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this is the thread where we post trains and sing drunkenly
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xDCsxxlmfQ
Do you ever sing lewd or love songs?
who /hankwilliams/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WXYjm74WFI
O_O Holy fucking shit, I swear to Cthulhu before I opened the link I was thinking of that song. Maybe it's cause I read the word "drunkenly" and my mind automatically went there.
Post 10/10 faces
No boobs or ass allowed
Pls keep the thread bumped
G54dy
She looks likeTracer
>>29136535
wrong board
>>>/s/
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/22/health/us-suicide-rate-surges-to-a-30-year-high.html
>Suicide in the United States has surged to the highest levels in nearly 30 years, a federal data analysis has found, with increases in every age group except older adults. The rise was particularly steep for women. It was also substantial among middle-aged Americans, sending a signal of deep anguish from a group whose suicide rates had been stable or falling since the 1950s.
Why do you think the suicide rate is so high?
Western women
>>29136364
Really, female rates are increasing? It must be accidental completion
>>29136364
Economy and underemployment
Failed Normie kills gril that denies his white knighting.
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/06/07/nyregion/teenager-sentenced-to-25-years-for-killing-girl-who-said-no-to-the-prom.html?smid=fb-nytimes&smtyp=cur
>Beta failed normie asks gril to go to junior prom
>roastie says no
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>after white knighting has failed the only option left available is clear. Murder.
>kills Stacey in the middle of the hallway for all the normal fags to see
>goes to principals office soaked in blood
>'just take me away sempai'
The failed normies will soon join the fold of the greater beta alliance as the uprising slowly begins. For the first time in recent memory an average nobody beta without severe mental issues or isolation has lashed out against the tyranny of Chad and Stacey.
When will the normies ever learn? It didn't have to be this way.
will allow failed normies to conscript into the beta legion? Or will you deny them their right to conquest for every attempting to have a normal life?
i asked this insanely cute and funny girl i would still love again instantly to go to that thing... but as friends. she accepted but then texted me like thirty minutes later telling me we'd go if she didn't get a real date. guess what happened LOL. oh well, i knew what it was like to be happy for 30 minutes. that's more than people who die as infants, i guess.
then i asked another girl that had introduced me to marijuana to go, also as friends but maybe i didn't make that clear enough (i just wanted to go with anyone, i just wanted so badly to be an actual american). she practically laughed in my face and another girl i thought was a decent person asked me immediately if they could tell everyone about it
i gave up at that point i think. didn't ask anyone else, never even "hung out" with anyone again. but i don't wish death upon anyone. certainly not by my own hands.
there will be no failed normie/beta uprising, man. there just won't.
>>29136416
No, normies must pay, failed or otherwise.
>tfw ywn live the life of Chad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-veTvuvjwYE
How does this make you feel, bros?
Makes me feel like masturbating profusely
>this is considered "living life to the fullest" and thought to be fulfilling by normies
that girl seems like a total fucking vapid slut, flaunting her ass and body because it's all she's fucking worth
why the fuck are you losers even interested in girls like this? you think looks are what counts? lmfao
>used to like standup comedy
>became alt right
>every time I want to watch standup I get mad and stop because the comedian starts being a fucking cuck
>>29136186
time to watch sam hyde standups
>>29136186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7FawbAJpoQ
I miss your presence, bb.
uh oh neetcucks, it looks like your golden goose has flown the coop!
tick tock. better start handing out those resumes :^)
>>29136143
Don't worry anon, NEETs still have their candidate.
Say it with me robots:
PRESIDENT CLINTON
>>29136143
>>29136191
got a trustfund and will inherit my parents comfy nest egg, ill probably never have to work as long as i spend smart. check mate atheists, MAGA!
I never wanted taxpayers to be forced to pay for me under the threat of death or imprisonment, I just accept my mother's freely given generosity.
Talk about your good qualities.
>>29136107
>i do as i'm told
>i am friendly, if a bit shy
>i mind my own business
>>29136107
Being completely honest I don't think I have any.
I'm harmless
mfw i was a bully in high school
>>29135954
and look where the fuck you are now
>mfw i picked on kids every once in a while
>>29135972
lol
Tell us some of your goofy antics opie
Had to leave this here. Really makes you think....
>>29135918
Women need to be destroyed. They've served they're purpose. Now they need to die
>>29136156
/r9k/ in a nutshel
This is what creates school shooters.
Not every person wants women to motivate them to get rid of the pain.
Are you happy with how the internet is now?
>>29135740
nope
I won't be happy until the actual robots take over
AI is the future and we will be eclipsed, embrace technology
>>29135785
what if the AI could look at who helped bring it into existence and who didn't and then rewarded or punished them accordingly
>>29135740
>implying it's comfortable to sit like that
>implying any attractive girl in real life lives like that
Are we in the same "league" ?
you just posted this on soc
there's no reason to post here
>>29135648
Her eyes are to small but his eyes have raccoon circles, so it balances out year. Otherwise both are pretty attractive.
>>29135648
personally don't like the haircut
but yeah pretty much
also NORMIES REEEEE (obligatory)
I'm bi, I except that and stuff, but is it weird I have this increasing urge to dress more Androgynous? It's kinda weird. When I Google that shit, it think it looks fuckin ugly with guys. What the fuck is going on?
>>29135507
It was all the rage in the 70's, might make a come back.
>>29135559
I really hope it will, this urge if strong, but I know my family would judge me harshly, if they caught even a bit of my not hetero.
>>29135507
Fuck it dude do whatever the hell you want. I saw a guy wearing yoga pants a couple weeks ago.
I personally have hoodies I've bought online from the women's department. As much as everyone wants to fight the gender fluidity shit, it's a real up and coming thing. Ying and Yang.
>700-word essay due tomorrow at 11pm
>can't stop browsing 4chan and playing overwatch
what the fuck do i do? should I just kill myself now?
you can write that in literally 15 minutes you fucking idiot
>>29135421
Is this a joke? 700 words is next to nothing.
Just go and write it, you'll regret it later if you don't.
>100 word essay due in a week
>can't stop masturbating furiously to dickgirls
what do?
Why are women (or girls, you could say) like pic related more likely to go for Chad, than Stacey is?
Why? Are they compensating for something? Stacey does not seem as nearly as desperate for Chad cock as these 'nerdy/alternative/girl next door' types are.
>>29135359
Those girls are just Nerdy or Awkward Stacey.
A Stacey with different hair and makeup is still a Stacey. All Staceys love Chad-dick equally.
>>29135359
Stacey can actually get chad.
Unterstaceys cannot.
>>29135359
Because they believe they deserve and/or can get Chad. This is thanks to all of the desperate retards and fat enablers drowning them in attention and compliments online.
All a fat/ugly girl has to do is spend about a month frequenting online communities and by the time she's done she will have the most over-inflated sense of self-worth you've ever seen.
And just think about the girls who always spend time online. Like the whores who posts here. Just imagine how you'd feel if every day you woke up and had 13 unread messages on Skype from girls, all trying to impress you in an effort to jump on your cock. Imagine what it would feel like to post your disgusting manlet body and micro-dick on /soc/ and then have 15 girls begging for your contact info.
That is the life of a girl on the internet.
