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I want a girlfriend. I need a girlfriend. I deserve a girlfriend.
>I want a girlfriend.
Why?
>I need a girlfriend.
No, you don't.
>I deserve a girlfriend.
Why?
Me too, OP. Let's shoot up the school.
>>27182101
stop breathing my precious air. what have you done for this world that you deserve anything but death you piece of trash
Any Korea-chans here today?
I need to practice my Korean.
I don't listen to K-pop because I know when I'm not wanted, so fuck off with muh fetishes rant.
You should be learning a useful language
>>27181701
I live around a considerable amount of Koreans. This will be more useful than Japanese.
>>27181652
Yeah but I can't help you learn Hangul because I need to polish up on it myself.
>got /fit/ (5'11" 165 lbs. 10% tested bf with visible abs)
>the best I can do is a skinnyfat girlfriend with oddly shapen ass
was this all worth it? what did this woman do to deserve me, a man who worked in the gym for 16 months to achieve this? and still, she is the best I can afford.
to look impressive at tht height you're gonna need another 20 pounds with the same bf%
probably be another yer or two, unless you want to do steroids
hahaha
mind if i fuck her then?
Fucking entitled shit. Maybe it's not your body, maybe it's your personality.
actually it's the other way around, if you think you're superior to her somehow
just get her to start doing glute bridges lol
le monke
>>27181449
cute little thang
thats an ape you faggot
>>27181721
Citation needed
t. Orangutan
>tfw your gf turns out to be a witch and punishes you for yelling at her by turning you into a female dog and having her male dog cum inside your dog vagina
>>27181377
>tfw your penis shrinks into a clit and you grow dog udders
>>27181411
>tfw you can't move while her male dog fucks you because of her paralysis magic
>>27181443
>tfw she realizes afterwards that the spell is made permanent if the victim of the spell is ejaculated into like you just were
>tfw you will have to live the rest of your life as her female dog and she will make money off of you by having her male dog repeatedly impregnate you so she can sell your puppies and become a professional dog breeder
>2016
>being a teslacuck
how can you call yourself a man?
i drive a dikke bmw jonges :~~~~~D
>>27180929
>driving a honda
It's like you want to support those filthy japs. There is nothing worse then this, fuck you.
>>27181071
>>27180929
this is my miata
hate me
![main-qimg-83ac90d72328684ae7a63aa0dd09c84e[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TW359O6.jpg "main-qimg-83ac90d72328684ae7a63aa0dd09c84e[1]")
>men have incredibly varied tastes in women (short, tall, skinny, high-test, BBW, shy, outgoing, submissive, dominant, wealthy, poor, elegant, homebody, small breasts, large breasts, etc.)
>women literally all want the same tall, muscular, confident, rich, big-dicked, assertive Chad and the most they vary in taste is whether or not he wears glasses or has a beard
Literal meme gender.
FUCK OFF WITH THIS SHIT.you don't have to be some 6'5 230lb ripped Chad to be attractive to women
>>27180227
ya you do
>>27180065
I'm a women, but I am only attracted to traps desu.
I have a pre-employment pee test tomorrow and I'm freaking out about it. I've been weed-free for 35 days but I was a chronic smoker since about 2013 (though I've cut back quite a bit in the past year). I am 5'10 about 145 pounds. I took a home test with my first pee of the day and got a negative, but I don't know how accurate those things are.
How fucked am I? Anyone with drug test experience care to shed some light?
panicking won't help
justs stay calm, if you're weed free for 35 days it won't still be in your piss friend.
everything will be fine
drink something highly caffeinated and then lots of water just to be safe. but 99% chance you're fine.
>>27180025
I've been reading online about people pissing dirty for 60 days or even 90 days after abstaining. I'm afraid I will be one of those poor saps and blow a great job opportunity.
i wanna just die instantly, no pain.
>>27179680
Will girls think my cock is big?
>>27179680
I finally want the original robot to either be removed or reset desu
>>27179704
Rerolling for funnioli
Anyone else here planning on committing suicide? How, when and where?
I'm going to shoot myself in the head with a pistol. I'm going to do it in summer outside on a peripheral place (to prevent potentially traumatizing someone).
>>27179524
Take someone evil out before you go.
Don't do it mane. I know it seems like the only answer,but it really won't solve anything.
>>27179524
Wow, there've been a massive influx of suicidal people on the board this week.
>Be me in class
>teacher going through boring lecture, doodling in my notebook while taking down some of the matieral
>A table over from me the typical stacies are gossiping, one made out with 12 dudes and got fingered by 8
>I wish I was making this up
>Suddenly they get onto the subject of the looks of guys in the class
>ohshit.jpg
>They start rating a good lock of them 5-7
>Then I heard my name in a whisper as I was close to them
>"1"
>selfesteem=0
Fuck dudes...I didn't think I was an attractive guy but I was sure as hell I wasn't the fucking elephant man! Shit...I was a cyborg but now I'm feeling pretty robot-ish. I dont have any feelings towards the stacies, why did they have to cause so much pain on me...
>>27179406
At least she didn't say 0?
Don't kill yourself?
hohoho, christ dude, just fucking end them,
thats stacies for you, they could have said this in private,
but they obviusly wanted you to hear it i guess,
that is the life of a robot
The problem is your confidence, it has nothing to do with your looks.
Does No Fap work for femanons?
no girl don't get horny
>>27179262
NoPorn works for them but not NoFap.
No-fap doesn't work period.
Source: Literally came 15 times in the past 30 hours (hyper libido medication side-effect) and I feel great.
What anime are you watching today, anon?
>>27179133
Just rewatched redline
do you ever have a problem where you have so many anime series that you don't actually know what to watch, and end up watching nothing?
Been stuck not watching anything, so i might try to catch up on Gintama today...
![[DeadFish] Kodomo no Jikan - 08 [DVD][480p][AAC].mp4_snapshot_05.04_[2016.03.15_20.45.18].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yi9hJvw.jpg "[DeadFish] Kodomo no Jikan - 08 [DVD][480p][AAC].mp4 snapshot 05.04 [2016.03.15 20.45.18]")
Currently powering though "Kodomo no Jikan" because I want it off my hard drive as soon as possible
After 5 failed tinder dates I decides to give up online dating haven't been on tinder in 4 days and am starting to talk to real girls in real life a bit more. Talked to the girl who sits next to me in class yesterday a bit. Wasn't much, but it sure beats investing all my time in tinder whores.
How does one fail a date exactly? Isn't the point to have fun and see whether or not you're compatible? I'd kill to go on even a single date.
>>27178812
Not have much fun and grill never speaks to you again, or think it went awesome, had a lot of fun, but grill still never speaks to you again.
>>27178784
I only just started using tinder.
I met two guys so far, the first one was a tourist and Es leaving in a week (thought why not, I'll show him around and it be nice practice because I can't into dates) it went great. He was a nice guy.
Then the second date with a different guy. We went to have coffee and talked and talked and then I said "let's go walk around and explore the area (he just moved there), then we walk and walk and go near where he lives. He says "do you want to go to my apartment?" I say "yeah sure why not?"
Now I know this is completly my fault and I'm so stupid and retarded but I just didn't think anyway would try to fuck on the first date.
He tried to kiss me and I just "i-I don't think we should do this". He was embarssed but it went fine and I lied and told him that I liked him but I just don't want to kiss on the first day and I left.
He texted me today, "want to meet next Saturday?" I viewed it but won't respond
Thanks for reading
Pls respond
>read high school greentext story
>OP mentions skipping school
How did you guys do it?
>>27178081
Just don't go into school.
Easiest thing ever.
>>27178105
>Jew school
>calls parents
>ask where kid is and why they weren't checked out
What now, anon?
>>27178081
I didn't. Because I enjoyed band, wanted good grades, lived in a small town, and hated my homelife.
