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What's your excuse for not attempting suicide today?
Been watching anime and playing video games all day.
>>24344686
Lewdposting. Its saving me until sf5, then i'll feel better about myself by teaching people street fighter fundamentals
>>24344686
I'm not even depressed any more. All it took was regular social interaction, physical exercise, a regulated sleep-wake schedule, and massive amounts of (homegrown) marijuana..
Can we get a tard stories thread going? I have some OC to start off:
> Be me
> 4th grade I moved into autism classes for the rest of elementary school.
> Have to ride the short bus and everything.
> Literally nothing productive all day.
> "teacher" spends each day reading chicken soup for the soul and treating everyone like shit. Telling them things like "this is why you belong hear" and such.
> A few days after joining the program we are sitting in the tard room watching the super mario brothers super show.
> Sitting in the back of the room cringing and trying to read my health text book since I thought it was kind of interesting at the time.
> One of the sixth graders walks in, looks at the TV, and screeches like a fucking hawk, and says "WHY DO I HAVE TO WATCH THIS TRASH! I HATE THIS"
> All the tard wranglers swarm him and carry him by all 4 of his limbs into the Focus Room
> Focus room is literally a closet that locks from the outside with padding on the walls and floor.
> Watch as a 12 year old boy flails and makes raptor noises while trying to bite people in a desperate attempt to go free.
> Can literally hear his teeth snapping.
> Try my hardest to hold back laughter.
> Mfw I learn this person is the least autistic out of all the other people in the class.
____
> A few days later I finally try socializing.
> Spend most of my time during the day feeling really sad because I had to leave behind all my friends at my old school, didn't pay much attention to what went on.
> Figure I should try to make the best of a shitty situation.
> Walk over to this kid named David and see he is drawing a picture.
> I say "Hey, that looks pretty neat."
> He violently turns towards me and screams "I DIDN'T ASK FOR YOUR OPINION" with spit splattering onto my face, then turns back and continues.
> Whelp
> Mfw I realize this was only the beginning.
>>24344222
more?
this is an original comment i swear
thats nice, can i have my uncryptic money now
This one is less of a tard story and more of a story about my experience in the class:
> In 5th grade now and have managed to convince the wranglers to finally let me participate in normal classes.
> Still horrible despite this. The regular students treat me like I have a disease.
> Zero tolerance whatsoever.
> The day after I join the mainstream they remove me from normal classes for the day because one of the wranglers saw me wet my hands in the water fountain after lunch.
> About a month later I show up to school with a bad stomach ache.
> I ignore it at first but it starts getting unbearable.
> Sitting in the nurses office with the tard wrangler standing over me, I experience easily the worst stomach pain I've ever had in my entire life.
> I feel so week that I can't even get up.
> The tard wrangler tells me I've been in here long enough and that I'm not going home.
> Insist that I call home, says that I don't have a temperature so I'm fine.
> pulls me out of the bad and I immediately collapse.
> Eventually I manage to stand up and start slowly walking towards the tard room where I was apparently going to be confined to the focus room for acting up.
> Finally start feeling my breakfast coming back up.
> Aim directly at the wrangler and throw up eggs and a fuck ton of milk all over her.
> Walk back to the nurses office and call my dad.
> Start bawling asking him to come get me from school.
> Pass out in the car and wake up in a wheel chair at the hospital with an IV in my arm.
Next one will be about an autistic girl with a stuffed dog.
Post em and roast em
>age
>sex
>your fetish
>do you have a gf/bf? do they know your fetish?
>wagecuk or NEET?
feel free to post stories
booby blox
>>24344141
why is your image so pixilated?
>>24344339
dunno, he's the original
Would life would have been easier for robots back then?
a return to traditional values, yes
Considering the fact that most robots here are beta providers, yes.
No. Even in those days robots would have been fucked, if not MORE fucked. Awkward behavior was way less accept than it is now. /r9k/ likes to believe they would have somehow been normal in the past.
why do all of my friends keep slowly, silently cutting me off, /r9k/? old friends, new friends, they all keep doing it. I wish it would stop.
anyway, feels/vent thread
>>24343493
My friends did that too, i think it's because i'm boring. I wouldnt mind just hanging out irl with people and not feeling pressured to talk to them and vice-versa. A nice silent friendship. Of course i know this makes no sense so i'll be alone forever
>>24343535
>i think it's because i'm boring
Pretty much this.
We're not fun to be around, people naturally forget about us unless we get mentioned for whatever reason.
My friends are the same way. Recently I've been unable to connected with some of my best friends. Its sad seing myself regress but I've got you losers to cheer me up.
See? She doesn't mind my paragraphs. :^)
>tfw jonathan is also my name
c.uck name tbqh...
>>24343368
>>24343450
Why not just go by John you autistic fuck
>>24343368
Holy shit, fuck off. Beta kuck.
fuck you wagekek
fucking faggot
>>24343215
Oh shit, things getting HEATED
>>24343215
You neets are going to have to start posting some government neetbux checks for us in the workforce to actually believe anything you losers say.
>>24343238
>Trying to steal my moniez through manipulation
Nice try wagekuck
>tfw you can never make a good peepee
>>24343048
>Being this new.
Only professional certified may may creators are allowed here.
It shouldn't be so hard. You should be able to do them crudely and quickly.
It's like they're getting worse because I'm getting pissed or something.
On another forum earlier I seen a post say something along the lines of
60% - 80% of wives will cheat on their husband. And that 10% of men are unknowingly raising a child that is not his. Of course the poster offered no source for this info.
But is it really that bad?
If so, why even get a gf? Aren't we just investing in a small tragedy waiting to happen?
Thats not even taking into count of the whole dynamic of women will leave a Chad for a beta provider, and/or be with a provider and cheat with Chad.
There is no fucking way to win is there???
Relationships are a meme desu senpai
>>24342668
>There is no fucking way to win is there???
welcome to the real world
best answer is to not play the game
>>24342668
>60% - 80% of wives will cheat on their husband
Not true. Men are actually worse about that sort of thing in relationships, believe it or not.
> And that 10% of men are unknowingly raising a child that is not his
This number is actually too low. I'm pretty sure the actual number hovers around 25%.
I was walking to McDonald's to get some chicken nuggets when some guy approached me...
>hey what's up
>startled that someone talked to me
>tell him I'm going to McDonald's
>hope he goes away
>doesn't
>asks if I like to party
>think to myself that I do enjoy a good birthday party
>say yes
>slips something into my pocket along with a number
What does this have to do with birthdays? What is this bag, and why would he want me to call him? So shaken I didn't get McDonald's and went home
bait but
probably research chemicals, maybe mdma powder if he's legit. depends on what sort of guy he was, what scene he's in.
He had some tribal skull jacket and a flat brimmed hat, and various facial piercings, thinking about turning him in
>>24342042
>What is this bag
You're the one with it. Try it out and let us know.
Mystery powder is the best
>open up /r9k/
>all these posts about sex, masturbation or with nude pics
Why can't science invent an anti-aphrodisiac? Something that shuts off the sex drive entirely without giving you horrible side-effects? Fuck this shitty world.
>>24341938
Why would you be against sex?
There are plenty of things that can lower your sex drive. Stress, for one.
>>24341938
No, fuck you man.
So many girls my age (23) don't seem to want sex at all, I dunno what's up. Granted I'm a lonely virgin, I'm sure a decent number are having sex and I just don't know about it, but a lot of them are avowedly asexual, or say that sex and relationships "aren't worth the time and effort". Sex is great, people should do it.
how was work wagekeks? did you make the boss some money or were you a worthless little slave?? hmmmm what did I accomplish today:
>$1800 NEETbux came in on friday
>started a zen garden with numerous plants
>learned to play piano
>fucked your gf cuz she loves that big /NEETcock/
>read some books on philosophy (you uncultured vermin wouldn't know anything about that)
you are a sad being wagekek. you will never know the life of an enlightened patrician NEET. NEETbux don't grow on trees wagekek so get back to making my money.
>$1800
How the fuck did you get that much?
Does it go by how mentally handicapped you are?
>>24341683
I get $1400 a month
it goes by how much you can game the system
>>24341638
>learning things
>having passions
>having sex
you are just a failed normalslime. you are not a robot you are not welcome here you do not belong here you belong on facebook, failed normies aren't welcome here you are not a robot everyone here is laughing at you and mocking you and judging you you have no friends here you have no community here we collectively reject you you are not welcome here you are not welcome here nobody wants you here
What's the most normie guitar
I would say strat
Robot guitar?
Anything used to play metal, especially ESP
most normie guitar is a strat or possibly a les paul
most robot guitar is probably a tele t b h
most hipster guitar is jazzmaster
>>24341543
>Robot guitar?
clarinet. or bassoon if you wanna get #rare
So is this general guitar thread?
Where were you when memes became real life?
http://blog.oxforddictionaries.com/2015/11/word-of-the-year-2015-emoji/
first kenyon having john greene as their speaker, now this...
gONNA KILL MYSELF
M E M E S
E M E S
M E S
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4 L Y F
L Y F
Y F
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baneposting brings down a plane
/r9k/ shooter is real
donald trump is a legitimate candidate
/pol/ was right
Takabe Ai arrested for drug use and literally became a mindbroken doujin protagonist
memes have become life, the egregore of 4chan's collective unconsciousness is starting to affect the real world
Poop comes out of this hole.
>>24340611
Of course it does. Where else would it come from?
>>24340611
So, what else did you learn in your 2nd grade health class today?
Well it's not like you stick your dick in there, right?
