I not drop out?
>>27002200
i went for a year and said fuck everything and now I work at trader joes much better and less stressful not to mention not going to drown in debt
>>27002216
I'm studying for free, though. At least I'm not wasting my money, just my life.
What's so difficult about it? You've only just started, you don't even know what it's really like yet.
Any sauce on this set?
Who are those people?
>>>/r/
You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (6.67% content).
>>27002284
A couple and allegedly, a son in wincest. Was first post half a decade ago somewhere.
>shit you believed as a child
>"If you die with your eyes open it meant you deserved it"
>if you eat ants you turn into a giant ant and die
>I'd grow up to be a normal happy human being
>boogeyman was real of course
I actually believed I'd have a good normal life
holy fuck the level of delusion makes me laugh
>>27002062
>you're so smart for your age
>you'll make it big and earn lots of money
Do black people really think they can be robots?
Can they even get acne?
I have acne AND PSORIASIS ON MY FUCKING NOSE AND EARS
Why are there no blacks with downs syndrome?
>>27001964
I've seen one of those before actually.
He had extra big lips.
>>27001964
Look at this pic and know that there is.
My family is leftist af but I still don't really agree with them politically.
- Older brother(22) is a Communist and has PTSD from a boot camp program he attended at the age of 18. He's into cool vidya but browses /r/ShitRedditSays and bunch of those Anti-Gamergate subs.
- Little brother(13) is a memer and /v/ browser. As far as I know, he's not into politics.
- I'm (19) an autist with severe social anxiety. I still wet the bed, suck my thumb, sleep with a nightlight. I'm more into libertarian socialism/left-wing anarchism as that just seems to make the most sense to me.
- My mom and bio dad are both bleeding heart liberals. Die hard Bernie Sanders supporters, believe capitalism can be saved yet will say it is a horrible system in the same sentence. Think the Scandinavian countries are amazing, ect.
My parents and older brother are very excited that Bernie is getting the attention he is getting and they hate that I'm not very enthusiastic about him like they are. My brother supports him because he's, I think anyways, one of those SJW communists you'd find on Reddit.
What should I do, /r9k/? When I told them I wasn't going to vote, they said I wasn't being a good citizen, but I know that voting does us no good and the Democratic Party are fucking asshats. Bernie won't save that shit-show.
>PTSD
>from FUCKING BOOTCAMP
I stopped reading there, I'm already disgusted with your family knowing they produced such a pussy of a son.
>>27001934
To be fair, I am guessing if he has PTSD. He hates to speak about his experiences at boot camp and has shown some symptoms.
>>27001895
>Communist with PTSD from bootcamp
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that your brother got fucked in the ass and can't cope with the feels.
>can't fix my looks
>can't fix my reclusive personality
>only thing that can make up for that is having shitload of money
chances of me getting rich: close to zero
>>27001868
Just go to college, mommy will be happy you're getting out of the house. Don't let rejection from your peers or your crushing depression get in the way of pulling good grades. Eventually you'll get used to being out of the house and you'll have an easier time talking to people
>>27001868
Looks no, personality yes. I did I'm no longer a robot because of it
just kill yourself? your life is meaningless in the grand scheme of the universe anyway, so why spend every day in pain? Just end it and let the hurt go away.
Ask a robot who made a lesbian with her ex gf tattooed on her name straight anything.
If you faggots need some real advice from anyone it should be me.If you can suspend your feelings of disbelief for a second, I can give you some life changing advice
Swimsuitsuccubus is always related
get on with it
faggotbloxx
How to get rid of your autistic behaviors and gain confidence :
Spend a month emulating Brad Pitt or Michael fassbender or whoever you want to mold yourself into
Normie's emulate and copy movie actors and their styles, it's stupid yeah, but it's a neccessary evil
>>27001864
>I got a mentally ill person to have sex with me
Good shit, retard
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ITT: I help all you NEETS get a job
As a 62-year-old employer at a rather large and successful company who has hired many young people, I can honestly say that the vast majority of you are lazy and too entitled to hold down any job, instead of blaming the free market, you should re-evaluate yourselves.
Out of the 20+ people I've hired as a business owner, there was only 1 young person who I thought was sort of decent, but even he's not up to my standards.
This is simply what employers want in an employee:
- Must have a college degree in a hard science with a 3.7+ GPA
- Must have 5+ recommendations
- Must have at least 5+ years of experience
- Must have won prizes
- Must have good social skills and amazing quantitative abilities
- Must know useful programming.
- Must be willing to work overtime and on weekends occasionally without pay.
- Must be prompt and be able to handle criticisms.
- Must understand that I will give bad and false reviews to his future employers so that s/he doesn't move to other companies
As I've said, out of the 20+ young people I've hired, only 1 has come close to my requirements. This is for a $9/hour with no benefits receptionist job, I expect my employees to grow and learn, as I promote from within.
He was a math and econ double major at a top 20 university and he fixed a security vulnerability in my website when it was hacked. Unfortunately, he left after 2 years. I don't know how he got a different job, though. I gave him terrible references so other bosses wouldn't hire him.
You mas ask me any questions, or even post your sample resumes and I am willing to provide you with feedback.
Would you molest a child if you knew you could get away with it?
>>27001755
I already have, many times. Mostly my employee's kids. It's good to be the boss.
Have you ever stuck lego bricks up your arse, and if so, which particular brick sizes?
WHY IS THERE ONLY BOTS ON OMEGLE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm up for some omegle text/video
the bot uses the tags: r9k, r9komegle and omegler9k
We should use: 4chanR9Komegle, aint no bot outsmarting me
i speak whit really much people,but I managed to get a couple of times
mafer
and i have more ;)
marijose
I found this YouTube channel belonging to what seems to be a down syndrome girl obsessed with one of the Columbine killers, Eric Harris. She has videos talking about her various pieces of Eric Harris memorabilia and makes fun of the victims of the massacre and their families. Hell, I even found her Facebook a while ago and it was full of the same shit.
What do you think, /r9k/?
And bonus question: would you smash?
Pic related, notice the pictures on her wall
Signs of hers point to schizophrenia
>>27001570
I've seen her in the comment section of several columbine related videos
I don't know what to think other than it's fucked up
>>27001570
that's fucking creepy senpai
Since middle school when we learned about it (they had a presentation every year) rachel joy scott was always my hero. I probably would've grown into a stacy if it wasn't for her. Then again, the thought of columbine tainted my school career because I was always so paranoid I'd get my head blown off at any given time.
Why is everybody falling for the trade maymay? Do you realize that it means your body will be completely broken by the time you reach wizarddom and you probably won't even make that much anyway?
they're wageSLAVES, they don't have a choice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1a3ggOeRpb4
>>27001561
>50k starting pay for most trades
>not living off half, investing the other half and becoming a millionaire by 40 before the job totally destroys your body
>Not working in unionized mining
>Not making 90k to stand around talking about safety all day and minimizing physical stress.
>Not working a 15 on 15 off rotation where you are flown to and from the jobsite and provided
free room and board.
Unionized trade master race, NEETs and Gradeslaves get rekt
>a single, solitary chance at life
>born in Rhode Island
ur allowed to move
Rhode Island shouldn't even be a state. it should just be absorbed into CT and mass
Could be worse, could have been born in Mogadishu
