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what was r9k like before it evolved into its current state? or was the boards culture always like this?
Imagine /b/ but less retarded
Less normies. It's pretty much normie /mu/tier fags now
>>29116836
This is spot on, there used to be lots of OC, less hostility and more camaraderie.
Janitor, the purpose of this website if for people to enjoy it and post on it, why are you deleting one of the most popular threads on this board (also read the fucking README and this is not a soc thread thingy)? edition
THIS IS NOT A /SOC/ THREAD
WE ARE NOT SWAPPING INFO/PICS
WE ARE NOT TRYING TO MEET EACH OTHER
WE ARE CREATING AND SHARING ORIGINAL CONTENT
Come talk about your qts, advise other autists how to hold conversations, improve your social skills, contribute to general Interpals banter, and become happy normies, or slightly happier robots.
***NEWFAGS READ THIS FIRST***
OP PASTEBIN WITH FAQS, SCRIPTS, PASTAS, INFOGRAPHICS & ADVICE:
http://pastebin.com/vt3wZ0NU
Remember not to give your personal info out to crazies.
Old thread #19
http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/29097891
Don't post a new thread:
>until the current thread is almost at the bump limit (50 posts short of it is too early)
>without including all of the info in the OP
>without linking the old thread
First for all the girls on this site are cringe worthy
oh and
>yfw omegle threads where literal normies are sitting in front of a fucking webcam are okay but this somehow isn't
First for non-whites get fucked.
Write a letter to someone who may or may not read it. Could be about anything you want it to be.
I daydreamed about you today. It was the first time ive done it in I dont know how long. It felt amazing to feel that again. Idk. I want to lay in bed and makeout with you for hours and nothing else but that.
-Daemian
E
Hit me up lets hang
David
R
You suck at guitar and I don't really want you in my band. You can't be tone deaf and be in a band. You can't not know when you're not in tune and be in a band. Also your gear is shit and you have no money. You are a hassle and not a contributor.
Why are you guys so mean to girls? I can understand specific girls who were bitches to you irl, but some girls can actually be receptive if you were nice.
>>29089291
how nice do i have to be to get you on skype with me?
> assassins greed
Go fuck yourself """"""""GAMUR GIRL""""""""""
>>29089316
I'm a dude, bro. But if you wanna talk anyway, I can post muh skype. It's just the toxicity towards females here is.....toxic. Not even whit knighting. So much autism.
I'm leaving my state in a month, and leaving everything behind, not talking to anyone here ever again.
What should I do before I leave? I don't give a shit about my reputation here because I'll never see anyone ever again.
get some nudes brah
stay home and fap to porn. where you live doesn't magically become interesting just because you're leaving it.
>>29137046
Make a bomb, put it under your bed, and set it to detonate a week after you leave
I was told by a therapist that it would be a good idea to vent and hear other people's stories on paranoia. This happened about a year ago, things haven't gotten better.
>be total paranoid sperg
>concealed carry at all times
>1911 under pillow and shotgun leaning against nightstand
>deadbolt on bedroom door
>afraid people will break into my house when I'm away
>whenever I get back home, I unholster my gun and clear the house before doing anything
>barred off attic door because that's a weak spot in my defenses
>get gf after years of alone
>doesn't care about extreme paranoia
>feel comfortable around her
>two years after meeting, she moves in
>realizes what a faggot I am
>becomes full liberal, tells me to get rid of guns or her
>freak out
>she leaves me because I won't let go of my paranoia that easily
>haven't interacted with human beings as friends since
>all I do is eat, go to work, clear my house, and shit
>my life is empty
What has your paranoia done to you, r9k?
>>29136860
Youll probably only live to be 50 with all that stress.
>>29136860
Only time Ive actually been paranoid is when I smoked weed a few years ago. I kept checking my window to see if people would break in cause they knew I was high and defenseless, then I thought some van was the FBI trying to get me something I didn't do. I was pretty scared, it seemed real, but I got over it once I wasnt high.
I suffer too from paranoia
Once during psychosis I was clutching a knife for my life because I thought my parents had been switched
Constantly thought people literally wanted to kill me.
Ended up going to hospital
Constantly think think the nurses can read my mind. Thought I was in a nazi death camp.
Still think today people hate me and out to make my life hell.
Schizophrenia isn't fun, guys.
Mischief thread.
Mischief general
> tfw carrying around a knife on me in ausfailia illegally.
is it to defend yourself from abos begging you for a ciggy?
>>29136710
You know the deal, anon.
Get a life
Bin that knife
>supposed to throw away recalled food products
>take them home instead
how do you make peace with being ugly?
>>29136669
Find a person who for some reason finds you attractive and validates your existence.
>>29136694
I hope I can some day
I'm not fully pessimistic, I suppose
>>29136669
Find someone uglier than you.
Green texts highly encouraged.
numero 1
>tried with benzos and alcohol
>woke up in icu
>turns out parents had found me, called ambulance
numero 2:
>this time with benzos and alcohol, and injected fentanyl into my vein
>this didn't kill me
>woke up in the hospital again
future numero 3:
>just hang myself because i'm tired of OD's not working
>>29136537
You're destined not to die, anon? What drove you to an hero in the first place?
>>29136693
>what drove you to an hero
uh
i'm just exhausted
i think life is a very strange experience and i want off the ride
Going to smash a 3/10 because I am a man just trying to work his way up the ladder. Have faith in me robotards
>>29136374
Gotta start somewhere, just be careful about your reputation. I told a 1/10 I liked her and she fucking told EVERYONE SHE FUCKING KNEW. Ruined my fucking reputation and now no girl wants to even talk to me.
>>29136374
you gotta start somewhere man, good luck.
3/10 is what most robots that do get laid get, whether they admit it or not
>tfw just got out of the hospital for a heart attack and I'm already craving another line of blow
How do I live through this, I'm scared bros. I'm only 28, this shouldn't be hapening
Just go out with a blow. CHA-CHING
Smoke opium senpai
>>29136266
Tell us your story anon
Greentext plz
>>29136266
It's my greatest fear, pls tell me what it was like Senpai!
>When was the last time you left your house robots?
>What do you do all day if you haven't left your house in a while?
I haven't left my house in over a month. It just feels so good being a shut in. I work from home so I don't run out of money and I have all my food delivered to my house.
Besides working, I usually play vidya, watch anime, browse 4chan, and workout. I have a treadmill and weights so I can stay in shape without ever having to go to a gym.
Pic not related
Someone pls respond :(
Jwnegsnmakwfb
>>29136244
What job do you have anon? you are literally living my dream. Im a uni student poorfag
You work from home?
Who else
>can't even fit in with other internet losers
Here?
i'm only slightly less awkward with awkward people
>when the autists think your posts are autistic.
>>29136196
You basically realize that relating over how you wish you could relate to other people (besides the person you're trying to relate with now) is pretty shallow, and that the only reason you're opening up to eachother is because of the absolute contempt you hold eachother in.
I know you normalfags lurk here so how about you make yourselves useful and answer some questions?
Only one i have is:
>Is it worthwhile to have a girlfriend?
>>29136125
Cyborg here
I'd say it is, but really it all depends on the girl.
If she seems to like you and get nervous around you, go for it.
Oh god no it isn't worth it
>Non stop fighting and bitching all for an ejaculation
>>29136181
t.This
I'm still fairly new to this board, but I feel this may be relevant.
I never had a hard childhood. I always had friends to be around, people to talk to, etc. I was a normie. But recently, it seems after some unfortunate events (which I will not discuss) I have lost most of that. I hardly speak with anyone anymore. I live at home and my father looks at me as a disgrace on his name, and my mother just pities me. I feel so alone that I've attempted suicide again, something I thought I had overcome in years past. Perhaps I just want to know that others understand the cold isolation. I feel that you robots would know this best I suppose...
>>29135871
Fucking nigger get off my board
>>29135906
head back to /pol/ or /b/ faggot.
>>29135871
I understand you fully. All through my life, like you, I had friends and even a gf or two. When I went off to university... I don't know what happened. I just couldn't fit in with people. I felt so isolated at times I would break down and cry in my dorm room by myself.
Eventually I stopped trying to connect to people and instead focused fully on my schoolwork, lifting, and self improvement. Now I have a master's degree and a job lined up waiting for me next autumn.
I won't lie. I'm still very lonely. I'm still essentially friendless apart from a few acquaintances. But I've learned to become self-sufficient for my happiness. I don't "need" dozens of friends, or invitations to parties, or a girlfriend to make me feel self-validated. Happiness comes from within you. And if you can't make yourself happy, who can?
