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>have painful lump on one of my balls
>a small part of me wants it to be cancer so I feel like I have something in my life worth mentioning to others
>>29137982
Cancer lumps are usually painless.
Also testicular cancer is very easily curable, you'll just be down a ball so you'll want to kill yourself even more.
>>29138002
>not wanting to be a cyclops
come on fampai, at least I'd have something
>>29137982
You don't want Cancer OP. Go see a doctor.
>mom found the cum tissues
>roommate found the panties you stole from the laundry room
Grandma washed the crunchy cum towel
>Mother found the area 51 footage
Best knees NA.
twitch tv / Ashe_Aelois
Stop
fucking
promoting
Her
shitty
ass
stream
faggot.
>>29137866
get gud at shitposting son.
>>29137866
>>29137828
It is literally cuck stream, pay to be cucked twitch dot tv
Who /Canada/ here?
>>/Canada/
I am!
I live alone in a tiny apartment in vancouver. I rarely ever go out.
Kill me please
>>29137776
I live in a big house in Vancouver. Let's be friends
>tfw trapped on Vancouver island.
>tfw you live in place that has the title "tent city"..... just fucking end me
why haven't you gotten your license yet, /r9k/?
>>29137737
Of course. It'd not that hard. At first I tried to read the rules of the road book but that was going nowhere because I couldn't remember shit. So I just took the online practice test a few time which pretty much cycled through all the real test questions anyway. Passed the real test soon after and then the actual driving part was a breeze since my dad taught me to drive years before.
>>29137737
I've had my license for 10 years.
Been driving for less than 3 though and only short distances.
>>29137737
What license, retard?
If driving license, yes, I have one. What about you?
What does r9k think of Wishbone?
Is he just autistic enough for this board?
>>29137732
How are you old enough to even know about this?
By now that dog is almost certainly dead, show was on when I was 7.
That show used to make me very emotional and I would cry (not in a sad way)
I don't know why, I think I just found the dog very cute
I'm a guy BTW
>>29137763
Same here.
I'm 21, I just thought the talking dog was real and got sad when I found out dogs can't talk.
>>29137743
Wishbone lives on through all English Scottish Terriers, his spirit is alive and well.
>quietly browsing the web and comfy
>get awful urge to shit and it feels like diarrhea
>quietly browsing the web and comfy
>randomly think about responsibilities in the future
IKTF
I already shit today too.
>quietly browsing the web and feeling comfy
>alarm rings reminding I have to wageslave as a doorgreeter for target for target
Just kill me f@m
Does anyone here wish they died before they got into their teens?
My teens are where I truly learned that I'm ugly, stupid and unworthy of anything good.
For some reason, I feel like teens might've been good times for most of you though.
>>29137694
17 here.
I want this ride to end already
I was never happy. Wish I never lived in the first place.
>>29137717
not sure if underaged b& or predicted a get
>>29137717
Banned (but I know that feel).
If you were famous around the world and could fuck as many girls as you want, how many kids would you want and with how many different women?
>>29137672
none
oregano
>>29137672
all of them multiple times
tfw mass impregnation fetish
>>29137686
Is Gengis Khan your hero, senpai?
Bernie lost.
I want to die.
Can I tell you something, /r9k/? I was almost Bernie Sanders. I used to be young, passionate about leftist beliefs. I believed that everyone was deserving of equality, that the economy was rigged, and that socialism was the path to justice. But the world made me cruel and cold. I saw that socialism could never work and that communism would lead to a Hell on Earth unimaginable. But I still have a fondness for Bernie Sanders.
Because if life had not been so terrible to me, if I had not been betrayed by people who claimed to care, maybe I would have been like Bernie. Traveling to peaceful, liberal places to live among other cucks quietly. Getting involved in local politics. Fostering the innate hunger for competition within me, channeling it into a political spirit... Bernie never imagined he would be looking the presidency in the face. He came so close. I've been following his campaign since the beginning. If he had just managed to pull off one big win...
Maybe his campaign would have gotten the energy it needed to crash into the White House. We'll never know a future with a two point upswing in Massachusetts, or Illinois, Missouri... a future with open primaries in New York, Pennsylvania, etc...
To come so close, yet so far...
I feel for you Bernie. I really do. You really believe you're fighting the good fight. I think you would have made an excellent president if only because you're the only one besides Trump talking about corruption in government.
I will fucking miss you man, I hope Clinton makes you her veep. I will never vote for Crooked Hillary, but I won't mind seeing your sweet little Jew face in the White House for the next 4 to 8 years!
Sigh. Perhaps it's because I'm a Jew myself, but I love this little man. Does anyone else here like Bernie?
bump to get the thread going.
bernie was a friend to neets. rip
Just ignore politics, it's all a ruse and people have no power to change everything, democracy and voting is a compete illusion and distraction.
You can be an idealist or leftist or whatever you want, you don't have to think like the rest of society and it's not worth sacrificing your own beliefs for.
>that feel when no fat gf thread
why is tumblr shilling here?
>>29137576
Tumblr is a free blogging platform mostly used for porn storage, not a feminazi sjw website, as you would mistakenly believe because those types of bloggers happen to use tumblr
>tfw no femanon belly gf to shitpost on /r9k/ with
>staying up with a 10/10
>her boyfriend broke up with her and now she's upset
>I've brought up us possibly dating again as we've dated before so I'm not a Nice Guy(tm)
>mentioned how we could date again
>she says she wants us to remain friends
>I play it off cooly
>she says she appreciates me as a friend as if that helps at all
MFW
>now I'm just sitting here sending her cookie cutter replies because I don't know what the fuck to do now
I swear guys, there are a lot of things you can harden yourself to, but never being shot down.
>ever having a girl speak to you, even over text
normie, bye
>>29137539
I get the feeling.
>>29137558
I never understood why a girl who turns down an offer to date with the reasoning of "staying friends" uses some shit "I'm glad we're such good friends" as if that helps any better, like what the fuck, that's the exact opposite of helping. That's just rubbing salt in the wound.
I've got a doctor's appointment for my depression on Friday.
Is my life about to get better or worse?
Depends on the gender, professionalism, and jewry-level of your doc
better, put that shit onto any sort of letter to get into a college or say it on a job interview
Get ready for the wacky world of anti-depressants!
You won't be depressed anymore, in fact you won't feel anything anymore!
What's the meanest thing another person has ever said to you.
What is the meanest thing one of your parents has ever said to you.
>>29137449
My drunk mother telling me I deserved to beat beat up by my stepfather (which he did, I was a weak 14 year old faggot) for calling him a cocaine addict and a loser (which he was and still is) after he could not find his rifle which he accused me of taking (I did not). She said this after I went to my aunt's house and she called the policed. I was "responsible" for screwing up Frank's life. Like it wasn't before you pathetic neglecting dried up cunt. I hate my mother.
'i need to break up with you'
>>29137449
>anon you look like op
Anons, I desperately need some advice. Normally this is the sort of thing you'd ask a friend or something, but I have no friends, so I'd appreciate it if you could help me out instead.
To give you an idea of where I'm coming from here:
>Haven't had a friend since seventh grade.
>Spent my senior year of high school in online classes -- basically a year without interacting with anyone in person.
>Now going on to my second year in college, I've still not joined a club or formed a relationship beyond a semester-long acquaintance.
So effectively I have no idea how to properly interact with people on more than a superficial level.
Recently I went on a summer class trip to another place in the US, and while I was there I ended up spending some time with the other undergrads. A couple of days ago one of them texts me under somewhat innocuous circumstances, saying they got my number from a friend and that they wanted to catch up from time to time with the people they went with. This, I figured, was something that normalfags did, and I thought that perhaps I had ended up making a friend for the first time in a while. Earlier today, they contacted me again and told me that they have feelings for me.
Now, while they did it in an incredibly cute way, I don't think they quite get the scope of my crippling social failings. I don't have the least idea of how to respond.
So I figured you could call me a faggot or whatever, and maybe give me some suggestions on what to do.
Just some questions first.
You spent senior year of hs in online classes but now you are in second year of college? What happened to first year?
Just curious are you skipping years or what?
>Earlier today, they contacted me again and told me that they have feelings for me.
Now, while they did it in an incredibly cute way,
Wait. Are you a guy or a girl? Is the person talking to you a guy or girl?
I don't know what your question is. Please be more clear. Not just for this question but try to be clear in general.
Second, you won't just learn social interactions in one day or after one lesson. It will suck cause you are basically retarded. Hopefully you will not suck so much that you will be put off from social interactions forever.
There is a lot to learn. People make a living off teaching others how to be social. The best tip I can give you in this scenario is get the other person to talk about themselves. People love to talk about themselves and will like you if you let them talk about themselves. Also it makes sense as it is a reunion of sorts (as far what you posts suggests)
>>29137787
>Just curious are you skipping years or what?
I don't know what the confusion is here -- I just finished my first year of college. The summer class was just a few weeks ago -- it was a four week summer intersession course.
>Wait. Are you a guy or a girl? Is the person talking to you a guy or girl?
I'm a guy, person who contacted me is a girl.
>I don't know what your question is.
I suppose there's not a clear-cut question here. More just -- how am I supposed to respond in this sort of situation? I simply don't know where to begin. I think I'm just going to try calling them tomorrow and talking about it to the best of my ability. Let's hope that it doesn't end up too terribly.
>The best tip I can give you in this scenario is get the other person to talk about themselves.
I've heard this before, and it does help. Thanks for the advice anon.
Saging the thread because I've realized how this is basically just a blog post.
>>29138025
No let it die on its own anon. I'm fucking lonely as well and I want to help so long as you want to listen.
>how am I supposed to response in this sort of situation?
I am assuming you mean when the girl told you she had feelings for you. It is pretty surprising even for normies because this is someone you haven't seen for a long time. The ball is pretty much in your court. Its up to you to decide if you want to do anything with this girl. Learn about her or maybe you find her attractive and you just want to give it a go. It is really up to you. When it comes to acting properly, you really have no obligation to do anything. If you want to seem like a well composed individual, you just need to act calmly and respond in a respectful manner whatever your decision is. If you act like a retard, people will see you as a retard. Being retarded means acting out or saying anything you wouldn't say to your mother.
