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Something simple to cure what's ailin' ya. Just feel free to let out all those feels you been bottlin' up.
>tfw seeing my friend who's on my level have a gf and has made more content than me
>tfw nearly every person I know has a job or has moved out (or both)
>tfw 19 and fast on my way to being a basement-dwelling virgin who doesn't want to put in the effort to leave
Feels bad m80s
>tfw my 14 year old son posts on 4chan
He mainly sticks to /v/, though. I haven't confronted him about it.
>>29135374
Damn dude. Did he learn it from watching you?
If I was rich I'd strongly consider paying a girl to be my part time girflriend. Like hangout with me at least one day a week and pretend to care about me. Not even so much for loneliness, but so when people ask me how my life is I have something to say. I'd take pictures with her so it's somewhat believable.
Who /lsd/ here? I take LSD once every 2 weeks, and I use it as a tool for self improvement and self discovery. I find it immensely beneficial. I quit smoking, lost weight and got a better job all directly as a result of revelations made evident to me on LSD.
>>29135278
taking LSD doesn't make you Steve Jobs
Fuck off nigga
>>29135278
What exactly were those revelations? Please share.
>>29135379
I saw God and he showed me the way to saving the world was realizing all is one and one is all and having the perfect pure virgin marriage.
>tfw she doesn't text you back
>tfw left wondering what she's doing
>tfw resisting the urge to text her because you don't want to seem desperate
>tfw double texted her
>tfw ignored for a month
>tfw she text you apologizing and saying she was "busy"
>don't respond because she was probably get railed by Chad
I deleted her number. She was the only girl to show interest in me.
>>29135313
>doesn't text for a month
>"busy"
You are better off.
>tfw hook up for a few months
>leave b/c I thought it was "unhealthy"
>text her a year later
>we hook up and she says "I missed this"
>text her again a few months later
>no response
>?
Who /med/ here? Feels good having the most Chad job in the world and being set for life.
can you examine my nutsack please
Good luck when the jewish medibots take your job dumbass
stick your finger up my ass u fag
I started it almost a week ago, I've been anergic and apathetic for so many years now, and I heard that the amount of testosterone that I burn masturbating could be the cause of it.
I don't know if it really works, but I want to give it a chance, I have nothing to lose.
Not masturbating is suffering, but I like to challange myself, and this is turning to be more fun than I expected.
What's your opinion on Nofap, robots? Have you ever tried, and would you ever consider trying?
Idk I've gone like 3 weeks before. Obvivously you'll feel more horny which could act as a motivator to be more flirty and talkative to women. But I think I thought about sex less but when you see a girl that really turns you on or porn or something it will be really hard not to jerk off.
Quitting faapin is best decision of my life, but it took me several years of struggling with severe addiction to hit, often fapping several times a day and/or edging to adult content for several HOURS a day. Until 2 months ago longest I managed without fapping was 24 days. I rarely ever go to porn tube sites anymore, but I am lax about things like browsing /s/ and similar type image blogs singe my problem was the fapping itself, and the addiction is fully broken such that nothing can tempt me to fap anymore. If you had more of a porn problem then what is often suggested is that if you can only fap once and no more, do that but never look at pornography.
>>29135123
I wanna trash no fap whenever I see people talk about it, but I'm afraid is discouraging someone who can actually benefit from it.
Lets all skip each other on the r9k tag.
first for where is norway-pal?
>>29134825
I heard he died in a tragic accident.
>>29134825
his face makes me wet ffs
Do you think there is any hope for me? It's really hard for me to ask guys to hang out. And when I do they usually try to avoid one on one interaction. I'm not overweight but I have a horse face and a large frame and I feel awkward and ugly all the time. I don't look good in feminine clothes like skirts or dresses so I usually wear just jeans and a t shirt or sweater but that makes it tough to go out and about and feel comfortable socializing with other people. I try to hang out with more introverted guys but they don't respond much more than more social guys. Just not sure what to do because I don't want to be alone all of college and don't want to look online for companionship.
>>29134770
> I'm not overweight but I have a horse face and a large frame
5 years ago, you would have ended up alright. Now though... with all the transgenderism in the media, the number of MtF transsexuals has skyrocketed. I usually assume a woman with an ugly face and broad frame is a MtF transwoman.
>don't want to look online for companionship.
why not? it's super easy to get dates/hookups online for women. all you need to do is create a profile and people will send you messages. If you are worried about "getting too many messages", or getting too many "hey, sup?" messages; then just brows profiles and send a message yourself (with the knowledge that you're much more likely to get a response than guys who message first).
>>29134932
I just don't get approached at all and if what you say is true it's scary to think that the guys I approach might think I'm a transsexual.
I'm just nervous to think about meeting a guy on a dating site. At school there's some level of accountability as far as your age, who you say you are and whether you're in a relationship or single.
>>29135101
Do the approaching yourself of shut your cockhole, cunt.
Welcome to our world.
>tfw I posted a thread today about how my psychologist appointment was cancelled because he killed himself
>6 people respond
I just want more people to be aware of how great he was.
Never got that from my therapists.
I'm sure he was amazing
>>29135305
this desu
o-reg-e-no
asian women don't like black men, and it sucks because there are tons of us who love asian women.
>inb4 but you have white women
I'm a black woman who has had sex with 10 Asian men. If I can do it I'm sure black guys can.
Im white and this is how i feel about black women desu. very hard to find one that likes white guys and dont get me started on mixed girls
nobody gives a fuck about your plight you subhuman ape
it's June 7th and not a single meme has emerged in the year 2016
what are we doing about this, how do we end this recession? government subsidized memes?
>dat boi posters need not enter this thread
>>29134536
>not understanding why niggers love bees
>>29135147
Seriously, it's a meme that tumblr and social media won't be able to steal. 9fag might even have a little trouble attempting to steal it because it says nigger.
le monke is the new meme
ITT: Phrases never before uttered in r9k
I take full responsibility.
I appreciate my mother.
I have a future
I have a definite hatred for women, so how the hell am I so addicted to anime girls? I'm pretty sure I have 30 waifus and 50 side bitches at this point. I've yet to find one even half decent women.
What's going on here?
>>29134349
you fell for the 2D meme
>>29134349
As you get older and you hang around more women and spend less time looking at anime girls your feeling will switch back to that of a normal mans
>>29134467
No way, my pure hatred is undying. Stop lying. I'm already 20. Nearly half my life is over.
I live with a mother two step-sisters a sister and her two daughters and then I go to work with 10 other women. I hang around with women all the time, that's the problem. I don't like them. Somehow their different than anime girls, I don't like the change. They should learn to be more like anime if they want me.
>Bernie sanders was too far behind and Hildawg gets all the delegates
>Trump University scandal and his comment today about the judge just ruined his chances for the spic vote
about a 75% chance of Hillary right now
this is good
there's literally no way to stop the FBI/NSA/human hive faction, and the president is basically completely powerless, so having the enemy team take the blame when shit inevitably turns to shit is ideal
>>29134200
The country as a whole is boned.
300M+ people on this country, and these two are the best we can come up with.
I just dont understand it.
Take it. I request anybody above 80 points is banned.
>>29134171
71 but i think i was being a little nice to myself , what did you score, OP?
>>29134247
I did much worse than I thought I would.
>>29134371
I forgot the pic
Am I the only person on /r9k/ that isn't a faggot and doesn't want a gf?
Nah, I'm comfortable with being alone.
I've had a few girlfriends and I wasn't any happier with them, but living alone with my tupper and pupper is comfy as all fuck.
>>29134066
You're not alone anon.
Friendly reminder that robots are less than 10% of the people who frequent this board.
>posting anime grills
>doesn't want a gf
>not a faggot
what?
