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I used to just blindly hate Bernie like many others on this board. I did it to fit in and seem cool. But one day I actually did some research on Bernie and to my surprise most of his policies were actually quite reasonable. He is an honest hardworking politician who fights for the middle class. People like you and me. I am proud to call myself a Bernie supporter and will certainly be voting for him tomorrow.
Everybody on /r9k/ just seems to be misinformed on Bernie. Can anybody on here actually give a cohesive argument on why Bernie would be a bad President?
Honestly I don't know much about his policies I just hate his supporters.
>>27178013
vote for him
>>27177972
Because his economic policies are overly optimistic and completely disregard the human factor. Companies are already moving, outsourcing and/or automating tasks to avoid excessive taxes. For every dollar you raise the minimum wage the more incentivized companies will be to continue doing so. Just look at cali, companies move from there all the time.
Hey robots
I'm trying to figure out if this dude likes me or not. The thing is I really like him and want him to fall heads over heels in love with me but he kind of sends me mixed signals. Being that he's paid for stuff when we hang out (coffee/drinks) and sometimes drives me home but he never contacts me or initiates to hang out first. What's the deal robots? pls help me
>>27177930
he probably likes you. just kiss him. you'll get your answer.
Beg him to let you gag on his cock. All da homies luhh dat shiiiii
That would really heavily depend on whether you are a girl or a guy.
> and want him to fall heads over heels in love with me
That doesnt sound very natural. Pretty syntehtic imo.
>by chance see a review on Google store by some guy
>many spelling mistakes in the review
>check out his profile
>has posts on Google+ about cutting
>has a video of him crying/having a panic attack
>has a wife and 2 daughters
>says he has bipolar and depression
>tfw a glimpse into the life of a total stranger
Anyone else have a strange fascination about this stuff? Doesn't help that this guy looks like the classic neckbeard
Bully him by sending mean messages until he kills himself.
Whenever I stumble across abandoned profiles like this, where a regular user for years just abruptly stops, I can't help but wonder what happened.
https://archive.org/details/@zacka537
>>27177853
Link it my man.
bros whats a cool topic for my english presentation
it can LITERALLY be anything as long as its interesting
i was thinking about some ghost town or an unexplained mystery but maybe someone of you has a better idea
God Emperor Donald Trump
Centralia, nigger
>>27177668
How the Jews have conspired to take control of society through dominating the media and global banks.
Hey /r9k/, I'm thinking of buying a hooker soon so as to stop being a virgin.
I figure at least some of you have done this, so, any advice?
>>27177660
Do you think fucking a hooker will magically fix you?
>>27177696
No, I think fucking a hooker will make me feel good for a period of time, which is better than feeling bad for a period of time
Getting into a dating rut with work and 1-2 year goals eating up much of my time and money.
If nothing has come along when I hit those goals I am going to seriously consider it. I seem to have more success for a while if I get lucky. Paying for some luck is worth it.
>1st semester at uni
>roommate introduces me to some qt3.14 azn from Singapore
>by the end of the semester she's really into me.
>Snapchat everyday during winter break
>almost spill spaghetti several times during the break but after wanking I decide against such bad decisions
>spring semester starts, everything going well
>1 months into semester haven't tried anything
>one day we're in my dorm watching Netflix like we usually do
>we start getting really playful
>can feel the jizz seeping out my pants
>text my roommate to leave
>*HE BOUT TO DO IT*
>close the door and lock it
>grab her off my and put her on my dick basically
>she gasps
>after some weird conversation, we start making out.
>*IT'S HABBEDING*
>I'm on top, feeling alpha as fuck
>take her shirt and bra off
>handful of tits in each hand
>she's rhythmically moving get pelvis up and down against my crotch
>can feel her fat pussy lips against my dick
*feels good man*
>about to take her compression shorts off
>about to lose my virginity and shit
>"stop"
>*fuuuuuuuuuucccccckkkkk*
>"let's wait a week or two"
>whatever, keep making out
>we eventually finish making out, talk for like 10 minutes and she leaves
>"see ya later anon ;)"
>pants totally ruined
>she comes into my room sporadically throughout the week
>kissing and hugging me and shit
>*life is good*
>one day after we eat lunch together she starts ignoring me on Snapchat
>when she does snap it's unrelated, or to keep our dumb snap streak going
>goes on for two weeks before I see her again
>say hey, she looks down and ignores me
>WTF, text her, and ignores me.
>block her on snap and delete her number
>she even ignores my roommate and suitemate now
You get your dick out and she doesn't even give you a handie? Yeah you didn't actually do anything sexual, that's why.
>caring about sex
>implying the opposite sex ain't shit but hoes and tricks
>>27177586
We both still had our pants on bro.
Hi. Can I get a footlong spicy italian sub?
>no ugly, you actually can't
What do you do?
sue subway for millions
Remind her that's no way for a sandwich artist to speak, and tell her I would like my sandwich toasty like her roastie.
Quiznos4lyfe
femanons what's your opinion on interracial relationships?
>>27177327
My boyfriend's black, so I'm obviously for them.
Niggers and Spics are not human. Asians and Indians are and pretty much look like insects.
>>27177371
>>>>>/pol/
Back to your containment board you go.
Who /kratom/ here?
Just swallowed me some Borneo Red Vein.
What are your favourite strains?
How long have you been using?
Planning on upgrading to stronger opiates/opioids?
Use google, I know. But since there's a thread I had mine as well contribute something
Where do you procure your kratom? There's a shit load of vendors and sites out there, and I'm looking to try some. Any old, no-bullshit standbys for kratom?
>>27176979
I'm buying from a german vendor.
It's not as cheap as from the bigger ones like but the shipping is incredibly fast, if I order before 16:00 it's usually here before noon the day after.
I drink my kratkrat through a strawstraw.
>feelsgoodmane.jpeg
How do I get my friend to show me her tits?
She has nice, big, round tits, not saggy at all judging from what I could see when she wasn't wearing a bra.
I just want to see that glorious pair uncovered.
How can I achieve this?
Rape her while wearing a ski mask
>>27176918
Kekd hard
This OP
>>27176874
How close are you guys? Does she have a boyfriend?
Flirt with her and joke around, respond appropriately based on her reaction
>tfw lost my job
well it was fun pretending to be normal for six months but i guess im back now. hows it going guys
>>27176856
Feeling for us bro. Might be losing my job or quitting tonight, but it would be a blessing really. Worst job ever ;_;
>>27176856
Try again harder ? What is it with you people giving up so easily ? Yea you lost your job , but answer this : Do you have a bad incurable illness ? Are you mentally ill ? If its not the case then you have no reason to give up
I feel you. I've been fired and will enjoy the life of a freeman soon.
>@@ year old soldier, in between GFs. Some friends set me up on a blind date.
>Meh, there will be food
>My date is gorgeous: dark brown hair, pale skin, blue eyes, C to D cups, brilliant smile
>Go to dinner: she is smart, funny, a little shy, , 19 years old and brought a teddy bear with her on the drive from college. We agree to meet again in 2 nights, another double date
>Another great time, she is wonderful - within days we are GF/BF
>After 4 months I propose, 2 months later we elope, she was a virgin on our wedding might
>She tells me over and over that no boys were interested in her in HS and she went to a women's college
Says she was a late bloomer and in band so boys ignored her. Whatever
>Go to spend some vacation with her family. He mom is pretty disapproving (because my wife left college to marry me) but her dad is Bro-tier cool
>Me and my FiL are on the deck smoking cigars and drinking whiskey when I say how surprised I am boys ignored her in high school
>He snorts and coughs hard, choking and laughing
>Gets a grip, tells me
>"Boys were around her like moths on a bug zapper, she just never noticed!"
>Explained that when she was a 15 year old HS freshman he had to warn off 2 seniors - she never noticed they were after her; that she would have 8-9 different boys ask her to every dance - she thought they were just 'being nice' since they knew she had never had a boyfriend; that when she joined the swim team the crowds doubled, mainly boys; that one of her male teachers asked my FiL if he knew how much attention she got and how he had trained her to handle it - she literally never noticed
>He told me there was one guy in particular
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>>27176847
>That kid was named Steve
>Steve had been coming over to the house since he was in 7th grade with my wife
>FiL told how Steve called all the time, worte all the time, and was always there - and she never thought of him as more than a friend
>He told me how Steve would bicycle the 6 miles between his house and hers to 'say hi' or to 'check on the homework assignment' 2-3 times every week, even in Winter (in Michigan!)
>When she left for band camp? Steve was there to see her off
>When the family went on vacation the Summer before their Senior year? Steve volunteered to help them pack the car for the trip even though he wasn't going
>If she was sick Steve would call her mother to check on her
>I asked, but my FiL confirmed she only ever saw him as a friend, never anything mroe
>I asked if he thought Steve deserved a shot, he said
>"Fuck Steve - he never made a move. His parents, me, my wife, the teachers, other kids - everyone, EVERYONE, knew Steve loved her and he never. Said. A. Fucking. Word. to her about it. Cowardice, pure cowardice. I mean, everyone else knew and there was *no way* he could be more embarrassing than chasing her around"
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>>27176952
>So I mention Steve to my wife, say his name came up
>She said
>"You know, I had a terrible crush on him Sophomore year. But he never said anything or gave any sign I was more than a friend. By the end of the year I figured he was just going to be nothing but a friend and I moved on"
>Visit ended, she and I went back to our house
>Nine months or so later my Mother in law calls me. My FiL had told her to call
>Steve had called her. He chatted with my MiL for a few minutes then said
>"Is your daughter still married to that soldier?"
>My MiL had said yes, and that I was out of the army and going to school while working
>Steve had been obviously disappointed and hung up after that
>My MiL warmed up to me after that, told me years later 'I realized that you were much better than Steve and I should be nicer t my SiL'.
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>>27177022
So - Steve was obviously a Beta Orbiter of great power. But if he had just said something, said explicitly what he wanted and how he felt, he would have had at least a shot.
My question - how many of your robots are like Steve - you never told her how you really feel?
>surprise penis inspection day tomorrow
>just one day's notice
>we've never had one before, this is the first one at this college
>they're putting a new policy into effect I guess
>have no q-tips to soak in alcohol and clean my urethra out with, no money to buy them with
>still haven't broken my foreskin hymen (not the frenulum, the bit on top where it's fused a little bit to the glans, near the base of the glans)
>don't want to be kicked out of college because my foreskin hymen still isn't broken
>afraid to break it myself because I know it will hurt and they will just see that I just broke it tonight and probably tease me
Can anyone give me some penis inspection day tips?
Share your own stories?
I'm really anxious.
>>27176830
>still haven't broken my foreskin hymen
you can do what I did, if you use scissors and quickly dip your dick in warm water, it will look like the genuine article
>not being circumcised
Sucks to be you
>>27176830
>penis inspection day
I didn't even knew this was a thing lel.
What's the point of it ?
Would you marry your little sister?
Gradeschoolers don't have tits that big
>>27177464
Says you mate
>>27177708
Even if they did, why would you want it?
Maybe if she was a real loli I'd date her.
How does it feel to know women live life on easy mode?
If you're a female, people will hold doors open for you, you get things bought for you, people constantly complement you, you don't have to work out to look good, you'll never be homeless or in debt, never need to go to war, don't even need to work can just get a man to fund my life, no one can criticize you, you get affirmative action because you have a vagina, men seek to fuck you rather than you having to search out men etc etc etc
It must grind you anons down to know I get to live with a whole host of benefits just because I flipped the coin of life and landed on female.
>>27176694
but at the end of the day you still are an inferior fuck doll, a creation literally created just for the sake of men as a toy. A creature that men could take pleasure in and delight in so they wont be bored on Earth. Men are the highest form of creation on Earth, we rule over you, we rule over animals. And we are also the most capable. Male beauty is far superior to your deposits of fat on your tits. The male image is perfection, you are simply a knock off reflection of us, we give you value and we give you our energy. You live for it so we are your true masters.
Shit I must be really ugly then because I've never gotten any of these benefits and I'm in debt and sometimes go without food because I don't have money.
Get the FUCK out roastie cunt, go chase down Chad you fucking whore. You're clearly a total failure if you're on this board.
