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I can't fucking take it anymore. Everyday is the same i just stare at my 4chan taps and waste my life away. The bad postures already fucked up my spine and i have constant headaches.
It was fun the first week but now it's horrible. All i can do to distract myself from life is play games and waste my life away. This shit made me more depressed than i ever was
>>27057618
>It was fun the first week but now it's horrible.
m8, I'm on my 6th year atm and just getting into the proper NEET feel now. Fucking normies who get bored so quick.
You gotta discipline yourself OP. You somehow got access to the gift of being a NEET, yet all you use your time for is to escape reality. Read, watch patrician films, educate yourself, as to construct a new identity which gives you the confidence to act more freely in social settings, but also decreases the urge to forget what your life is like.
If you use your NEET time correctly, you will outdo all the normies.
>>27057964
Spend time learning skills, not just watching film and reading novels.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J9houVnQvI
STOP YOUR FUCKING SHITPOSTING FOR ONCE AND DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE. POST IT FAGGOT! ONLY HQ!
kekekekek that's a good one m8TEE
>>27057498
OOOHWEEEE that is a good one OP that's a real knee slapper right there hot damn
>>27057521
that is a good image to you as well sir
haha XD
>>27057498
Why the fuck would you even upload a video of yourself?
Anyone else here NOT lonely?
>>27057488
you need to go back desu
>>27057488
I'm not not lonely.
>>27057488
I legit have never felt lonely.does this mean that I have no reference point for what it means to not be lonely and thus am merely confused?
This is a thread with anime in it. Post your anime.
>>27057360
You're the boss
this is a texted post
>>27057360
ANIME FROM ABOVE
EGGMAN?!
Is EGGMAN dead?
Why?
I'm genuinely curious.
Does anybody know?
>>27057342
No.His girlfriend talked him out of it and they had wild sex while half of /r9k/ pleaded for him to not do it. He doesn't need us anymore.
>>27057359
Well, that's fairly boring and predictable outcome.
How can I close this thread?
>the hijak roach meme has died out already
Was it just one autist trying to force it?
>>27057164
>implying it's not part of his masterplan
It's not like it was new.
It just had a resurgence.
>>27057164
Simply waiting, roach.
Who else /sonofachad/ here?
If your dad successfully procreated then he's a chad. So were all sons of chad
>>27056992
No I'm a son of Odin!! Heheh Oppa Viking Style xd ;3
Chads make terrible fathers
>dropping out of uni in 4 days
Does it get better, robots?
>>27056950
Not to make you feel worse, but it's a terrible mistake. You should at least enroll in CC from home. You'll regret it
>>27056950
Depends. Why are you dropping out? What is your plan once you drop out?
Nope. Also: fun times are over now,there is only suffering coming
t. A 32 yo dude
In your opinion, what's the easiest board to troll?
>>27056932
/pol/ for sure. They fall for the most obvious bait ever
This one has to rank among the highest, but I second /pol/. /v/ as well, but it means less because they're literally children.
/v/.
It's fast.
It's stupid.
Your bait doesn't even have to be video game related.
>go to porn board
>start jacking off
>scroll down
>progressively more disgusted by shitty porn
>ugly bimbos
>generic porn
>someone with broken english posting pictures of some fucking disgusting, hairy bitch
>gay shit
>gay shit
>gay shit
>interracial
>interracial gay shit
>cuck shit
>sauce
>sauce
>sauce
>get disgusted and go to 2d
People just piss me off more and more every day.
>i'm too retarded to use the catalog
maybe instead of jerking off you should kill yourself
How are you going to complain about other people disgusting you when you yourself are a porn addict?
>>27056878
> People just piss me off more and more every day.
I know exactly how you feel, OP.
guys, I think my mom found my onahole.
I can't find it anywhere.
Wtf am I going to do?
You're just going to have to fuck her instead, anon.
An hero is your only option
Ask her if mommy is gonna replace your toy pussy with her real one.
Haven't seen one of these threads in a while so I thought I'd start one.
I just took the test again and got this, I used to get INFP, am I still allowed here?
>inb4 this triggers the robots
>>27056748
Link to test: https://www.16personalities.com/
two types of people
1: people who think the myers briggs test is stupid bullshit
2: idiots
>>27056766
lmao do it anyway faget
>it's a "most quick and painless suicide method" thread
>It's a "It's a" thread
>it's a facebook frog thread
Fall into the sun by a suprise
Fuck guys. I just got caught smoking bud and was let off with a warning. Little did the cop know that I'm tripping on shrooms, I don't think it went on my record or anything but I'm still tripping the fuck out. Can any of you guys help talk through the legal logistics with me? Pic not related really, it's just what I was listening to while I was driving here
Btw me and my buddies drove to Idaho for the weekend and we're spending the night at the hotel right now
>>27056457
>Fuck guys.
That's exactly what you're gonna do in prison
>>27056457
dude youre fine the cop probably doesnt even remember who you are.
>Wake up
>Notice everyone is gone
>Turn on the news
>World War 3 has begun
>All the countries are launching their nukes at each other
>One is headed towards your location and will hit in 15 minutes
>Fallout shelter is too far away, you'll never make it in time
How do you spend your last moments?
>>27056279
It's obvious, wrap fridge in tin foils and hide in fridge
Weed, and more pondering about the idea that we're all just a small base of around 30 or so beings that are occupying the consciousness of every single human in history. The sole indicator or your peer being controlled by the same person is the amount of yawning shared between you and them. It's okay to die, the game will just be over.
>>27056279
Smoke one last bowl with my brother and accept my fate.
