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Why do normies like this meme "ass eating" sex so much?
fucking disgusting.
And they call us disgusting for fapping to hentai
Honestly, I would do it for the right girl and if she cleaned properly before.
What's so great about licking literal shit tasting hole?
Give me one reason guys. Give me one fucking reason why I shouldn't end my life.
>>24336351
Chapter 3
>>24336351
well why should you end your life?
>>24336366
this right here f a m
captcha 671
>talk to another therapist
>tell him how I am suffering from being treated like shit everywhere due to being a manlet
>he doesn't believe me
>says he thinks I look like a normal guy
>mfw he's a 6' Chad
>mfw he never had problems with his height
>mfw he will never know what it feels like to be a manlet
Lanklets, when will they learn?
>>24336140
Manlets aren't even human 2bh.
>>24336140
It's literally all in your head you weak minded faggot.
>tfw I'm 5'3"
>tfw I'm typing this from a beautiful crib in Manhattan
>tfw dating Korean actress
>tfw she pays for everything
Get with the program you fucking loser.
>>24337381
>tfw I'm typing this from a beautiful crib in Manhattan
Maybe when you grow up a bit she will get you a bed.
Music thread. Post depressing shit, jazzy shit, whatever shit (NO EDM/JPOP. FUCK OFF). Need new shit to listen to.
>playlists are wanted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
I listen to it all the time. I generally like the song and am a fan of their work.
FeelsBadMan
I like this one too. Makes me feel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNxa9pFwimk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CunqUKcVKdI&list=PLCFhmEKeMW336yMY-yF6rFCgn7qm6PlwF&index=3
who /NEET/ here?
NEET life isnt all its cracked up to be.
Things are OK - music, books, TV etc
Been a NEET for eight years, I like it so far.
>>24335581
I am miserable every second of my life, the wagekek threads are full on lies. I start them every to cope with how jealous I am of anyone who isn't afraid to leave their home while knowing everyone who looks at you even for a second is judging you
>>24336706
oh wagem8, you dont need to lash out like this, passive aggression is no way to weigh objective measures of the twos' lifestyle
Lets have a goddess thread.
Women with radiant beauty.>INB4 KATYA
>>24335520
NO SOUL
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I'd drag my balls through 200 miles of broken glass just to kiss the dick of the guy that fucked her last
>>24335535
she doesn't need one, she's 90% looks
Redpill me on nurses /r9k/
Why is every Stacey and ghetto black girl going to college for nursing nowadays?
>>24334780
chance to be around / hopefully marry a doctor
>I'm such a people person!
>I'm so compassionate!
And also every CC has a nursing program
>>24336001
Actually being a control freak is beneficial for nursing.
What is your opinion on the consumption of estrogen pills to become a feminine individual?
>>24334467
They are only fooling themselves and will end up killing themselves when they realize what they have done.
It's pointless. They still have a Y-chromosome and they still don't have a vagina.
They should just wait until we are all sexless robots with the ability to pick our gender after we mind upload.
>>24334502
>Edie
>>24334523
>Pookie
Nice ones m8
ITT we post "creeper" shit, or stuff normies would consider creepy that you have done.
>was in a packed airplane, my arm was rubbed up between a girls ass cheeks, didn't move it, and almost made the mistake of touching her.
>sitting close to a girl and allowing my arm to rub against her
>pocket jacking in class to girls
>shaking a girls hand after jacking off and not washing my hands.
>"accidentally" bumping into girls
>>24334367
Masturbated to oneitis' formal senior picture.
>>24334367
told an roughly 18 to 19 year old girl on the nightbus to close her legs because half the bus can see her undies, got called a creep
Should've just watched like the others did. Girl was nearly passed out drunk too, so I really regret not haveing my rape-bros with me that night
Jacked off under a table in eighth grade with a qt next to me. Blew my load on the floor and underside of the table.
why is quitting so hard
You're an idiot who thinks addiction is actually real and is still connected to his physical form like some kind of mindless sheep
Cuz no will power.
>>24334352
did you quit anon?
>tfw Geforce 8600GT
>>24334002
Me too
>tfw perfectly silent fanless computer
Had one, then my cousin gave me a slightly better Radeon 3650. Now I have a GeForce 8800GT and I hate it since it's loud as fuck and I don't even play games any more.
Who /modest computer specs but still appreciates it greatly/ her?
I remember when it came out. I used to have the best possible PC you could have back in the day. I remember everyone praised GeForce 8600 GT. After a few months I was considered a pleb again. Was a good time, though.
1. Don't burp, fart, or spit in public.
2. Don't use profanity
3. Don't get any tattoos or piercings
4. Don't follow Hollywood or current music trends
5. Don't read brain rotting material such as celebrity magazines or escapist romance
6. Don't wear shorts or pants (traditional masculine clothing)
7. Always say thank you
8. Always make sure your room and general living space is clean
9. Don't drink caffeine
10. Try not to stay up past 11 and get as much sleep as possible
11. Don't participate in male sports/hobbies (including things like lifting weights)
12. Don't look for a job unless your husband is financially struggling and wants you to.
13. Keep political opinions to yourself, or only your husband if he enjoys talking to you about it.
14. Don't go to "hookup" areas like parties, bars, or clubs
15. Try not to walk or sit like a boy.
Unfortunately I'm a black women so I kind of have to work
>>24333981
no you don't
there are millions of men with jobs who would marry you if you presented yourself as a quality wife
>>24334006
I don't want the bottom of the barrel. If I marry someone poor, I'd still have to work. What would be the point then?
https://m.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/3gav3y/i_just_paid_a_15000_nonrefundable_deposit_to/
This faggot put $15,000 into climbing everest, and is ignoring the fact that so many people much more experienced than him have died in its death zone, he was at the time 210lbs and is presumed to be training currently
What do you robots think are his chances?
>I will succeed, and I'll come back here afterwards and post a picture of myself standing atop the summit of Everest, not to rub it in or anything, but to prove that anything is possible, even when everyone is betting against you.
dont most people die on the way down?
>>24333663
>browses Reddit
>giving a shit if someone he doesn't know dies
I hope he takes you along so you both die
>>24333697
Yes, but this fag will probably die going up before he can even summit
What do you think about AMWF porn? DOes it get you hot when you see it?
https://www.google.com/#tbm=vid&q=amwf+porn
>>24333660
Not really. I'm a white kuckold, but whenever I see AMWF I feel bad for the girl for feeling like she has to act pleasured by such a tiny dick. It just isn't something I can get into.
>>24333788
you do know that many of those porngirls you fap to have Asian boyfriends in their personal lives
>>24333822
>>24333868
Maybe some do. Some white girls even like Asian men. Overwhelmingly, though, women are not attracted to Asian guys, including Asian girls.
Also, why are you telling us this? Are you an insecure Asian guy? We know it's hard, but you don't have to spam porn. If you make something of yourself you can make up for your small dick and timid personality, it just takes dedication and hard work. Luckily you Asians have that in spades.
>tfw learning how to program
Wew lads, I might be a miserable NEET, but this is actually quite fun. 10/10 would recommend!
Why don't you try to learn how to code? Java is fairly easy, and it'll help your chances of becoming a wageslave! Surely it's not like you have anything better to do.
Programming language flamewar coming in 3, 2, 1...
>>24333600
while (OP == faggot)
{
//do stuff
}
^ Here's an infinite loop example.
>>24333617
I don't understand, what's the problem with Java?
s-should I switch to C++ instead?
